/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2296 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 244,973 (+26,151)
► Died: 10,033 (+1,082)

LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
Italy crematories overwhelmed, military takes coffins to other regions
archive.is/6dcVE

Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
archive.is/i0vGJ

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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>RESEARCH
70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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Merkel: "60 to 70 percent in Germany will become infected"
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LATEST CASES
00:31: 339 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States. (Source: Emailed statement)
00:15: First 2 cases in Haiti.
23:33: 83 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
23:01: 224 new cases in Michigan, United States.
22:59: 2 new deaths in Spain.
22:29: 189 new cases and 6 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:29: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Connecticut, United States.

>MORE
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cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html
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>US State Leaderboard
204 total deaths
27/50 states on the board (MS, OK, VT, WI new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
74 deaths
>NY:
32 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA, LA:
10 deaths
>FL, NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT, WI:
2 deaths
>KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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lol... just lol. you guys.
You do realize that you're being advised to lower your immune systems, courtesy of the big pharmaniggers, right?
Washing and sanitizing your hands constantly is ruining your body's natural ability to fight off germs.
>but you can't touch your face user!
I've been touching my face, eating food off the floor, eating boogers, hardly ever bathe, and the fact is that I wash my hands once a day, and that's if I'm feeling extra clean.
The disease has been in my town for over a month, but I'm completely healthy. I probably already caught coronachan and have recovered past it by now.

Just relax, it's gonna be fine. You're only making things worse by freaking out so much.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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>mfw

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Fucking druggies are gonna flip out, man. You can just see how they try to walk off their itch on the streets since the prices have skyrocketed.

Jews are injecting themselves with goy serum to save themselves from this disease (no joke).

WERE ALL GETTING SNIPPED

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Shut down when?

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Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

We're a few weeks ahead of schedule.

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crimes against humanity.

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RECESSION ANNOUNCED
>RECESSION ANNOUNCED
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HOLY SHIT
RECESSION ANNOUNCED
>RECESSION ANNOUNCED

Reply to this post if your country or at least parts of it are on full lockdown

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>"OI! M8! YOU GOT A LOICESNE TO BE IN THIS OISLE?"

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>reanimation
>jajajaja
youtube.com/watch?v=GgDiL4DjaBM

When NYC become the new Lombardy/Wuhan.

source?

R E A N I M A T I O N
youtube.com/watch?v=VwvHt7Cdswk
youtube.com/watch?v=Y26TQKczaaY

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Thanks for adding the daily counts as well, keep improving this thread.

Based superspreader

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILIES!!

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>FIRST CASE OF "RAPE" DURING THE COVID-19 CRISIS REPORTED LIVE IN BELGIUM TV!
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>twitter.com/elbachajo/status/1238891996720377856

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Which country? All of them?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN I WANT TO GO BACK TAKE ME BACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

where?
source

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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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Wonder if the great ChinAIDS pandemic has put a dent in the fentanyl smuggling at all.
Hoping for a big death toll among the degenerates honestly.

CUM INFECTIONS

>youtube.com/watch?v=KsPcTrLLD_U

>cum infections

>Italy crematories overwhelmed, military takes coffins to other regions

Holohoax debunked in my lifetime. It feels good.

>Rondo Duo
Patrician taste, ameo.

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ARUBA, JAMAICA, OOH I WANNA TAKE YOU TO: BERMUDA BAHAMA, COME ON PRETTY MOMMA! KEY LARGO, MONTEGO, (BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO) OOOOH I WANT TO TAKE HER TO THE KOKOMO, WE'LL GET THERE FAST AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT SLOOOOW! THATS WHERE WE WANT TO GOO! WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO !

