/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2294 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

I would get free healthcare in jail. It might save me from Corona-chan

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Hows life in croatia, bro?

>US State Leaderboard
202 total deaths
26/50 states on the board (MS, OK, VT new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
74 deaths
>NY:
32 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA, LA:
10 deaths
>FL, NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT:
2 deaths
>KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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wassup

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threads last 15 minutes

slow down cucks

Just like in Coronaland.

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Day 3 of shelter in place. I walked around and shot nerf guns at my cats.

Anonymous(ID:ozZ5H5YV)03/19/20(Thu)19:33:57No.249074475▶

Posted in another thread but I guess I have to post again since you fucking chimps can't understand

Sorry folks, but this shit is OVER

Widespread testing combined with Chloroquine+Zpack treatment is the end of coronavirus, it's just a matter of ramping up production now. This will all be over by summer.

20minutes.fr/sante/2742011-20200317-coronavirus-hydroxychloroquine-efficace-selon-professeur-raoult-ihu-marseille-apres-premier-test-restreint

You have to translate from French but the summary is that a renowned professor/doctor in southeast France used a combination of Zpack/Chloroquine and 75% of atients were NOT EVEN CONTAGIOUS after 6 FUCKING DAYS. Not just asymptomatic not even fucking contagious. 6 Days. All patients were cured.

Here's a YouTube video explaining the results of a study that showed 1. Chloroquine makes it nearly impossible for the virus to replicate itself within your body. 2. Chloroquine is such a strong treatment for Rona its possible you can't even catch it if you're taking Chloroquine.

Pack it up guys, THIS IS OVER

What's the actual incubation time of the virus? Jewgle says it's 5 to 14 days at most. Wasn't it like almost a month?

Somebody try to get a korean VPN going

stfu tripcück

its just the flu guys, me and my jewish lover and her boyfriend tyrone are totally fine.

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BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
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>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
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>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
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>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

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they stopped arresting people and released prisoners, but they're going to jail trolls?

Don't people on Facebook seem extra retarded lately?

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S U B M I T

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muh ten-thousand

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I get America being angry at China, but are other countries fine with them?

Who will be next? Probably the Frogs and Krauts.

Bongbro I think you fucked up your script a bit might wanna fix that before the next thread

Is it safe to jerk it once a day during this crisis?

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ebola about to get dabbed on soon

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BC has Mommy Bonnie and this absolute BEAST

signfeld.ca/

WE GON B ALRITE TIMBITS!

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is the UK going on lockdown or not boys?

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i think you have to break it down by population so that each state has a fair chance of winning

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics
>Top Four epidemics for the 21st century
>Deaths - location - date - event
>1)~203,000-Worldwide 2009-2009 flu pandemic-Influenza
>2)11,300-West Africa-2013–2016-Ebola virus epidemic in West Africa-Ebola virus disease-Ebola virus virion
>3)ACTIVE)10,000+(As of March 19, 2020)Spreading worldwide from China-2019–present-2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak-COVID-19
>4)ACTIVE)10,075(May 2017)-Hispaniola-2010–present-Haiti cholera outbreak-Cholera
It took corona three months what it took second and third place years to accomplish
We are hitting first place so aren't we baby?

you have to be more subtle

Jew York is going to make inmates bury their dead.
I'd say their inmates are gonna be pretty dead, pretty quick.

so has the US passed a coronabux bill yet

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you cant relax!!!

can we make 12,000 dead tomorrow?
16,000 in 48 hours?

I believe

Fear

C

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Realistically speaking, what's the probability of a SHTF scenario until December?

Are you kill ?

DONT FORGET OUR FALLEN COMRADES WHO TRIED TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH IN CHINA:

DR LI WENLIANG
FANG BIN
CHEN QIUSHI

CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAYS
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>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY

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By "fake news" it means any news that could cause panic, right? If that's the future of this civilization, I hope the toll is high enough to reset civilization.

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NO
NOT MY RURALRINOS

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THE VIRUS IS ONLY THE BEGINING. You don't know true fear /cvg/.
The real thing starts when they get to distribute the "vaccine"
First they chip you or you get no vaccine, then you loose any freedom you thought you had. You become their toy.
DO NOT GET CHIPPED, DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE

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Nobody likes chinksects.

