PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SELL SELL SELL EDITION /ptg/

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MAGA

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The House bill unironically sounds better than the (((Senate))) one

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He's right.
Just fucking cut checks.
No means testing.

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OUR GUY

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>Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Andrew Yang, Ilhan Omar, and Charlie Kirk all on the same side of an issue
What the polka dotted fuck is happening?

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can someone please repost me that (((who))) tweet with china & covid not being a big deal?

I’m okay with this

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FLU FIGHTING

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HAWLEY 2024

But will his voice even matter?

5 billion in homelessness assistance is a nonstarter.

There's probably a shitton of poison pills in it.

That gets really expensive really fast, but I could use a new PC.

What’s the end result of this Burr debacle? Also what happened with OAN? Saw some posts about it last thread but I just got here.

TFW when Trumpbux come in the mail.

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Checkem

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Either way, the more money we dump into the economy the better. Dollar needs to weaken by about 10%-20%. $2T won't move the needle even 5% in my opinion

THOSE CHINKS ON BATS WERE DINING

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>State of Sweden

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Hang this faggot

If Romney, Hawley, and maybe Collins vote with the dems they run the senate

I don't even know what Ben Garrison thinks anymore.

from the little bit i read burr is a fucking scumbag and fucked. How this looks in a week or 2 i dunno

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are nordics so fucking gay

Hot damn!

>BREAKING NEWS:

weak bid for cred by CNN

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Don’t forget the filibuster either (((rand)))

It should be $2020/month for Trump bux.

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ayy

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They still need 60 to break cloture so we'd need all Democrats plus 13 Republicans.

>day 5 of celebrities unable to diddle kids

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What's the situation on this? Does it mean it has been approved by the House yet?

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my fucking sides... this timeline is crazy

Hey pa bros, some grocery stores sell beer and wine. Also transportation and flights are open so you can book it out of the state.

It's filled with shit. Some anons went over it last night and there's more shit than good.

The nigger tapes are about to be released.

Rand Paul will vote no probably either way

Checked for Trump bux.

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it will when after this is over and we tell china to fuck off we make our own shit and they dump the 13T of debt they hold on us

He looks like shit.

IS THE LOCKDOWN HAPPENING?

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this is why i like Trump, he is a demon slayer

>mfw this virus is uniting everyone now
>Mfw this is the last time when kikes will try to kill us

READY FOR THE ENDGAME, WORLD?

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The house will pass it’s version and the senate will pass theirs. They’ll have to reconcile differences if they can’t get it passed plainly. Trump likes the House on more since it has what he wants

Distaste for jewish market schemes

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If they strip out the really stupid stuff I could live with it, but holy crap the price tag.

Burr has to show that his sells had nothing to do with the briefings. Good luck with that. Won't be surprised if the SEC gets involved.

Date he sold in grey

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>amazon taking 7 days to deliver anything now
Worthless global corp, if they can't even handle a pandemic what good are they?

But it fucked the Jews so I don’t really care now

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burrrrrrrrrrrrt

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Play the 33 game

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>you didn't believe
Do you now? WWG1WGA

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Fuck you

Kikes are latching to America even more

Are you a shill or a bot?
I don't get how you can say something so retarded

That fucking kike should be thrown in jail.

this guy sure has a knack for timing the markets

If they clear out the democrat shit packed into it, its better

Plz be real, clown world went too far

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>The Jew cries in fear as you strike

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Benjiman betiyahjaw closed shit down right before his trial. Fucking kikes.

based numbers fren

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They still can't dump it. It's the WORLD reserve currency. They're just fucked. Probably need to conserve it to weather the next few years.

woah...

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THAT VIRUS SPREAD FAST AS LIGHTNING

>just wipe out my economy bro

the whole point is to avoid "disruption" to people seeing less money or even job loss, these "low income" families are already on government assistance and have not been impacted at all.

Americans read left to right not UP Down chankoro

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Notice how it says 'every adult'. This includes illegals.

is this a game of marry or kill?

no adrenochrome for you ellen

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What you get if you dont MAGA compared to when you do MAGA

AWOO~
How many times have you died of Corona today?

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This. If you're already on welfare you're already taken care of. Give the money to the workers who are actually affected.

Nancy taking the high gerund

The storm will see you now.

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All those Politicians that are invested in stocks

Man i can't wait for Trump to lose the general elections, so all of you maga retards will fuck off Yas Forums again.

Zero and don’t know one person who has it.

>equivalent of $48k a year per person
good fucking God that's just so stupid i can't help but laugh

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AAAAAAAAH

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Only 4, but then I died another 12 times because brrrrrrrrrrrt is killing everyone today

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The prophecy is true...

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Why do not America tell people to gargle but Japan does when there's a disease?

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T U C K
I
M
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Unbelievable, the fucking kikes are still begging for money on a fox business commercial, ppl are losing their ass right now, but the kikes still begging!

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>Trump
>lose
Pick one.

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That's fucking retarded

>Man i can't wait for Trump to lose the general elections
get used to waiting nigger lol

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>What you get if you dont MAGA compared to when you do MAGA

the health benefits are well-established

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i don't even drink water lmao

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Kikes probably still beg in hell that’ll never change

The important thing is that the banks and airlines are already protected. The actual American people can wait so our leaders can take time to really take time to consider whether the citizens really need cash, possess the character to apply it responsibly and what the consequences are for borrowing so much just so taxpayers have cash.

Remember, by law, corporations are people too. As conservatives, we have to look out for job creators. Let us not forget our obligation for fiscal responsibility, lest we succumb to socialist ideas. We dont want to incur unemployment and encourage hand-outs and welfare. Thats why we have to make the airlines and banks our very first priority.

