/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2287

STOP MILKPOSTING PLS

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>no coronsama ohohohoho pic yet

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Whats the ideal temperature to set your fridge at?

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HUGZIES

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I would eat your pussy if you thought that it’d be cool, but I know you’re just a teen girl and you’re still in school.

nytimes.com/2020/03/18/business/ventilator-shortage-coronavirus.html
>As the United States braces foran onslaught of coronavirus cases, hospitals and governments are confronting a grim reality: There are not nearly enough lifesaving ventilator machines to go around
>Desperate hospitals say they can’t find anywhere to buy the medical devices, which help patients breathe and can be the difference between life and death
>American and European manufacturers say they can’t speed up production enough to meet soaring demand
>United States, by contrast, has been slow to develop a national strategy for accelerating the production of ventilators
>This week, Mr. Trump urged governors to find ways to procure new ventilators. “Try getting it yourselves,” he said.
>hard and in some cases impossible.
>“The reality is there is absolutely not enough,”
>“We are in a global supply chain situation, like it or not, so everybody making ventilators here or elsewhere is going to be looking for parts, often coming from the same suppliers,”
>“These are ventilators to keep people alive,” Mr. Refsland said. “We aren’t making wagon wheels. It takes a while.”
archive.is/vk9UL
So long space cowboy

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The flu kills billion of people every year yet no one ever talks about it

Wave 2?

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I fucking told you to update your numbers you fucking nigger are you retarded?

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>the burger flipper

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-100 degrees. Danish temperature.

Anyone cringe and run away from coofers? I can't stand being near them now

How about mommy posting?

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China = lies
Korea = testing everyone at the start and throwing them into isolation

Because this flu is political and whenever somethings political the normalcucks go apeshit because normalfags have the IQ of a retard

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You laughed at the tiger penises, now who's laughing.

In english please.

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here we fucking go

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god, germany's death figures are utter bullshit
>less than 0.3% CFR
>even SK has 1% CFR

There's a niche slavic band named The Burger Flippers
youtube.com/watch?v=xjeC2nZ0JTA

Techno Themed Corona Thread:
soundcloud.com/dereksantossidi/cybertokyopopulation-control

100C the virus won't survive that.

27 years-old woman dies of COVID-19 in Italy.
corriere.it/

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Corona has only been around for a few months, the flu only kills people in poor countries who can't afford flu jabs.

what medication did you get?

did you ask the doc for hydroxychloroquine, which is known to be effective?
here it is sold as the brand name Plaquenil, 100 pills of 200mg for 15 euros

> What's their secret
China's secret is better known as "Commie lies".
Trust me on this.

Post your Curechans

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so US basically missed the prep window?
oh boy

10 THOUSAND DEATHS

The population density of Chinese cities is also higher.

>taking the bus to work
Social distancing is working friends!

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perkelele

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>The flu kills billion of people every year

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Tim don't look so good

Are you this guy?

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Cure-chan can't touch this

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what the fuck did she do to her face?

Did she have any other illnesses?

I didn’t know the flu wipes out over 15% of the world every year

>western femoid

I've been coughing for a week now and I am almost never Ill.

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Its bullshit, like here in Slovakia
>first Corona death
>a..actually she was an old lady and died of a heart attack, nothing to do with the virus its fine

good their mobilizing the pizza ovens

How long is this shit gonna last, unironically?

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At this rate Italy will surpass China in both official cases and deaths, and the worst part is that China's propaganda about the coronavirus origin being Italy will sound more believable a few years from now.

They cant get away with this.

Awwww shit

HI GARY

NUKE CHINA NOW , THE FILTHY PARASITES HAVE INFECTED THE WHOLE PLANET WITH THEIR FILTH , THEY MUST BE EXTERMINATED .

GAS THE CHINKS RACE WAR NOW!!

Duck infusion

You're in for a big surprise if you think this is solely a US issue. It will without a doubt be a global problem. No country has enough ICU beds to deal with this. You problem weren't even around for the leaks from china of people sitting around on park benches outside of the hospital holding their own IV bags in their hands.

