Coronavirus is a hoax

Paul is more senile than Joe

I bet you also think that the earth is flat and that reptilians control the world from a spaceship deep in the ocean.

Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere kiddo! Reality is too hard for you to take.

no you dumb fuck
its an excuse to close down every place a (((rat))) could run off to.

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>Coronavirus is just a hoax guys, I'm so cool and based, a-also earth is flat and vaccines cause autism a-a-and..
kys already fag

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HOAX-19 confirmed a hoax, scared cattle and bill gates shills BTFO

>invoking flat earth
Like clockwork. Hope someone runs you glowniggers over.

True, it's a hoax. Well, it's real, but it's not dangerous for normal healthy people.

>only Larps so far
>nobody knows anyone that died from it or who has it
>glownigger kikes like Tom Hanks and others Larp pretending to have it
>no hundreds of youtubers vlogging the disease over the last 3+ months
>crisis actors picking up other actors from the street in full hazmat suits Larp
>still no videos of people in Germany, France, Italy, Japan, South Korea collapsing
>Bill gates and the WEF involved

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>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/27/bill-gates-calls-on-u-s-to-lead-fight-against-a-pandemic-that-could-kill-millions/

>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com/2020/02/27/california-is-monitoring-8400-people-for-the-coronavirus.html

>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7955337/X-rays-effect-killer-virus-33-year-olds-vital-organs.html

>33% increase in one day:
qz.com/1802035/china-sees-surge-in-coronavirus-of-close-to-15000-new-cases/

>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com/realitytv/2020/02/amazing-race-33-production-suspended-coronavirus/

>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com/world/gulf/bahrain/coronavirus-7-new-cases-in-bahrain-total-up-to-33-1.1582762459475

>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com/sites/isabeltogoh/2020/01/24/china-lockdown-spreads-to-33-million-people-as-coronavirus-death-toll-rises/#147034974064

>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-01-28-20-intl-hnk/h_0318fbc1b8a46f95e59a30ea034000c7

>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com/styleandsubstance/2020/02/28/vol-33-no-2-coronavirus/

>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com/thailand-reports-new-case-of-coronavirus-total-now-33/

>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com/singapore/health/coronavirus-what-we-know-about-the-3-new-singaporean-patients-confirmed-with-no

>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com/opinion/commentary/inq/coronavirus-symptoms-quarantine-york-county-pennsylvania-diamond-princess-20200228.html

>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com/2020/01/top-boston-news-9-screened-for-coronavirus-at-logan-33-of-renters-look-to-move-elsewhere-more

>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947

tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT

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really makes you think

it's an engineered false flag like 9/11, yes

people will still die though

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there is many reasons for this HOAX:
>Fed injecting trillions into the market + bailouts
>all governments everywhere printing money
>Airline business is ruined for everyone (lots of Boeings are grounded, very convenient for them to get a bailout now after the 737 disaster)
>Oil shenanigans to manipulate the price
>blackwashing the use of physical cash (oy vey it spreads through it use the contactless mastercard goyim)
>retards panic selling
>retards prepping and spending spending spending
>artificial shortages of goods to hike up prices
>people taking credit to buy more supplies dragging themselves into debt
>normalization of martial law
>mandatory vaccination
>ruining small businesses so they need to take (((loans)))

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33 million people out of the entire population now is like .0005 percent

The Corona Virus test is bullshit
theinfectiousmyth.com/book/CoronavirusPanic.pdf

what actually happens:
>get sick (doesnt matter what it is)
>they do the corona bullshit test
>bullshit test gives a positive
>they feed you AIDS medication which fucks up your body
>you die or get fucked up
>oy vey he clearly died from corona!

If you are diagnosed DONT TAKE THEIR PILLS

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the 33 is a glownigger marker, so other glownigger kikes know that this is a conjob.

>Tennessee man with coronavirus describes life as ‘patient zero’
>Chris (((Baumgartner)))
nypost.com/2020/03/17/tennessee-man-with-coronavirus-describes-life-as-patient-zero/

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/12/health/coronavirus-survivor-elizabeth-schneider/index.html
>Elizabeth Schneider
>(((SCHNEIDER)))

nytimes.com/2020/03/12/nyregion/coronavirus-new-rochelle-containment.html
>Rabbi claims to have corona
>his jew village gets martial law'd

>only Jews and jewish actors get the imaginary disease and talk about it in the media

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>>ruining small businesses so they need to take (((loans)))
I just saw an ad for (((low-interest loans))) for "small businesses"

Explain all the people dying in Italy and all the dead bodies in China then.

I bet you also believe deathangels from a distant planet control the temperature of the Earth using hyper-advanced alien technology. Take the tin foil off and return to reality, kiddo. No one is taking your bait.

