GLOBAL HAPPENING! Yellowstone ERUPTION in Weeks!

stand in the same place and see if your head is higher than it was

Because that's what the usgs does. Data.
Those rednecks wander fucking everywhere checking everything. And have been for like two hundred years.
Wanna know how many inches of rain fell in Utah back in 1873? The usgs can tell you.

5" in 20 years

>How can you tell that the ground is 5 inches higher than it was 20 years ago?
what is surveying?

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apalacheresearch.com/2019/10/22/is-this-ancient-volcano-coming-to-life-again/

5 inches in 20 years. better sound the alarms and evacuate north america

They been scaring with this Yellowstone blowing up 30% of USA for decades.

We are going up to 13 on this ride

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You were warned about meme magic, and you didn't listen.
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

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fugg

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It will happen

Based blow please Yellowstone chan

fags lets meme this into existence just like corona. We can do it.

With a ruler

The Quad gods foretold this happening.

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> The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness,

SHIT NIGGER
LOOK AT THE DIGITS!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

Also would Yellowstone chan be a trap since she has a pulsating bulge that's about to burst

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>Yellowstone is about to explode again. This time it's for real.

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The happening, one way or another.

it's time

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OH SHIT NIGGAS

Corona, Trumpbux, Stocks Collapsing, Celebs acting weird, Yellowstone- Can 2020 get more fucking based?

WTF a chunk of Yellowstone the size of Chicago just flew over my house

Yes. In 5 minutes. 50,000 years. Or somewhere in between.

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This is the happiest moment of my life.

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It's the timeline where everything happens when you don't want it to happen.

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Invest in respirator masks!

the 5" in 20 years nothing burgers, please acknowledge that you've looked at the map of the total area lifted. that's not a volcanic peak or slope, it's a park

You'll be taller.

Nice, let's go faggot earth

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDGE_lRI0E

Being a neet in 2020 is more stressfull than having a full time job.
How am i supposed to keep up with all these happenings? Im not getting paid enough for this.

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user nooooooooooo

at least the volcanic ash will kill the virus.

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WE WERE WARNED! THE END

youtu.be/S1Kbym7WYzs

Huh. That looks like a reptilian eye. As I imagine an obelisk against the sun would

Yes. And it's bullshit.

I am fucking laughing.

Literally I am fucking laughing. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? ANYTHING?

>in weeks
oh goodie another LARP happening to look forward to

surely it will actually happen this time?

Earlier this year scientists detected that Betelgeuse was getting dimmer and could go supernova soon.

Does that mean I'll finally lose my virginity but by rape?

Please, I've been on this shithole board for years and I don't want the end of this crappy world by a massive basaltic flood to be represented as a fucking trap!

I love everything about this. There's at least 2 guns in this photo

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These are the same people that shutdown the world for a virus that has killed 10,000 out of 7,000,000,000

Honestly yes. Most of us need to die. Except, of course, for myself. I will survive upon the ash. MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHnigger

This is just the beginning. You think Egypt only experienced 2 plagues?

Can you imagine if Yellowstone pops while this pandemic is raging? Literal apocalypse tier happening right here.

It hasn't begun yet

2020 is fucking crazy

Too much happening! Too much happening!

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This is what happens when you up the game difficulty.

Revelations 16:17-18 anyone?

>tfw yellowstone broadsides the plan of the elites

There are no brakes on the happening train, time to eat your neighbors and fuck their daughters

Isn't the USA basically GLASSED if yellowstone erupts?

Every time someone said "nothing ever happens" kek just ramped up his designs

I WAS IN THAT THREAD

well the sound would circle globe a few times, so if you hear like 3 sonic booms

wtf am I looking at even

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I missed these yellowstone threads

IT'S GONNA COOOOMMMM

same fren

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO US IS FUCKED

Good fuck america its time they go down

>reminder mother shipton predicted this
>born 1488
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Shipton

oh no

How big would the blast radius be? I'm in Phoenix right now.

fugg

All will be revealed and it will be glorious.

you niggas wanted happenings, time for some gibs nigga

300 million instantly killed. Most people go deaf. That's why all the bunkers are in Europe.

A huge chunk, yes.

