PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALWAYS ACCUSE THE ENEMY OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING EDITION /ptg/

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MAGA

MAGA

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>the blood of fiscal conservatives is used as the ink base for the money printer
>neocon boomers mostly dead
>even the weak willed "Tea Party" shitheads have bent the knee
>"foriegn" threat that is difficult to quantify and allows expansion of powers for indeterminate time
>failing industries (like Boeing) that could be state owned
>closed borders
IT IS NEARLY HERE
SOCIALISM, BUT FOR WHITE PEOPLE
NATSOCBROS WW@?

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If you need money and you don't have work right now then you should go find work instead of posting on Yas Forums. Doing otherwise is completely retarded. Go work.

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>taking that sweet Trumpbux to the bunker.

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>ignores the irony
It's because you are getting paid in tax dollars you fucking glownigger.

Inb4 shills call me a bum because the government shut my place of employment down and inb4 shills tell me to go apply for jobs in the middle of a media induced panic

easier said than done
>inb4 just do it

Looks like I’m eligible for trumpbucks

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>tfw no OAN gf

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republicanleader.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/CARES Act Final - Mar 2020.pdf

Key Provision for Trumpbux
>$1,200 check per person
>Phases out starting $75K income
>Lowered $5 for each extra $100
>Add $500 per child
>No $ for incomes $99,000+

and an important one
>Based on 2018 tax return

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twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1240743971082682376

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Nuking of China now!

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youtube is not working, am i the only one with this problem

Fedora is a literal retard.

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>go apply for jobs while all the businesses are closed
This shill is bad at his job

> TOP JEJ, THAT WAS TONE DEATH AS FUCK
It surprises me it didn't get ratio'd. Same thing happened here in Portugal

> stuck at home? Just relax at the pool, take a stroll at your manor and visit the servant quarters to kill some time

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If it is so great then go get paid in tax dollars by working

It's not anything complicated whatsoever. Leave this place right this moment and go seek out any work you can.

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I doubt the gov is going to take over businesses. It's not really fair for businesses that rely on people moving to just hand over the keys after the gov tells people to stop moving.

SOAK THE DEGENERATES!

We need more money for Trumpbux!

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There are other businesses and money making ventures open that you could be engaging in but you choose not to.

>it's tethered to taxes
well at least that's better than what was being proposed to begin with, but with a return cap it's still redistribution, and it's still avoiding the problem and furthering another one
>eligible to anyone paying taxes in 2020
well i qualify surprisingly. it's still not a good idea

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>Implying he doesn't do it..........FOR FREE.

MAGA

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>based on 2018 tax returns
OH THANK GOD YES

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Like what

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>muh government never did anything bad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea-Spray

If you need a rope around your neck because you're a pedophile and shouldn't be online grooming

>just do it
called it

Why is this robutt so smug?

That depends on your area and skills, if it were me I would be sending out hundreds of emails and botting.

Because one of the tech spies recently arrested in the US and Canada who transferred virus strains to the lab in wuhan

CHA
CHING
BABY!

It's a literal government glownigger telling you this.
He doesn't even try to deny it. He is the biggest fucking leech in the thread.
He is a kike, he would never do it for free. However, he does know how to be a parasite and then act mightier than those he is leeching from.

Not so fast! Just because the gov told you not to work doesn't mean you can't sell your children into sex slavery or sell a kidney! Maybe you should be more independent minded?

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I am surely laughing my ass off here (IRL, out loud, to the point my wife is looking at me puzzled). You either is pulling a "worst baker controversy maker" on purpose or by accident but this is the funniest thing I've seen in this thread since
> cereal is a soup

Sadly I can't steal this one, it is a "one man monologue", there is no way to jump in and participate but I tip my hat to you: pure despair being spread with very little effort

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This fucker created the worst virus known to man and started a second great depression, I'm convinced anyone still supporting him is possibly a FED CIA nigger.

Serenaposter? Rumor has it that you have the number to the Based Department

Work

If someone tells you to work and you say no then them telling you that you need to stop wasting your time and seek out employment is not unreasonable or something to predict. It's simple and logical. Go seek out employment.

