/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2286

► Detected: 236,703 ► Died: 9,818

LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
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Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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>REMINDER
2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
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All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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>LATEST CASES
15:03: 29 new deaths in England, United Kingdom.
14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
14:51: 1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:32: 67 new cases in Louisiana, United States.
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.

>MORE
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hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi hoi

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Fuck china
Fuck chinks
Fuck the ccp
Fuck jannies
Fuck trannies
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck banks
Fuck commies
Fuck nothingburgers
Fuck mutts
and most importantly
FUCK THE MEMEFLAGS

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>US State Leaderboard
175 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
27 deaths
>CA:
18 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>MI, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>IL, KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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Lithuania and Latvia shuts down border.

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MAGA, CORONA-CHAN! KILL ALL THE SANCTUARY FUCKERS WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE!

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anime

>1 million undetected cases in US

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This is getting boring now

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BIG IF TRU

Glad I prepped, wouldn't want the police to teach me a lesson

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Bros 3 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 3 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 3 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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"border"

twitter.com/TravelGov/status/1240723051374878722

Source? I been away all day.

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>CORONAVIRUS CURE ON THE WAY, CHEAP AND EASILY PRODUCED
>ANTI-MALARIAL EFFECTIVE
>JAPANESE ANTI-FLU DRUG EFFECTIVE (CHECK OUT THAT LOW CASE RATE!)
>ISRAEL, AUSTRALIA, GERMANY ALL MAKING VACCINES
>MILLENNIALS DOING FINE, ECONOMY IS SECURE
>CHINA SLAUGHTERED THE VIRUS
>SOUTH KOREA PUT IT TO THE SWORD
>JAPAN DOING WELL
>ITALY ABOUT TO FLATTEN, RECOVER
>REST OF THE WORLD ABOUT TO REALIZE THIS WAS ALL A SHAM
>STOCK MARKET BACK TO NORMAL WITHIN A WEEK
>OIL PRICES WILL START CLIMBING SOON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I want to trade one of my less useful guns for food, but I don't want to give it to someone who is going to end up raiding people with it. What do?

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Oh shit, another strain of flu, what are we going to do!?
I was hyped/scared a week/two ago, but it's getting disappointing, seriously.

This will kill off all fatties, asthma, cancer, weak immune system people. What's wrong with that?

So this coronavirus can survive in frozen meat. Now China had a trade war with America, the African Swine flu, a deficit of pork meat.
So they were buying frozen pork meat from all the places, like Brazil...
How likely it is that the SARS-CoV-2 is actually originated from some pork farm in the Amazon basin?

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>105 cases
>1 dead
>gov saying we are doing way better than most of the EU and are way ahead of the virus
>the military putting up tends in front of one of the biggest hospitals while there is more than enough room inside the hospital
>nobody finds it weird

WHAT TO THINK OF IT BROS GIVE TO ME STRAIGHT

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dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8124959/Leading-scientist-advising-Government-coronavirus-says-illness.html
>One of the Government's topcoronavirusexperts believes he has contracted the virus
>Imperial CollegeLondonvirus expert who has been advising UK officials for two months, said he is now in self-isolation.
>His projection that 260,000 people could have died if officials hadn't announced social distancing measures was one of the driving forces behind Britain's current situation.
>He has been one of the most vocal scientists since the outbreak began, taking part in regular press briefings and television interviews.
>'I mean there is a slight risk I may have infected someone but that probably is quite slight.'
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I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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This viral outbreak was predicted two years ago. Pic related. Fuck juice.

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Why does Corona only kill socialist countries?

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How many dumbfucks you see wearing masks today guys?

R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
>R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
>PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
>R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
>PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
>R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
>PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT
R. MADRID FOOTBALL PLAYER LUKA JOVIC EVADES QUARANTINE IN SPAIN AND FLIES TO SERBIA TO CELEBRATE HIS GF'S BIRTHDAY
PRESIDENT OF SERBIA, VUCIC, MENACES JOVIC WITH A HUGE FINE OR 1 TO 12 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE OF IT

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based

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It’s gonna go past 10000 dead today lads.