So after your comments in the last thread you decided to make a thread and use the link I posted. I approve

>There may be only two people who died from coronavirus in Italy, who did not present other pathologies
translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.agenzianova.com/a/5e6bcf1da7fbe3.23491954/2851060/2020-03-13/coronavirus-iss-in-italia-i-decessi-accertati-finora-per-causa-del-covid-19-sono-solo-due

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I got the link from someone who posted it like two days ago, not sure if it was you kek

>translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.agenzianova.com/a/5e6bcf1da7fbe3.23491954/2851060/2020-03-13/coronavirus-iss-in-italia-i-decessi-accertati-finora-per-causa-del-covid-19-sono-solo-due
Yea i was pretty onboard with itbeing apocalypse then i realized the aberage age was 80 yrs old. Then i realized it way for them to vaccinate us and make antivax out to be bad ppl.

check out this conflict of interest:
lawfirms.com/resources/environment/environment-health/cdc-members-own-more-50-patents-connected-vaccinations

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Agreed, but it is for a good reason.
Gotta deal with the cards God gave ya.

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This thread with the link appeared 5 minutes after I posted it in another thread

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Pic related isn't me, not sure if you meant to imply otherwise

>>nobody knows anyone that died
A friend of the family here died from it... I believe it's real but nothing like the media portrays and mainly affects those with existing conditions and low immune systems

Yep, it is starting to look like a Chinese hoax. And the US Federal Government fell for it.

>nothing like the media portrays and mainly affects those with existing conditions and low immune systems
This
Could be but more likely the US government wants to use it for power and as a trial run for future (((epidemics)))

Because dumbasses like you keep falling for the hoax AND PLEASE OH PLEASE TELL ME why specifically toilet paper???Oh,because it's a literal meme,even if we go by worst case scenario,enjoy eating your precious toilet paper and wiping blood once a week from your asshole,shut the fuck up homo

Shut up chink

see and

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Shut up kike

I'm saying this shit since the begining

Nothing ever happens

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Check those digits

My cousin died from corona virus

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You wouldn't listen... you didn't save the environment. Well, time for your microchip vaccination.

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It's the implementation of the NWO system. >Welcome to the new world

It's a spiritual disease if we believe and fear it, we die if we trust in Jesus we live

As the owner of a small business I've been inundated with emails and calls about small business loans. Just like last week, and last month and last year. Same shit different day.

actually 10-30 times as deadly as common cold and seasonal influenza
to be taken seriously

you should watch this bro
youtube.com/watch?v=XnlT3rPNUp0

Read this by German pulmologist and former member of the Bundestag and Council of Europe:

wodarg.com/fragen-und-antworten-zu-corona-virus-covid-19/ (translate with your browser)

It shows no change in the death rates due to respiratory failure in Europe today when compared to previous years.
It is a scam to impose totalitarian measures and this time probably it's gonna be big. Maybe even some economic reset.
Note how everything they say about this virus is a white lie, leaving you kinda unsure if it can hurt you too.
But in fact, Italy has released data showing that 98% of all patients who died were at the age of 81 or above and had at least one severe underlying health condition.
There may be in Italy only 2 cases of persons who died supposedly to this virus, where no other cause was found.

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We both found the same thing. I actually found it through this article: derstandard.at/story/2000115932152/uebertriebene-quarantaene-experten-kritisieren-virale-videos

It is a really funny article, it attempts to discredit the doctor by linking a video where another doctor just says "this is complete bullshit" without going into any details.
This is modern science!

youtu.be/Yo81j6o97Z4
Chinese saying its a hoax

Chinese saying its fake to reporters
youtu.be/Yo81j6o97Z4

God, they even reported this in mainstream a few weeks ago, but did never describe what exactly people were meaning by saying "it is all fake".
They meant the virus, now it hits me. I can't believe I missed this.

I think this is more an "influence operation" than a hoax.

They are up to something. Most probably, its to get the Chinese for not signing the trade pact, or its to make Trump look bad so he loses next election since impeachment didnt work, or 3rd, its to make money off the stock market by shorting the market. Those are the top contenders. Whats you shtick?

These are some of the theories which have been suggested:

1) Elderly people are flooding into the hospitals who ordinarily would have died quietly at home.

2) People who ordinarily would have stayed at home are contracting new diseases, and dying sooner, from crowding into the hospitals, which are centres of disease.

3) The effects of mass panic.

4) The archetypal warnings for the danger of the coronavirus, Italy and China, both had an outbreak of tuberculosis before this all began.

See: lewrockwell.com/2020/03/no_author/italy-is-second-country-with-coronavirus-outbreak-preceded-by-a-tuberculosis-epidemic/

An additional point. According to China, which the WHO says is telling the truth, the virus is already wiped out in their country, despite what we have been told about the ease of transmission and exponential growth. This in spite of the fact that, from the way they handled the crisis, their population cannot have gained herd immunity. If you doubt the WHO and say that China is lying about that, why do you trust the WHO about the danger of the outbreak in general?

Mate just look at this and scroll to the statistic at the bottom:

wodarg.com/fragen-und-antworten-zu-corona-virus-covid-19/

It shows the death rates due to respiratory failure in the UK, you can click on it an be linked to the official website.
There you will find no significant change, in fact this year there are slightly less deaths.

It is fake and the Chinese in Wuhan were screaming this from their balcony to the bureaucrats coming to visit the place: youtube.com/watch?v=Yo81j6o97Z4

Witnessed, It's Happening for real this time.

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well, no shit
>being that new

Mutts did Corona

On order from Kike master

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>still believing /cvg/ bullshit
Yikes