/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2293 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>the chance of this virus spreading to Sweden is practically non existant
>no, I wouldn't worry about going on vacation to southern Europe, they only have a few isolated cases and no spread
>children can't spread the virus, there is no solid proof of that
>we only have isolated imported cases, we don't have any spread in society, they've all been put under "voluntary quarantine" so no need to worry
>most people have come home from their vacations now so we will soon reach the peak in number of new cases
>those case studies from Italy showing that asymtomatic patients can spread the virus could be wrong, we shouldn't take those seriously
>we have begun to see a few cases where we could not trace the infection, but it's much too soon to close anything down.
>I can't wait to watch Melodifestivalen tonight, I hear it's gonna be packed
>brb I'm just gonna travel to Somalia for some "work"
>I'm back guys- what the hell??
>we can now see that we have a spread in society, but we will not close down the schools because then our healthcare would collapse
>we can't have some people work and some people not work, because then it wouldn't be equal
>oh you can work or study AT HOME? oh ok let's close down the universities
>britain's doing that "herd immunity" thing? That's good, that's where WE wanna be at
>new british study makes them do a complete 180? that study could be wrong, we can't believe every new study we read. I'm disappointed in britain
>we can now see a rapid spread in the big cities, so it's important that you all wash your hands and don't visit your grandma
>I think we will hit a peak very soon

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>He had a history of asthma and frequent bronchitis as a child, though he outgrew that. He also had undergone surgery for testicular cancer back in 2016.

We are.

>called the mother of the devil in China
>has researched and modified coronaviruses for over a decade
>works at a bio lab near the Wuhan outbreak
SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHANS MOM

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"It was like I was on a rollercoaster ride into my own grave"

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Just the tasty batsoup bro.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 19.03.

>2993 NEW INFECTIONS:
>15320 TOTAL INFECTIONS +24,28%
>16 NEW DEATHS:
>44 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 19.03. 22:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E
>median age of fatalities: ~82
>probable average mortality: 9,59%

>RKI reports:
+2801 = 10999 cases
+8 = 20 dead
updated: 19.03. 0:00 GMT+1

German epidemiologist: Harsher measures in the next weeks necessary.
German virologist: Sceptical towards chloroquin.

>19.03.
Ministerpresidents to find agreement on curfew on 22.03..
Federal government: Export of masks to EU-members allowed again, ministry of defence is able to buy medical supplies and ventilators.
Several politician think curfew is possible.
Federal minister of health: Germany has one of the highest testing capacities, but we can't manage to test 100000 every day.
Niedersachsen: Ministerpresident wants to avoid curfew. Current measures sufficient, if followed.
Berlin: 25 cases of 519 hospitalized, corona-clinic in exhibition hall maybe finished in 15 or 20 days.
Federal minister of defence: Bundeswehr to play role in paramedics and supplying shops with wares.
Federal government: 10500 tourists repatriated.
Polish border: After opening of more highways to the border, jams are still persistent.
Bayern: Ministerpresident to declare curfew if decreasing of contacts is insufficient.
Bayern: Curfew in 2 more areas.
Freiburg: Access to public places forbidden.
Bundeswehr: 52 infected, 400 suspected, 49 in quarantine.

>Uncontroversial and universally beloved Grüne-politician Cem Özdemir, 54, infected.

EU: Bordercontrols hinder supply of food.
Israel: Mossad "aquires" 100000 tests from countries, to which Isreal does not have diplomatic ties, forgets essential liquid for swabs.
South Korea: 152 new infections, new cluster in nursing home discovered, 74 infected. 33000 in nursing homes to be tested.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Your economy consists of taking EU money

>over 10,000 deaths
>approaching 250,000 cases

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Murrika is going to get a fuckton of cases

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all of those cases don't happen at the same time with 0 immunity.

It's amazing how people can't realize what the main issue is here. it's 1/5th of the world suddenly needing a ventilator to live all at the same time with every other medical condition that requires a hospital bed already staying in effect.

Us 100%.

Also cont from last thread. NC anons arm up, the cops won't be going out for non-violent crimes starting friday, full on chimpouts this weekend.

Protect your folk, if need be fire, we still have stand your ground here, don't be afraid to enforce it.

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Shadilay take me.

What do you argiefags think about the full lockdown starting tomorrow?

>he finally starts it when it's too late
Why is he so retarded?

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Wore a mask. Instituted a mass quarantine. Cancelled all sports events. Blamed the bat.
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now.

