/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2295 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

All it took was bat soup to bring America to it's knees

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Japanese news is saying Trump "respects" Japan's decision to not cancel the Olympics. I cannot find the video he said it and would like to hear his own words what he said.
Does someone have it?

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Xi visited Wuhan last week; the traffic in all cities is up.
The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
The death rate is far lower than you are shilling, we have 100,000s if not several million undetected because it's just a cold for most people; they never need to go to the hospital and get tested.
The CFR is clearly way lower because of this, most likely near Influenza levels.

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.
Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
Maybe go outside, take a few days off the internet and go for a run you fat fuck.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

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Been in a hospital in Miami for 2 days cause my wife just had a baby. #chance we have the virus?

W-where did the coomposters go?

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ISLE OF MAN HAS FALLEN
REPEAT- ISLE OF MAN HAS FALLEN
isleofman.com/News/details/88199/first-positive-test-for-coronavirus-on-the-isle-of-man
EUROPE IS COMPLETELY RED

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We're gonna surpass Singapore today
and once rapid screening in place we're gonna be number one in ASEAN

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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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Rio de Janeiro will close everything even the beachs.
If you live in Rio de Janeiro GTFO NOW!!!
This place will become hell on earth literally

>#chance we have the virus?
50/50 like everything in life. Either you have it or don't

94 CONFIRMED CASES HERE
>94 CONFIRMED CASES HERE
94 CONFIRMED CASES HERE
We Italy soon

I wonder how cases are still imported to China. The want to lie but are a bit to reluctant with it. Just say you have none like N.Korea nobody will believe it anyway.

Post live Wuhan Youtube webcam please!
Last week there were several.

Damn these threads are dying so fast I would think this thread is Italy with this death rate

>Placebo effect and a silly cultural norm. Here's a link from the CDC that shows what surgical masks are intended for. May protect against large droplets if someone coughs or sneezes right on you, but you are still breathing in the airborne virus, which easily passes through the mask and around the sides
don't buy masks guys they don't work right?

A 34-year-old Los Angeles County man who died shortly after testing positive for COVID-19 had traveled to Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando in early March, reports say.

It's a small small world after all

Everything changed because you fucks had to eat bats, snakes, bears, tigers instead of eating normal food.

I've been out of the Main city for days now.

there's barely any meat in the stores now and they're very expensive

>Miami
No es bueno senor, no es bueno!!!

He said it in this morning's press release. His answer was basically let Japan decide what Japan does.

Stay strong Argies. Soon you guys can reclaim Falkland Islands when corona cripples UK.

>gorrillions of italians dying
>not a single video

You are here

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Uh they say food supply is not an issue but farmers are complaining about not being able to fly in Jamaicans and Mexicans???? Is that not an issue?

>"Why yes, I do have covid19, how could you tell?"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Where are the fucking numbers??

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local shops are gettilng fucked now. I will roam the streets tomorrow looking for oats for my old man. I fucking told him to buy more but no.

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Wuhan traffic is next to nothing

uh price gouging is illegal?

what if this is how it ends?

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>it's a nothingburger!
>it won't leave Wuhan
>it won't leave China
>w-white people can't catch it
>they'll contain it in Italy
>It won't get in the US since our population is spread out
>vaccine s-soon!
>t-these non-clincally trialed anti-malarials might work r-right?
Next up on the America circus:

>Trump proposes crystal therapy to keep the china virus away

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I take zpack for HIV.
was Yas Forums right about corona being HIVthing?

>wuhan residents outside for the first time in 6 weeks
>not a single video

i posted a couple of videos inside italians hospitals but got yelled at because they were instagram links

Unlike China we don't censor news

Search "Italy virus" on Youtube, maybe you'll find something

There are real photos of this, no need to photoshop

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Lool cheeeeky

Surgical masks basically don't work, even medical personnel is wearing N95 masks.

Take the hydroxychloroquine pill and enjoy the happening.

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Stellaris any good?

DLCs worth buy?

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Literally me, 1 month ago

I-is Prisonanon gonna make it?

