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PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUSTICE WILL BE DONE EDITION /ptg/
I find it kind of charming how the entire internet has silently agreed that the start of the new age began with the death of Harambe.
too late you are fucked
gg wp you gave me a heart attack
>Bernie Sanders with tits
user, don’t panic but don’t dismiss it as nothing, either. while it’s not a hoax, it’s not worth losing your shit. both you and your parents should understand this.
that being said, what’s the response to this shit like in Mehico?
>gods chosen people indeed
But seriously: Can someone explain to me how the government intends to means-test 300 million people in 18 days, much more actually disburse payment in a responsible, effective way?
Just the notion that they can rely on tax information for addresses alone for non-filers is a bit of a joke. The whole purpose of the IRS is that despite popular misconception, the government typically knows fuckall about actual individuals unless they make a point of looking, and they rarely even get the math right on that. "11 million illegals". Remember that bullshit number?
What of all these inmates being released and expecting some cash? The homeless who are hearing this?
I'm sorry, this story is just not adding up. And whats the liability if they later decide they made some qualifying mistake? The government notoriously sucks at fast planning.