/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2288 - 10K DEAD TODAY

1 NEW THREAD = 4 MORE DEAD
► Detected: 243,492 ► Died: 9,996

LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
archive.is/L5SUi

Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
archive.is/c4191

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
archive.is/agOPR

U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
archive.is/CK7co

Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
archive.is/1M2WG

>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
archive.is/7nd5l

In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/tgY6n

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

>REMINDER
2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
archive.is/8s0Ok

All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

>LATEST CASES
15:03: 29 new deaths in England, United Kingdom.
14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
14:51: 1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:32: 67 new cases in Louisiana, United States.
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.

>MORE
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Gift from Yas Forums

>US State Leaderboard
182 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
29 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>IL:
4 deaths
>CO, MI, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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Where my Oni posting bro at?

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BAKERS NEEDED BAKERS FALLING SICK TO WUFLU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TIME TO BAKE AND BAKE CORRECTLY

Nigger, I'm in my mid 30s and stuck at home because work won't let me show up because "user, serious, that cough is starting to concern the rest of the staff, just stay home" but I told that frigid cunt "this place will fall apart without me, you wanna live with that when all this bullshit is over" and she said something like "blah blah blah I'm the executive VP of HR and you're just a white male who will work himself to death so you're staying at home or you're fired" so I said "get security in here" and the other VP started laughing and said "user go home jackass I ain't there fuck it let her stay there and go down with the ship this ain't the titanic" so I said "fine" and went home.

I've been shitposting like in undergrad every day, it's been outstanding. I've been called everything from normie (not normalfag yet, interestingly enough) to redditor to Yas Forums to a libcuck to a Christcuck to niggerdicklicker one time. I'm learning all the hot new memes. They're all shit and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. When I die there will be no one left to call you all turboqueers who need to stop sucking so much dick all the time.

Drop diplomatic relations with Red China and recognize Taiwan's claims as the sole legitimate government of China.

This is a threat.

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mobile.twitter.com/yjpc05/status/1240316424301580288

China is having a power struggle right now over the virus stayed on your toes boys

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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fpbp

HAPENNING CANCELLED

Confirmed to be just media hype:

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/breaking-exclusive-the-coronavirus-fatality-rate-reported-by-the-media-is-completely-inaccurate-the-actual-rate-is-less-than-the-flu-media-lying-again/

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Where the hell is Gary when you need him?

now we know that it can infect dogs is there any proof yet that it can infect livestock?

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Trump has announced that all affected countries with the exception of Mexico, China and those on the African continent, will also receive stimulus checks.

How will international citizens spend their Trumpbux?

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Quit posting spam messages with the same info over and over and go to Yas Forumscoomers this board is for nationalists, Christians, and supremacists. NORMIES OUT

*bzzz* *wnnnnn* *tap tap* *tap tap*. ladies and gentlemen please take your seats, I am about to make a very important statement.

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To all my Kentucky bros, I'm hearing there will be a curfew set at governors press conference at 5 pm

and the national guard deployed tomorrow. anyone else hearing this?

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>no gary
>no argiebro

Where go?

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China explosion of coronavirus
>This is a chink virus
Spreads to Korea
>Told u its a chink virus
>Spreads too Italy
Whites are immuned cause we are superior
>Spreads to other Eurocuck countries
Not a single White has died!!! WE ARE SUPERIOR!
>Italy explodes in infected/death
ITALIANS AREN'T WHITE!!!!
>Eurocuck countries explode in infections/death
uh UH UH!! FUCK CHINNNNNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMFAO WHITES BTFO

pol literally are the biggest mental gymnastic copers i ever encountered too be honest

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Has Gary ever baked the bread?

Why?

Don't you have k-pop idols to stalk?

My fellow Americans, remember to spend your trumpbucks IMMEDIATELY after they are awarded. Do not throw them into your savings, they'll be worth jack shit by the time the dollar collapses. You're better off spending them on material objects of actual value.

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I'd sniff her shitter, if you know what I mean

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Become a baker, do the needful.
>imagine all the (You)s

milkies!

I mean, for real, tell me you wouldn't hit that?

I’ve honestly never seen a more retarded post. That’s hard to do.

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Goku: the Greater Depression of 2020
Jiren: the Fed

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> 9997

Seriously though, fuck China.