RIOT IN SOME GHETTO IN FRANCE

twitter.com/DamienRieu/status/1240743431267397632

LOCKDOWN ISNT RESPECTED, THEY DONT CARE

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

A+, well done.

Are the Chinese the new dindus nuffins?

ITS UNCONTAINABLE NOW

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Guaranteed

yikes

I fucking hate blacks.

migu? migu? where are you? oh there you are :D

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an actual splat.

Eh fine... 110 infected, 1 dead. There’s a woman two floors below me with diagnosed coronachan in self isolation. My gov is putting up massive tents in front of one of the biggest hospitals while there’s like more than enough free space inside the hospital and nobody is asking questions.
You?

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Has madagascar fallen yet?

GAS THEM ALL

but he got better, right?
>gravity ain't shit

there's outliers that are longer yeah

Bolsonaro's son said it was China's fault and everybody lost their minds here.

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>GTA Wuhan: Online
>Make hot dog guy character dressed as Winnie the Pooh
>Go outside and sell screaming boiling dogs
>6 stars wanted level

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Remember user, racism is bad. Don't call it the Chinese Virus, call it

>Wu Flu
>WHO Flu
>Wumonia
>Kung Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>China Syndrome
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>Boomer Remover
>Justa Flu
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Poohmonia
>Coronachan
>Red Plague
>Chinkenpox
>Canton Coof
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Xi Jinplague
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Winnie the Flu
>Shanghai Shivers
>Bat Soup Croup
>Pangolin's Revenge
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Bill Gates Event 201
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

Or Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease 2019.

Serious question... you scared?

Why is that blueskin casualy walking away?

Buses in West Yorkshire are running a saturday servife starting monday... half the drivers are already dead.

li wenliang and chen qiushi I recognize, but I missed fang bin

CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY
>CHLOROQUINE + ZPACK = 100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAY

>VPNposting
cease

If power goes out in Italy, and takes the cell towers with it, they can't post about their situation online. They can't leave the house to spread information either because they're under quarantine.

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Schizo Mexican. Cool, it's usually a leaf or burger.

I have to say Yas Forums, you guys are beyond autism but at least you keep me company.
I was doomed before birth to die alone and as a virgin. Thank you so much

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ugghh I'm COOFING I'M COOFING UUGUHGUHGUHU

kek

He forgot his elytra

subhumans

Lose weight.

I don't buy it. Remember last week when everyone was spurging out over some HIV drug cocktail that was the new cure?

That’s why Trump put out that widely available malaria drugs cure it

No need to vaccinate

Did you feel that, the timeline just shifted

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Post resident evil pics.

no problem faggot i’m here all day

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Are you infected?

Only the beginning. That's what you get for bringing your niggers to Germany to rape our women. Eat it up frog and enjoy.

Which team do you want to support
>block 11400 please
Fuck off!

yeah, our empty pasta aisles will be full of dead
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-they-call-it-the-apocalypse-inside-italys-hardest-hit-hospital-11960597

Any florida ppl know if it's in the villages yet?

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How are you doing, Mario?

My region is in full lockdown coming tomorrow moring. Meaning that you can leave your house just to go to work or buy food. If they catch you outside for a walk (Even alone, tons of people around last week) they can put you in jail for up to 12 years.
And lombary is reading things to deploy the military in the streets to police the quarantine.

Other than the collapse of the modern society it's pretty good in here.

If I get a white id i survive and everyone else in this thread dies.

>this kills the CORONACHAN

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It does all the time.

BOMBOCLAAAAT

i provided you the link last thread

Nigger

Stage-1 containment imminent!

Am I shadowbanned or do you guys just not wanna accept
>THIS SHIT IS OVER

I would hug you but you may have the wuflu

EL PSY CONGROO

bin was the third in line to disappear. he would talk about the other two. he filmed his own harassment by authorites.

I'm underweight

>I was doomed before birth to die alone and as a virgin.
We there is still time to...
>tfw sees flag
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't want to try that at the moment with the airborne aids going around so if you survive, and if your testicles survive, just hold off for a while, kek

I would say 15%

There would be extreme pressure not to have this going on with elections pending.

Amazing i am now both happy and depressed at the same time

The problem solved itself, work here is done.

that's good though man, as weird as it might seem this is the best way to keep the numbers down
just trust it and your region wont be as bad as the others

shit, sorry bro. I didn't see it.

