/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2292 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Brazilian states closing the borders with each others and withou the consent of the federal gov.
Civil War incoming

ok which one of you did this?
brrr.money/

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wtf i love corona now

Post one , get one for free

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Intentional sabotage.

Please cite full file number

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remember argentinia boi is making the real threads

ALSO IGNORE SHILL POST WHICH ARE

>THOT POSTS
>VIRUS ISNT REAL POSTS
>MOST LONG POSTS
>Nothing burger posts

read between the lines and get the best from cvg

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>This was 20 days ago
Time flies, huh?

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Kek

The only thing I'm glad for about this is that it'll probably sweep Brazil away from this planet

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>only the elderly and sick die!

imagine still believing this

Guys I'm burning up, when should I seek help?

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>WWWWRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY MONEEEEEYYYYY
>*slams hamfists into table*
>WEEEEEARRRRRRRAAAAGHHHHH
MY SHEKEEEEEEELLLSSS
>*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

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HOW THE FUCK DID WE GO FROM 2500 CASES TO 13,200 CASES IN 2 FUCKING DAYS WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

When was the last time you had a full medical checkup user?

You are very very white
Good job bro

AMERIBROS ARE ABOUT TO GET BTFO

>supports china and their numbers
>but doesn't believe african numbers kek
>praises trump
>uses nice sounding words for china's draconian methods

what a disappointment

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Not the heckin boomerinos

>still have to go to work
why is this allowed?
close the fucking productions and close the supermarket for the public.
just give your buying list a employee and he will pack a bag for you
why is germany so retarded?

US-american and German numbers are about to explode sky high.

like 3 months ago king, i'm work for the federal gubbmint

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BURGERS ARE ABOUT TO FEEL THE FULL FURY OF CORONA-CHAN

AND REMEMBER: FIRST WAVE

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that foot don't look right, was he wearing a furry costume?

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Massive testing, that is a good thing.

We Americans are the best at everything duh.

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A lot of coincidences

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So most of America?

SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
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>SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
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>SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
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>SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS
SPANISH GOVERMENT TO CLOSE EVERY SINGLE HOTEL IN SPAIN IN NEXT 7 DAYS

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exponential growth and more attempts at testing
I love our girl so much she is going to go far

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>called mother of the devil in China
>has studied and modified viruses for over a decade.
>works at virus lab near wuhan outbreak

SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONA-CHANS MOM

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>expecting a clout chaser on JewTube to be a trustworthy source
neck yourself

FUCK still pretty upset desu that someone done coomed stole my mask.

Are m95 any good or am i just to go out coofin

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Exponential growth is a bitch

Don't get cocky, you will too. Start praying to be spared.

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shit im starting to feel a little short of breath and have some stuffy sinus and my temp is 99.3F is that a fever?

I SWEAR TO CHRIST NEW ORLEANS, IF YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP GOING OUTSIDE . . .

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hurrr 18 year old with undiagnosed heart/lung problems here, can't wait to die

Are you the Danish coomer who keeps posting?

denmark-norway seems to be controlling the virus pretty good.

>China made this so it spreads to Africa so they can colonise

5D plays

>nearly 5k new cases in US today
Care to explain?

He keeps flip flopping, at the start he kept talking about about WHO and refusing to call Tedros by his Dr title whilst saying the China figures are bullshit. Now he's non-stop shilling China

This was a disappointment

Yes.

rip

widespread testing has begun

nice jewess faggot

WHO?!

God bless Dr Campbell him and Chris Martenson have probably blackpilled more people than anyone else

>plz dunt eat me, I might kill u

>numbers go up when they start testing
OMGZ DIS PROBABLY MEENZ ITZ HABBENING!

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Oh shit. Looks like Texas is gonna have a lockdown soon

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lmao

no

Where's the full version where he goes super saiyan?

dooodd.. lookat that eye distance gap lol

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>mfw no neetbux in my shithole
how im supposed to get the new ps5

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Holy shit imagine the world after corona-chan.

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Why would they need plague for that? They already own massive swathes of land all over the continent, Africans are too fucking dumb and lazy to resist

Saw a bunch of rats playing on bourbon street last night lol

npr.org/2020/03/19/818192535/burr-recording-sparks-questions-about-private-comments-on-covid-19?t=1584658079747

>The chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee warned a small group of well-connected constituents three weeks ago to prepare for dire economic and societal effects of the coronavirus, according to a secret recording obtained by NPR.

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Yup deliberate
"flood the zone with shit"

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they literally already had it and you started testing. simple as.

C O L L A P S E
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Can we expect to hit 100k casos a day by early April?

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Where is Papa Jim? Why is he not livestreaming? I'm bored...

Reminder that North Korea already found a cure.

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By this point, does it even make a difference?

BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

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UH MOOT THAT ISNT WHAT I UPLOADED?!

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>barely closing businesses

not going to make it.

