The End of Canada?

Can Canada defend its borders when the Amerilards run out of food in June?

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We're not waiting that long user.

give us the strategic maple reserves

Fuck off, you faggot.

BACK OFF BURGER.

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If I get the coronavorus I'm gonna drive to Fort Mac and infect Canada's few remaining oil workers

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We will need to raise our street curbs by 3 inches so their mobility curbs cant pass.

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...why would we run out of food? the food supply lines are still intact. There's just momentary hoarding because people are confused.

Frankly I welcome out mutt overlords. It’s high time Canada was invaded. Our people are soft. Our land full of oil is untapped. Our government is a literal farce that is a joke on the global stage. Canada would do well do be a territory of the United States. Frankly, if the geopolitical implications weren’t so vast, it would be a no-brainer.
Think about it. We have a common language, culture, and history. We share the worlds largest unmilitarized border. We are the worlds largest trading partners between two major nations. We continually conduct joint military operations overseas and at home.
The annexation and/or terrtiorial acquisition of Canada would be a NET positive for both of our nations. Canada with our vast resources, and the USA with the ability to positively exploit those resources.
With China routinely encroaching on the USAs global influence both politically and economically it would be great to amalgamate our two nations and create the North America superpower I know we could and would be.

America is the 3rd largest producer of food on the planet

You need our trees for more toilet paper.

see you spamming all over today. We get it you hate americans and it's your obsession. What happen did some "fat mercian" asked your crush out to the prom before you?

As far as I'm concerned, canadians will be better able to Mobilize against Americans as smaller land parcels. Talk to your neighbors. Come up with a strategic defense plan. Take stock of your weapons.

ORDER THEM NOW.

Climate change will end that in 20 years. We know this.

And when the factories shut down because the workers got corona'd?

This.

We pushed their shit in the last time we were at war. I don't expect that to change.

Based

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LUXURY DEENZ

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kek they'll be out of breath just from pushing the joystick forward for that long

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Checked

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Nope, your endless supply of easy milfs are ours!

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Imagine being Canadian and not understanding why 90% of their population lives within 100 miles of the border.

The only cannuck worth a shit is Tim Kelly.

I gotta admit, this was pretty good.

Bruh no Americans is going to Canada for food. A grocery run in Canada would cost a weeks salary for the average mutt

Not if a mutt was running it...

I've been to the states. They DEMAND food and they demand it NOW. They'll kill for it.


You can't keep mutts away from food. They'll kill for it.

China is recovering already. America gets most of its food abroad anyways, so if Asia is already recovering then they will be fine

America is top producer of basedbeans in the world. They'll be fine.

>Can Canada defend its borders when a country that is a net exporter of food somehow runs out of food in June?

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Imagine being educated in America and not knowing that there is a snow belt 200 miles form there northern boarder. Hope you got some warm clothing burger bro. No? not a problem ill show you how to take down a bear.

A based leafpost? My horoscope said I'd see something surprising today, but I assumed that was the horoscope itself.

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Amerisharts will come for our oil, our uranium, and our water long before they need food.

The US have the largest continous piece of arable land in the world, they won't run out of food anytime soon.

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Canada hasn’t been the same since Stomping Tom died.

And now they’ve fired Don Cherry from HNIC.

Burn it the fuck down.

>Amerisharts will come for our oil, our uranium, and our water long before they need food.
We're also a net exporter of oil and we have enormous reserves of fresh water. What are you even talking about uranium for? Unless we start a nuclear war in the next few months we're not going to run out.

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Who will be left to defend it? We can’t stop Corona

I'm firing up the grill boys. Who's with me?
war of 1812 2.0.

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This is just a picture of a desert.

Why can’t Canada make a thread without mentioning us? I swear we don’t give a shit about Canada and no one takes leaf posters seriously

Become part of France, you'll be so much happier

Canada is done for,I hope we can still enjoy your shitposting tho

maple syrup cures virus you confirmed

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——- Groceryjew Detected ——-

Threadly reminder that these posts have been disproven many times before. This faggot, aka groceryjew, started posting these on Yas Forums as "Canada Is Collapsing" threads and has moved on to pretending to make "election" or "politics" threads, and posting this bullshit on /ck/ to avoid this copypasta, but it's the same proxyfagging nutjob.