It has already ended. These were the good old days.

i have been trough 5 of these epidemic bullshit forced market crashes.
but Yellowstone has always haunted the back of my mind.
the news loves to scare people with Yellowstone too but if actual geologists can confirm i will shit myself.

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Big if true(which i doubt), but if well maybe the "winter is coming" meme wasnt all that wrong after all(predictive programming etc?) A yellowstone eruption could lead to a new ice age or at least to a extreme global crop failure due to a colder climate

It really do be like that

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trips happening cancelled

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GOD PLS STOP

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I don‘t know either user.

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Could I get someone to explain like I'm a normie saying "volcanos erupt all the time" what this means for the planet?
>I'm not saying that, I'm just really curious.

inb4 op is a massive homosexual with a prolapsed anus and corona virus

>Yellowstone creates thirdworld-tier conditions for Elites in California

get fucked faggot cat

hehehehe
I've read:
>Mother shitpost

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Yesterday some user rolled quads on happening in yellowstone. We are done, he was fucking right

you sound like a chink

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We should start polluting like china to counter it.

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National geographic says 5 inches is actually a big deal.

Roasties BTFO'd.

I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS

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see

tfw no had waifu to predict the weather

KILL ALL THOSE MUTT YELLOWSTONE CHAN

KILL THEM ALL

>chekd
May God have mercy on us

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Kek

3 quarters of the United States and southwestern Canada is destroyed, tsunamis ravage east Asia. The sun is blotted out for decades. The only habitable zone will be Europe and Africa.

This is not good at all

what do you wanna do with your neetbux goys?

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Watching you

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You measure the distance between your head and the sun and then go in a time machine and do the same thing 20 years ago

I know this might be a bad time user, but it's about your father...
He's gay.

Yellowstone erupts then Fuck guess ain't that be some shit

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Thread theme for patrician ears only.

youtube.com/watch?v=vSx20-CVTKY

booze

Am i having a seizure

user‘s dad is gay confirmed. Sorry user.

This could take a hundred years. Nothing burger

Yes.

There's also a giant asteroid that may or may not be a threat to earth coming in April

I'm not worried. I have lots of furniture to keep me safe from the hot lava.

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>300 million instantly killed

Not really. Most people live on the coasts, sunbelt, east coast, west coast. Millions will die, but more like 40 million or so. And even then, not instantly.

Finally fixed my life. Got a good jub and a nice house. Chatting up the QTs at work. Habbenings everywhere.

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Is this actually the end?
perhaps when we all die we wake up.

The reason they found out about the super caldara was because of the lake. A guy had a dock and it started rising, so they started surveying the land. The lake wa bulging.

boring. I stay stocked on that. I was thinking like music stuff.

Bye bye amerimutts, is there a way Yellowstone-kun can get Alaska too but not muh Canada

My dick is ready

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Well fags, its been a fun ride. Thank you for all the memories. And being the best frens that meant more than most of the people I know
>Thread Theme
youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0
See you in the tang...
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

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I want to get a bunch of dmt and shrooms and lsd and trip fucking balls naked with a gun.

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user...

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*sip mate*

fuck gringos

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Yeeehaw!!!

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You tape a laser to a magnet and spin it really fast but unironically

No user
The end times are heralded in by SEVEN trumpets

estimates have always been only the original 13 colonies would be not obliterated, they would still be fucked as would the entire planet.
Yellowstone is massive. It is larger than most European countries.

Earth quakes, asteroids, Corona chan, if yomsenite blows we fuckin boolin towards the collapse gods wrath boys

don't forget this shit

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I really wish it will happen at this point

I like the idea, just sounds irresponsible. Have someone watch you who also knows how to handle arms.

Me and Trump share a mark that can defeat the mark of the beast.

how can you be so retarded? its easy
you compare the angle that your shadow makes at noon and cross reference it with the place on the horizon where the sun rose on the spring equinox approximately 20 years ago. you will notice that the constellations will have shifted roughly 0.39 of a degree to the west. Take that difference and divide it by your height.

There you go
wasnt that hard

>Revelations 16:17-18
Yup.

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Nazis invading from their secret bases on Luna and Antarctica on Friday

Someone fucked up this simulation big time