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OHHHMMMMMMMMM
>youtube.com/watch?v=am4_7SmbFmU

EVERYONE WHO IS O POSITIVE GONNA DIE

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With every day that passes my lust for corona chan grows more than the population getting infected.
Also rolling for having sex before I die

Germanic supremacy

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news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-they-call-it-the-apocalypse-inside-italys-hardest-hit-hospital-11960597

>1 iraninan dying every 10 minutes from corona
thehill.com/policy/healthcare/public-global-health/488389-health-official-iran-every-10-minutes-one-person-dies-coronavirus

yes

Happening is what we Yas Forums memed. What is next? ayes? ??

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>coof

youtube.com/watch?v=p0fCKmqV_rE

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Yes. You can be a xenophobic galactic empire that enslaves aliens as you conquer the galaxy. Haven't tried the DLCs.

I can't wait for the chimpouts...

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Do you have a video link?
Here is what Japan is telling people.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200320/k10012341341000.html
It uses the word 尊重 to what Trump said, which means he respects Japan's decision. As in he respects and holds it in high regard.
I want to see if he actually says he respects Japan's decision or if he said something like he accepts it and won't debate it. The article makes it look like Trump agrees with what Japan is doing.

sauce?
asking for a coomer

I feel stuck watching the threads because I don't want to miss any major happenings...

ironically i remember a couple of months ago when i saw 10-20 videos of chinks getting put into vans and them collapsing on the sidewalk randomly

not a SINGLE video of this happening anywhere outside china

>Cali already putting metros into Daegu-style soft lockdown over corona at less than a thousand detected cases while NY sits with their thumbs up their asses with 4000 detected cases in NYC alone
What on earth is wrong with Cuomo when he's mounting a worse public health response than Gavin "shitting streets" Newsom?

I knew my time would come sooner or later.

Not with a bang, but with a coof.

is that in WA?

Why are politcal memes always like this?

B-But I thought Macri was the dictatorsh-ship :(

based graph making
Sauce

they got flushed down the toilet

Same. Haven't been able to do much else.

Inside Italian hospital:
youtube.com/watch?v=hcMZNqu5Uy0

any smokers quit smoking because of the chance of catching this shit ?

Posted in another thread but I guess I have to post again since you fucking chimps can't understand

Sorry folks, but this shit is OVER

Widespread testing combined with Chloroquine+Zpack treatment is the end of coronavirus, it's just a matter of ramping up production now. This will all be over by summer.

20minutes.fr/sante/2742011-20200317-coronavirus-hydroxychloroquine-efficace-selon-professeur-raoult-ihu-marseille-apres-premier-test-restreint

You have to translate from French but the summary is that a renowned professor/doctor in southeast France used a combination of Zpack/Chloroquine and 75% of atients were NOT EVEN CONTAGIOUS after 6 FUCKING DAYS. Not just asymptomatic not even fucking contagious. 6 Days. All patients were cured.

Here's a YouTube video explaining the results of a study that showed 1. Chloroquine makes it nearly impossible for the virus to replicate itself within your body. 2. Chloroquine is such a strong treatment for Rona its possible you can't even catch it if you're taking Chloroquine.

Pack it up guys, THIS IS OVER

dude there are like 25 DLCs too expensive

Played footvolley at beach today. No problem.

Nice

nope no way not on my watch it wont and i promise we are going to hold those responsible
you can make absolutely sure of it!

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>Argies using Corona-chan as a cover to move troops to the Falklands

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>Germanic supremacy
>Ireland

People were being hauled in giant concrete cubes in China

Fuck I forgot the video youtu.be/U7F1cnWup9M

THIS SHIT IS OVER BY SUMMER, also to answer some of your retarded replies from last thread, yes Zpack is an antibiotic and it's also the only antibiotic in the world that has shown the ability to help fight viruses, they don't know why. Also it does not fucking matter ifhurdurr well its gonna back in the summer then WE ALREADY HAVE AN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT FAGGOTS, once they ramp up production you will literally
>Go to doctor
>I have a fever and think I have the wuflu
>test positive
>here's your Zpack and hydroxycloroquine go the fuck home
>recover like normal person from flu

The only people that this wont work for are oldfags who would die from the normal flu anyway

Haha niceeeee

GREENLAND HAS FALLEN
>GREENLAND HAS FALLEN

BREAKING NEWS:
>TWO CASES IN GREENLAND!
>TWO CASES IN GREENLAND!