This kike has rudimentary knowledge of proxyfagging and bumps his own threads with a variety of proxies from Canada, the US, and the UK especially. If you pay attention to the diction/posting style/CAPS you can easily see they are the same person, varying between 2-3 posting styles, and doing upwards of 50 posts each thread to keep it bumped. He often deflects his true origin by (((accidentally)) outing himself as a Pole, but he’s really an Americanized Jew.

He’s likely under the employ of the Kinsella consulting group, hired by the conservatives to discredit the PPC and divert attention from the Jewish influence in Canada.

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In order to maintain the illusion that Canada has high food prices, he posts prices from remote communities like Nunavut where food has to be flown in/expensive certified organic brands no one buys/food in kgs to obfuscate the price since most Americans are too dumb to understand metric.

If anyone is actually curious if there is an issue with food prices in Canada, go to literally any forum online with Canadians and ask them if they struggle with their food bill. It’s that simple. We pay a bit more than the US does, like we do for everything, but it is on par with other commonwealth nations.

This is pasta and and the poster will not be sticking around for replies. I invite fellow leafs to copypasta this to all this nutjobs threads, and don't forget to sage; the proxyfagging becomes really
obvious when he has to scramble to bump his threads. Redditspacing is intentional and done for maximum exposure and clarity

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pff.
It may not even defend herself against fucking Mexico.

I mean if it came down to it, I’d choose it over our destruction...but I’d rather have Canada remain its own free country than become a couple states. We can work together without being one nation.

>FIGHT AGAINST FREEDOM!!!
>FIGHT AGAINST HAVING RIGHTS!!!
>FIGHT TO STAY A SLAVE TO THE QUEEN!!!
>BEING CANADIAN MEANS NOT BEING AMERICAN AND I'D RATHER DIE THAN BE AN AMERICAN

Okay cuck...

That was the British and no, that didn't happen. You know a canadian fairy tale about the white house being burned and everyone returning to canada as "heros"

Where do you think Canada buys it's food from?

Pro-tip: Canada will run out of food before the US.

Proofs china is recovering.
USA does not get most of their food from abroad.

Uhhh we get our food from them, not the other way around.

We shall spill over your border like a gut over a waistline. The shall be raked.

McDonald's isn't food, you mongoloid.

Correct. Hope everyone is stocked up.

Too bad you honestly can't have a discussion about it with canadians cause they get really upset and just start making things up

>NO WAY USA WOULD CUT OFF CANADA! WE SEND THEM ELECTRICITY AND OIL!!!
>THEY'LL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!!!

canadians have no idea how to handle anything beyond showing up to their job and acting busy.

you're just dumb as fuck.....

Fuck you, I bet you talk the same way about your wife. It's high time she was invaded by nigger cock

Nice

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We'll give dog food in exchange for maple syrup.

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>america
>run out of food
....What? America is one of the most self sufficient countries in the world.

But why?

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Canada sold its soul to China and helped create the virus so yes Canada owns reparations and you cant stop a 100 million Americans seeking refuge.

Can we have a minutes silence for all the squirrels the fat bastards are going to devour on the way?
Let us never forget the 6 million. :P

Cucknada exports 40% of its food to the US, then buys it back so that the locals get to pay for it 3x instead of 1x. Thus, cucknada will run out of food much faster than the US. Moreover, no relief for cucknadians means looting will start much faster as well.
Also, rather than "can", the question is "want to" and the answer is "no", since cucknada is a slave to murrica and actively despises its people, as clearly shown during this pandemic.

i live in the washington wasteland. hand over your toilet paper canned meats and yer 3 cutest women and nobody gets hurt. I ain't a raider i just drive a hard bargain. ill give ya my roomates dog and my stash of stolen tacotime seasoning salt and a small space heater, i also have a picture of the sun if that does anything for ya

Ohhhh. Kanada.
Why you make virus and help China?
Then run your fucking pie holes ?

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