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Well a lot of the shops in my town are emptied out in spots, like the freezer sections all emptied out, which i have never seen before
and toilet paper all gone

I have been coofing for 5-6 days

I just got my US Census paperwork in the mail.. what's the point if we're all doomed?

>Inb4 colgate

Like any good neet you have a piss bottle, 1L in size, and it is filled nearly at capacity .9L. Suddenly you have to piss really bad like .5L of piss.
Where is all that extra piss going to go? That is our hospital system and the piss on the floor is dead bodies.
Oh and did I mention trying to force all that piss in is going to explode the bottle.

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Reminder to take care of your teeth, no docs for some time now.

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Anyone who looks up the early wuhan videos and kidnappings of honest chinese journalists who were exposing them knows china is lying.

This. By far

It's me or now that americans got it for real all the /cvg/ threads are gonna went to shit because of their terrible shitposting?

What the hell, isn't this ebola chan?

56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
>56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
>56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
>56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS
>56 PERCENT OF CALIFORNIANS WILL GET CORONAVIRUS

HOLY SHIT
SAUCE: abc7.com/politics/newsom-56%-of-californians-are-expected-to-be-infected-with-covid-19/6028718/

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Anyone got a Vegeta over 9000 face mask edit, surely theres one out there now

>2 weeks after visiting Walt Disney World and Universal Studios in Florida
Is disneyworld even shut yet lmao

the 5th dead in poland was a guy who suicided, because stuff
lol, the 1st and 2nd were old people with serious condition
didnt follow on 3 and 4

22 rifle, 30 cal rifle, 12 gauge shotgun, or 9mm handgun for home defense? I'm in a lower-middle class neighbourhood surrounded on all sides by ghettos/crackheads/homeless.

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So are you herd immunity. But you are absolutely correct. People keep going everywhere.

how are my slav bros holding up?

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Where is the toilet paper, user?
I wont ask twice.

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>103 cases
>we already declared lockdown
>state mandated curfew 8pm-5am
>up to 3 years jail if you leave quarantine
i cant believe my shithole 3rd world country is handling this so well
comfiest pandemic ever

Truth be told, if Jew York and California stopped to exist, I'd pop some popcorn and celebrate the death of both of those liberal shitholes.
To Corona chan, there is no "sanctuary" only the lasting peace of death eternal.

>56%
So the only remaining whites will die?

As I said earlier.
NOOOOOOOO I RATHER BE SICK OR IN JAIL THAN CAGED WITH THESE FUCKING PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Well thats what you get for smoking weed desu

*ping pong*
Wat do?

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Endgame thighs

4U

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>we would have actually only had a relativity serious epidemic if we just all went home
>instead millennial and boomers couldn't resist and had to go out and party
>now we're probably going to have the worst possible critical scenario possible

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>Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
>Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
>Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
Pennsylvania shelter in place starting sunday
Warned you earlier

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At this pace you guys will soon overtake my numbers of hazmatedits saved, with the number of /cvg/ editions.

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You idiot. People with norovirus die of dehydration, i.e. they live in places where they can't get clean water, and puke and shit themselves to death. If you don't live in squalor it won't kill you

Bio bi comfy da nema online predavanja

youtube.com/watch?v=oa4i9Ap6dCg

Thanks for the heads up, fellow NC user.
I've got a few hundred thousands rounds, and I'm literally surrounded by niggers and rednecks. I'm hoping the rednecks do their part.

Eu is going to block whole internet in eu
not even joking
download porn,games or whatever you need before they cut us off

Norovirus has a mortality rate of 0.02% and mild means 3 days in bed. Corona is a hundred times deadlier and puts you out for 2 weeks.

>believes china numbers
>doesn't believe african numbers kek
>speaks highly of trumps efforts
>uses pretty words to cover up china's draconian methods

what a disappointment

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Any factor that makes hazmats rare/valueable/special if I could just have a script run over any images pasting them into the suits ?

why would we shut down the entire country, crashing the economy by 30%+ for "just a cold bro"

You’ve asked this already. Cool guns user now shut up

wait how did Spain get so many and why has Germany surpassed us?

They watched too much Fox News. If you listened to any conservative news throughout this process with from

>January 31st: just a flu
>February29th: just a flu
>March 1st: just a flu
>March 13th. HOLY SHIT END OF THE WORLD

Ahem, reminder that the WuFlu is also known as:>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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So he had a tumour cut out and was given an inhaler and had a chest infection 30 years ago? If you think that is "underlying medical conditions" then 70% of people have one.

Mass chimpouts in muttland, when?

Why tho? Do you hate your family or neighbors?