Yes. Into the one I've always lived in
Welcome to my world

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I can't be the only one who's concerned about all this shilling for Chloroquine and it seems way too convenient that we "identify" this as a treatment within a few months of SARS-COV-2 even being a thing, yet we're 15+ years since SARS came out and they're still scratching their head on a treatment.
Nope. Not buying it.
Oh and Zithromycin will fuck up your heart if you're not careful.

Now that the dust has settled

What exactly did china mean by this

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cursed

This user is the legendary italian, the only one left alive.

Tanks in 30 min...oh, wait! It's France.
Never mind.

been addressed like countless times since late jan.

Well, that's all for today.

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>twitter.com/DamienRieu/status/1240743431267397632
Just blockade their shitty banlieue and let them roam about as they wish inside. Natural selection will handle the rest.

them digits

>for bringing your niggers to Germany

Huh... what?

Listen here Jack, let me set you straight. This thing isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. Here's the deal, fat: if Cornflake Jackson says the Shanghai Shivers, "Ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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Fake news. Tge real cure is drinking Listerine.

guys i lasted two days without smoking i bought a pack and smoked 4 today i feel so bad since im reading about "young" people dying in the US.

is it because they're all fat fucks with a steady diet of fast food or what is it?

Can't wait to see what 250k Corona-chan looks like

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Reminder that you calculate the death rate by deaths+recovered/deaths, not total cases/deaths. That makes the death rate over 10%

shut the fuck up
>shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
>shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
>shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
>shut the fuck up

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Not really.

I live north-east and we got little to no cases here. Stores are still full, people are running around like always. I'm more scared for my mother. She's 70+ and the age limit for people in icu is 70... so if she gets it she's fucked.

of course - government wont waste a chance like this to implement some draconian shit

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You can always rape, which would not only prevent you from dying as a wizard, but also you would be spreading Corona-chan love.

experience.arcgis.com/experience/96dd742462124fa0b38ddedb9b25e429
they update numbers twice a day

If it's 100% cure then how come +108 died today and +89 died yesterday?

It's coming out really nice

when can burgers expect our trumpbux?

...

absolute imbeciles, china is burning the bodies as the virus can still spread after they die,
they are truly mad lads if they have actual funerals for these dead

Keked for truth
Did you see Bill Gates AMA?

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Happy to be here for you user but whatever happens don't give up on life. Fight till the last

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That was never shown to be half as promising as chloroquine, I'll repeat
>100% CURED 75% NOT CONTAGIOUS WITHIN 6 DAYS
South Korea is alrwady treating all of their patients they consider at risk with Chloroquine, go take a look at their mortality rate

Damn, for the shithole that we are we kept it better than any country in the neighbourhood, then an idiot in Mostar that had connections infected half of the hospital there, and the first case in my hometown appeared. My father is in his 60ties and smokes. Im scared Yas Forums.

You have no idea how this ring works, do you? Why the Forerunners built it? Halo doesn't kill SARS-CoV-2, it kills its food: Americans, Chinese, whatever—we're all equally edible. The only way to stop the coronavirus is to starve it to death. And that's exactly what Halo is designed to do: wipe the galaxy clean of all sentient life. You don't believe me? Ask him.

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I'm hoping she starts to look pregnant honestly!!

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She makes my dick cough.

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will I catch corona if I fap to this?

>Well, that's all for today.

>Go away now.

i don't think people are going to get it.

Because not everyone has the treatment yet shit for brains

Why did Italy get it so bald?

No homo

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democrats are actively fighting it, so we might not.

I have a headache brehs

The US FDA will block it

124 cases here. You dont see a single person outside without a mask so I would say its ok. I have been NEETing for 6 months now so I stay indoors most of the time anyway.

2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
>2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
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>2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
>2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
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>2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY
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>2 NEW CORONA-CHAN CASES IN SHITHOLE COUNTRY

The Haitian President just announced the closure of all ports and airports at midnight ET, a curfew at 8pm and the subsequent closure of all schools and factories "until further notice".

inb4 we're doomed to be as equally fucked as Italy.

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thank you for you're service

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I'M GOING INSANE, I WASH MY HANDS EVERYTIME I TOUCH ANYTHING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 1 MONTH MORE AND I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

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this is a fucking bio weapon, come on.

The hips got wider and her vulva puffier. So you can guess what's going to happen. Also milk leaking and pussy juice

I call it the "Chinamen's Curse".