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They will flood the hospitals looking for a doctor to prescribe them something. I knew this was going to happen.
Be lucky you don't have niggers as they will probably get violent

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give them garlic and hard alcohol

hehe cum infections

youtube.com/watch?v=lDJsN9Oyjj8

Fucks sake man link it

youtu.be/c-Z1PPE3bJA
WHAT THE FUCK ITALY

Not happening

>barely any ICUs, ventilators, and hospital bed left in Italy. Could potentially affect poor countries that have the lack of medical support, and equipment
>shortages of testing kits everywhere
>10+ different treatments despite being very experimental, so no confirmed treatments that actually works
>no vaccine until late 2021 at the earliest
>expontential growth is apparent everyday
>required at least full military lockdown to contain the virus at the minimum (See China, Italy, etc..)
On the scale of 10, how fucked are we?

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give me corona already
im healthy as a horse
ill shit this out in a week tops

I wan't to embrace my inner jew, what is the best way to profit from a pandemic?

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Cum infections hehe

I'M GONNA COOOOOOM

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How can a recession be announced without 2 quarters of contraction?

I mean, it's inevitable, but still.

it's too soon..

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

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today was my first official work from home day. i got deenz for dayz and feeling comfy

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>Thousands in Sierra foothills going days without power as snow pounds Northern California

I CALLED IT THERES NOT POINT TO PREP WITH PERISHABLES HAHA NEETS CHICKEN TENDIES BTFO

>it's a P*radox episode

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Looks like they are gonna try the chloroquine to treat the coronavirus. How does that make you feel?

Don't die.

Not getting it so you'll be one of the few fertile men left

not fucked enough

>Chloroquine has a 100% cure rate
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Canadian farmers btfo they can't fly in Jamaican and Mexican migrant workers
how about your country? Maybe jobs will come back to citizens instead of immigrants

dont worry
supply and demand will screw you over anyway

can i just drink tonic water instead

You mean we actually meme'd that bullshit chloroquine story into reality?
Bwaaaahahahaha!!!

WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?
>WAIT WAS LOS ANGELES JUST QUARANTINED?

Indifferent. They've tried all that stuff in Italy and nothing good happened.

Guys, I sneezed today. What do?

I guess a little better, didn't catch it but iirc the creator of the pill is donating like millions of pills.

ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
>ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
>ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
>ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
>ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN
ARGENTINA GOING INTO TOTAL LOCKDOWN

Sure thing chang. China will pay for releasing this

Chinks shills are getting more and more panicky the less engagement they receive

>Alive, but at what cost?
Considering that testicles are chock full of ACE-2 receptors, fertility

Well given they used in China and that country is still fucked I give it a big maybe. It very well might help with the viral load as a treatment but that is a long way from getting us out of the problem.

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Is there any more from that GIF set?

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MACRON KING COOFS ALONE

Indifferent since you have to find the case before they reach a serious/critical stage for chloroquine to really be effective at reducing hospital load. How exactly is that supposed to happen with undertesting like in the US unless if you're giving literally everyone who shows up with flu symptoms a week's worth of chloroquine tablets?

And that's assuming those clinical trials weren't goalseeked.

Mate of mine said the militarys waiting outside bath for some unrelated reason to lockdowns

Viruses can't be cured
Report and move on

yep

ARMY AUTHORIZED TO ENFORCE QUARANTINE

TANKS AT MIDNIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

inshallah brothers
youtube.com/watch?v=VVnz6hlC3pQ

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fuck,imagine if a hurricane sandy tier storm were to hit NYC right now..wew,top quality chaos

Are headach and stuffy nose symptoms? Also faster Heartbeat or something

She loved that. Smiling hard.

no one in brazil is taking this seriously. we're not going to lockdown everything like other countries are doing. and by the time we decide to do it it will be too late. brazil will be the next italy and the virus will probably mutate with bats and have higher mortality like the prediction said. i would unironically move out of here if i could. its over

GIVE BLOOD GOY
GIMME DAT GOY SERUM

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>I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What work?
By the time this is over and done, the fucking company you work for probably won't even exist still, or at least will be bought out by a company that survives, and lay your broke economic and homeless ass off, KEK

NEED MASKS FOR EVERYONE
NEED MASKS FOR EVERYONE
NEED MASKS FOR EVERYONE
NEED MASKS FOR EVERYONE
to contain the corona

>"Today, there are no proven safe and effective therapies for the coronavirus," Fauci said

Better question: have recovered people completely gotten rid of the virus?

