PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DIVINE RETRIBUTION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
youtu.be/OKopezb1ez4

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centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/a-coronavirus-recession-could-doom-trumps-reelection-chances/
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MAGA

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THIS WILL HAPPEN AFTER WE PASS THE BILL.

GOD IS WITH US.

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ERADICATE WOKE CAPITAL! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Can't wait to get my Trump bux. I'm gonna buy another MAGA hat to celebrate.

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The temptation to go to chinanigger places only rises by the day. I've not been going for like 2 solid months now.

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>Using my pic for OP

I am proud

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>an entire day of everyone shitting on the nigger memeflaggot
if only you knew how comfy I really am

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>NEETs only get 600 dollaridoos
bruh

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>56% face

MAGA
LOOKS LIKE I MAY GET ALL THE TRUMPBUX AFTER ALL

>Research fusee gelee and compatable models. Obtain online or ask dozens of game shops if they have a certain serial range then play the most MAGA gaems
Thank user, but on the chance that I can't find one what gaemus are good?

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>based on 2018 taxes
>job I had at the time payed about 25k-27k
FUCK YES

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MAGA. Ave Dominus Nox.

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>THIS ISN'T MAKING THE RICH RICHER
>HE'S GONNA LOSE THE UPPERCLASS VOTE, GOY
>SO YOU SUPPORT FULL BLOWN COMMUNISIM NOW, HUH?
>RICH ARE GONNA VOTE FOR CHINA BIDEN NOW, GOY
shills BTFO

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I hate fags more then I hate nignogs. If you are a faggot get your dirty diseased hell bound ass out of my way.

Apologise to the yang gang right now.

devilish

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NEETs should get spit on and nothing else

The metacritic list and the top selling charts are a good place to look but dragonquest builders and katana zero and emus are good.

bro why cover your moth and nose and not the rest like i don't like that cuz my breath gets hot and like if you're going that far just do the rest

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>tfw Trumpbux unite the right and the left against the ethiopian jewnigger

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>25k-27k

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i'm sure i know nothing being a humble moon cheese peddler but there probably was something similar i heard a couple days ago
absolute nonsense, this is so stupid

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Yep. And all it took was one day of media panic coupled with a handful of Governors shutting their states down. It's treasonous.

Japan is God's country.

Read the bill it says LEGAL children. Meaning children under 18. NEETs btfo yet again

anyone wanna cause a bank run?

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MORE THAN HALF OF CALIFORNIA TO BE INFECTED OVER THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS

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because I can't shitpost with my eyes covered, I come up for air once in a while

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>cover your moth

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I don't care what the reason is. He's earned hatred.

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NEETS ARE BACK ON THE DOLE BOYS

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This is a pretty ebin chance of a lifetime to have some fun, I've been watching and reading as much as I could. Get some learning in and have some fun.

For me, it's Dr. Thicc QT.

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why do people believe the WHO's claim of a 3.4% death rate? reality shows that this thing is much deadlier than that.

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welp time to nuke cali

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>NEETs should get spit on and nothing else
the NEET shall inerhit the earth. i leave my house maybe once a week and you wagies go to work all day and shake hands and probably buttsex because outside makes you gay and here i am with a diet bepis and tater chips laughing while you die of both the gay and the beer virus

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Ridiculous.

Reminder to repent and find God.

lol
gut punch to the progressive movement
no refunds, shitheads

>a wide swath of anons are anti-cannibal-pedophile
some of you guys are all right

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>we project that roughly 56% of our population
>56%

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WORK U FILTHY NEET

Moths are not for covering.
>t. your local Solar Moth Librarian

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so no neetbux
doesn't go to the salaried middle class
isn't welfare, so there is no wealth redistribution
only goes to people who filed taxes (no illegals and niggers)
devalues the dollar
breaks the left into two and destroys media narratives to boot
why should I not like this?

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>Trump will lose his reelection
>due to failing economy
>corona virus response being weak and too late
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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at this rate i'm gonna finish all the books i bought so fast lel, i'm gonna break quarantine this weekend and look around

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all of it, and more

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Fuck California and its large chink population

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The funny thing is, Trump doesn't need lobby money, so the donor class can be mad at him and it doesn't dent his support. The ones who are freaking out about Trumpbux are the politicians who rely on corporate lobbyists, the same lobbyists who made a killing on this bailout.