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Italians aren't white though

This is the only kind of Oni i know

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Sure I would, but I probably couldn't damage it even with a sledge.

>leaf

Fucking nasty dude.

The more you scream the bigger it gets

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OFFICIAL NUMBERS FROM TEH TOILET PAPER INDUSTRY:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ONE Household
with FIFTEEN People
can use ONE 30-Roll Mega-pack of Toilet Paper
over a period of TWO WEEKS.

This contradicts the Yas Forums claim that one person uses 1-5 rolls per day.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is official news.

>lost my job two weeks ago before the panic
>applying for jobs just as a depression is about to hit
Boy did I get shafted

No. That's only attractive to niggers like yourself

Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die
Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die
Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die
Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die
Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die
Theresa tam wants canadians to die
>theresa tam wants canadians to die

-9997

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I’M A SHIT BAKER ALL MY (YOU)S WOULD BE MEAN YELLING WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING CRAZY


REEEEEEEEEEE

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Testing 1 2 AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

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Source?

USA may go full lockdown by saturday. Calling it now
Why are you posting beasiality you freak?
Your women love white guys tho, so eat a dick.

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Right!!! These white fucks are SCRAMBLING to find a way to feel better. Changing the narrative constantly just like their head-idiot. Trump.

I'm from TX and apparently they've finally started drive thru testing. Cases going up.

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Never

good job at making her tits fucking enormous at 200k already

pedo's can't even meme properly

Did you enjoy it?

Name?

Join the club user I lost mine a bit before and am on unemployment now.
Oh well it makes it easy to self isolate

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based

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keep dreaming cuck.

koreans are the most homogenous
im not related to southeast cucks, burger nigger

also type amwf on youtube/instagram every single couple is a korean chad

u mad?

jesus christ debalsio needs to fuck off with his black son what the fuck did this turn into

>100 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one huh?
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

But of course, How could I forget
>MUHHH EVERYONE IS LYING AND HIDING THE TRUTH!!!11
Yes user, all the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

There is no virus, there is no pandemic

I have been in public for many hours of the day every day all this time
I have never even seen or heard a person coughing recently

Not on public transport
Not at work
Not on the streets
Not in shops

I don't know anyone who is sick right now
I don't know anyone who knows anyone who is sick right now
No family member of mine knows anyone who is sick
No fellow worker of mine knows anyone who is sick
Some say they have HEARD about others who are sick, like "my friend says they know someone who is sick"
But when I ask every fellow worker of mine, every family member of mine, "do you personally know, do you have primary knowledge of it, have you seen with your own eyes or heard with your own ears someone you now who is sick?" they all say no
When I ask them "Have you actually noticed anyone who is sick in public? Anyone coughing, anyone who looks like they have the flu, sneezing, dripping nose, using tissues? On transport, on the street, on the shop?" They all say no

This is total bullshit

100% fake
100% psy op / psychological experimint to see how public reacts

Happening over cause it never existed.

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>This contradicts the Yas Forums claim that one person uses 1-5 rolls per day.
My God the absolute state of /pol

What's next?
>This contradicts the Yas Forums claim that the sky is green an grass is blue

300K cases tommorow bois?

Bluetiernen

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>Saturday
Based on what?

Fuck off

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>LIBERALS WANT CANADIANS TO DIE

who?

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>faggot millenial thinks he's hot shit
Cry moar

>Someone who gives a girl huge tiddy is a pedo

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"不好发好,我很难受"

this gets bigger everytime i see it posted top kek

>one household with 15 people

are you a Tadjik?

fucking disgusting

What else do we add to the list

>Kung Flu
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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11 deaths 21 in intensive care in Sweden, this is from a total of 1423 tested infected cases.
The actual amount of infected is obviously much higher. A mathematician says the real number is likely around ~100.000 (Source: friatider.se/prognosen-sverige-har-100000-smittade)

Why are seeing such low number of 1) Intensive care & 2) Deaths in Sweden with the current numbers, compared to countries such as Spain and Italy?

In a couple of threads ago I pointed out that there might be very bad/malfunctioning/broken equipment in use in the Italian hospitals, considering the absurdly high death rate in Italy compared to other countries. Something has gone seriously wrong besides just an overwhelming of the health authorities over there.

What do you guys think can explain this?