Keep reading, it's counted against your 2020 return and listed as a "tax credit advance payment"

The jews would never let people get money without taking it back later

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Effective monopolies that fuck up get taken over. SIMPLE AS

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MAGA

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Pilpul

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Not as good as I'd like, but oh well.

> DEAR user
PLZ STOP BEING POOR.

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>Based on 2018 tax return

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It's not me saying no it's the gvt.

USA

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Gotta count it first ,!
Yay Trumpbux !

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where is the original with trump flying Netanyahu over tel aviv

I don't really care tbqh because I need cash now.

Any update on the Trump bux?

Are you retarded? That's what my senpai is doing and literally our entire neighborhood. What should people be doing in your tuned-in world?

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The EU asked them to

Hmm.
I'm getting really tired of the Ethiopian jewniggers.

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an important fix: it's based on *as far back as 2018 tax return,* in the event the individual doesn't qualify on as far back as 2019 or 2020 taxes. so anyone recently employed still qualifies

When in Rome, I suppose

foxnews.com/health/early-symptom-coronavirus-might-be-digestive-issues-study

early warning signs of the chicom virus

It's baffling to me that someone wouldn't be seeking work if they needed money because that's always what I've done. Tell me if I'm crazy to think that because I certainly don't think so. Would you be on Yas Forums when you needed money and a job?

Work if you need money

There are still jobs occurring where you can work but you are choosing to spend time here instead of trying to make money doing anything possible.

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Demand reparations from China NOW!

It's your fucking duty to not shut the fuck about it!

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Shifty Schiff

They need safe spaces in their house so they don't have to remember being poor

see it's at the top of page 40 of the thing

You go get a job!

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Good point, would like to see a complete list once it’s combed through for all the provisions

The 2018 provision is good, the income bracket should be lower but I can see why they would want it a bit higher to be more popular but anything above 50k is crazy and certainly for 75k+.

Sorry bro gvt said not to go anywhere. I'm just listening to them. You're not being some sort of rabble rouser are you?

Hire me or shut your bitch mouth.

TRUMP'S GIVING US $1000 A MONTH. UBI IN FULL EFFECT.

SUCK IT CONSERVATIVES

It's just the truth m8

You should go out and work, the government isn't telling everyone that they are required to stay indoors and you can't afford that luxury.

Go find work instead of being a bum here.

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>got emails for employment both at my old workplace and multiple factory job offers
Thank fuck for Corona. Hoping and praying I’m able to reapply successfully. Things are looking up

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>tax deduction
>filed my taxes early before I got stuck in leafland
>already received return
W-will they just mail a check or direct deposit? WAT DO

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Yes ! I haven't gone back to work yet, outside work, I need my Trumpbux !!!

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>Would you be on Yas Forums when you needed money and a job?
s-surely there's no one who does or did this

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There’s a chance that my county will declare a shelter-in-place and this dumb nigger is telling me to apply for jobs lmao. Hopefully the 2 week closure of my place employment only lasts two weeks, but the gorilla retard nigger thinks I should be out applying for job while everything is closed down lmao

Direct deposit if the IRS has your info I would presume

I still don't believe it will pass, Emma. So you're probably stressing your long haired self over nothing.

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I see so you're cool with the gov completely fucking up your industry just to turn around and force a buyout? Fuck you communist, this sets precedence.

>ID: 4JO0
inb4 singularity

I think I'm in love.....

youtube.com/watch?v=MJbBSIFN36k

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>a month
Lmao no

Gvt said not to go anywhere or old people might get sick and die. I have to take care of old people and if I go and get them sick I couldnt live with myself. I'm not gonna listen to some fag on the internet.

Because there is demand in other areas due to the situation there are employment opportunities.

lel much love no offense.

If I would either go bankrupt and listen to the government or go work I would go work because I'm not retarded. You should be seeking work instead of being a broke worthless nigger.