Does coronavirus and an itchy throat seemly caused by acid reflux have anything in common?

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salsa

not yet, but I think we're waiting for trumps response to our local governments call for a ship of supplies. I hope it happens before the weekend.

Means you're a gay poor slav

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I WAS JUST GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER! I WAS FINALLY HAPPY WITH WORK AND SCHOOL. WHY KEK WHY!! I TAKE IT ALL BACK I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN ANYMORE

MAKE IT STOP

I'd like to see more studies confirming this. Just using old chink studies prove little.

>coom infections
wtf?
Also: CLEARLY the infections were under-reported earlier

Sounds like anxiety. Sleep well tonight don't think about /cvg/.

>can blood help
I believe the Chinese tried that in desperation and the answer I remember is no

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weather.com/health/coronavirus/news/2020-03-19-coronavirus-updates-covid-19-cases-climb-lockdowns-expand

>40% of coronavirus patients hospitalized in the U.S. were between 20 and 54, a CDC report found

weather.com/health/coronavirus/news/2020-03-19-coronavirus-updates-covid-19-cases-climb-lockdowns-expand

>40% of coronavirus patients hospitalized in the U.S. were between 20 and 54, a CDC report found

This is because we are fat.

too late for containment now, at least 50% of the world will get it
time to move to herd immunity

Yes Trump is basically calling it a miracle cure lmao

They got shelter-in-placed like we did up north. It's more comparable to what happened to Daegu after the cult cluster blew up.

lockdown with a velvet glove
we aren't going to contain this shit unless they declare martial law and go full wuhan

NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT
>NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT
NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT
>NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT
NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT
>NIGGA ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE STREAM? THE MAYOR JUST ANNOUNCED IT

How can a fucking drug have a 100% cure rate?
LMAO
Good luck with that, Elon

Fauci is a /cvg/user for sure.

Just a flu.

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>social score free falling

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>meme chart move to newspaper

>cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

Reported illnesses have ranged from mild symptoms to severe illness and death for confirmed coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) cases.

The following symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure.*

Fever
Cough
Shortness of breath

*This is based on what has been seen previously as the incubation period of MERS-CoV viruses.


ive also read that diarrhea is a symptom but i can't confirm.

>If only you knew how based things really are

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It wont do anything.

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Yes. serum injections.

goin on a smoke run.
Any Leafbros need anythin?

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HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

GERMANY IS GETTING ITALY NUMBERS
DAY 18 COMPARISON
ITALY: 15,113
GERMANY: 15,300

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

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Is jock itch a co-morbidity? Just a few days ago I realized my balls were dry and flakey and there was a patch of red rash on the left side of my scrotum.

Any at-home-remedies for this bros? Internet just says wash your balls 3 times a day and keep them clean. Can't I soak them in hydrogen peroxide or something?

I don't want the china plague to get me because I have dry itchy balls.

>was supposed to finish uni next term
>all classes moved to online, unorganized as hell
>world ending
>spent the last 4 years of my life as worthless student

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Hi there

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LMAO faggot nothingburgers absolutely BTFO.
This is the happening of the century.

Can you get me a bag of doritos?

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Pet food is gone

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Save shekels and in 3 months when infections crest but the low price stocks and property

Pick up a rake while you're out.

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do americans really eat dog food?

those dirty sluts

I see multiple bags?

At least you have guns

>Better question: have recovered people completely gotten rid of the virus?

There is one man who was on CNN who got it and doctor said he was in the clear, but who knows. There were random reports about re-infection but idk how reliable those sources are.

Wednesday

Assume you are going to die from Corona.
Is there anyone you hate so much you hope to see them die from Corona before you?

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>124gr of copper-jacketed lead, stat

This, it's all snake oil.

Me too, user. Gotta very generous raise, my own office, and had just signed the lease to a new apartment before all of this. Now my job is on temporary leave without pay and have to rely on unemployment and my savings.

Because he wasn't white.
Funny if she ends with coronavirus regardless