And also, smoking: Can I, an otherwise healthy 26 year old man with a good diet and good daily physical activity, safely continue smoking ~3 packs a week? I'm really itching for a fucking cigarette right now.

I didn't make it, hohol fag.

>CANADA GOING EXPONENTIAL

WE'RE DONE TIMBITS

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so why did it overwhelm Italian hospitals?

Of course like everything that's an average. Some people need more TP, like me.

Based, again

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Just how big is this happening?

>this place will fall apart without me
lmao no it won't, don't be delusional

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Look at her chink eyes ling ling

Breaking Bat

her tits got big too fast
what she's gonna look like at 500k at 1mil?
/d/ would probably be happy though

Not at all, if so the white guy cucked a korean boi. Maybe you should try being a real man instead of watch boipussy dance like faggots
Off of alot of the news and numbers imcreasing. That and many anons who have had good track records before keep saying so

>3 packs a week
My mom smoke 1 pack a day
im sure you will be fine user

>Took the time to type this shit

Don't you have better things to do?

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I think stocks will go to next cirtuit break when both US and China announce the results of their 1Q

Xi visited Wuhan last week; the traffic in all cities is up.
The carbon emissions are up, the people are back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are dropping.
The death rate is far lower than you faggots are shilling, we have 100,000s if not several million undetected because it's just a cold for most people; they never need to go to the hospital and get tested.
The CFR is clearly way lower because of this, most likely near Influenza levels.

It's sad to watch honestly, claimed-to-be grown men pissing themselves on a Mongolian basket-weaving form over a cold that is easily containable.

Let's be honest here, this virus is over hyped,

Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
It's almost like it's only the depressed fucking weirdos who want to see innocent people die, huh weird.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

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Partial to burger flipper because out of all the countries that has the resources and brains to respond Merifats did it in the worst way possible.

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>pedos
>huge tits
The absolute fucking state of Ukrops.

why is disgustingly obese cottage cheese ass attractive to non-humans?

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>Italy's entire country and healthcare falling apart
>can't even bury/burn the bodies fast enough
>literally running out of caskets
>America sending 500,000 tests so they can find out just how fucked they are
thanks I guess

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Where is there evidence that it can transmit to dogs? I've seen this bullshit with one fucking chink pomeranian, but it turned out that the cunt was 17 years old and died of natural causes, of all fucking things, and not being eaten.

the wugaloo

Even Jesus washes his hands of you.

SHOW US THE BODIES! SHOW US THE BODY BAGS...SHOW US SOMETHING OF VALUE TO PROVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

No more talking heads. I want evidence!

Bros.. Should I start to think about prepping?

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Have ya'll seen this? Trump's notes.
Make no mistake China will pay for this.

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like this guy?

u mad? KEK get cucked whitey

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Lombardy had an exceptionally bad flu season. Could be either reinfections or secondary infections.

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That ass is way too fucking big, its out of proportion with the rest of her.

Artem pls, show own country milkies

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I'd hit it with a brimstone missile.

> 9998

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Are you really going to post that and not provide a source?

>1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
What the fuck?

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>white girls
disgusting

>notices nipplerangs

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imagine being cucked so hard a white girl lets u put the white power sign on her tits being an korean man

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damn, I'm half croatian, that sucks.

Good post

White girls are degenerate coal burners outisde of certian places of the US, good.
And that's only the start user. Get ready.

-9998

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The yellow flu ching-demic

>America sending

thehill.com/policy/defense/488282-air-force-moves-500k-coronavirus-test-swabs-to-us-from-italy

burgers are the worst

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NYC is going to be our Wuhan/Lombardy

God do I wish it was happening, you have no clue.

Not cause I want millions of innocents to die, nor cause I want society to collapse.
But if it did collapse, I'd fucking kill so many of you happeningfags you have no fucking clue.

You would feel so protected by your beans and dragon dildos and then I'd come along and fucking kill you just for being a retard.
You would have absolutely no defense, you're all limp wristed depressed pussy faggots.

I would bust through your door and suplex you so fast. There would be nothing you could possibly do.
I wouldn't even need to follow up with anything, the suplex would be an opening and finishing blow, instant fucking death.

I fucking hate happeningfags.


Can the happeningfags get any more bent? Here's just a little more proof you're retarded.

I'm laughing so fucking hard I can barely type this!


Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.

It's almost like you fear mongered and misinfoed yourselves into believing stupid, outrageous claims that aren't based in reality.
Not really a surprising thing to happen when schizos gather to circle-jerk each other.
Think flat-earthers.

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.

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sauce

>Chinky cough
>Feng shui fever
>Beijing bat boogers
>Chengdu congestion
>Sucky sucky no breath long time

That's right. He better post white boys.

NYC is a den of filth, it'll make shitaly seem lightly affected

If I remember its 25% enter a critical condition with it still scaring the lungs

its funny cause then we took back the tests

Even if the virus isn't killing people, there's still paranoia. Have you seen what it's like out there? Whole cities are shut down. Depending on how long it goes on, a long period of high unemployment could cause a stock market crash and wreck the economy.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is when it gets exciting.

there were dogs in hong kong that tested positive when their noses got swabbed implying it can live inside them even if they aren't infecting
>sick owner
>sneezes on dog
>dog breathes in virus
>take dog for walk
>dog sniffs on poll
>another dog comes and sniffs poll
>later that new dog brings it home

Flu Yung Hai
Great Cough Forward
Toflu
Ping Pong Pandemic
Year of the Bat

checked

Why did you suck off a nigger?

It's gonna be way worse

Nah, at this point you'll just have to shop normally (might have to wait some hours in breadlines) and hope some coofer doesn't contaminate the entire place before you make it back home.

Ah indeed, I remember them parading corpses across our screens during 9/11 and hurricane Katrina. Is regular course of action during disaster events where media are afraid of personally offending the families of those affected. Just to please you lets get CNN to put up bodies for 3 hours straight

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>Ignoring all the infections in Iran

Onry a fru blo!

hgnnn long tongues are my weakness

added

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please, I need the name

YUGE

Yes, people are staying home, it'll be over in 2 weeks max.

ive heard nothing about KY curfew, but i dont doubt that one is coming

Lol cope
I miss ISIS those kikes made good music

>local news interrupts kung flu coverage for severe weather warnings
Coronanado status confirmed

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from my point of view, censorship is evil

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Son 24 saatte yapılan 1.981 TESTTEN 168’İ POZİTİF ÇIKTI. 191 olan hasta sayımız 359’a ulaştı. Hastalarımızdan 85 yaşındaki bir hanımefendiyi kaybettik. Daha önce vefat eden bir hasta COVID-19 olarak değerlendirildi. Toplam kaybımız maalesef 4 oldu. Acımız arttı ama başaracağız.


TURKEY

from 1981 tests done 168 were positive, total in turkey is now 359 officially, 4 dead

>shows photo
>cope

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the biggest nothingburger the humanity has ever seen

45 days at the least, even (((professionals))) say such

youtube.com/watch?v=P7aRR86VfTY&t=27s

>Senegal
F

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240744869569671177

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So...place your bets on which country get's 10,000th customer prize.

I honestly have no idea how nothingburgers can call something not a crisis when it is by all fucking definitions already a crisis

IT HAS HAPPENED AND CONTINUES TO.HAPPEN

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+92 cases here, the ministry is now telling everyone above 60+ to self-isolate.

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Two more deaths to 10,000
Place your bets on what country pushes us over

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Hans you're not as bright as you seem, are you?

I just puked in my mouth. Pls don't post shock content anymore.

We're looking at 3 weeks now. How much economic value is going to be lost from all that? That's going to be a big hit.

Are't your parents supposed to give you one?

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Wubonic Plague

lmao turkey just announced 2 new deaths

Are you implying it's too late?

mexico

do everyone a favor and coof in the favelas

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Indiana, or Kentucky ?
>so glad I don't live in Mississippi

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Not like they need 'em anymore.

White burgers are more likely to mix than Koreans.

Stats dont lie bro. Stop trying to mix me in with Southeast Asian cucks and Chinks.

Koreans are the most pure race in the world u jelly u mutt fuck?