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Chink logic:
>US wants to hurt China and the world
>US decides best way to do that is inflict extreme economic hardness upon its own economy
>US reaction "well, at least we owned those commies and globalists"
Chink seem to be confusing the US with leafs: if you damage your own economy, you win!

Percentage of Earners US Statistic
>$150,000 to $154,999 7.54%
payscale.com/career-news/2011/10/the-one-percent

>Reminder that the Middle Class qualifies for this
>Reminder that only 7.54 percent would not qualify for a rebate
>Reminder that they will call it the Trump effect or Trump Deal
>Reminder that this will ensure Trump 3rd election Victory like FDR
>Reminder that this will mean he will get his wall funding after the Democrat shit themselves and collapse

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BASED AS FUCK

After we get our wits back, I'm all for blowing China straight to hell. My old ass might even sign up.

Almost no one here would be at the age to be at substantial risk. You and they should have savings and a network of family and if you are in that dire need of money you really still should be working but keeping distance as best possible.

Indeed. It's 877-CASH-NOW!

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> Would you be on Yas Forums when you needed money and a job?
JEJ, given my line of work I would likely be anyway.
I have a very particular skill that doesn't really depend on physical presence, that is in high demand and I built a certain reputation of delivering even under the harshest hardships and constrained deadlines so, in my case, I just put the word out that I'm accepting work and it comes.

That doesn't really translate for people doing any sort of in person work, specially when (in Portugal's case) there is a state enforced curfew going on.

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wtf

it is the original. it’s on the front page of garrison’s site you fartknocker.

inb4 spoonfeed me senpai.
sure thing kouhai.
grrrgraphics.com/

we'll see
i'm a little less worried over it if it looks at taxpayers and scales on that. i still don't like it but if this ended up going through after all it's not quite as blatantly bad
it's still voodoo economics though, and there was plenty of bad ideas going around

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>You should be seeking work
Everything is closed, nigger. I need new checks to make my truck payment but I can’t even go to the bank you dumb nigger

CHANEL WITH THE BANTZ

it's true. all hail the god king

>>No $ for incomes $99,000+
rip me

>this parasite acting high and mighty while being the biggest leech here
If you didn't know he was a kike before, you do now.

Dumb user here, will this be treated just as taxable income, or have to pay back? (Say i usually pay 4k income taxes, will it now be $5200?)

bully me more

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Yeah tell me as much as you want what I should have but you have no idea. Sorry bro you're an idiot and I'm not gonna kill my family members because you wanna be a fag.

I have an annuity and I need cash now. Who should I call /ptg/?

verynice.gif

I’m just worried that the typical jews will meddle with people who didn’t drag their ass on tax filings assuming this bill gets passed. $1200 buckaroos will go a long way up here.

FUCK YOU THEYRE MY TRUMPBUX AND I WANT THEM NOW

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wow Trump already cut his first 2020
General Election ad

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jej i'm still technically considered a new hire and in training, so i don't have any serious work but i still get paid during this. basically as long as i'm reading some technical books and stuff throughout the day i'm working
this is all really silly though, for the time being i really would rather be at work

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I want this whore to bear my child.

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If you've got a job or enough money then shitpost away of course. You wisely set yourself up for success. In America people are still working as we speak quite a lot, just not bars and restaurants in retarded localities.

Restaurants and bars are not everything, you have other alternatives.

There's nothing crazy about saying people who need money should work.

If you've got a special situation I apologize but that isn't broadly applicable.

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How can a femoid named Chanel be so based? How?

Democrats want the economy to be ruined and they want you to suffer and they want you to blame trump for it. Now trump is saying “fuck you, free money for everyone” and the Dems are fucking SEETHING.

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everything isn't closed. look for a job that isn't customer service based. learn an actual skill.

Absolute shit

i also have a structured settlement, but need cash now

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> this is all really silly though, for the time being i really would rather be at work
Take advantage to get acquainted with your workplace codebase. Check everything out (assuming you have access) and study it so you can ciimb fast

I still have a job I’m just not allowed to go to it for at least two weeks you dumb nigger

No, if it is taxable, and I dunno if it is, it would be at your marginal rate.

