This stimulus payment is bullshit

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If you made nothing in 2018, you get no money. If you made a lot in 2018 and are currently unemployed, you get nothing.
Just send everyone a check, you stupid motherfuckers.
"Taxpayers with little or no income tax liability, but at least $2,500 of qualifying income, would be eligible for a minimum rebate check of $600 ($1,200 married). Qualifying income includes earned income, as well as Social Security retirement benefits and certain compensation and pension benefits paid to veterans. This ensures relief gets to low-income seniors and disabled veterans."
porkbusiness.com/article/senate-republicans-introduce-new-coronavirus-bill

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neets deserve the rope

im pretty pissed because i worked a lot and filed my taxes for 2019 but i didnt work in 2018 so i dont qualify. i just got fired because of the virus and desperately need money and i will get nothing

I just want to feed me and my family lads, why does the government hate its peeple???

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the worlds not gonna recover from this shit and millions are becoming unemployed. the market is completely fucked if they dont give everyone cash

Trump Bucks are for closers user.

This, if there are millions who can't eat or pay rent there will be riots

BTFO NEETS!! Mfw my pa is a disabled vet and will get trumpbux

Fuck you and fuck your family.

Just vote Biden. Fuck Trump. Been sick of Republicans bullshit for years. It's always about helping the rich.

Someone who made $100k in 2018 and not a penny since gets nothing.
This is a stupid bullshit design. If they do this I will never vote Republican again.

we need a people bailout no strings attached like they do for corporations

If this is how they choose to make the payments I will.

I'll spend my neetbux on ammo.

It should honestly be based off of last years taxes.
Sucks for you fags that just started working. It's not like you're bums. Hope you have parents that can help.

Does government make it this tough on banks, the rich? Bailout after bailout no strings attached. It is truly sickening.

They are going to fuck a lot of people over and lose the 2020 election if they do this.

Contact your congressmen and senators, retards

Lol is that the bill they actually passed? That shit turned around real quick. Almost 3 trillion dollars for big business and the everyday people who need it don’t get shit. Whattaya know.

money printer go brrrrr

this, what the fuck do they think people are going to do?

>americans

Nah. They just found a good treatment. So non-neets will get $1000, the virus will be dealt with in a month and then everything will resume. The money's basically just a nice treat as such.

What the fuck is this 2018 shit? Shouldn't it be based on this year's tax returns?

I was employed for 2018 and 2019, then I quit and was a comfy NEET for December January, and February, and I started working again at the beginning of March.
Do I qualify for Trumpbux?

the GOP are useless pieces of shit

Go file your taxes for 2018 you nigger

I made $78kk. Do I get it?

Freeloaders BTFO’d

Bet you wish you'd got a job at some point in your worthless life now.

Lmao neets absolutely, unequivocally, blown the fuck out.

Unironically they are missing some legitimate need here. Plenty of people rely on money from others to survive while they wait on, say, disability to go through. If the people they rely on lose their jobs, they are in giant trouble. And these people will not get anything.

I think this is a built in "win" for the Dems to talk about as a concession they won to get this thing passed.

And what about people who just started working in the past few months?

Look it up.
Everyone under $75,000 get's $1,200.
You lose $5 for every $100 you make over that $75,000 threshold.
So everyone with a job who makes less than $99,000 gets something.

The corporate bagmen in Congress are looting the coffers under the guise of national emergency.

Remember 9/11
Remember the Housing Crisis
Remember Cov19

"You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before".

Rahm Emanuel

Fuck you, i paid 6k in taxes in 2018

Thanks to the /ptg/ boomers everyone here thinks it's a Stimulus - a fucking Stimulus, in a dead, crashing economy, with no place to spend the money, and lockdown imminent.

What it actually is is emergency money during the worst crisis in modern history. If anything, people with jobs SHOULD HAVE SAVED MONEY AND NOT BEEN STUPID DEADEYED COWLIKE DEBT SLAVES LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, and people who don't have jobs or money need it more than anyone else. This is fucking ridiculous. Fuck this gay Earth. REVOLT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT

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enjoy coronavirus wageslave

NAW M8 FUCK OFF

I WORK, YOU DONT

EAT A DICK

NO NEET BUX 4 U FAG

It's not even just neets or people with disability, college students, people with part-time jobs, and a lot of boomers on social security get absolutely fucked.

Nah, sorry kid, shit like this don't just go away.

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>Just send everyone a check,
I'm sure Elon Musk needs another $600. Trump already gave him and his billionaire friends free planes.

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SO HOW DO THEY EVALUATE THIS? DO THEY LOOK AT 2018 AND 2019 TAXES?

>Dude, who should this benefit?
>"The people who make 70k+ a year."
>What about the poor people?
>"Just give them half as much or something lol."

What happens if i didn't file 2018 returns, but did file 2019 AND already received it?

Just file for 2018 right now.

If mommy is paying your bills then you don't deserve money. You're lucky you aren't in your precious Nazi Germany because you would've either been sent to the mines or just fucking shot

>wants gibs
>votes republican

Loser NEET weebs on suicide watch

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it's just a tax credit. you got fucked. how does that trump tax credit taste? mmmm tax credit.

Get rekt you worthless ass NEETS

This. Trump's original plan, to just send everybody a check, was a good plan and we should have gone with it. Ironically it was the Dems (especially Pelosi and Schumer) who pushed back hard. And GOP establishment caved immediately. They should have at least held out longer, make the public realize that it was the Dems who wanted to fuck over Americans while Trump was being the progressive leftist who wanted to help everybody.
I fortunately get the money but it's still bullshit that they did it this way. There are plenty of people who have a different economic situation today than they did in 2018.

So if I made 56,000 in 2018 I'm good?

>Just send everyone a check, you stupid motherfuckers.
How? They don't have your adress. They don't know how many live at each street adress. Some people are homeless, how would you send them their check? If you filed taxes they have your account number to deposit the money directly.

In my country only the NEETs are getting money. You should have been born Australian. Check mate sepoos

we should all sue the faggot government.

If you wanted NEETBUX you should’ve voted for Yang. Too bad!

>government doesn't know where you live

Oh you sweet summer child

>NOOOO THE GUY WHO MAKE 100k IN A YEAR DOESN'T GET 1000 DOLLARYDOOS!!!

would be a real shame if someone broke into nancy pelosi’s home and stole all of her belongings

Im riding with Biden now

Fuck Drunmpf and Moscow Mitch.

Will I be able to get that cash if I recently quit my job in February and am currently unemployed?

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dumb ausfag here, why the fuck are they basing it on 2018, it’s 2020 fucking retards

>LGTSS
Neets BTFO

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The federal government is just trying to incentivize paying taxes. Not a bad idea really.

You still get $600. Be grateful you NEETs get something.

Once again politicians engineer a way to look like they're doing something, but really are doing fuck all.

When will we just put a bullet in every one of these rats.

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It hates white people. Spics and niggers literally have whites do taxes for them so they can get free shit. It's a totally anti white system ran by kikes

If he is 70+ they will let him die if he gets Corona all to save some spics life