C'mon you nigger clock, roll over midnight. I want to do my shopping that will arrive in 3 WEEKS TIME. I'm mostly prepped but im not eating that until before expiry or the whole system breaks down, probably in 3 weeks time lol

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LA County Mayors pushed conference back to 5:30. Local radio KFI reporting that it will be a shelter in place announcement.

I haven't got it yet, but you never know.

look, some faggot changed it to make it "not racist."

nothing burgers btfo

>However, a 2018 study looking to use chloroquine against the chikungunya virus found it actually worsened the disease for patients. And virus experts such as Shibo Jiang of China’s Fudan University and the New York Blood Center have expressed caution against giving patients too many drugs without careful monitoring, worrying about combined toxicities that might crop up in unexpected ways by dosing patients with drugs that have never been tried together before

I really wish we would have voted an anti-vaxxer into the office. He says one thing and people latch on

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5977261/

I'm sure Conan O'Brian will send help.

REMINDER:

personifying a virus, and sexualising said personification is extremelly mentally ill and degenerate. its brony tier faggotry and is not welcome in these threads. praising this personification to spread this virus is on par with literal aids infested faggot bug chasers, literal POS bullshit.

ALSO:

>100 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one huh?
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

But of course, How could I forget
>MUHHH EVERYONE IS LYING AND HIDING THE TRUTH!!!11
Yes user, all the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

There is no virus, there is no pandemic

I have been in public for many hours of the day every day all this time
I have never even seen or heard a person coughing recently

Not on public transport
Not at work
Not on the streets
Not in shops

I don't know anyone who is sick right now
I don't know anyone who knows anyone who is sick right now
No family member of mine knows anyone who is sick
No fellow worker of mine knows anyone who is sick
Some say they have HEARD about others who are sick, like "my friend says they know someone who is sick"
But when I ask every fellow worker of mine, every family member of mine, "do you personally know, do you have primary knowledge of it, have you seen with your own eyes or heard with your own ears someone you now who is sick?" they all say no
When I ask them "Have you actually noticed anyone who is sick in public? Anyone coughing, anyone who looks like they have the flu, sneezing, dripping nose, using tissues? On transport, on the street, on the shop?" They all say no

This is total bullshit

100% fake
100% psy op to see how public reacts

Happening cancelled.

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>over five thousand new cases in US
>Trump goes full panic and announces there's a "cure" available

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No she loves it when coomers ejaculate their life essences

Reminder: we've known this since late jan. People are still dying in droves, and there's no reason italy would be ignoring it in a time of desperation

I'm amazed that your country still has living people after all these years

Getting worried bros

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Just pick yourself up by your bootstraps, look that Chinaman in the eye and give him a firm handshake, it got me a Harley, a timeshare, and a seadoo, what's your excuse.

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Let's watch the numbers grow

You know it in your heart, user.

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>News24, South Africa's premier news source
shithole country, no one cares

the virus can survive in hair for a period of time, but a bald, smooth shaven skin that is waxed, has the virus less easy to stick onto your head

kind of worried my crowbar won't arrive now because of the amazon delays

Are the rumors of A- blood type being safe of the virus true?

A 100K gook living and working in northern italy. From fucking Wuhan.

Keep safe and keep your mother safe. I’m sending out a no homo hug to you fren. This will pass and we’ll se each other again during ferragosto.

These men will be dead in four weeks.

It’s gonna mutate into SUPERCORONA

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dang we got lucky

Has anyone seen the 1975 version of Survivors?

youtube.com/watch?v=HPKk204nOTk

DO NOT GET CHIPPED, FIGHT AGAINST ID2020

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I'm sure those mud cookies will help you feel better.

she'll end up a bbw at this rate

Yes

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rare

I am fond of the pasta people and am sorry to see your once powerful nation dying in such a weakened state. It is ill-befitting of a people with a historically splendid, tasteful culture.

We won't die until we retake Istria from your dead hands.

R0lling for Bill to "perish in a car crash"

Get in here anons
Explain

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Just use gloves retard

We are yet fucked. Look, yesterday we have only ONE death, and now we have SEVEN fucking deaths, SEVEN! What this shit means? In the next 24 hours the number of deads will be seven times more! We dont need a civil war because if this shit continues every single carioca will be dead!

