Congrats Pennsyltucky on being the first state with 80% unemployment!

I think it's businesses like gas stations, grocery stores, pharmacies, doctors offices, and wawa.

I work in health care.
I get half time and full pay.

Feels good.

There's a list mate.

gas stations aren't life-sustaining though

PSA this includes the sale of firearms. It is now illegal to buy or sell firearms in Pennsylvania because it's not "lifesaving" business.

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"VAT? Vat is ziss? It's anudda' Shoah, I tell you. Send 6 gorillion to my address below or I'll call you anti-Semitic!"

twelve people in pittsburgh have a cough so we're shutting down everything?

Is this bullshit even constitutional? I WILL NOT COMPLY!!!!! If you want some freedom burgers come to melon park we're having a BBQ.

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Both open

Well then either Q is real and Trump is gonna save us, or we're all fucked.

I live in the worst city in the worst state of America. FML. And fuck this faggot fucking kike governor with his faggot voice and bald head.

No.
Just no small private businesses.
If you are a corporation it's all good.

>wawa
lol

not a big deal here, we all own guns already

Keep doing it anyways, fuck him.

ok so how the fuck is that going to do anything. everyone still has to go the grocery store.

Well, at least the beer distributors remain open. I'm good.

You need it for your cars to be able to get supplies. Pretty sure they're all still open, the food parts of them might not be.

Montgomery County here, no cops, just fedex or amazon prime trucks driving around. Ordered some McDonald’s for lunch, qt was the deliverer.

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I'm wishing I got at least another bottle of liquor cause fuck my life. I've been drinking every day since my shit went online and this can last me two weeks but if it goes on longer me and Tommy Wolf gonna have a problemo.

pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15909642/2020/03/20200319-Life-Sustaining-Business.pdf

How to Fight Covid-19!::
quarantine and curfews
suspend Constitution
mass unemployment
shutter all commerce and sources of income
Seize cars, guns and property
> PAY YOUR RENT, MORTGAGE AND STUDENT LOANS , GOY!!!

Pennsylvania literally has an entire population of people who don't use cars and didn't die as a result of lacking gas

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You can still get beer/wine at some grocery stores though.
>qt was the deliverer
Nice.
That's true. But I'm in a rural area just outside suburbs and the gas stations are all open. Cheap gas too.

well, at least he thought of the children

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52 fucking people have this shit. FIFTY FUCKING TWO

om my god, imagine he horror of being #53

Yeah but I drink liquor. I will move to beer if needed but prefer mixed drinks.
t. alcoholic who has high tolerance

Wolf will destroy this state.

applies only to ffls though, any ffl could trash his ffl logout the inventory out as his own and still sell the shit on a person to person basis so long as its not his primary day to day business.

Beaver County reporting in. Gonna enjoy the free vacation.

I live in Delaware but work in pa, move boss said we are closed tomorrow but will reopen on Monday. He said Tom wolf is a faggot kike.

It was his obvious next step. I don't know why you niggers are surprised. It'll be the same story in your states soon. Also fuck Wawa. Literal trash. Sheetz master race.

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I work at the medical center, fuck my life and wish me luck

Royal farms nigga

MontCo here. I need a money order tomorrow and I get the feeling the Post Office will be a mile long.

With Trumpbux + Unemployment I make enough to live ok for now so as long as my boss doesnt try and jew his way into staying open its comfy hours.

Might grab a cheesesteak from Spatola's for dinner

Had scrapple for breakfast and I'm smoking my own bacon tomorrow. Have dozens of eggs in the fridge. Trying to avoid the grocery store or go in non peak hours.

Indiana county reporting in. Gf decided to stay in Indiana instead of going home to her parents so we're playing house. Indiana is really nice when the college kids are all gone. Supply chains recovered already so my gf stopped worrying as much. I have my guns, my PC, my weed, and my gf. I'm pretty comfy all in all.

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Is it true they're doing drive through testing at some places, but you need a doctors note to get it?
My bro has asthma and is experiencing either allegories or the beginning of flu symptoms and he can't get a test unless he goes to a doctor first. But then his asthma doctor said he didn't sound bad enough so he can't get one. Now he's going to the regular doctor to see if they'll let him.
I'm fine with just beer so I'm comfy.
It's more than that bro. I think it's past 100.

Knock her up.

Nice.
>I have my guns, my PC, my weed, and my gf
Damn, based.

whats it like to own a fire arm?

>all of this to stop the flu
madness. oh well.

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Godspeed user, tell my brother (who is 350lbs) I said hi when Coronachan hospitalizes him at age 30

Based Royal Farms poster

Yeah i heard that on the radio, trump saying anyone can get a test was a flatout lie. You have to be referred because we are saving the tests for those who "need them" like having mild symptoms and being a supre spreader isnt something society should know about

Yes to this.

its gonna get crazy.

im sure electricity is considered life sustaining as some people literally require it to live, including those on ventilators

My landlord is threatening with eviction if I don’t pay at the end of March. If I ever find a way to New Mexico I’m going to make an accident happen.

That seems like a state-by-state thing though. There's enough tests, the states or counties just aren't letting anyone take it.
He just wants to know because his asthma puts him at risk of having more than just little to no symptoms from the virus.

Good luck, user. I work in nuclear, but not at a plant atm so I got lucky and it's not essential. Medicine must be hell right now and it's gonna get worse.

Pretty great ngl. I mean regardless if you carry for protection or not, I think shooting guns is fun. I enjoy hunting and going out too the range. I do carry because I'm not retarded. Once this whole thing is over move to America. Most of PA is really nice. I've been to alot of places and hiked alot of trails but there's nothing like the Appalachian mountains.

holy shit the Keystone State just flew over my house!

what could I do there?

Actually his order specifically mentions coal mines. But no power won't be turned off. If it does then things have gotten way worse and that's the least of your worries.

Chinese students brought their filthy coof here and now we all must suffer.

peace of mind

Be free.

This. But it’s all a show, they are masters of deception. It seems like Q is good and right but it’s all a show. Have fun starving to death

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Beer is life sustaining

Allowed to stay open are gas stations, grocery stores, beer distributors, drugstores and building materials stores. Restaurants and bars can continue to offer carry-out, delivery and drive-thru food and drink service, but not dine-in service.

Businesses under shutdown orders range from coal mines to building contractors to many types of manufacturers, plus professional offices including law firms and accounting offices.

Retailers ordered to close include car dealers, clothing stores, furniture stores, florists, office supply stores and lawn and garden stores.

Idk depends on your skillset. There's plenty of trade work. Pittsburgh is vying to become the new silicon valley. Same work you could find over there you can find it here.

The recommendations to risk stratify who gets tested comes straight from the cdc. Maybe he will get one if he has compelling indications but either way have to talk to some Jew in a lab coat first

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