It is broadly applicable, do you seriously think there arent people who take care of old people? You're clueless.

They should be paid a federal workers wage desu.

>Imagine being proud of being unemployable

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He just can't help being a jew.

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>Come home from work
>In CT
>Live in a red district
>First thing I notice in the mail
>Census 2020
>All of the things Trump promised are here
hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Shills only defense against trumpbux is “get a job” but I ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING JOB IM JUST NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT

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SLUT
I feel ya, lich. I'm still iffy on it even if I do get some Trumpbux. Though with Crying Chuckie Tide Pod against it it possibly pass.

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I have a job though.

So what do you guys make of this?
Republican senator warned his donors that this was going to be really bad.
Are republicans fucked?

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Boeing is gonna sink

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>Check everything out (assuming you have access)
that's entirely the problem lel, there's too many rules even in a normal situation
luckily i finally got access to a shitton of videos and books and things so occasionally i'm playing another one or reading a chapter of something while i'm here

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I think almost all people are living in single occupant or mother/father/daughter/son households. If you have a special situation then I do hope there is a good solution for you but that isn't at all most people here.

She cute!

It's still happening.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584653818931.webm

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You are allowed to work despite closures of specific things.

Have you tried not being poor?

Also: I have to say I always loved Paris Hilton, one of the greatest trolls ever to be born and a "proto Trump" that built a second carrer over capitalizing on controversy and making money and fame out of it
> she's also on teh Trump Trump from 2015 forward

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>are Republicans fucked
Lmao @ the blatant attempts to politicize this new strain of flu

youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8

The underlying story is from ProPublica, which is funded by Soros. I'm dismissive of it.

>according to a secret recording of the remarks obtained by NPR
Literally fake news.

italy: max death victors march

BEAUTIFUL SYRIAN BABIES!
NUKE ASSAD DADDY!!!!!

UBI IS BACK ON THE MENU
THANKS BASED COCAINE TURTLE
TENDIE STOCKS RISING BUY BUY BUY

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UNTIL THE BILL IS PASSED

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agree to disagree

damn becoming poor is cool as fuck. will be nice have a lower inflated dollar to export shit and compete against china but actually just means china wins wtf I love murrica now

I fucking Hope Trump nationalizes Boeing and fires all those kiked management there

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So I’m supposed to go apply for jobs knowing full well that I expect to be back at my old job soon?

>Filed as dependent in 2018 because college
>Still filed some work income and did get some money
FUCK DO I NOT GET BUCKS?!

You're really bad at this. Tell your bosses that this script is bad. Time to get some new lines.

Boeing will pull through. Even if Boeing Co. becomes Boeing Co. 2.0, they still have to build the planes which means they need workers. The Jews will back them or buy them out. No reason for the government to get involved.

> that's entirely the problem lel, there's too many rules even in a normal situation
I am on the opposite side of that conundrum. In order to be able to do my job properly I'm required to have full access to things not even the in house blokes get at once.
A lot of times that involves having to travel and be in the premises because the data and the code can't leave but that's charged extra so I'm OK with that.

Jews make people mentally ill.

Good thing i have back up minds.

fuck $1000 dollars
ISSUE ME A HUWHITE BIG TIDDY GOTH WIFE RIGHT NOW

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>lower inflated dollar

And you fail, yet again. Filtered.

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>This fucker created the worst virus known to man
who the fuck are you talking about?

Nope. Fuck off kid, boomers runnin this show.

>(((donors)))
Trump doesn't need them and any Congressnigger worth a damn wouldn't need millions of dollars of lobbying money to win a local election. Looks like those donors should just find another job or something.

wait, the yes/no citizenship question is on it?

No. There's actual audio.
npr.org/2020/03/19/818192535/burr-recording-sparks-questions-about-private-comments-on-covid-19

She was extremely beautiful but after hitting the wall at 21yo she isn't worth anything to society.

This!

Also what virus lmao

Chyna is better at manufacturing because of their small hands and logic brains right

If Trump browses this general, I need to see 20$ in my bank account.

It's a chink robot.