/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2290

Her ass

>Died: 10,007

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>Get a letter from work
>We don't have to come in for at least 3 weeks
>Still retain 96% of salary
u jelly burgers

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Sweden

After all this is over China will need to pay.

children

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>whatcha doing all by your lonesome scott

Someone didn't have the paper loicence

OI MATE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT BOG ROLL?

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Does anyone here know of any novel novels about novel viruses?

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Bros...
I think I'm fucked.

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youtu.be/MTAEIhOWChs

Corona happening LARP is a dead meme

A bit if only because my mandatory paid vacation is still like 2 weeks away

O S L O
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>deaths: over 10,000
>keks: endless

Corona-chan

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>Wuhan at Night
Lights out. City empty. Millions are dead.

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571

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How long has it been stuck on 10,007? Nothing burger

Over 25k cases today, whats it gonna be in a month?

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Based and memepilled.

+1 internet

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here
youtube.com/watch?v=BtN-goy9VOY&attr_tag=W_EBtvPOYBRmQpMY:6

Why did you post a picture of an Australian man?

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Her butthole

Sweet now u can actually watch your wife take bbc cumloads in her fuck holes instead of just fapping to the videos of your wife taking bbc cumloads

Empanadas shop.

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Kinda impressed there are no scavengers

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gorillions

I implore any drawafag to add veins to her

PLS I BEG YOU

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what site is that, karl hans fritz?

I'll bake next OP user, gotta update stuff

Where do you get these statistics I want to watch Americans die?

Based!!

That butthole

THREAD CELLULAR DIVISION HAPPENING FASTER THAN THE ACTUAL CORONA

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pause

BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU
>BE SAVED user, QUICK BEFORE SHE COOFS ON YOU

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Kenyan niggers stone a chink suspected of having coronavirus to death after the chink refused to get tested.

254news.live/suspected-chinese-with-covid-19-stoned-to-death-in-nyali-mombasa-after-she-failed-to-go-to-hospital/

>A 32 year old Chinese female has been stoned to death by residents in Nyali Mombasa after she was suspected to have signs of covid 19 virus and failed to go to hospital for testing
>The Chinese is said to have chipped in a supermarket to buy daily necessities where the supermarket attendants noticed that she was having signs of the virus
>The supermarket attendants said that the female victim was coughing ,and was also having some difficulty with breathing .This is when one of the attendants who noticed the signs, signaled the other attendants which later raised the alarm.
>The supermarket attendants are said to have escaped and shouted that their was a Chinese with signs of the deadly virus
>The Chinese refused the accusations saying that she was not positive for the virus and that she would not attend any health facility for further testing
>The Nyali residents are said to have been angered by the utterance from the 32 year old Chinese and stoned her to death.

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Put it in the mouth too, for good measurement

What's an empanada?

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>implying I'm not an autistic undesirable who could actually get someone to dislike me enough to get a bull
You assumptions of me are false and the insults ineffective

>Wants Oslo
I'll sell it to you for some legos. Nothing but swedish baristas and somalis there anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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>fixed

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>20 minutes of a boomer coping
It never ends, does it?

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ARGENTINA UNDER LOCKDOWN AFTER TODAYS MIDNIGHT
FUCK ALL YOU NOTHINGBURGERS

>no gloves
ngmi

Watched this last night, was pretty bad.

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I see it's already too late

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I'll trade you Oslo for Lolland-Falser

>less than 20 000 deaths

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how many days?

Based gook

never

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mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1240738367064735744

this kills the wumao

>10k deaths
>we knew it was already this bad in the US but have numbers now
Remain indoors like other user has warned us for weeks now, shopping in crowds will expose you to the virus!

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God I hope Corona-chan absolutely fucks Tower Hamlets

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>Coofing a lot
>Still go to my doctors appointment at the hospital
Who else /superspreader/

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tfw got extended family in Buenos Aires
Hope they make it

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is that wikipedia? Link please

BC TIMBITS:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ity1FImrcTs

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Do you know the answer? Fatass isn't answering me.

based Dane

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Not sure how I should draw veins.

