Welp. Looks like Yas Forums Americans won't get any money. They always claim they make 200k a year...

Welp. Looks like Yas Forums Americans won't get any money. They always claim they make 200k a year, have an IQ of 200 and a 12 inch dick.

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Nice thread fag

>Based on the 2018 tax return
Based on the return I filed in April of 2018 for 2017, or the one from April 2019 for 2018?

>adds $500 per child
So essentially based neets are getting paid and wagies are just gonna have to suck it up and seethe?

April 2019 for 2018 you brainlet. Enjoy your 1200.

I have a 13 inch dick

>They always claim they make 200k a year, have an IQ of 200 and a 12 inch dick.
13 inch dick. Get it right.

>I'm getting 1200 inflationbux
Yippee! I can't wait to spend it and thus buoy the economy!
Oh, no, everything's closed! I GUESS I CAN'T SPEND MY INFLATIONBUX ON ANYTHING MEANINGFUL AND WILL INSTEAD JUST SHOVE IT IN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT!

WHAT if you didn’t file taxes in 2018?

If I didn't file a return (because I'm a full-time uni student), do I get any $?

is this just one payment or multiple payments?

no gibs for you

>Tfw make too much money for a check

Seeing as for black and brown people disproportionately benefit from this, is Yas Forums now a socialist board?

FUCK! I only started working last year so I guess they'll send my parents a $500 check

>mfw I didn’t file for 2018 because my first job was in the spring of 2019 (working at the Quinnipiac poll)

Will I get my trumpbux I am a retard and I was never thought taxes in school

Ooooof I didn’t do my taxes in 2018

>tfw didn't file my taxes last year because I've been off with an injury
>paid out thousands in taxes every year for 7 years but didn't file last year but still paid 99 taxes, but since I missed 1 I get nothing

I'm bitter. I refused unemployment because I had savings to ride it out, and now I get nothing.

Btw this is just a proposal, I imagine it will be different

Looks like every Loqueesha with 20 kids is going to get over $10k in gibs in a lump sum payment.

lol no gibs for you

april and may

Well, looks like I'll finally have money to spend on treating my granny to a nice, romantic dinner before fucking her brains out.

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>Americans

FUCKING FAGGOTS

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Please respect your granny.

Europe (including Sweden, Finland, and Norway) is a third world continent.

It’s only for people who are employed I think

>we make 100k+
>we live paycheck to paycheck

>I can't save money from the hundreds of thousands I made in the last few years Im so pissed
LOOOL

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>I refused unemployment because I had savings to ride it out
Only have yourself to blame. Let this be a lesson to you: existence is awful, and the system exists for no reason other than to fuck people. Take what you can, and/or suffer.
Hope your mysterious year-long injury improves.

Trump really needs that black vote

GET FUCKED NEW YORK NIGGER

>UH NOO I HAVE A DECENT JOB WHY DONT I GET FREE MONEY BOOO BOOO

LOLLLL

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Why should I? She wants to be treated like a filthy whore in bed, totally submissive (like a cumslut) to my cock. White power! My granny would never fuck niggers like OP, she only wants my Aryan shaft.

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They probably live in Californian or Northeast cities, in San Francisco you are considered low income with a salary of 100,000 cause the tribesmen who shall not be named so not allow housing to be built in their neighborhoods so prices go up

Easily possible in any urban area.

Yeah I know, I tried to be a moral fag and not be a leech and it's come back to punish me.

I suffered a bad chest injury and it fucked up the muscles, it's finally getting better but my physical therapy has been cancelled because of this pandemic bullshit.

>quit job to help grandmother take care of grandfather who has Alzheimers
>didn't take any gov't gibs because pride
>so had no income, and thus didn't file income tax
>now have my own business and filed taxes already for this year

fml

Well guess I ain't getting shit. Was looking forward to some extra money. We have savings but I'm going to be missing paychecks just like everyone else

You can file taxes even if you don't make anything, in fact, you should. It prevents the IRS from trying to fuck you over unfiled taxes. Legally, you don't have to, but to CYA always file tax returns even if you will owe nothing/make nothing.

lmao

>hat
>indoors
Flag checks out

What the fuck. So they will basically take the working man's tax money and give it to leeches?
Disgusting. Either everyone gets some, or no one.

No bux

Who else going to take check to bank cough on it before handing it to teller. Then when teller gives money cough on the money then ask them to break a larger bill smaller so they have to handle the coughed on money too?

I know I'm going to .

Sometimes I wear my grannies used panties so that I can have fap material tk jack off at work. She lets me do it. I lick the panties thoroughly while jerking it and then come in the panties. I bring it back to her and she wears it. We repeat the cycle for about a week before washing it. I love my fucking granny, and I also love fucking my granny.

Amerimutts on pol are literally live roleplaying trailer park hicks with no post secondary education by and large they're a joke.

Hahahahahaha liberal city fags BTFO.
This is only going to flyover Americans.

I was a poor fag grad student that made less than the amount to file in 2018. So how will I get my trumpbux? (I am still a poorfag grad student).

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Yeah, I know now.

Note that if you have 0 income all around you can't e-file. So best to have made a few hundred or whatever for convenience.

NEETs on welfare get nothing from this, and if you consider 75k and under leeches, you need to hang immediately.

I have a trust fund so don’t pay taxes anyway. It’s cool, my money is fine in stocks still.

wait, i thought i wouldn't get anything since i'm on ssi. But I worked in 2018 for a short while. Damn did i luck out then?

so my wife and i collectively make >100k - are we fucked like the neets are?

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Garbage

Commies are commies until they make good money, then suddenly they want more of their own money.

Why would you ever refuse unemployment or any kind of work comp when you are unemployed?

>minimum filing amount is $12,200 if under 65

>mfw live with my parents and make $50k and this will just be expendable income for me

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You can file taxes without an income, and the majority of welfare leeches (and illegals) do so in order to receive handouts. They're gonna get a check.

I wasn't injured on the job so I couldn't get Work comp, and I was a pride filled fool that refused unemployment.

fucking bullshit.
Made 195-205k last year (self employed) and I paid $50k in taxes and now they are going to give it to a bunch of bottom feeders. (I made $35k the year before) and for 2019 probably 125k (didn't file yet).

At this point hoping the whole USD crashes and we can have a reset

>Made less than $75k in 2018
>Gross income over $100k this year
Joke’s on you, Gubmint. Gimme them Coronabux

Not him, but damn. Was hoping to use that to either buy into the stock market or buy my first car

>what is Amazon
>what is rent
>what are groceries

Thanks for the kek krautfag. Needed it

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>1200 dollars
>Especially since I stay at home with my parents yet still work two jobs
Fuck yeah bros

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Yas Forums mad because everyone here is under 18

>Tfw I get 1200 Trumpbux

I'M READY BOIS
LET'S INFLATE THIS ECONOMY

Aye my ex wife
Legally got my 2018 tax return

Most of us are in our 20s tho.

Fuck this. I gotta help pay for it but I get nothing.

You get nothing

I won't get anything either under this so that's lame.

>tfw made under 75k in 2018 but make 90k now
it's trumpbux time lads!!!

You can file taxes and say you made no money

>own my own business
>suck at it
>dont draw a paycheck
>no trump bux or business bailout for me
FML

Damn, what are you doing user?

People who filed 2018 taxes that hit a certain financial requirement.

>At this point hoping the whole USD crashes and we can have a reset
You'll be pleased soon then

Seethe harder

I’ve got a big Great Britain vacation I’ve been planning and I needed another 2k, so this is a good chunk of that relieved.