Argentina Coronavirus General /acg/ - FULL LOCKDOWN Edition

Fuck off Rebeld and brown province

I hope they use this as an excuse to get rid of a couple of niggers

we went thru this a week ago.
Go to the store when they open in the morning, they will always have something.
shop wont be filled.

There are plenty of things in the store right now, been going there most days to pick up a few things. Do not seem like there is a food shortage just yet.

The question you need to ask yourself is if how much YOU want to go to the store. once in the lockdown this is your biggest risk for infection. Because it will primarily be the only time you go out from the safety of your home. So do you want to go there once in the next 2-3 weeks or will you frequent it and try and stay as sanitary as possible.
up to you but do not seem to me that south america will run out of food as the first place. especially argentina, 1 of the hubs for imports of food to the west.

If you have spare cash convert it into American $. but most Argentinians would probably already have done so if they did.

Lmao uruguayan thinking they are important enough to be an independent country.
Coronavirus will give rise to a new right wing and warfare will be cool again. You are getting annexed, faggot.

Genial, ahora puedo shitpostear por dos semanas.

Prepare for the worst man,shit is gonna hit

Oh goodie, I was starting to wonder when it was gonna get actually enforced. Been working from home for the past couple of days.

Is Beto, dare I say, based?

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Todo por una gripe de mierda. No lo puedo creer. .2 chance de morirse si sos joven y saludable.

>If you have spare cash convert it into American $. but most Argentinians would probably already have done so if they did.
We are only allowed to buy a like 200usd a month.

Tu IP...

god i wish i'd voted for Alberdios instead of Lavagna.

HAAAAAAAA COMPREN LECHE ANTES DE QUE SEA TARDE.

Normalfags BTFO. I've been waiting for this.
Also Alberto looked tired, seems like a lot of shit is transpiring behind the scenes.
Years of neethood have prepared us for this, what are you going to do in the cuarentena bros? I'm playing metal gear solid 2.

I have been working from home this whole week and people are playing music at night like it's holidays. It's just going to get worse now. Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Dicho como un buen NPC. El problema no está en que vos te enfermes y te mueras, porque para vos es una gripe chota, el problema es que podés contagiar a alguien que no la cuenta porque vos decidiste hacerte el picante.

Ahora si te hacés el picante te van a cagar a trompadas y te van a meter en cana, así que you do you.

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Como te gusta la leche user

>Anonymous (ID: zqqk4G29) 03/19/20(Thu)21:33:58 No.249083686▶
>Tiempo para adaptar el nothingburger gringo
>>Yo le llamaria: Nadasado

humoasado en todo caso

>send the whore to die in cuba with her spawn
>unity mesage
he is

nadatermo

We're an independent country, and we're not starving like you guys, our president is based, rich and handsome, he's like a non orange version of Trump.

Argentinians think themselves the center of the world when they lose at everything, even on suicide rates Uruguay wins. Go fuck a trava de ruta and kys, argenfag.

BTW, Malvinas are not yours and NIsman won't be resurrected. Get dabbed.

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Brasil 640 x Argentina 128

é penta, toma Argentina aqui é Brasil porra, boludos tão perdendo de lavada

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haha dulce de leche printer go brrrr

I should be having a laugh being a neet that works from home but Im scared shittles about my mom.

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Apparently the army will be deployed in the streets.
This means a 24 with militaries in the streets.
This means leftists completely loosing their mind and being completely butthurt.

You stole mate from Uruguay argenputo.

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>WE HAVE TO BUY IN DISCO
Wait, these still run? I thought they were bought by Maxi or Dia.

Your mom is going to die and there is nothing you can do about it user.

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So we've entered full FLATTEN THE CURVE mode

At least Carrefour is relatively empty in the morning and it's pretty well stocked up

you cant be that stupid, user
that wont happen

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Based.
Protect you loved ones.
Whatever it takes.
Be brave.

yeah, i also hope they lock borders for longer lmao i dont want any sick hues or chilotes around this disease-free country

Carrefour is a bit jewish, but I dig these mini express stores.
Dia, however...

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You sound so butthurt that I would thought you were a mexican.

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I think so.
We're just monkeys to be fair. Uruguayans may not even need total quarantine because they're smarter and don't take this "work from home" stuff like vacations. Seriously, when they announced that everyone would start doing home office the first thing people did was go to the beach. We're hopeless

basado y rojopillado

It's too late. You can't be saved. After 2 weeks of uncontrolled contamination, you will start to have deaths in 1 week
F

how would machir have reacted to the virus? just imagine

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We care about Argentina, and we care about you too, Cisplatina. Para la envidia, you are better than this.

Unironically I am starting to think that peronist scum might be based

Thank god we have these retarded peronists in charge at this time. Could you imagine Macri having to lock down the country? There would be riots in 2 hours and people calling him Videla

Only one man can save this country now.

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MILITARY ON THE STREET JUST BEFORE THE 24TH OF MARCH

THANKS BASED ALBERTO

kek
based

>Could you imagine Macri having to lock down the country?
With how retarded he was getting at the end with the whole religious bullshit, he'd probably be another Bolsonaro.

Flatten the curve is bullshit. You need to extend some form of quarantine for months in order for it to work. A one week lockdown won't do shit

Primero, estás usando mal el meme de npc. Pero que se puede esperar de un boludo como vos?
Segundo, el problema no es la tasa de mortalidad en gente mayor, es la posible saturación del sistema de salud. Mejor cerra el culo si no sabes de qué hablas.

Yo me estoy terminando de ver Ranma 1/2 y probablemente arranque a ver los supercampeones, ver anime viejo me calma

>tfw living far away from parents.
>tfw both parents are +55yo
>tfw both parents have HTA
ch-chamigobros?

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>for months
Year and half, in the best predictions

One week (10 days actually) lockdown can work, you detect all the cases that have already landed in the country or interacted with those people,
Then when you have that done, all the new cases will be people coming from abroad, which you can take from the airport directly to their houses/hospital/deported

Moviste el arco tan lejos que ya ni siquiera podemos continuar con el partido. Dejá de pelear en foros anónimos del club de fans del topo giggio y terminá de merendar tu danonino, campeón.

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Y choris piensan que se va a respetar la cuarentena o se la van a pasar por las bolas como todo lo demas?
Supongo que los grones van a ser grones y no la van a respetar y van a seguir saliendo como si nada.

Ah shit, that's poop. I hope all goes well. I would have suggested to live with them so you can do the trips to the supermarket and stuff, but you're far away.