How pissed off are you

Frankly, a bit miffed.

We had zombies before the pandemic hit. They're called Leftists.

tbf if the power was cut on everyone forever that would be better no need for zombie BS. i believe there was a movie on it, can't remember its name

bummed.. however i think that democrats could be passed off as zombies

I just like to imagine that I'm already in a zombie apocalypse and have been my entire life, it's just that the zombies are of a mind controlled/necromancy variety and are indirectly supporting me by making food and stuff.
It's pretty comfy and I never go outside.

They'll be in the DLC.

here is hoping for a mutation to make it a rage virus, hopefully they are not the running kind of zombie

What timeline you talking about nigga? Zombies everywhere around here.

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>probably more intelligent than you
If they have to loot, then they aren't intelligent, user.

roll for zombie mutation

I wouldn't want to get eaten alive. I'd be way too scared. Zombies terrify me.

>there are no zombies.
You forgot about niggers.

roll again

Pretty pist desu. Was looking forward to becoming Negan.

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Also this. The idea of having an actual zombie apocalypse suddenly became far less favorable after a few hyper-realistic nightmares about it that I, for some reason, couldn't wake up from for a long while.

this is your friend.

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I also suffer with zombie nightmares. Even as a child.

were all the zombies ....

Rolls

This is why I never saw the appeal of zombies. EVEN in zombie stories, the looters and human enemies are far more dangerous. After the initial panic, the zombies are basically traffic cones.

Are you sure? You haven't seen the trumpturds babble mindlessly about how it's just a flu or an impeachment attempt?

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zombies would never come true its scientifically impossible for zombies to exist in they very nature presented in pop culture kek like living dead human lurking for flesh to eat up bitch please be real

That's why you need to be Negan

It wasnt a good metaphor back in the day and it still isn't.

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There are actually zombies in nature. It's a spore that takes over ants and snails and bend them to their will

The entirety of MSM was saying it was just a flu, meanwhile he tried to shutdown flights from China and they called it racist. This was back in January when you all were distracted with the faggy impeachment. Eat shit tacos, Paco

Also. You're not worthy of them trips faggot.

YET?

The masses are already the zonbies. And you are too....for not noticing. There's people that will it eat yu if the food runs out

We already have leftist zombies, with no pandemic needed tho.

Oh and now that I think about it, it'd be fun to observe the panic and all, but after that I'm completely and utterly fucked: a literal skellington neet, no weapons, no training of any kind, and to top it all my ankles are completely broken, I can only walk and seem like I'm not injured, but I'm physically incapable of running anymore.
I wouldn't last in any scenario.

well we do have an Apocalypse sooo you can still try, just you know, don't touch anyone sweaty

Duh, why do you think all looters in katrina were black?

You need to Reddit. This is a men's only board.

keep calm and kill zombies xD
my other car is a tardis

I love zombie dreams. I'm always scared, and sometimes I don't make it, but when I do it feels so cool.

>having fantasies about becoming a shit character from a shit show
>telling anyone to go to plebbit
Ahmed, I...

You may be, peabrained stupid retard fuck.

It's not the same thing. We need societal breakdowns and zombie horses to Negan

There are still plenty of trump supporters

Toothpaste posts are always the worst. Suck it up and leave.

It can still mutate.

Just toilet paper zombies.

>No zombies
Idk have you been taking a look at society the past decades?

>The entirety of MSM was saying it was just a flu
You mean trump was saying it was just a flu

google.com/amp/s/www.axios.com/trump-coronavirus-hoax-behind-scenes-a54314da-4fae-4086-ac34-85964a46c4fc.html

youtube.com/watch?v=HvE9hCZ-jaU
youtube.com/watch?v=qDN2xEEHUy8

Funny how detached from reality you trumpniggers are, even when there's ample video evidence of trump saying stupid things you will flat out deny it

Hordes. Not horses. Kek.

I'm actually glad they made Negan. He's a very good retard detector, absolutely every single Negan poster I've seen is a subhuman retard.
But then again you're muslim, so being a subhuman retard is natural for you.

So much this! This disease reminds me of that one time in Harry Potter/Game of Thrones/Star Wars/Marvel. We're the good guys, and [MEDIA_VILLAIN47 not found] is the bad guy! We've got to stick together just like they did!

Very good post with pristine digits. Dude media lmao.

I hear rabies in humans isn’t too far from it.

human rabies is nothing like zombie plague.

>Admits to being a weak beta manlet with bad ancles
>Accuses others of being subhuman.
>Posts under toothpaste flag.

It all adds up. Now take your weak ass back to plebbit.

you're upsetting Lucille

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Believe it or not, people can get injured throughout their lives.
Also nice spacing and writing style, amuse me some more with your ledditing.

>Newfart farting up the entire thread
>Pretends to be an oldfag.

Oh sweetie.

I didn't watch past the first season because the show is complete trash so I don't get the reference. The comic was good though, but I dropped it at some point.
It's funny that every leddit refugee acts and writes the same. It's as if you're actual bots.