Here in Latvia females at the admission desk in clinics can't handle the stress from covid patients. lol #feminism.

And they say women are stronk. Average female is just like this, she just burst into tears when there's too much pressure

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Half of those DLCs are like portrait packs and other worthless shit.

Bongo Johnson was shilling 's-science' today and it was clear pacification, which failed.

Was only spamming corona ecchi to make the reddit faggot mad

Too late user, your lungs are fucked

Official lockdown in Argentina

I legit want to murder people like you. I swear if society collapses I'm going to kill a faggot like you.

Sauce ? Ples ?

exhentai.org/g/1168987/77fdb859c6/

>live in a major city in Florida
>hear screaming outside
>haven't been outside in days
>mfw

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i've seen people say
>just wear gloves retard
where are you guys getting these fucking anti virus repellent gloves?

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Stage-2 containment imminent!

>As in he respects and holds it in high regard.
I doubt that high regard part very much.
Here is today's presser
youtube.com/watch?v=XFZ3qQpu22o

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>GAME OVER THERE'S NO CONTAINING IT NOW, ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY!!!!

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It could have been the combination of low blood oxygen levels from the virus compounded with pollution.

Fuuuuuuck mine too.

>move troops
What troops? We've been disarming ourselves since 83'!

remember when school shootings were our biggest concern?

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It's more like Bell-beaker supremacy, yes.

NOOOO LOS CHORIPANES

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What are you talking about you fucking retarded faggot this image isn't a photoshop.

never buy paradox dlc, always pirate them

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which shit hole?

Portland I think.

Not your song newfag
Was written 2 months ago and is up on youtube
You nothingburgerd for 2 months and now you want attention
Go away

Does anyone have more leaked videos from China?

I don't believe "everything is fine" shit they are spinning.

I also see rumours that there's military unrest going on. Potential coup in the making?

Anyone got any news on China in general?

>tfw getting the hardest country in plague inc before the whole world got killed

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havnt smoked in 2 weeks

Irish and Germanics descend from the same Bell-beaker substrate.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Beaker_culture

>234 cases
>1 dead
itsover perubros..

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Burger lockdown when?

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Nigger that's the opposite of what you should do. For maximum lung gains you need to be smoking 20 per day minimum and alternate between normal and menthol cigs every pack

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Mickey Mouses Funhouse

CHINK FLU IN HAITI

the links not working, maybe artist name or title or the work?

I actually started smoking even more to increase chances of getting corona’d and coofing on everyone i hate

I did. I feel so irritated and every inch of my body is itching.

PRESIDENT TALKING ON A PUBLIC NATIONAL BROADCAST

POLICE ON THE STREETS, ANYONE OUTSIDE NOT BUYING FOOD OR MEDICINE WILL BE JAILED

FULL ON QUARANTINE

Happening in Argentina
>Happening in Argentina
Happening in Argentina
>Happening in Argentina
Happening in Argentina
>Happening in Argentina
Happening in Argentina
>Happening in Argentina

Brazil when?

Guys did it break Ebola's death count yet?

don't listen to him, buy the dlc, support your game developers

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By the way faggots stop asking me for sources, stop being lazy and take 15 minutes to watch the video, it's probably one of the most interesting videos you'll watch on coronavirus, the guy is a licensed MD and goes over all of the sources and links them in his discription.
>THIS SHIT IS OVER BY SUMMER

lol so the threat of a virus is enough to get smokers to stop

BREAKING: Haiti has the virus.

Chimpout coming as niggers blame whitey again.

Basedito hermanito.
Military or civil lockdown?

No. Its a bioweapon. Don't let them off easy with that shit. Even China knows that story is done with, that's why they moved on to blaming the US

Hey guys can you brainstorm about my case?
I don"t get it.
I am 100% incubating corona currently, mother has, been around her tons.

In fact i've been around so frequent that my incubation cannot differ too much with hers.

She is 55 and symptoms are coof of death, fever, aching body and high heart rate.

She had zero symptoms before her fever hit.

Now as for me, i have no coof attacks nor do i have fever but my chest feels tight and if breath very deeply i feel it in my lung sometimes but not all the time, i also have shortness of breath a few times a day.

age 26, male, no health issues.