Thank you!

why are Pepiczki so based? i heard you cannot leave home without masks and army's patrolling the streets. also no death in your country yet even though you have more cases than us. i bow to you czech bros

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Sorry folks, but this shit is OVER

Widespread testing combined with Chloroquine+Zpack treatment is the end of coronavirus, it's just a matter of ramping up production now. This will all be over by summer

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Jennie is so cute

Lets add some more

>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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They are just sleeping bro. Forever.

HAPPENING IN THE NETHERLANDS
Minister Bruins for Medical Care has resigned. The VVD minister, who is responsible for tackling corona, among other things, will stop because of overtiredness. He has spoken to the doctor and his recovery appears to take longer than a few days.

muh overtiredness look how fake he acts
nos.nl/artikel/2327654-oververmoeide-minister-bruins-medische-zorg-treedt-af.html

I need either a hazmat suit or face mask edit

Baked or fried pastry and filling. I like the ones with cow meat and the ones with ham and cheese the better, but there are dozens of different fillings.

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thank god I'm fucking over waking up everyday to a happening.

DIY paper masks: yay or nay?

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the president said a death is incoming very soon, either way people are still acting fucking stupid

and when people go back to work, it'll start spreading again, and the cycle continues

I'M DOING MY PART

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>south america
>make it
Bro...

I can't propperly read the fucking threads

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>Zpack
what is an antibiotic used for treating bacterial infections gonna do to a virus?

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Holocough

Mayor of Chicago live statement
youtube.com/watch?v=7gfi7XQpi5g

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>by summer
It's just now the first day of spring user. We have hard times ahead yet even if your idealistic narrative is correct.

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Well fuck me
There are millions dead. Do our governments know? Probably, right?

spring break FOREVER bitches!! woOhoOoo!

nay, dont do fuck all

t. phd student

try this out
hgis.uw.edu/virus/

Until 31 of March (pero se puede extender)

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Is Corona chan going to gain +1 rank everyday now that she is hitting her stride?

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That's not an novel.

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really? i thought it was a total lockdown over there, can you share more pepiczek? polaki are retarded, everyone's out in the streets with their kids, old people coofing at each other in the grocery stores etc.

Looks good

sleepy sleepy city nothing more to see here

40 cases? FUCKING LIES

she looks like a pug

>CA predicting that 56% of the people here are going to get infected.

well, I had a good run boys.

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Why won't they go out? I'd rather die and get shot instead of dying while being welded down in my house..

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200320/k10012341111000.html
The Chinese doctor whistleblower is back in the news. Authorities being criticized for the way they punished him.

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Give NPCs a little more cope and hope

>244427 infected
>10009 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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can any one tell me the current situation in china

does anyone have a source for chloroquinine that doesnt require a prescription? i looked around a month ago when prepping but couldnt find anything besides chinese aquarium shit i didnt trust.

>Zpack
>An antibiotic for a virus

pretty based neighbourhood

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A type of pastry that is usually fried or baked and usually stuffed with something like meat, chicken, potatoes, etc.

China hits out at peruvian Nobel laureate Mario Vargas Llosa over 'prejudiced' virus article

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F

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i mean its only airborne in the way that droplets that contain the virus can linger in the air, so i guess it would be better than nothing for someone who has the virus, right because the droplets stay in the paper if you cough or sneeze

Her butthole

>Gypsies start to scream in Barcelona and beg to be left back here
>most of them are fucking boomers
Maybe this virus is our salvation. Thank you CCP

>Lori Lightfoot
>Lightfoot
She looks like a cryptid creature too.

It hasn't even realy begun in the US

>be NEET
>literally nothing has changed

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Let's go to weather.

Tonight, partly cloudy. A 40% chance of thunderniggers. Highs in the upper spics.