>Orleans
Pretty sure it's been there since Mardi Gras. The city is shut down but that won't slow it down much.

>thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I'm hearing my neighbor moaning for 30 minutes

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Went to the supermarket yesterday, saw lots of people in small groups enjoying the first sunshine.
Supermarket employees wearing gloves, nothing more. It's like people need a certain number of dead before they wake up.

>2 months from now, every country on the planet will be like Italy or worse
I actually got to witness a genuine "end of the world as we know it" event from the (semi)safety of my reasonably well stocked end of the world bunker (It's a cushion fort under the kitchen table really).
Thanks, Kek!

and so it continues to explode exponentially and incubate

i have no cough though. i just feel like randomly short of breath while sitting and my throat feels a bit weak when trying to swallow and my heart feels like its pumping kind of hard but normal speed just extra hard

5G
>5g
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>5g
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>5g

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fake virus

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CHESTLETS BTFO

post different ones

PHILADELPHIA LOCKDOWN STARTING 8PM CHIMPOUTS WHEN

twitter.com/GovernorTomWolf/status/1240754038939025414?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

easily if things keep progressing at this rate

lmao exactly.

8ree is the best

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Burgerbros, how does it feel knowing your state's loser governor will never compare to based Mike DeWine? Ohioans will be pillaging your states after we emerge from our Kroger ™ shelters, healthy and fed.

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Based trips

The jews will find a way to end on to of this shit.

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what people are most afraid of:

>asymptomatic incubation period that's highly contagious
>family dying
>running out of essentials

explain how

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CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
>CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
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>CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
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>CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
>CORONAVIRUS DELAYS KUMAMON'S 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY

>japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/12/national/kumamon-mascot-10-years-coronavirus

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CANCEL ITS BIRTHDAY PARTY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8&t=11s

Thread theme.

He was ok till Ted gave him a shout out
Since then?
Not so much

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Muh 60 mhz and iodine and shit

good

That might be a zombie, user.

>all non-life-sustaining businesses to close by 8 p.m.

thats more like it

You have to be 18 or older to post here
Reported

wich states?

>Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
>archive.is/OYnJ0

No. Yahoo news said that.

The CDC article they link to says "Among 508 (12%) patients known to have been hospitalized, 9% were aged ≥85 years, 26% were aged 65–84 years, 17% were aged 55–64 years, 18% were 45–54 years, and 20% were aged 20–44 years."

There's a big difference between "20% of youngsters hospitalized" and "20% of hospitalized are youngsters."

>something changed! something is different!
no

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nuclear mike oldfield only real thread theme

>It's like people need a certain number of dead before they wake up.
Unfortunately this

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Those southern east coast states. full of fucking idiots.

By March 27 according to my predictions...columns are infected, deaths, deaths per day

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this is anti-capitalist
Texas has fallen to the commies

But the Olympics are still a go.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-19/coronavirus-in-young-people-is-it-dangerous-data-show-it-can-be

Thanks krautbro. This time I don't have many new ones for you because I took a break for last 2 days

>1100 deaths in one day, not counting fake CCP numbers
It is literally more deadly than the flu now.

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;)

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wtf

Population is associated with both 5G and transmission capability. I live in a place where transmission from transient high population is highly likely, and we're just not seeing it. No 5G for days around any of the counties that should have it heavy by now.

Is it true that Sweden deliberately stopped announcing their numbers of infected to the public?

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>Brazilian states closing the borders with each others and withou the consent of the federal gov.
fucking based

Wfh.

Salary increases also got cancelled.

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Hi borthers and sasters, are we alive?

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mmm your skin looks delicious

nothingburgers btfo

sleeper cell CCP buying out all n95 respirator masks to ensure the spread of covid, the same thing happened here
needs looked into please, evidence of biological warfare need more evidence

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you're pretty cute. can i come in the hazmat suit?

rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/senator-dumped-stock-coronavirus-preparedness-970069/

>Senator Dumped Up to $1.6 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness

>Intelligence Chair Richard Burr’s sell-off came around the time he was receiving daily briefings on the health threat

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He is mostly right though. China's numbers are no doubt way down. This is what happens when you weld people into their homes. Of course believing them 100% is foolish given it's China we're talking about. But the numbers are certainly down.

He said today that UK gov confirms China's numbers? wtf is this? Never heard anything about that. Need more info on that.

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Didnt the prez test positive? Seems retarded to put so many athletes at risk

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TN reporting, I agree. Luckily I'm a NEET and my mom works from home. my dads business was smart and gave people PTO.
I'm stayin Comfy and got my shotgun within arms reach

5g is just shilling at this point. where's the evidence?

NC user reporting in, they just said police won't be sent out for non-voilent crimes.

Looting incoming boys. Stick to your guns NC anons. Wishimg you luck.

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what do I do with this information

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Dan Didios 5g gets the last laugh.

Hello Artyom, how are you doing comrade?

Why only 164k cases today? It's at 244k already.