Update your numbers pal

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>2021
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some MW2 BR
>Boot up PC
>types in password
>TYPES IN PASSWORD
>"Please verify your identity by scanning your certification mark."
>places hand under scanner
>"ERROR MISSING VACCINE #27: national guard vaccination unit inbound to administer [NEW] Vaccine[XA36]

God what I wouldn't give for a verification can right about now

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*tents

I wish...

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What is with the mass of toilet paper buying; does Coronavirus give you the shits, or something?

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I do not leave my house, I am not retarded.

88 says to sell it to a local skinhead.
Chances are, they are better prepared than you, will have some extra supplies, and due to past convictions, won't have enough guns. Things just have a way of working out.

>he made me read it again

Wanna ficki dem holes boi

Pic or you're lying

digits decide final corona death toll

i say a million

how much longer for billions of Infected?

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Corona cunny!

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Reminder its

>Kung Flu
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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Spread that shit to niggers you dumb yanks.. let it rip through them. Don’t let them self isolate..
spread spread spread it

10,000 TODAY BOYS

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>Help me Bros

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Just make sure you aren’t legally liable then who gives a fuck. If you give someone a working gun then you gotta trust they won’t shoot you the second you turn around at the very least.

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my final form

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thats not a lot you pussy.
i want 500million

CoronaVirus names:

>Chinky Cough
>Shanghai Shivers
>Feng Shui Fever
>Chengdu Congestion
>Dongguan Death

I'm guessing about 2 months.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Lose weight or embrace the comorbidity

I hope it goes past 12k till the end of the week. Then we all can say
>1 NEW THREAD = 5 MORE DEAD

Requesting source for the pic in Cheers stay alive

NHS England said its latest deaths were people between 47 and 96 years old who all had underlying health conditions.

Don't call it the chinese virus pls.

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Checked and based af

Based

link where 2 cop goggles for a fellow bespectacled retard

Norms are non-sapient and react to stimuli like insects. They read about toilet paper on the news, think OH GOD NOT MUH BUM HOLE, go buy a million rolls and nothing else, and then post epic toilet paper memes on tiktok or whatever. Just poke a hole in a water bottle and you have a bidet.

>5 days with fever, muscle ache, chills, nausea, fatigue
>no cough

A-am I going to make it?

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>Capitalism is collapsing (literally) and the third image in your gallery will be the next economic system.

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Don't forget
>Chinavirus
>Chinesevirus
>Commie Cold
>Lao Pao Sicken

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Good work, user.

How does anyone buy into this Corona bullshit ?

200k cases ? That's it , why not 10 million ? , 50 million ? Only 9k or 10 k deaths ? Lol oh nooooo!!! That's literally a drop in the liberal vomit and piss bucket that this mass hysteria comes with. The easiest way to tell if it's fake is all the bullshit half measures.

Lol close a gym down where people are constantly wiping and sanitizing everything , but let's keep open a shitty and filthy mexican convenience store that's crowded with people because nobody can fucking shop or do shit

All this over 9 or 10 k deaths ? What a crock of shit. Fuck this shit.

I’m starting to believe that’s correct take

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Indians traded corn for muskets

Then used the muskets to take back the food

You should just use your musket to take the food

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10/10

Do not worry, you have Ebola, not Covid19

I was going to give them a disassembled gun so even if they have .22LR in their pocket they can't just shoot me right away.

Yes, this is what I'm suspecting, I cannot think of any other explanation. I mean the article I linked specifically says that the respirators literally has failed 100% of the time for all patients who has required one, this is unexplainable in way other than there being something wrong with the respirators, because we haven't heard anything similar from any other country at all.

Either that, or Italian people are really REALLY unhealthy to the point where the damage their bodies have accumulated over the decades is just so much more than the oldies from the other countries

Earth looks so small from here

You're fucked. But no one is as fucked as we are.