If my body is succesfully fighting of the virus shouldn't i by definition have a fever?

by the way my dad is completely symptomless even though he has shit lungs, he has bloodtype o..

>Cuck and collect

>no ass play
>one shot
Disappointing.

>234 ? isnt 150 or something? whos the dead?

HAITI HAS FALLEN

>HAITI HAS FALLEN

HAITI HAS FALLEN

>HAITI HAS FALLEN

HAITI HAS FALLEN

>HAITI HAS FALLEN

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Thanks. Do you have a time stamp for when he talks about it?

>house coronabux bill is based on 2018 tax returns
>i didnt even file a return then since i was just a NEET anyways
fuck am i gonna get my coronabux?

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Rio will be on lockdown starting saturday.

I genocided my enemies with knife and fork.

Gloves are because people often don't wash their hands before touching their face or eating. Washing your hands religiously is probably better

...

IT'S OVER

UK needs to chill.

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Sobering read/video

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-they-call-it-the-apocalypse-inside-italys-hardest-hit-hospital-11960597

>2020
>cant get into sadpanda

rip

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damage from smoking is permanent

>still ignoring the cure in your links

there is a very obvious border on that officer, look at the hat, and where the arms are over the white parts of the toilet paper.

Going to Walmart and getting some face paint. Any other Joker bros doing the same

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Has anybody here actually got it? Is it just a cold or na? Can't seem to find a clear answer on this..

Use a hooker bro, it's worth it..hell, use 3 or 4.

Most surface-level lung damage from smoking is repaired between 2 weeks to 2 months of no smoking. It doesn't reverse long-term negative effects, but it will provide a decent improvement in terms of shit like virus infection survivability

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does it require prescription?

Why does Yas Forums instantly 404 threads like this? You know People are gonna instantly think because you nuked it so fast it must be true, or maybe that's the agenda? Make threads, instantly nuke them to make it LOOK suspicious, when all along that's what the mods/jannies wanted you to think in the first place. No it's not in the water, everyone in the country would have it if it was in the water.

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are all the argentina nazis escaping?

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GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, FORBIDS TWO FOREIGN PLANES TO LAND OVER THERE IN FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS. HOURS LATER IT'S FOUND THAT GUAYAQUIL MAYOR HAS CORONAVIRUS

>elespanol.com/mundo/20200319/aeropuerto-ecuador-impide-aterrizaje-procedente-madrid-coronavirus/475952946_0.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
TAKE SOME KARMA, YOU BITCH.

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Why isn't India getting BTFO with their population and all?

Maybe there is something to shitting on the street.

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see

no i should be good now

No
>tfw neet in 2018 so no coronabux
>tfw emsfag in 2019 so mandated work and company doesn't give any sick time

was peter schiff finally right?

You're an idiot. There's literally a study out of China that says its less severe and caught less by O bloodtypes.
You wish shitskin

i unironically cant
i did everything right and it just shows a blank page now

Not comrade it's only the beginning.

They are already dealing with a decade old Cholera outbreak already, and with this on top of that? big f
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics
>Top Four epidemics for the 21st century
>Deaths - location - date - event
>1)~203,000-Worldwide 2009-2009 flu pandemic-Influenza
>2)11,300-West Africa-2013–2016-Ebola virus epidemic in West Africa-Ebola virus disease-Ebola virus virion
>3)ACTIVE)10,000+(As of March 19, 2020)Spreading worldwide from China-2019–present-2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak-COVID-19
>4)ACTIVE)10,075(May 2017)-Hispaniola-2010–present-Haiti cholera outbreak-Cholera

Stop this shit. Nothing will happen.

Drink more water. Eat moderate. Don't tpuch people. Don't touch the doorknobs or handles use elbows.

It is but after few months of non smoking VO2max gets better.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Now as for me, i have no coof attacks nor do i have fever but my chest feels tight and if breath very deeply i feel it in my lung sometimes but not all the time, i also have shortness of breath a few times a day.
I had this for a week. I was wondering if I had the virus and easily recovered. Hopefully

There are five cures for this bioweapon: piss, fart, shit, cum, and pee

>every person in the country would have it if it were in the water
You’re lucky you didn’t get digits on that shit motherfucker

It's a dry cough followed by a fever. If you have any respiratory issues, you are fucked.

