Brit/pol/ - It's Happening Edition

> Boris Johnson updates the country on coronavirus
youtube.com/watch?v=AZSVBUcUZlM

> Bill summary
publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/58-01/0122/en/20122en.pdf

> Bill in full
publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/58-01/0122/20122.pdf

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>Answers promised after school shutdown confusion
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51956279

>40 London Underground stations to be closed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51946409

>Italy deaths rise by record 475 IN 24 HOURS
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51952712

>Europe sets up emergency lifeline worth billions
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51955389

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Ds4VuuF_QY
twitter.com/krystianzun/status/1240582996870168577
thesun.co.uk/news/11124543/coronavirus-pub-crawl-deliberately-spread-japan/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebarweb
youtube.com/watch?v=OIXY0yvnNHY&list=PLdlKjfbzZGdnUqDWlUsWXTKBuA2UQwimK
twitter.com/Marsh4LL1/status/1240702371132395521
youtube.com/watch?v=sN9gcEZMZO8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>muh 3.4% death rate

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think i have bollock cancer

Cauldron is 6/10, would have a pint with

youtube.com/watch?v=0Ds4VuuF_QY

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Moat was murdered

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Post your boogaloo stash lads.

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twitter.com/krystianzun/status/1240582996870168577

Imagine the smell

Wish i had money. I'm broke af.

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oh based boris, grant us NEETbux

probs just the sun shitposting but
>STUPOR SPREADER Coronavirus patient ‘goes on boozy pub crawl to deliberately spread deadly bug’ in Japan
thesun.co.uk/news/11124543/coronavirus-pub-crawl-deliberately-spread-japan/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebarweb

kek based nip.

LOISENCE?!?!?!?!

this is the real thread

i am honourable

PRAISE COVID

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Wheres commie-user? Want to hear more bout his views on fabians and if he reads phil greaves at all?

I think most of us are this month. Really shit timing desu

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>Convictions for knife possession up by a quarter in Gloucestershire as police blame ‘societal issues’
aka africans

youtube.com/watch?v=OIXY0yvnNHY&list=PLdlKjfbzZGdnUqDWlUsWXTKBuA2UQwimK

apparently he died

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>Muslim elders
S

Nice crossbow m8.
>'If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one'.

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I have nothing, been thinking about making a spear out of my barbell

I'm so fucked if London is quarantined

What is funny is how I thought this was a picture of young Eddie in the army

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Why on Earth would you want to hear a commie's views?

>gloucestershire
>blacks

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the virus has an effective death rate of 100% thanks to reinfection, so it's not surprising.

money is useless when you can't fucking buy anything

kamikaze

if only you knew how bad things really are

Eddie wishes he could of gone out a hero like Moat.

Lol you're mental lad, you are going to kill yourself with it because of how boring quarantine will be.
Please do not, please be well

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It's falling down

twitter.com/Marsh4LL1/status/1240702371132395521

Gloucester the city is spot the White man. The rural areas not so much

>oldham
not news

It's when all this over. Also, i don't have enough to pay bills.

where do working class lyrics come from

'the wind it just whips her and wails
and fills up her brigantine sails'

how do they even know what brigantine means

We looting yet?

that makes sense then, cheers lad

>I'm so fucked if London is quarantined
To be honest, London would benefit from a good chimp out.
Hopefully police with machineguns keep the brown hordes away from the nice old buildings and then they can raze the other half of the city, give the normals a redpill suppository and give us an excuse to put a few of them down.

Start training with the barbell as a quarter staff.

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fuck off mbongo/aziz

i always feel like a hamster in a cage when i sup wine from the upside down bottle

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His understanding of capital is better than most heres. Also it’s interesting to see the divisions in the left.

His failings are put the third world way way above his own ethnic group, which in turn makes any action impossible and plays into the hands of capital itself.

>airshit
Ngmitbqh

Lockdown when? anyone seen any more military presence?

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>Hopefully police

nope

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>28
>one bollock a bit bigger than the other since i was like 13
>dull "kicked in the bollocks" feeling in the bigger one for years
what's the diagnosis lads?

No I don't.

Shut up breadbin brrp brrp and that

despiiiiite all my rage I am steeeel just a hamsterinacaaaaaaage

Because not all working class people are idiots you idiot, they just aren't materialistic nobheads like middle class people.

i told you to be fucking careful
you have no idea what you are doing with these spells

>mfw

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*londonderry

It's twisted.

the truth about relationships with Niggers
>They're can't to contemplate the consequences of their actions
>This MOSTLY gets them put in Prison
>BUT women with Poor judgement mistake this 'care free' mentality as 'confidence'
>That poor judgement ends up getting her pregnant

>A this point either,
>The Nigger runs from the responsibilty of his child
>Or the Woman realises her mistake
>That he's not fit to be a farther, & wants to leave Him.
>Nigger usually then Chimps Out & Beats her
>Gets locked up
>Another Single Mother & fatherless family is created.
>No quality guy wants to raise some niggers mutts
>The mutt Children of course grow up to become delinquents.

DON'T ever let this happen to your daughter or sister.
It never ends well.

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Well I mean the real police, the ones that we keep around to look after the bankers and politicians who are systematically looting the nation, not the nonces who team up with paki groomers.

we all know no one will police the chimpout and no one will defend themselves against it, and there is no community to band together, etc

The line between civilisation and barbarism is small at the best of times.

youtube.com/watch?v=sN9gcEZMZO8