/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2291

► Detected: 244,526 ► Died: 10,009
► 4 people died since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
archive.is/L5SUi

Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
archive.is/c4191

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
archive.is/agOPR

U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
archive.is/CK7co

Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
archive.is/1M2WG

>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

Virus affects blood circulation
archive.is/evvHT

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
archive.is/W9vNf

>REMINDER
All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>LATEST CASES
22:03: 1 new death in Austria.
21:24: 114 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
21:05: 184 new cases in Norway.
21:00: 1,861 new cases and 108 new deaths in France.
20:53: 276 new cases and 7 new deaths in Switzerland.
20:50: 2,226 new cases and 13 new deaths in Germany.
19:25: 816 new cases and 63 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/L5SUi
nu.nl/coronavirus/6038856/minister-bruins-treedt-af-de-jonge-neemt-coronadossier-over.html
mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1240738367064735744
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1235056609291689985
windy.com/-Show---add-more-layers/overlays?so2sm,29.277,112.830,7
bitchute.com/video/Ue8XfUyHq4aE/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

*coof*

I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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>250k already
didn't we only hit 200k yesterday?

>known as "Mother of the devil" in China.
>Has researched and modified viruses for over a decade.
SAY SOMETHING NICE TO CORONACHAN'S MOM

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Its over isn't it?

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>>NEWS
>Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
>archive.is/L5SUi

fucking pussy stepped down
nu.nl/coronavirus/6038856/minister-bruins-treedt-af-de-jonge-neemt-coronadossier-over.html

When will Michigan call martial law or something?

Scheduled to go back to work Monday and i really dont want to.

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Wake me up when 6 million kikes have died form this Wu-Flu, before that I call it a nothingburger pandemic that is a big somethingburger in the EFFECTS it causes. Designed and released by fucking kikes and Chinese Commies (controlled by kikes) and hyped up by kike controlled gubahments and MSM to crash the world economy and bring about their mutt-shithole-crapsack dystopia aka NWO. That's what's happening here.

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I don't want lung damage bros.

CHINA HAD MURDERED THE INHABITANTS OF WUHAN
mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1240738367064735744
AND BURNED THEIR FUCKING BODIES
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1235056609291689985
windy.com/-Show---add-more-layers/overlays?so2sm,29.277,112.830,7

AND NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
AND EVERYONE BELIEVES THEM
AND GATES WANTS TO IMPOSE MICROCHIP IMPLANTS FOR VACCINES

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ANYMORE

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Things about to explode in southern Italy. Good job telling everyone about the quarantine before hand so they could flee the north.

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Festering nigger diarrhea?

Oh wait Sweden is still opting for herd immunity? Lmao. How long until they reverse course like everyone else?

Spain, US, bongland, Netherlands and Sweden get ready to become the new Wuhan / Bergamo

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BE CAUTIOUS: A FAKE AND A FRAUD
>believes china's numbers
>"call me naive then"
>but doesn't believe africa's numbers KEK
>speaks highly of trumps efforts

What a disappointment

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Prepare the 250k corona-chan update

Never

Remember when 1k infected in a day felt like a lot

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pretty much everything we've said would happen since 2015

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>Research funded by USAID

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>WHEN DR. BONNIE CRIES BOOMERS DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:(

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Then stop smoking. No reason to worry that the Chinese sniffles will fuck up your lung.

All of Italy is under military lockdown

is the ADE shit meme or real? Has there been a single ADE case in Europe?

We're working on it.

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Complete the pattern.

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>quarantine in argentina

NOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO DO
IM ONLY MARRIED TO MY WIFE BECAUSE OF HER DICK SUCKING SKILLS AND CANT BE LOCKED IN WITH HER AND HER SON FOR DAYS IM GOING TO GO CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fake. Chinese only want to know what things taste like after they've tortured them for 30 minutes.

>mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1235056609291689985
Fug :D

They're all just sleeping user

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>0 zombies

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That is very probable. That would be their way to deal with things. They are literal bugmen and care shit about their people. If 1 million chinks die, so what?

On the other hand, they're locked down by the *italian* military.

That's what makes it a happening, it was never about how many people drop but how it effects everything else

To soon to tell, ADE would depend on antibodies and their depletion rate as well as enough infected to get reinfected

i don't smoke. the virus DOES give you lung damage adolf.

Ages ago, before the lockdown, people knew there were going to be quarantines so everyone left the Northern regions and now cases are going to rise fast elsewhere.

250k soon, will we see a new lewd coronachanedit?

its too late at that point. then they will try to escape to neighbouring countries.

Coworker just tested positive for corona. What should I do about it pol? Hunt some bats?

Looks like it.
Different world now, I suppose.
No virus can kill everybody, though.
I would have liked to have found out who REALLY built the pyramids. I suppose some future civilization is going to blame that one on us...cos we built all the other giant shit left lying around.
Ironic they made it through 2 collapses of civilization, eh?

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Imagine it being March and still thinking that Windy.com has ever used live satellite data for SO2.

You realize even if you recover you still get permanent lung damage right?

That would be good news. If it actually kills a significant percentage of the kike elite, then it really is what you guys make it appear to be. In Germany this is the most boring happening ever and people are literally upset with it and fucking angry. Nobody I talked to buys this shit.

Cough on everything

OP HERE

Argiebro is back, his thread is here:

I'll stick around and start baking again when he's done.

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SPREAD THE COOF
WHO SAID THAT WHEN OUR BATS GET IT, ITS OVER
GANBATTE user

>DOES
the study that showed that indicated it was temporary and it was with patients who already had compromised pulmonary systems
no evidence so far on fibrosis in the lungs which would be permanent damage

>+5,322 spaghettis
>+4,216 burgers
>+3,308 paellas
>+2,993 bratwursts
>+1,861 snails
Bros wtf these numbers are spooky

Does having worms helps prevent cytokine storms?

Out of interest, does anyone have any numbers of the estimates bodies, number of crematoriums and time spent? I'm working on some non-related calculations which could benefit from some real-world data.

Many Italians died for this thread...

Some schizo posted this in another thread and it gets pretty interesting towards the end.

bitchute.com/video/Ue8XfUyHq4aE/

Thoughts?

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I'm numb to all these happenings. Shit's not going fast enough

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salsa

Sauce on that? It can happen, yeah, As with many other respiratory diseases. I read the studies. I also read the studies who say that most cases are almost asymptomatic or progress literally just like a mild flu.

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They're just sleeping bro, very tired from being at home all day.

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Can any pastabros report how strong is the hatred against China within the general public in Italy right now?

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Why are there 2 of these threads right now?

For the $1200 Trumpbucks, Is the $75,000 limit for adjusted gross income?

If I file as a dependent under my parents (>$130,000) will I still get the aid?

I coofed in the mayor's secretary of health, but she probably already had it at this point.

Imagine the real numbers if everyone got testet