Holy Shit, China deserves a nuclear massacre.

>Celebrities

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Didn't read a word of that shit.

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I hear fireworks outside

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seoul

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You're a good guy, user.
Pizza and spaghetti are on me.

You aren't alone, and you ARE loved. Don't be afraid. No matter what happens, this isn't the end. I promise.

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Not yet.
>second semester of uni started in late February, it was my chance to get my shit together
>one week later they close it, and the week after that lockdown happened
10 days have passed since then and no "friend" replied to my texts
I guess no one ever cared about me

no seoul

>crowbar
Gordan?

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If you don't want to take chloroquine even though it's been around for 50 fucking years and is tolerated extremely well, just take a shit ton of zinc and hope for the best, it's not about the chloroquine itself, it's the fact that it helps get zinc into your cells which stops the virus from reproducing. And also to your point, this was discovered years ago by doctors studying mers/sars/coronavirus. We're just lucky a chink in south Korea remembered this study and put it into practice today. "we" didn't just find about this, the medical community has known YOU just found about this, retard

Learn about where this virus came from
IT'S PART OF AN AGENDA

you will never take my hentai away RERERERERERE

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>GAME OVER THERE'S NO CONTAINING IT NOW, ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY!

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get corona and die of it

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Not a nj bro but where I am they just called in the gaurd yet have non essential buisness open for spreading amongst the goy. nbcboston.com/news/coronavirus/baker-activates-national-guard-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-report/2094158/

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YES! Thank you my man, this one is great for the collection.

this treatment is known since January

u r shadowbeaned

Booooo llaaaa shee boooo laaa dooo.

NIGGA TAKE CARE

FROM TODAY'S MIDNIGHT WE ARE ON OFFICIAL TOTAL LOCKDOWN

THE ARMY WILL BE ON THE STREETS MAKING SURE PEOPLE DON'T BREAK QUARANTINE

Why do you think we want it? Take it, it’s yours

>mfw my best friend is an ER doc, said he has a 20% chance of getting infected and bid me farewell

I WILL PERSONNALY HIJACK A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE AND FIRE AT CHINA IF MY BEST FRIEND DIES HEALING SHITSKINS AND BOOMERS BECAUSE OF FILTHY CHINKS

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this tp shortage is getting ridiculous ive been holding my shit in for 4 days now because i have nothing to wipe with
tp relief when ??

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HAHA ANDERSON COOPER "FORMER" CIA ASSET ABOUT TO TAKE PART IN A CNN GLOBAL TOWN HALL. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING OH NO NONO HAHAHAA

Why are shills trying to pass this off as everything being back to normal, and block any relief aid to anyone?

anybody still on that island by now is essentially unkillable, tough motherfuckers.

kek'd

what the fuck man why cant the us do that shit

They already administer Chloroquine to patients but obly if they agree with the treatment

tl;dr

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I hear those everyday after some narco monkey dies.

You will not die a virgin nigger, just survive the pandemic and the economic collapse and maybe your behavior and society are going to change for good

Good for you creepy pedo faggot I don't give a shit

The death rate is far lower than you are shilling, we have 100,000s if not several million undetected because it's just a cold for most people; they never need to go to the hospital and get tested.
The CFR is clearly way lower because of this, most likely near Influenza levels.

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.

Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
It's almost like it's only the depressed fucking weirdos who want to see innocent people die, huh weird.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.
If someone has a question that is opposite to your retarded apocalypse wet dream scenario you just say
>STFU CHINK HERE'S YOUR YUAN LOL IM SO BASED GUYS RIGHT?

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

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Take care pastabro

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tl;dr

based if so. my mom is a-, but that sounds far-fetched.

lel

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Half Life 2 : Episode 2
Release date : October 10 2007
Welp

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I expect her to make a resurgence when Corona comes to West Africa

>sees flag
How those yellow vest protest doing in these strange times?
Are they still going out, how many have spread the virus already?

>WAAAAHHHHH YOU PROVED ME WRONG NOW DIE OF A FAKE VIRUS
Holy shit dilate.

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Stay safe linguine

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no wait, she's a+, noooooo

>I guess no one ever cared about me
Who the fuck cares about them, fuck them, you have Yas Forums. Its all I have. You will be fine but never give up.
Now go watch the anime Symphogear for a much needed boost in positive energy.

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seoulless

How the fuck do you get internet over there?

