COVID-19 NUMBERS IN MICHIGAN FROM 66 to 336 IN ONE DAY

Guess it's a good thing everyone is panicking and showing up at the hospital due to any of the common symptoms China virus displays.

810 bump

nearly about to get kicked out of my parent's place for how desperately im trying to get them to stay home. but whatever. i really dont care about my own situation. whatever it takes to make them understand the gravity of theirs.

Gas station in Ferndale. I grabbed 3 of them.

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Nigger

No shit. The real numbers are higher than reported because our country was woefully under-prepared. Now that they are testing more, they're finding more.

why the fuck don't they go on lockdown already. what are they waiting for

If you have toilet paper why are your hands covered in shit?

They are locking it down tomorrow morning. NG troops will block travel at Indiana and Ohio border, screenshot this.
Source? Screen cap this

>OMG ALL THOSE NEW CASES
No, it's just cases they had in quarantine that were finally confirmed.
>our country
Nobody on earth was prepared for a disease you can't test until you see it. The Chinese are still struggling to get enough tests. Fuck you. Seriously, go stick your head in a door.

Just bought a bunch of vernors

Good, I hate mutts.

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Based! that Malaria medicine machine is going BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thank God for the National Forests

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Ferndale bro, check the liqueur store on Hilton if you need TP. Seen a while rack the other day when stocking up on whisky

Michigan is a train wreck. Nobody knows what’s going on here.

We had 3-4 months to come up with an alt-schooling program for the kids and did nothing as this shit spread across the globe. Then the governor just cancels all the schools with a 24-hour notice, no plan for schooling the kids.

Government at its best.

Eh. Still better than fucking florida and nyc

FEMA conference call w/Governors
youtu.be/3gjPFelN1vY0
Gov. Whitmer at 44:15
Less than a minute wasted.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Are you near Haslett? I drove by the village square strip mall, even normally no is there but today there was tons of construction equipment and truck in the parking lot. Probably where they are building the death camp

Time to spread more of it then!

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I...Is that Chef Boyardee?

I actually think the governor is doing great with this compared to other states. She is taking the virus very serious and isn’t afraid to shut shit down if she thinks it will help

Flint Township?

Genesee just caught their first confirmed cases

Fugg, bay city shut down the meetro busses because an female employee has a mild case

For sure. Gov. Newsome of CA just said don’t expect school to come back by the end of the school year. It’s just about done.

Then another news report says this thing’s about run its course. I don’t think anyone knows WTF is going on.

windsor reporting, thank god nigs cant swim

Well at least she fixed the damn roads....

Speaking of communicable disease: be on the lookout for this chick. Her name is Winn and she has herpes. She lives in Dexter, works in Chelsea, and often spends time in Ann Arbor. She's fucked an untold number of guys in this area and there is no telling how many have been infected. Stay safe out there!

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Xavier how you been?

Day 8 in 313 no symptoms. My aunt told me her friend in natnl guard says they are gonna be deployed soon. Looks like MI is gonna end up under the federal hotspot threshold until it's too late and has ballooned beyond what early action can help with

Fuck I live in that county

Youre lucky nothing froze over this winter.

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Hey, cool it with the antisemitism buddy

Holy shit Meijer is cutting back their hours majorly

>New hours Beginning Fri - Meijer close at 10 pm and open at 8 am Sr citizens only Tu and Thurs 7-8am; essential service workers & Meijer employees only M & W 7-8am

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If the nogs get you first, consider it an act of mercy by the lord.

It was only a matter of time, we're rubbing shoulders with Oakland county and they've been the hardest hit.

The niggers live in flint; I do not

That's nothing lol, we had 191 case today and we have half Michigan's population.

Source?

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standby,
tactical nigger unit inbound

we're actually fencing off the waterfront near teh bridge

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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My mom is happy that they are so she can go in the morning, but she needs me to help her shop to lift and reach stuff, are caretakers allowed?

Name these people

Yeah, but no one gives a shit about a bunch of bog-trottin' paddies.

Safe and comfortable in 269

586 here. Work shutdown today. Co-worker called in this morning with a fever.

Me you jigger

So Michigan jumped from 33 to 66 to 336? Why not 3366? The numbers really can be anything you want where you're making them up