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want some of that YuMmY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SING IT WITH ME BOYS

> panic at the disco
> panic on the streets
> glorious panic to cull the weak
panic at the disco
panic on the streets
glorious panic to cull the weak
> panic at the disco
> panic on the streets
> glorious panic to cull the weak
panic at the disco
panic on the streets
glorious panic to cull the weak
> panic at the disco
> panic on the streets
> glorious panic to cull the weak
panic at the disco
panic on the streets
glorious panic to cull the weak

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My government smart move

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SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
>SPANISH GOVERMENT FINALLY REVEALS THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF THE INFECTED CASES: HALF OF THE CORONAVIRUS CASES ARE FROM PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65

MAYBE THAT FEMINAZI DEMOSTRATION THE 8-M HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT, RIGHT COMMIES? CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHEN THEY REVEAL THE NUMBER OF INFECTED WOMEN

>elespanol.com/ciencia/salud/20200319/jovenes-coronavirus-mitad-infectados-sars-cov-2-fallecidos/475953285_0.html

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stupid fucking OP pic lmao I lold

Based

kek.
its dumb as fuck.
thepanic people are going through now i went through back in january when i bought a gas mask, lysol, mountains of food and all sorts of tother stuff BUT back then we had no idea what we were dealing with.

now? this is a totally different happening, the pandemic is bullshit

LA is fucked

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>haha likes go brrrrr

The great wealth hedge they promised us is now $12 oz.

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You are here

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72 billion IQ

sounds like stress

1. do you have a legitimate fever or do you feel hot
2. have you been eating/sleeping normally

stress fatigue feels like a cold

Sorry to say it, folks, but despite being mostly crackheads the people of Hamilton ON are doing really well to avoid crowded places.
The streets are empty, shops are only open for pickup, and transit is only running on a limited schedule. I don't think corona is going to hit us as hard as I was hoping.

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Good.

Ok Chang

...

WHERE ARE THE ITALIANONS

Kys pedo

lol is that really the border? a couple of dilapidated girders stacked on some old wooden pallets?

Hey genius. What do you think the early part of an outbreak LOOKS LIKE DUMB FUCK? Do you think the Spanish Flu just killed millions the day of its arrival? PLEB

Can someone make a 'quarantine' version of this :
"Avē Imperātor, moritūrī tē salūtant" ("Hail, Emperor, those who are about to die salute you")
Like "Those who are about to be quarantined salute you"

Oops, now you're here

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there's a difference between simply being infected and having no symptoms or so little symptoms it doesn't matter, and being infected by having to be hospitalized due to the symptoms

according to mathematicians there should be roughly 100k infected in Sweden, while "official" numbers are just ~1300 or something like that, those are the people who are tested

Early preppers from /cvg/ were recommended to buy toilet paper before the normalfags got to them. Hope they listened.

>Third image
What the fuck am supposed to make with this?
>pic is third image

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>being able to wear a mask
Are you telling me you don't have a beard user? What are you some kind of faggot?

GERMAN PLANS FOR SARS PANDEMIC IN PAPER FROM 2012!

>GERMAN PLANS FOR SARS PANDEMIC IN PAPER FROM 2012!

dipbt.bundestag.de/dip21/btd/17/120/1712051.pdf

Sars Covid plans starting at Page 56

Got a link?

>PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN 65
Less than 65 what?

dead

>US State Leaderboard
176 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
27 deaths
>CA:
18 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>CO, MI, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>IL, KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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impossible, look at italy, the hospitals are full and they are strggeling to burn the bodies in the crematories
You will know when you have it

>ITALY ABOUT TO FLATTEN, RECOVER
Bruh do you read the news..?

do you have the other 200k version ?

user... I

Lol and you could literally bypass it by driving through a few weeds

Lmao just limbo under it

any new photos of china from space ? pollution levels and other

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8131269/Fit-healthy-gym-goer-39-struggles-breathe-coronavirus.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8131269/Fit-healthy-gym-goer-39-struggles-breathe-coronavirus.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8131269/Fit-healthy-gym-goer-39-struggles-breathe-coronavirus.html

BROS

fugg :DD

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Qui futurus quarantined salvete

Since when is being lazy being a faggot.

>Lao Pao Sicken

my sides

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>Boomer remover

what about Alberta?

not even a schizophrenic on LSD could understand that

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So.. should be understand my image as "blacks killing whites", or slaves (goyim) killing slavemasters (jews)?

