The rumors are true. Just got a text from a relative whose close friend's dad is in Homeland Security.
>National guard getting ready to dispatch
>Preparing for 30 days or more of deployment
>National quarantine for at least one week, guardsmen/police will enforce no looting
>Quarantine could be extended to a month or more
>Announcement will come before next week
My uncle works at Nintendo too
I got the call early. Lockdown Sunday senpai.
>the national guard just flew over my house
oh shit lads
its fucking happening
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WTF THE QTARDS WERE RIGHT?
>its fucking happening
no, it has only just begun...
youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
>Got a text
>Friend of x
>Rumour
Dude, proof man, otherwise it's just needless spam.
EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN THE SAME TEXT. IT'S NOT TRUE. IT'S A CHAIN EMAIL BOOMER RETARD BULLSHIT THAT KEEPS CIRCULATING. MY MOM GOT IT SUNDAY NIGHT. STOP SPREADING DISINFO.
I'm not joking. Wait and see. They'll also announce it mainly killing old people is bullshit.
thank you for ruining the fun
Actually friend of my wife's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend's uncle's boss's nephew who works for the white house told me we're getting martial law this weekend.
Germanon here, working at a big grocery store. We're getting security forces to enforce new implementations from our government that will be going from Monday on nationwide. Our military also calling all reservists to stay prepared for possible action next week. Merkel will announce all of that Sunday evening.
BOOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
Can't reveal my source bros I'm sorry, you gotta trust me
Yep
Darkness now
>britbong
Go to bed
Am I the one who told you?
I do
Give us something. Black out the name and number take a screenshot of it
Crop and such
Post a screenshot pls
im not ready for martian law
To be frank I'd rather have actual proof rather than hearsay, I want this diseased shithole to go up in smoke too.
Seattle looking like Grozny gets me rock-solid.
My cousin's uncle who works at Nintendo sup cuz, said that your close friend's dad has gay sex with this guy's wife's boyfriend's cousin's girlfriend's uncle's boss' nephew.
>THE QTARDS WERE RIGHT?
Better stock plenty of Ovaltine, user
can confirm
my friend's gf has connections and he just texted me
I believe you dude. What else were you told? I heard lockdown Sunday then after a week or so when everything is filling in place martial law. That and they'll slowly be announcing that it's killing young people just as easily as old over the next few days.
>one week
The real deal will be 14-30 days with possible extension.
Should’ve bought your guns last month user
Okay but there was a helicopter that just went over my house???
I can tell you right now, the governor of Maine will not dispatch her National Guard even if "ordered" to.
i've heard indiana is going on lockdown in the next 24-48 hours, so this tracks.
too bad, because martial law has been ready for decades, and it is raring to get pounding into you and everyone else's tight ass
My uncle works and the National Quarantine and he said that they're gonna paint 6 pointed stars on infected peoples houses.
big if true
A national shutdown just flew over my toilet paper
I'm ready for the boogaloo, are you?
>they'll slowly be announcing that it's killing young people
Only the ones refusing the chip
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Dad is the CEO of Blizzard, my mom is top government. They both say weebs will be rounded up and given the firing squad
haha cya you fucking faggot
Oi
This is a good idea m8
We can’t be too sure
>govenor
>having any fucking say in a full national guard rollout
>Just got a text from a relative whose close friend's dad
DUUDE TRUST ME!
probably true user
> national guard base 20 minutes from my house
> national guard trucks lined up at gas station
> base is FULL of military trucks with local police parked in the gates
so does that mean no interstate travel? my parents are going to get stuck in an rv down in niggerville lousiana lol.
My dad says i can still get a girlfriend even though i'm 26 and never kissed a girl
>>OP
San Jose is closing gun stores now
I have a job interview next week. I am trying to get out of the neet life. Will they stop me from driving to my job interview??? Fuck brehs.....this is too much of a happening.....the meme magic was too strong. What have we done
Can you get pics?
Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence
>Dad says
It's over for you user
>National guard
fag they and all of the police can never control the entire country let alone new york or LA
Not even kidding. I work in d.c. and this is what the word on the streets are. I do work for government and a lot of wealthy class A property owners. I dont personally have some weird cia job..im just a mechanical company owner. But i do deal with these people on high levels all the time..it has most of of us on fritz of what to do...we can sustain a week or two..but anything more and ill have to pink slip the few hundred employees just to ensure that they can claim unemployment since all works been halted. Shits getting spicy.
Why are you scared, did you fags really play around with a fucking chaos god and not expect this?
This is why occultism is heavily vetted. Happy those pedo fucks are getting dumpstered tho
yeah for sure, gas station is 5 minutes from my house. stay posted
Yee haw cowboy lets do this
The happening hasn’t even happened yet and chaos reigns
there's no official announcement yet in my country but my office suddenly planning to work from home next week
seems a worldwide operation
announcement weekend
What's a disarmed city canuck to do?
Nobodies working in a week that isn't medical or truck driving
>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY
ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY
Based fellow none bot anom
>it's happening
is and isnt
boomers and normalgroids will be panicking now too. expect more shortages over nothing.
sounds comfy
HOLY SHIT!
OP KNOWS Q
>ITS HAPPENING
Bumping in hopes this guy comes through.
D.c. is looking grim, slim. Its awesome as a visual. But the city is slowly becoming a ghost town..basically every store and building is shutting due to liability of lawsuits. Unique situation for sure.