> Boris Johnson updates the country on coronavirus
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> Bill summary
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> Bill in full
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>Answers promised after school shutdown confusion
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>40 London Underground stations to be closed
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>Italy deaths rise by record 475 IN 24 HOURS
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>Europe sets up emergency lifeline worth billions
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Herb immunity is actually a good idea
It's just a flu, you fucking pussies. Have a pint.
reminder that this virus is airborne HIV. we're never getting a vaccine.
Had to shoot grandma today because she started to cough :( F gran
Literally all the guidelines are things I was doing already. I never knew the happening would be so easy.
Question Time is on already
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here it is
fat man with shit taste in tatoos has poor oppinion
i am stunned!
>zika Sars mers ebola bird flu pig flu
>no one ever lifted a finger
>Corona virus
>entire world shutdown
Somehow it's not the same
If you only knew how bad things really are...
Oy!
>The left wing people are taking over
Why ya'll so paranoid?
We need to remove safety labels from products and let natural selection take place, mate.
>london gets locked down
>set up hottie pass
>only qt's allowed in and out
>have to go in quarantine to make sure their clear
>once cleared they get put on a website where neets get to pick the one thy want
>they have to marry the first neet that choices them and become a mummy wife
>rest of London gets napalmed
sounds like a plan
boris deserves to be strapped to a nuke and fired at beijing.
watching ed instead youtube.com
Been working from all week.
Set up for tomorrow now, literally just need to keep an eye on my emails in case anything happens (and it probably won't).
That said, this is going to get boring soon.
I admire your dedication lad
>Chatting shit about are Baz
Not on, that.
God that meme is such fake bullshit.
They're currently ALL ran by globalist pro-Israel parties and that matters far more than any other label they're putting out there.
the communist multiculturalist conservative christian party is very right wing m8 dont be daft
total organ shutdown mutation when
En Marche in France, and FSM in Italy, are both centrist, they're not right wing
Knew it'd be a paki within the first 5 seconds.
really hating niggers right now
when is boris going to talk about the fact that the CFR in the UK is about to hit 70%? that's 20x as lethal as the (((WHO))) says this virus is.
it already does that. organ damage is common even in "mild" cases. severe cases will fuck all of your organs up, if you manage to "recover".
Me and the boys booked an AirBnB in cardiff so we could go out on the razz. Owner wont give us a refund so we're fucking going and i already bought some weed. Get a couple of cans and get on it, simple as
>Brothers GP now self isolating because of potential coronachan
>Bro was told to self-isolate
>Dentist refused to perform check-up
>Bro told me this over Lunch today
Fuck, should I self-isolate now?
>Question Time
Just put it on
So rarely watch TV that I only just realised I hadn't turned it on at the wall since the last time I came back from the parents' - a month ago
Anyway, no general public edition - i.e. perfect audience for London Remainers.
>right aligned parties
L E L
>it's not real right-wingism
Dentists banned from using dental drills
R/badunitedkingdom is full of such toryboys. One step forward, two steps back with them.
They all have the same types of policies too. Only spain has left wing party now
Will this virus be americas downfall or will they shrug it off
It isn't.
There's nothing right-wing about creeping totalitarianism and loyalty to a foreign power, you pleb.
His towerblock needs a Grenfell
i like it for easy karma, just say, do it again
start forming dental vanguards
Is the news lying to us then?
The crates of apples at 1:50
Then theres other fresh fruit, all going to go moldy
Lads, I think I might have Corona. My head hurts, I feel a bit dizzy, my throat is sore and it hurts to swallow, I feel pain in my chest, my palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on my sweater already, ma's spaghetti.
How left wing? Do they larp on about idpol without actually redistributing capital? Because that’s every right & left wing party
someone post the image of 10/10 birds in england
This is one such Tory boy.
Yea I grassed on you, tosser.
>Spain
>20% unemployment
Everything seems to be in order
Who is this posh twat QRD
you can keep apples for two or three months in the right conditions
>Finland: Center Party
>Right aligned
Lel
fuck off marshall
put a bag over your head
Slip a finger up your arse and feel your prostate if it's vibrating or spinning like a neutron star then you have corona
>En Marche
>Right wing
The party is literally the result of the centre-left thinking that the far left is infrequentable. There were 4 parties running at roughly 20% in the election (Far left, Centre left, Right, Far Right), and it led to a winner takes all situation after the election.
En Marche is literally the US democratic party, french version.
yeah that picture is utter and fucking bullshit when it comes to finland. the governments a strong leftist coalition with the centre party assisting. the most important position of prime minister is held by a fucking social democrat. does that sound very right wing to you, you fucking obtuse ape?
authoritarianism, austerity, capitalism, class barriers. traditions are right wing things
hmm
I love you lads
lol, where my toryboys at
no they're left wing. which means they support equality, peace, liberty and multi culture/race/genders
>The latest numbers: UK's coronavirus infections rise by 643 to 3,269 and death toll goes up 33 to 137 - including the youngest, a woman aged just 47 with high blood pressure
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Post X-rays
>10 Haunting Photos Taken Seconds From Disaster
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>Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea
Yet it's a fascist monarchy
alri Beppe
am ordering pizza
> soufern saville
Nonce
>mfw my life hasn't changed at all while every fucking idiot is freaking out about a coof
I love how there is no middle ground between this disease will wipe the entire country and the disease is nothing to worry about.
All of you mongs deserve to get it.
sounds fucking gay
can anyone find any official government posters etc advising people to wear masks, or that masks prevent the spread or contraction of the virus.
why is booze so good
urm based....
>prime minister is held by a fucking social democrat.
but he's probably racist or something
Sounds like the tories
>including the youngest, a woman aged just 47 with high blood pressure
the MND guy was 45
Fascist?
even the word booze is nice to say
Probably on Grindr
my mate got aids from a pizza
>he
she*
aren't britannia hotels utter shit anyway
from that article
>Northern Ireland today confirmed its first death – officials described the patient as 'elderly' and said they had an 'underlying medical condition'.
>Police officer Nick Matthews, a 59-year-old father-of-two – who had underlying health conditions – died in Bristol Royal Infirmary.
>The new deaths include a 47-year-old – the second youngest British victim. MailOnline understands the patient was a woman from the Midlands, who had high blood pressure and another underlying health condition.
>underlying
>health
>condition
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>Coronavirus deaths in the UK rise to 144 as 3,269 test positive for COVID-19
>The latest deaths in England were people aged between 47 and 96 years old, and all had underlying health conditions.
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Look at his face.
Hope all is well lad.
sacked right away without notice using the government as an escape goat, blimey
THERE'S NO FOOD
WHO FUCKING NEEDS TOILET ROLL WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SHIT OUT
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KEK, going to brick up your door if I ever get your dox though la.
Capitalism is just the nature of resource allocation among civilised people.
Traditions are good things - obviously!
The Empire was brilliant at providing class mobility and we obviously have class mobility because we went from a nation of medieval plebs living off cabbage and cider to a largely middle class place without any gommunism.
No point in getting in to the rest of it with you. Congratulations on school being cancelled, so you can skive off easier and continue to not learn things.
You fookin wot m8
isn't CFR time based? Because people who will die from the disease die relatively quickly compared to those who go on to recover, won't any CFR info right now be biased towards death and make people panic?
>won't any CFR info right now be biased towards death and make people panic?
ding ding ding
this guy is going full apocalypse
he obviously went for the meat feast
ok you made me kek