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>20% GROWTH RATE IN CANADA

NO LIKE THIS FELLOW TIMBITS

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You can just walk around that, bro.

Meanwhile in Mexico.
lineadirectaportal.com/sinaloa/elementos-policiacos-de-ahome-sinaloa-se-protegen-del-covid-19-con-traje-especial_20200319-974641/
>Police elements from Ahome, Sinaloa protect themselves from the Covid-19 with a special suit
>They were observed on tours aboard the patrols in special white clothing and with face masks
dailymotion.com/video/x7stqi8

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>5375392587 infected
>472399385 dead
man fuck it i cant even be bothered anymore

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Wow

I've watched his talks to WHO and he's been one of the people to give pretty good info

this camera man is a true bro and I commend him for it

guter pfosten, bergbrudi

It's still midwinter here.

Yeah, and I had that back in February. You're describing the first symptoms, which most people already had.

Infograph of the situation in Italy up to now
Mortality rate by age brackets could be interesting IMHO
Sauce
>epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/sars-cov-2-sorveglianza-dati

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>reduced transit
Hello from Edmonton.

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bump

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/country/IT/
NO ITALIANS HAVE POSTED FOR 3 MINUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Daily Mail

duck hankies too

only true aryan germans should survive the apocalypse

So it's nothing.
We got hyped over a bit stronger flu.

You know countries could just have respect for each other's borders. America/Canada has the world's longest undefended border. You could accidentally wander between countries and not know the difference.

This desu

>Qui futurus quarantined salvete
Thank you

>Timbits
Not for long. Tim Hortons is gonna close soon.

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GERMAN PLANS FOR SARS PANDEMIC IN PAPER FROM 2012!

>GERMAN PLANS FOR SARS PANDEMIC IN PAPER FROM 2012!

dipbt.bundestag.de/dip21/btd/17/120/1712051.pdf

Sars Covid plans starting at Page 56

>third image
i'm okay with this

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I wore a mask to Costco to pick up meds because I'm probably infected and I wonder how many people thought I was a dumbfuck for not wanting to infect anyone else

you should be fucking ashamed of yourself thinking you were welcome here. when we say you have to go back, we mean it. get the fuck out normie faggots

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poo in loo

nobody cares about this corona bullshit anymore just get back to work niggers

BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE
>BURGERS LEARNING HOW TO FIREBEND AFTER ONLY A FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE

twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936
HAPPENING
twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936
>HAPPENING
twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936
HAPPENING
twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936
>HAPPENING
twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936
HAPPENING

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dangerously based.

All I know about Alberta is it's full of literal faggots and gay farmers. I wouldn't mind if they died desu. Hope to buy a nice property by the water there someday though.

>Mochitense in Spain begs Mexicans to stay home; tells how Covid-19 spread
>Pedro Alarcón tells how when the quarantine began in Spain, people acted as Mexicans do now and now they live in chaos
>"When the quarantine was lived here in Spain, what people did was grab their suitcases and went to the beach, Malaga was full of tourists, hotels to the limit, people ignored it. From one day to the next, things change a lot",
>"I ask you to please pay attention to the indications that you give them, if they have not yet closed places like shopping malls, the cinema, things like that, do not go there is no point, buy movies, download them, whatever you want, do not leave , go out as little as necessary, "he pleaded.
lineadirectaportal.com/sinaloa/video-mochitense-en-espana-suplica-a-mexicanos-quedarse-en-casa-cuenta-como-se-propago-el-covid-19_20200319-974604/

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Is China lying about their newly infected? None of their numbers line up.

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Give it 3-6 months.
It’s basically doubling every week now.

Important post

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>>OIL PRICES WILL START CLIMBING SOON
>laughs in Saudi

youtube.com/watch?v=sCx74U9T6PE

>mfw wizardry isn't a result of staying virgin, but a result of becoming a NEET

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Mexico shouldn't really exist...
Definetly not with +100 million people...