Tomorrow, mostly cloudy. An 80% chance of thunderniggers. Some thunderniggers may be severe with niggernados possible. Highs in the lower wops

>Give NPCs a little more cope and hope
thats what the guidelines about washing your hands is about

i thought tuberculosis became treatable long ago.
how's it still killing so many people?

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Thank you

When did they start electing so many politicians that look like the evil people in horror movies?
That woman seriously looks like a demon

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CHINA HAD MURDERED THE INHABITANTS OF WUHAN
mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1240738367064735744
AND BURNED THEIR FUCKING BODIES
mobile.twitter.com/hopeseekr/status/1235056609291689985
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

the 300 first to die is the oldest that don't get treatment.

I hope you happooners are happy, no turning back now

The lad is already dead. It's too late.
Fuck China.

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Bad body count? Or bad acting?

So in addition to prepping with my family the past few weeks and getting tons of canned/jarred foods and other supplies, I've been keeping my own secret prep since December. Should I feel weird about keeping it secret at this point? We've already got so much and I don't wanna be like "oh hey heres like 100 more lbs of food i've been hoarding in secret long before you started"

pic not my stash

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It seems like I might have a chance to order supplies for one full year, but it would take at least somewhere around 4-5 days to get them delivered. And that would also mean possibly infected courier dropping them 20 meters from my house, and I'd had to carry them into a warehouse by myself. Is the risk worth taking? Finland currently has over 400 confirmed cases, so the real number of infected is probably at least 10k. I currently have supplies for three months, and have been in lockdown for around three weeks. What should I do?

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>NIGGER reports first case

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Nothing wrong with hope, but dealing with the situation in a mature and realistic fashion is just as important

1m confirmed deaths when?

Summary. The higher up Chinese government officials are planning to bring down a punishment on the local government officials that had him killed.

1 word: niggers

third world countries

this. what a nothingburger virus. i'm #TeamEbolaChan now

Based

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same situation, except they are all wearing a mask

its not a total lockdown, nobody enforces it anywhere besides the capital and bigger cities, im from a small town and people are walking outside in groups like its nothing, especially the fucking zoomer retards

>20% INCREASE IN BC

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Anyone have the Italian ICU videos?

They're already dead Pieter

next year china will be denying that wuhan even existed

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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the ccp headquarters should be nuked. china must pay.

Is that king nigger's sister?

sounds like dr henry is going to cry?

>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD
Jews and bugmen.

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UPDATE from PERU: first dead from coronachan

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Oooooooooo that's not what they meant!

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its gonna take a while, expect countries to go into a shutdowns with curfews like in Wuhan, number of cases wont increase for a while
but such a shutdown cant be sustained for long and when people start going back to work, eating at restaurants etc, the numbers will start going up again

boomer retards were screaming "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!" at the borders for not being allowed it. only shame here is on them for wanting to come back in the country while being fucking carriers.

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The dead are burning in Wuhan, and all the other Chinese Virus cities. Millions.

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Flint assembly workers told to drop their tools and leave. They were supposed to strip out the production line but a worker tested positive a few hours ago. Panic in the plant.

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It was boring.

What he's not telling you is that the hospital he's going to is in Sweden

Hold it back and see how dumb they are with what they have. If they scoff through it quick, let them have a couple of days of rumbly tummy before you go
>TaDaaaaaa!

Because, if you don't catch TB in time, it's becomes a life long aliment.
There's a time limit for when a person can be cured of TB , miss the time limit and you have it for life, and can still spread the shit . Chicago still has a major problem with TB in their nigger communities

Mandate of Sniffles

the livestream numbers are horseshit, it displays 15 recoveries in Poland while only 1 patient has been confirmed to have recovered so far.

this guy is not sincere

>believes Chinas number
>"call me naive then"
>but doesn't believe African numbers KEK
>speaks highly of trump's efforts

This is all his latest video for thursday. What a fake

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Told you total lockdown in argentina and you didnt believe me...

That's a woman?

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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oh that makes sense, almost forgot about those.

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>bottom heavy

mein gott

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