Alright niggers

What Supp stacks and doses are you using to combat the chink flu?
vitamin d3? zinc?

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Nothingburger. This so called virus is only spreading in the most air polluted regions of the world (China, Daegu, North Italy) Its probably a flu mutation that wont hurt non shit hole countries.

Theyre gonna use this as an excuse to bring the market down to non frothy levels, kill off poor peasants, and give us vaccines that fuck our DNA.

Also viruses may not be a disease vector at all. Check out “House of Numbers” on Youtube about the HIV hoax.

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Nice of you to blot out the death rate of closed cases... which is 66%

Bolso and Paulo Guedes said is not (((good for business))).

That's why India is doing so well.

They literally just announced on TV that all flights, buses and transportation going or coming to Rio, the city, won't be allowed as of saturday, midnight.

Yas Forums is not interested in factual accuracy, only for the threads to be politically incorrect. Basically like /x/ minus the succubus summoning.

Based. Nothingburger faggots btfo for 2 months straight.

>Waking the Tiger virus
This DLC sucks

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>Ireland 557
no

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Why can't the Japanese government add the numbers? If noone is coming, there's no Olympics. They should cut the shot already and cancel it. They're being really irresponsible.

Because they are too dumb to realise the severity of it. Chances are there's tens of thousands walking around with it and don't realise.

>US State Leaderboard
204 total deaths
27/50 states on the board (MS, OK, VT, WI new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
74 deaths
>NY:
32 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA, LA:
10 deaths
>FL, NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT, WI:
2 deaths
>KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

>Wisconsin has entered the chat

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I wonder how average Germans will feel when all the food runs out, knowing the poor, refugees, have lots of food and money courtesy your government.

Fuck off no one cares

>All Stellaris DLCS
>$110 TRUDEAUBUX

Do I eat food for the next 3 months or play the vidya?

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>NEWFOUNDLAND AND LABRADOR HAVE THEIR FIRST CASE

Breaking News

Reminder that the true test and real chaos will begin April 1st, when most people who now have no job or support will receive their bills.

It will truly be the most funny April 1st, Hahaha.

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INVEST HUGE GAINS

It's at my university.

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It's gotten progressively worse with every patch/dlc since release. Barely even worth a pirate at this point tbqh but it could be comfy /quarantine/core

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AIDS + CORONA = ???
Chink flying aids aids?

>Maybe there is something to shitting on the street.

no tp required either, u ever see a pajeet wiping hes ass with tp after shitting on the street.
the figured it out, super power after all this year !

How much in ny? I'm a 23 old virgin, but I kissed girl before

yes i quit for now

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Factorino

nigga just pirate it

What is money that can't buy anything worth?

break it down by population it's literally not fair otherwise cabronachan

>tfw O-

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>but I kissed girl before
fuck off normie

AND PEOPLE KEEPS CLAPPING IN THE STREETS FOR THE DOCTORS
SHUT UP!
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

silently begging our retarded Eton cunt to do this but he won't.
he should have gone full Stalin three weeks ago, he was probably fucking his whore in a country house at the time, I've lost track of the days.

I COOFING FOR REAL OH FUCK OH FUCK HOW I NEVER LEAVE HOME WHAT THE FUCK CORONA PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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let's hope for complete chaos

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dont buy them

My bank already said that all loan payments are postponed by 60 days, so I'll be fine until may-june, at least.

I used to play EVE Online and WoW, wondering with all this Corna shit going on, are either of them worth playing again now or nah?

this is important. CCP has been shifting the blame since it started to avoid an retaliation. They obviously released it from a bio lab, they were weaponizing this from stolen samples they got for Canada/US, which is why they were quick to blame the US. You always blame the other side of what you're actually doing yourself.

High doses of Turmeric makes you immune

oh fuck any funny apr 1 jokes? CORONAVIRUS CURE FOUND

make your own map then, tiny state loser. you're just jealous I'm in first place

its pretty cool

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If by some chance we make it out of this ok, do you guys have anything you plan to do? like celebrate, do something you always wanted o do, ect.

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I have plenty of oats user, Nottingham none nigger

Yes yes yes
PURGE
U
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G
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JUST IN: 3 new coronavirus deaths and 39 new infections in China