>Good news. One week after testing positive, in self-isolation, the symptoms are much the same. News is bad. They IDed me as a chrome user and I'm in lockdown. No palliatives yet have been administered. I feel like shit. This is fucking cruel. Fuck these people.
>No fever but the blahs So far as I can surmise they don't have anything lethally dangerous to our group yet but may. A bunch of talk. I'm being asked a lot of questions. Bureaucratic government types. Bureaucratic government talk. I've been read my Miranda. You know, the usual shit. But be careful.
>Folding the laundry and doing the dishes leads to a nap on the couch. They've made it clear to me lying or playing games with them in any way will lead to execution while in incarceration.
>Bad News: My wife@ritawilson has won six straight hands of Gin Rummy and leads by 201 points. Good News. Rita has managed to stay clear of all charges so far and has connections to UN and Bill (Gates) which may save her and later perhaps us. Contact her and her cotillion NOW.
>I have learned not to spread my vegemite so thick Despised audience online smarter than we think and they decoded my "eat shit" message to them and my captors in the vegemite post that I presented. Use greater caution in all subsequent posts. You've been warned.
>I've traveled here with my typewriter, the one I used to love. Don't use your phones. Get offline and off radar now. I have an epipen contact here but I'm not sure how long this is going to last. (Typewriters depend on ribbons. Once it runs out you can't communicate any longer.)
>We're all in this together. Remember: I have shit on you just like you do on me. Don't ANY ONE OF YOU fucking weaken and start talking. Any of you breaks the chain we can destroy you. Remember this.
>Flatten the curve. Take every step necessary Defcon 4 to suppress all information now. We're in the endgame. This is it. If anyone talks or this continues, we're done for. Not even joking, motherfuckers.
>Hanx Stay In Character.
That's what this message means. He's one of the top in the group. Note the threats.
Camden Sanchez
meds: not taken
Owen Myers
faggot
James Reyes
Correction, Defcon 1. 4 passed a long time ago.
Josiah Myers
shill: revealed
Jonathan Sanders
This is far past your control now.
Ian Barnes
who the fuck says >i've learned to not spread my vegemite so thick? what the fuck seriously
Julian Young
>past you are a faggot
Michael Evans
good work, user. bump.
Cameron James
No one, except when it's code. He posted pic related numerous hours ago and audience quickly decoded it to mean a vicious snarl of EAT SHIT.
Thanks, user. Together we're debullshittifying this era.
Nicholas Johnson
Rita code: >Gin Rummy Run Jimmy, Run Jenny
Rita was the one who tried to him off but it failed. So far, feds have no proof she did, which would net her an aid and abet and accessory/accomplice charge. But he's nervous and scared to death. They don't have proof YET. But they will....
>Gin Rummy Rum Ginny The Run Jenny Jenny who said RUN Jenny who called run to Tom Hanks
This isn't rocket science and these assholes are going down.
Ayden Walker
Run Forest Run WTF
Andrew Allen
>No fever but the blahs Fuck I'm so glad they shut down the world for this shit.
Carter Watson
posting in an epic schizo thread
Juan Edwards
To me, this line >I have learned not to spread my vegemite so thick Makes it even stronger likelihood I was right and the vegemite photo was Hanks sneering EAT SHIT. Examine that sentence. "I have learned not to spread my vegemite so thick." Remove the word vegemite.
I have learned not to spread my (blank) so thick. What word instantly comes to mind? What does vegemite look like to an American like Tom Hanks and to you?
/micdrop
Blake Cook
who the fuck travels with a typewriter on vacation? calling bullshit.
Xavier Nelson
It means don't travel with your phone. Do not travel with a smartphone. Get off digital. Go analog, go offline. You called it correctly.
Well what have we here. So she does have a UN connection. Through Ambassadors for Humanity, part of the USC Shoah Fdn, which is part of - wait for it - The United Nations.
He is obsessed with and collects typewriters as a hobby... this is well known and doesn't equate to a secret message in my opinion.
Angel Bennett
So then why not IBM or Royal, why Corona? Like Madonna's Corona? Why do they all prefer coronas? But of course, you'll have a coincidence answer for that too which is why we're mostly ignoring you faggots now.
Everybody. He knows about Yas Forums - they all do now - but what he and his kind are frightened of the most is amateur sleuths figuring it out and sharing it on Twitter. Watch Twitter shut down all discussion of this soon, citing "defamation and libel". US courts will shoot this claim down since you cannot libel a public figure. They'll quickly toggle to UK law so that they can. Watch.
Jeremiah Cox
Album liner and promotion notes for Madame X and the Madame X tour by Madonna. Pic is from the live show. Gas masks. Corona. Madonna tells the audience, "Not everybody is coming to the future." The plan was to release Corona to everybody but themselves. Instead it was dosed into their drug supply and now they're dying. This is why idols are speaking and moving about.
Good catch. I hadn't thought of that. The glass could spill and make everything "clear".
William Barnes
How about madonna's message bitching about them being in isolation and being careful which she feels is to isolated or careful because of t4chnology, catch that '4ch' and that she's in pain because 'birders' you know those people that watch things very closely
Beautiful. Fucking beautiful, I never saw this. Is 4ch her boomer out of touch name for Yas Forums, by chance? The birder bit is excellence on your part user, and indeed we've got pedos here trying to literally "shoo.... shoo" us away as we're simply birdwatching. Interesting times
Julian Gray
Shill detected
Brody Green
Checked. This is a riddle unsolved
Jacob James
The UN Is unironically a treasonous organization that is trying to fracture the nation states of its members. They have child pornography (remember that headline?) because they use it to control puppets they use to drive places like the US to the brink in order to usher in their rule.
Why the FUCK are they on sovereign soil in NYC? Rockefeller is dead. Fuck him. End the UN and MoMA. It’s all filth.
Landon Young
im scared bros
Logan Bennett
How's that damage control working?
Christian Adams
checked and chuckled
Justin Howard
Ever since hitting "quarantine", the pictures he posts imply a 'W' with the use of zero space. Without tilting the water glass at that angle, proper zero space wouldn't be there to imply the letter. Does he have new pics up? I bet there's a W.
Jayden Gutierrez
don't forget that the arrangement of the toast, and the bite of one form a 3 outline.
Gavin Carter
Madonna’s typed message has letters missing and incorrect that can be rearranged to make out the word “assassinate”.. need help deciphering