I want to believe

I'm in cali. I have a coof. I'm gonna smoke cigerettes and weed until I die. Please make sure the new world is bad ass

I wanna order a bucket of chicken and some pizza. Is it safe during coronavirus?

Because this shitty counter only counts confirmed cases and hospitals are only testing people that are already circling the drain.

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MAGA for Maggie

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Your not even trying anymore swedecuck!

god damn i'd pay good money to shit in her mouth and pee in her butt
i see your argument
counter: NO

There's so much more to read and movies to watch, it's great.

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at 0% interest he's stealing from the rich to give to the poor.

reeee

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>san fran homeless heroin addicts to be infected with coronu
let the zombie apocalypse begin

FDA is trying to Jew us: rollcall.com/2020/03/19/fda-walks-back-trump-claims-on-covid-19-drugs/

>this is what an instathot looks like
is it bad I find this fugly?

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This bullshit will blow over sooner rather than later

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I wouldn't mind a little weed right now honestly.

WE WILL TAKE BACK SOCIALISM FROM SHITHEAD LIBS
SOCIALISM BUT FOR WHITES
NATSOCBROS WW@?

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Did you think the corporate donor class hung out on here?

>GOOD NEWS GUISE I FINALLY STOPPED CREDITING OBAMA FOR THE ECONOMY!

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Gonna break the nation

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counter: yeah but still nah tho

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Pretty sure Trump already grabbed that pussy as his own

All govt agencies are always trying to exercise some form of kikery against western civilization

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Tell me about Israels nuclear weapons program

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Hopefully an economic black hole engulfs California from which there is no recovery and no escape while the rest of us sail along.

she got some boyish hips

nah like thots are ugly because they're attention whores but at the same time i'd wreck her shit but def not marry material

Everlasting.

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>WORK U FILTHY NEET
NO!

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sounds like abandoned property. Your systems belong to me now.

Well apparently not if they intend to keep government peoples inside for like a few months

“1% of Ohioans have corona Chan” wait never mind lol

no bottom

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KKK making a comeback?

Where the absolute fuck did he come up with that number?

would fugg

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If Trump doesn't take charge & force this they will screw it by saying "more research is needed" and the death toll will continue to climb.

...

>grabbed that pussy
i am pretty sure i said i'd shit in her mouth and pee in her butt. never said anything about pussy.

>why should I not like this?
It should not phase in for semi-NEETs. Anyone who filed should get the same amount.

Why don't you get a job

>is it bad I find this fugly?
whats ugly is her displaying herself in public like that.
if she were a chaste virgin when I married her, i'd impregnate that thing no problem 5 or 6 times.

U GOTTA

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California is not a state. I'd just as soon count Puerto Rico to make it 50.

I live in Texas. I work in a bar. I can’t work for at least two weeks due to mandatory shutdowns. My employer is telling me to file for unemployment as a furloughed worker. I don’t want to file for unemployment and I’m not going to if I’m going to get trumpbux.

Isnt her "boyfriend" gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg

I habe job

NEW FLOOR ZERO

SELL SELL SELL

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>/cvg/ really is gone
Holy shit. It's even better than the disease itself petering out.

My point was Trump's germophobia means you can't touch anything he's claimed

>Your not even trying anymore swedecuck!
centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/a-coronavirus-recession-could-doom-trumps-reelection-chances/
>A Coronavirus Recession Could Doom Trump’s Reelection Chances
REPENT TRUMPLETS

nah they're being held by family members that are too lazy or cheap to send me things
i'll get them back eventually but i don't really play a lot of vidya these days so i'm in no rush

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KILLL ALL WOMEN.

>Well apparently not if they intend to keep government peoples inside for like a few months
SHINE THEM BOOTSTRAPS BOYO
MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF BITS FOR POLISHING MY NEW NEET SUEDE SHOES

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>mfw /ptg/ discovered Chanel Rion today
niggas pls

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uh, where did it go/

Neetbux when???

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>send help

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twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1240273631604809728

Looks like pickle rick has got this bros

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she looks like a young john travolta

>China expelled their puppet outlets right when the link between them and CCP propaganda was being uncovered
Yea, they were expelled only a few days ago. Where was the "aggressive coverage" back in November. Oh right, you guys were pushing for impeachment to help destabilize the nation during a trade war.

And why didn't they aggressively ask the WHO nigger whether his retarded ass calculations were based in reality or propaganda?

if your household makes more than 100k you should be fine

>249066554
That little? I thought you needed to have something worth taking.