/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2285

► Detected: 238,014 ► Died: 9,811
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
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Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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>RESEARCH
HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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Virus affects blood circulation
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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>LATEST CASES
15:03: 29 new deaths in England, United Kingdom.
14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
14:51: 1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:32: 67 new cases in Louisiana, United States.
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.

>MORE
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benis :D:D

Is the heat theory utter retardation?

Air born illnesses don't do well in humid environments, particles that come into contact with water vapors don't linger as much.

true if big

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>ONE MILLION UNDETECTED CASES IN THE US

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Hey user, how is this virus called again?
Please help me out. I somehow can not remember.

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strawpoll.me/19349734

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Ching Chong ill

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SARS 2: The Happening

Whoops, looks like someone else has it covered for now.

I'll check in later and see if a baker is needed.

Too early to tell. Many places with warmer climates aren't doing as much testing.

Hey guys...
Where are the Italians...?

Meant to link:

they are all deceased

Kung-Flu

I havent seen any italy flags for a while...

Meanwhile in Mexico.
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>Police elements from Ahome, Sinaloa protect themselves from the Covid-19 with a special suit
>They were observed on tours aboard the patrols in special white clothing and with face masks

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BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE

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HAPPENING
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>HAPPENING
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HAPPENING
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>HAPPENING

Question: IF china is lying about there death, how many have died?
Is it 3200 times 10?
Italy got there 3450 thanks to beeing 25% old people but how high is the nummber in china IF its spreading as hard as in italy?

Stop panicking so much German bros, chill a bit and watch Germany's Next Topmodel.
Forget Corona-chan for a while.

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Spain will join the 4 digit club tomorrow, good job Spain!

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Shanghai Shivers

Are you making an effort to keep black people who think that they're immune safe and sound, anons?

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Wu-Ping Cough

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So is it true that Texas is closing all dine in restaurants and only allowing drive thru and carryout like some other states? Someone told me that's what the governor of Texas said, or he signed something.

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*poke*

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If i'm not mistaken it's winnie the flu

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yes, already in place for 2 days

This is why I don't have twitter.

what medication did you get?
why not ask the doc for hydroxychloroquine, it's known to be effective?

What part of it offended him. I literally cant even tell whats supposed to be upsetting about it.

The "finally" I assume.

What? Damn our news sucks. I didn't see any articles online and nobody mentioned it. It's like nobody watches the news or nobody talks about shit.

Wumonia.

noooo I hope Corona-chan get those jungle swamp gatorfucking faggots, not based desert dry-climate dwellers

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FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

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Are millennials literally THE most fucked generation of them all? Check this:

>born during the late 80s early 90s where shit hit the fan all around former USSR also known as "the gangster 90s"
>childhood during 2000s when there was a huge rise in terrorism all around the world
>finish school around 2008-2009 aka the big depression
>finish uni at 2013-2014 aka the migrant crisis in EU or the Ukraine war and rouble death in Russia
>finally find a decent job at 2020 when corona hits and shits all over everyones plans and economies

Has any generation at all been fucked so consistently throughout their entire life? I highly doubt it. It's time to rename millennials to "the fucked generation" imo.

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dumbest post i've ever read. they've had the easiest ride of any people in human history

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Bros 3 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 3 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 3 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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Lies!

based

It largely depends on the country. People born in Russia during the late 80' and 90's can hardly even be called millenials - mainly because of the drastic differences in their lifestyle compared with the West.

Happening cancelled
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Get in here fags

>White female cop goes to the ghetto
>Bunch of niggers harass her

She was outnumbered like 50 to 1, don't know what she expected to have happen.

a mass shooting

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>+1000 CASES IN BURGERLAND

>election comes
>all candidates are fucking dead
No, really, they are all over 50

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Yang will make a comeback.

But everyone would already have NEET bucks from the gobement, so he would have literally no platform to run on.

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Don't give me hope

Next US president will be determined by mecha battle.

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Look, another snake oil seller.

So the happening is over, isn't it? Chloroquine nukes corona.

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NEET bucks for 1-3 months, once people have a taste for it they'll want to keep them permanently.

oh fuck yes, I'm playing this too

Explain to me why they don't have hundreds of thousands of deaths by now.

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First Mexican death
>Diabetic fuck, of course

youtube.com/watch?v=mo6NMolwMJw

he unironically has the strongest platform. automation is going to be hyper-accelerated after this. anything critical (ppe, medical equipment, drugs, energy, food, logistics, etc.) will be handled by computers and machines in factories where they don't even need to keep the lights on because machines don't need light to see... like the lego factory in denmark.

Once youve gone NEET even once, the wagie life just doesnt make sense anymore.

>people are dropping dead in the streets as usual
>no tests
>young people have kaiju-level immune system from being born and raised in literal shit

how do you know they don't? their first death was detected through an autopsy.

This, I hope we have a world soon where machines do everything for us and everyone can be a filthy neet.

no test

no virus

it's just paki psyop !