PSA: Don't give attention to Nothingburgerfags, whether here or real life. They're grasping at the smallest of straws now to feel like they're in control and WILL lash out at you if you try to present them with facts.

>Otherwise, the situation in Mexico will reach the same scenario as Spain where there are about 18 thousand infected and more than 800 dead.

it's mutating

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How? Massive increase in cases in the US, Italy's deaths above China's now, normies all on full panic mode except for Florida zoomers

HERD
IMMUNITY

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soon™

>Hope to buy a nice property by the water there someday though.
the good news is that housing is getting cheaper on the west coast, antichink sentiments are rising, and soon you might be able to buy a waterside property in alberta.

best virus? best virus.

>is china lying?
user....

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Yeah.

Indeed.

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based moon poster

gibs me oil

my third image is from when I like to poop outside
I drop a quick no-wiper

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When this ramps up in burgerland it's going to fucking savage the world economy. Might as well tell your boss you think he's a cunt because you're both going to be on the dol in a few months

>young people can't get covid19

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Imma need that kung pao give it to me nao

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>10K DEATHS
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ITALY SHUT DOWN THEIR INTERNET CONNECTION
HAPPENING

Where is that from?

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lmao

Also India update is that we are going on nation wide quarantine on Sunday, no one except gummint can go outside.

They arent calling it a quarantine but "JantaCurfew" or People's curfew and its allegedly only for 24 hours.

12/10 my guy

Of course not, you got to trust their excellent containment strategy early on in the outbreak. Millions were saves from those brave doctors. People who says otherwise are racists!

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BRRRR

We're finished aren't we?

Um, hello? B-based department

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Alright

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ha ha ha

.......seriously guys WHERE ARE THE ITALIANS???

>US State Leaderboard
179 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
27 deaths
>CA:
18 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>IL:
4 deaths
>CO, MI, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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SHE NEEDS THIGH UPGRADES GOD DAMNIT. QUIT IGNORING THE BEST PART

today from Tennessee
sauce:
tn.gov/health/cedep/ncov.html

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Yes.

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Now Italy has taken the censorship pill

>only 24 hours
Wtf is that going to help when the virus has been confirmed to take a few days before symptoms show at best, and some people claiming shit about it taking up to weeks although it seems like thats been mostly debunked

100k a year for amateur content? bullshit

Yeah ima want that

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italians are posting still see

>fever
>just stress dude
At least tell me you are not a fucking doctor, if so, kys.

China has everything under control. The captains are sleeping.

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Pasta is kill.
Press F to pay respects to pizza.
F

I already posted this in the other Kraut thread, but Dachser, one of the big carrier, is likely to go bankrupt. Got a notice today that honestly told me that they're not sure if they can keep up the supply chain any longer with these conditions. Also huge freight price increase today.

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PROTEC THE HERD

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> WA
HIGH SCORE!
anyone else noticing the libshit states are suffering the worst? maybe its all the aids spreading?

Her thighs got upgraded between 150 and 200.

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Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

I guess its one way to normalize people to accept a longer quarantine, if you announce a 4 week lockdown like this, people will panic and riot.

Asian Blast

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It originated in a weapons lab. Don't be dumb.

They produce most of the world's masks and force all their citizens to wear them. Yes, it's not a 100% shield from getting the virus, but it's a massive boost to help PREVENT SPREADING IT.

Their containment effort looked draconian, and that's why it's working. You can't contain a disease like this with half measures.

what am I looking at here? docked ships?

fuck guys if internet goes down how will we talk to each other? I should have learned ham radio

Can anyone explain why we're ruining the lives of 98% of the population for years to come to save 2% of the population who is going to die in the next couple of years anyways?

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>mfw live in Nashville
>mfw parents been COOFing the past week
hahaha ebin

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Imma need some veins on that

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not sure if bait or burger education

No way, it's the opposite. Free market runs to the government with a hand out when the recession hit.

Yikes

Oh...

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Looks like we’ll have the black death 2.0

Hint: Dachser is also big in the Food industry. If I were you I'd start buying everything I could now. There will be shortages unlike the gov says.

Because no one believes the 2% number anymore Chang

Im okay with this

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