Nobodys innocent

I just got back from Walmart, and they are still out of toilet paper and a lot of other things. I figured panic buying would've died down by now. Guess not.

Yup
>hey...let's put the middle class housewife in charge, just because she started the colony.
She can spend half the first series angsting about her probably dead brat while making a series of disastrous, emotionally driven decisions before collapsing into an exhausted heap.
It's briliant. You should watch it.
The fight scenes are epic and kino all at once.

>best friend
Are you guys this close?

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Mmmmm cunny!

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It's recommended to look away and hold your ears shut when they jump.
Apparantly witnessenig it live fucks with your brain if you're not a psycho.

Good for you pedo faggot I don't care.
Keep jacking off to a virus in your basement.

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I keep hearing Bill Gates name in /cvg/ threads.

I know that he resigned from Microsoft recently..how is he implicated in all of this?

they could sell the food waste slop as animal feed and maintain sanitation but third worlders gonna third world

Lord forgive us all.

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Boris knows shit is going to hit the fan soon there.

>The CFR is clearly way lower because of this, most likely near Influenza levels.
Maybe if we're talking spanish flu you retard

no u fatass

>"I don't care that South Korea is treating all of their patients with Chloroquine here's a study from 2013 showing chloroquine didn't help with a different virus" lol keep crying faggot. Let's see all those patients in South Korea suffering becuase they took chloroquine for 5 days. Oh wait. There aren't any. Maybe that's becuase it's been for 50FUCKING YEARS AND ITS SIDE EFFECTS AND INTERACTIONS ARE WELL DOCUMENTED. Hell, in China they started giving people DOUBLE what they're giving in South Korea. These arguments against chloroquine are fucking laughable

You still have internet?

Sorry user, A+ is the most common blood in China. Be safe.

We need to use the power of autism to cure the disease or find the evidence it was a Chinese plot dudes.

TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER AFTER YOU SHIT YOU MONKEY
Do you literally not have soap and running water?

In America? Unlikely.

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Been in a hospital since Tuesday, because my wife just had a baby. #chance we got corona??

I wish I could find the person posting this stupid face in every thread and cave his fucking skull in with a bottle of Corona

he's trying to microchip everyone on earth

Holy shit you're dumb.

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bruh can catholics BE cremated?

You basically just died right there. Every timeline shift is essentially your death.

It fully stopped. It was heavily winding down anyway, but now it's over. I mean, with the lockdown we need a written form to be able to go out and buy groceries, there's no chance anyone will protest.

For now

Ahhh I'm gonna coom!

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You were warned in those threads, anyone here who doesn't have 50+ rolls of tp right now is retarded.

it will never happen since theres no old people on africa and nobody is testing shit there, unless theres some mass uknow death by coffing

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mexican government just banned private testing for covid19.... most probably to hide real numbers

>We dont need a civil war because if this shit continues every single carioca will be dead!

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Google for the AMA he did on plebbit recently. Fucker wants to use this plague to introduce human microchiping in large scale.

Let me know if I missed any counties. Going to update it every few days.

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Why are they taking so long to lock London down ?

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LOL fuck I didn't me to green text this whole thing

How are jobs holding up there? Seeing the same wave of corona layoffs and failures the west is? Or still holding together for now?

Its missing a mobile execution bus.

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They're dead, but we're still here for you.

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Disgusting

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He ran event 201 on October.
Short version: coronavirus simulation

Total homo.

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my fucking grocery store is cleaned the fuck out. i'm so glad you autists made me prep back in january. i've got deenz for dayz

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Because HIV was the niggers fucking apes then passing it on to another, sperghettio and kung-flu was savages eating animals not designed to eat and a lab making covid19 also selling products to a wet market known for a certain bizarre one armed gimp for eating live toads.

wyoming nigga

>38 new posts
faggot normie incoming

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If you are on Facebook at all you retarded

CHLOROQUINE AND ZPACK ARE EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE AGAINST CORONAVIRUS IN EVERY PATIENT THAT THE TREATMENT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO. whether you faggot wanna believe it or not is up to you

same, I forced my gf to come prep with me back in jan/early feb. Went to the store yesterday for a few more things and everything was gone.

ahem, coof coof

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I'd makeout with her so hard, IGEGAF

>bros you don't need masks it's silly and doesn't protect you
>doctors are just doing it for fun...