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JUST THE FLU

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China doesn't hold the bonds, Chinese INVESTORS hold them.....It's a retarded myth

can someone explain what happened with oan?

The poison is the 2k/month

bingo

I'm living in some parallel retardality.

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NO YOU CAN'T GIVE AMERICANS $1k THAT'S ISRAELS MONEY

DUDE
$2k A MONTH
FOR SEVERAL MONTHS
THIS ISN'T SOCIALISM LMAO JUST TAKE THE MONEY

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Innout fucking hates their employees. Zero social distancing, they have people taking orders and they put their faces right into your car window fucking yikes.

Isn’t this inside trading?

I farted hard. Is that one of the symptoms? I'm pretty sure I'm dead

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To be fair, we thought covid-19 might actually be dangerous.

if the meek 1200 bill is all he is shooting for then yeah he is done and out of touch
1200 is my mortgage
trump handling of this is a joke

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elaborate

DRINK WATER DUMMY

Christ above help me

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Fuck I didn't do my taxes last few years because I made so little I didn't think it would be worth filing. So if I can get my W-2 what year should I do and what's the best and quickest way to file?

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Congress is exempt from insider trading laws.

So is it ever going to catch up to flu deaths this year? It's not looking like it.

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This is what we do in Business. Remove some of the bullshit like 5b to homeless and we have a deal.

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Terminal flatulence I'm afraid. You've got about 5 hours to live.

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>global crisis currently underway
>BUT MUH HOLOCAUST

you don't like it? hell, let's make it 3k buckaroos then

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Even in the Tax relief released today
3333333333 is expressed as a sum
ww is 33 on its back

Wait a minute. How is it different from lowering our taxes? Either way, it's more money in our pocket and less money in the governments'.

Im planning to make flags that shills use from nations to mock when we annex them.

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Tucker live stream? I can’t find it.

Is there a kung-flu awoo yet?

This is leverage to confirm Ratliffe.

Awoo

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Some OANigger asked some question about China and Trump accused the news media of siding with China against the US.

No it won't

Inb4 >just you wait, two more weeks bro!!

LWC is live: youtube.com/watch?v=9y6fpDzJdEs

ustv247.tv/foxnewslive/

>warned of something extremely similar
Like literally what? Thats vague as fuck

>Discovered in 1939 in Germany
Old Nazi technology?

It's not. The only people against this are shills.

5B to buy crackheads crack

i cannot believe we allow people this stupid to breathe

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To people in the customer service industry, who are the ones most affected, $1200 is a significant amount of money. Sweet LARP though.

I am entitled to infinite money which will of course buy goods at the same price they currently exist

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Hillary Clinton has COVID-19. It will be announced tomorrow 12 PM

God Biden is pretty much Abe Simpson at this point

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>2k a month for every month until crisis is over
Where is that faggot who defended UBI

>1pbtid
I want to believe.

Nice argument, nigger.

>Trust me goyim, all these people died of Corona, not the usual flu. No, there's no way for you to confirm that. Just take (((our))) word for it.

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because it doesn't go out proportionally to taxes paid. It is not a tax refund.

watch my "larp" in Nov

Has anyone posted this yet?
Look closely at the tweet. Lmao

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why doesn't trump just write us a check for $1 million each? we could buy so much with that. he could fix the economy forever

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I’m a student

PAY ME WAGIE
PAY ME NOW

>$5B to homeless
In other words, $5B that will disappear into the pockets of the political class

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put me in the screenshot if real

I am almost tempted to check if that is real.

2018, so last year's

he is saying that only half the country pays taxes so thats the difference retard

This user gets it. You can do this kind of shit about ONCE. More than that and the prices rise to match the disposable incomes.
I've yet to meet a libfag who understands this principle.

18 or 19, any other won't help.

pls save me really though

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Oh, and just use turbotax's website, they won't charge you for a federal return.

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>Corona-chan was a Chinese bioweapon to crash the US economy
>ha ha red line go down weeee
>suddenly Trump is offering enough stimulus direct to the people to soften the landing and help people get back on their feet
>memeflags and chinkleafs flood into the threads screaming about how this is an affront to their deeply held conservative principles they've had for the last ten minutes
really steams my dumplings

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>Trump's going to pay my mortgage for a month or two fuck Trump
What the fuck is wrong with your god damn brain nigger?

What a time to be alive

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No fucking way.

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"Social effects of the Chinese virus were felt immediately after the worst outbreaks petered out. Those who survived benefited from an extreme labor shortage, so neets once tied to their parent's basement now had a choice of whom to work for. Jews had to make conditions better and more attractive or risk leaving their companies unstaffed, leading to wage increases across the board.
The taste of better living conditions for the poor would not be forgotten. A few decades later, when Jews tried to revert back to the old ways, there were wagie revolts throughout America and the lower classes maintained their new freedoms and better pay.
The Liberal Left and Jewish populations in America did not fare so well. Distrust in the media and in "scientism", already in poor standing due to the election of God Emperor Trump, grew as people realized that Leftist narratives could do nothing to stop the spread of the disease and their family's suffering. So many elites died, too, that media influence in many areas simply ceased."

- On the Origins of the MAGA Empire, Book I, Chapter XII, 3265 A.D.

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Fun

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Trump got leftists to attack the concept of gibs in an election year.

he still didn't use the dpa yet what a fucking dumb nigger how much more can he fumble

>In other words, $5B that will disappear into the pockets of the political class
>implying it hasn't already

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Do your parents hate you or something?