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always gives me a boner

i love fear boners

This will be us on Monday. We need it though, because dumb Zoomers got too much free time and now spreading it with their public park parties. I would probably do the same in their position though, lol. Lets hope for cheap stocks and real estate when this shit is over.

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>Chloroquine-chan

Many other grave diseases. But she died of COVID-19.

FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants...

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LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

glad you are still alive user have not seen you in a while.

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its flattening

So what? How many 27 year old dead people are there? One?
Shit genes or some other ilness.

>China's propaganda about the coronavirus origin being Italy
I thought they were saying the US military spread it to Wuhan or something

How much salo you got?

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>Death toll in Italy now surpasses that of China.

HAPPENING

Woaah bro. You gotta chill man.

Nothingburger
No happening
Common cold not even a flu

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9gag.com/gag/ap5wwA5
I know 9gag is shit. But still tfw she cough next to him. HE is kill.
And why they're not wearing masks there, these politicians are so dumb and incompetent.

wtf

A right, honorable, -100 degrees.

Number one. That's terror

So who made the fucking virus?

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argiebro pls bake.

11 more death and 10k milestone. She's so close!

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1240734949923323906

Sean Payton tells @AdamSchefter he’s tested positive for the coronavirus.

The Saints coach is the first known case in the NFL.

Bros 3 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 3 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 3 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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Nothing lasts forever. Unironically.

Rape your fear before it rapes you!

Steal some faggot's car and risk it. Your goddamn safety matters more than anything.

about three fiddy

God, he's punishing us for our sins.

How much is that in freedom units?

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Guys can you not trigger Lookner like that, Im using headphones
>WWWWHHHHHOOOO?
>WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOO?

So every country except South Korea

To be truly based I would nuke USA, China, Israel.
Getting rid of them would finally make this planet better.

not gonna make it

Jews running the media has lasted a while tho...

I wcan't until more mexicans die, I just can't wait until all these retarded normies realize they fucked up

tons of retarded liberals and commies are already seething because stores are empty

I'm okay. There's 15 infected an hour away so i've been getting my shelter in the mountains ready. I even have friends to hug it out with when i get there

Reminder that black people think they're immune so Baltimore literally might not exist by winter

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-9995

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The University of North Carolina and the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

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>*coof*

based

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>billion of people

Also China has all sorts of flu every year, yet it is the first time they immediately quarantined multimillion populated cities and welded appartement doors shut.

This shit is pretty fucking serious.

No, but I know a thing or two about commie lies in general.

I want to go out and get Doritos, but I don't wanna dress up in PPE body armor and put on my gas mask with a new filter. Too much work.

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does anybody actually find those lips attractive?

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Unironically this

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Probably going to burn out by summer.

Between China, that spooky death cult, or maybe the jews

Not cool man..

I had COVID-19 for a week - light cough, lethargic, headaches, pretty much just mild flu-like symptoms. Now I feel like a million bucks. This is a bigger nothing taco than Y2K and Al Capone's vault and you sucker faggots are drinking it up like Belle Delphine's bathwater. This is the most pathetic doomsday cult I've ever seen, the world will never share your miserable existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo. Oh look now there's Hydroxychloroquine treatment that btfo your blessed Coronachan
>inb4 bro your lungs and balls are fucked4life!!1!
Lol yeah no life's good kiddo, I'm about to fuck my gf and order an All-Star special from Waffle House. How's all those sardines and ramen tasting?

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>believing Chinese

That's very based of you user. Keep it up.

The economical damages will take more than a decade to recover.

Politically, liberal globalization is over.

The flu ? Dormant by the end of the summer.

why does no one talk about switzerland, they look fucked

imagine the SUCC

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Good

:(

USA AT 12,966 CASES, 1128 JUST ADDED

Peak boomer
Fuck I wanna sniff that hole

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Happening cancelled
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Get in here fags

What's your favourite anime?

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imagine the stds

>the world will never share your miserable existance no matter how hard you circle jerk and spread your speculative schizo disinfo.
But the world is already locking everything down

Its seasonal.

I'm so tired of comically large asses. I like a nice perky butt like anyone else but look at the way this broads assmeat is just hanging. Awful. Tits are better anyway

yes we are

'till it's cold.