Don't worry i don't want to breed with ur disgusting white mutt whores. I'm pure.

absolute state of Canada
>dr woo believes he got sick from Doctor curling conference attended by many Drs in Western Canada

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digits for greenland

Go back to shitposting in starcraft threads lee. This is a BLACKED board

looks like Turkey

>see thumbnail
>see file name
>shock content
Tune up the retardation

Shit China's been pulling

>Corruption in the World Health Organization

We all know how the WHO has been biased in praising China while condemning other countries that wanted to ban travelers from China. One of the reasons people believe the outbreak didn't get bad in Taiwan is because they didn't take WHO advice and were one of the first to block visitors from mainland China. China is still playing politics by having the WHO bar Taiwan from international discussions about how to handle the virus outbreak. Other than the massive amounts of funding that China gives to the WHO, China also has massive infrastructure projects in Ethiopia where the chief of the WHO, Tedros, is a politician.

cnn.com/2020/02/14/asia/coronavirus-who-china-intl-hnk/index.html

youtube.com/watch?v=AwFTZawOc9k

>Threats to stop exporting medical resources

There are many reports of manufacturers in China not shipping masks to ordinary citizens in Hong Kong. There are also reports that China is reducing exports of cotton and filters to Korea to limit their ability to manufacture masks. China has also threatened to not send medicine to the US: foxnews.com/world/chinese-deny-americans-coronavirus-drugs

At the same time, the Chinese government is making high profile donations to Italy and Hong Kong so that they can look good for PR. By cutting exports, they've contributed to the shortages but at the same time, they pretend to be the "good guy" by helping to solve the problem they created in the first place.

>Fake news about the origin of the virus

China is trying to spread fake news that the US maliciously infected the Chinese people despite zero evidence: theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/conspiracy-theory-that-coronavirus-originated-in-us-gaining-traction-in-china

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>Case in Niger
>Case in Chad
Africa heating up. These are basically as hot and dry as it gets and Corona still made it.

haha fuck turkey. also, chrloroprim or whatever it's called has cancelled the crappening.

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I know $5 is $5 but thats a new low user.

Everything is fine here snowflake; got no clue what you're talking about.

Asian Contagion

Africa was already dead user
Italy obviously, maybe burgerland

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

check those almighty digits

Check'd and kek'd

I've been hearing 3 weeks. Probably might be longer. Not the sort of thing an economy easily recovers from.

that just looks like someone gassed the plane and the rest is just nigs nogging

Coloradan too?

soon to be the number of dead as well!

That is a good question. The US is behind right now but with NY and other large cities it has the potential to grow so fast and so far.
My money is on US coming from behind and taking the lead, like a good horse girl.

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u didn't say something something BBC tho.

this thread is already staked nigger

Checked
IN

250K tonight oh my god the next step is coming out soon I can't wait

>friend from vienna gets called to an emergency
>normie threatens to throw her 5 yo son out of the window because she can't handle quarantine
>we are barely 4 days into a PARTIAL lockdown
I FUCKING LOVE THIS HAPPENING

also update on the situation
Vienna:
>masks are nearly out
>gloves and shit same
>zivis now do the test swabs (normally done by doctors but they don't have the manpower anymore)
>only 2 hospitals REQUIRE people to wear masks when entering
>shitty surgeon masks only still
here in Salzburg:
>quiet so far
>supposedly we have stocked up on ppe enough

general info:
>total quarantine is in the talks for upper austria and vienna
>will be decided this weekend (most likely waiting to see if there is a dip in numbers)
>not many people follow the order to stay inside as much as possible

Here's your Oni.

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i promise you it didn't

Whats up with these numbers?

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>Korean
>pure

You're literally a jap soldier's bastard child kek

Spring-fected roll

Last week you could have still beaten the rush fairly easy.
Also, it should never be too late to start stocking, sooner is going to be better than later.

>US State Leaderboard
184 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
29 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>IL:
4 deaths
>CO, MI, OR:
3 deaths
>CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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can't ignore those quads

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>White burgers are more likely to mix than Koreans.
Asian Americans have some of the highest racemixing stats in the US.

one's lying

...

I can’t imagine larping as a boomer trumpfag is even fun.

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shutup leaf

Of course not. It's a nigger.

Communists lie, more news at 12.

youtu.be/t4Dw7rp8VqU

ppe should be the new spelling for pepe, in honor of this shitstorm happening.

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Italy has the most old people in the world.

China is perfect.

Just wait two more weeks.

We all know china's are fake anin

Not anymore lol

Kek that's fucking great

This is your future, kimchi boy.

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china lied
people died

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lamao

Cope harder Yamamoto