/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2284

Bros 3 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 3 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I use 3 rolls a day to cover up the shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and toilet paper and I have to squat so I can shit on top of the pile of shit and TP. Now my entire apt reeks of shit and the fumes are causing me seizures. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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Based baker

COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
>COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
>COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
>COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
>COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED
COUGHING AT SOMEONE SHOULD BE SHAMED AND PROSECUTED

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-9958

SOON

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Are infections still occurring in places with lockdowns? Wtf

So after ebola what's the next pandemic for corona to beat on deaths

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true /cvg/ bread for true anons

STAY. INSIDE.

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Someone post the country list. Why did you cunts stop.

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>farmers in Canada no longer allowed to import Jamaicans and Mexicans to pick cherries, do farmwork
>all of their shanty shacks empty
How is this not a food supply issue? They absolutely need to hire Canadians ASAP to farm.

FRESH LOLI CUNNY!
GET YOUR LOLI CUNNY HERE!
ONCE HYPERINFLATION KICKS IN YOU WILL DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE SOME LIQUID LOLI CUNNY ASSETS!
GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE FRESH! STRAIGHT FROM UNCLE VANYA'S UNDERGROUND RAPE DUNGEON! WE'VE GOT WHITE, YELLOW, BROWN AND BLACK! ORDER YOUR LOLI CUNNY!
CHOOSE YOUR LOLI AND REPOPULATE THE POST-HAPPENING WORLD!

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Corona Chan - Wuhan! (Got You All Infected)

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=133&v=BW2k9R6EtHk&feature=emb_logo

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My two remaining grandparents are both hospitalised, one positive with corona but is overall good, other has pneumonia already and I don't know anything else
Hope you said goodbye to your loved ones, you might not see them again

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>only one bank president killed so far
>happening
Jesus christ look at all the fuzz over nothing

Moron here. Can China’s numbers be trusted?

where is this

Holy shills.

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No, it should be praised

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New cases coming in every other minute
Go to worldometers you lazy cunt

China is the same as South Korea? You can't say that!

ITALY SURPASSED CHINA IN DEATHS
ITALY SURPASSED CHINA IN DEATHS
ITALY SURPASSED CHINA IN DEATHS
ITALY SURPASSED CHINA IN DEATHS

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...

lmao

twitter.com/jabinbotsford/status/1240701140141879298?s=20

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How to keep salo and xleb good in biosuit?

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>US State Leaderboard
174 total deaths
24/50 states on the board (OK new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
68 deaths
>NY:
27 deaths
>CA:
17 deaths
>GA:
10 deaths
>NJ:
9 deaths
>FL, LA:
8 deaths
>MI, OR, TX:
3 deaths
>CO, CT, IN, VA:
2 deaths
>IL, KS, KY, MD, MO, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death

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NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE
>NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE
NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE
>NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE
NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE
>NOT BOOMER EXCLUSIVE

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/19/health/coronavirus-age-victims/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_content=2020-03-19T14:30:05&utm_term=link&utm_source=twCNN

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I'm starting to think that this is divine punishment against the kikes
>banks failing
>corporations failing
>globalism failing
>niggers accelerating the social unrest
>virus, so them being unhygienic subhumans hits them harder
>civil war in Israel soon
>slow rise of natsoc
She truly is /ourgirl/

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no one falls for this bait anymore. yesterday it was the same image but with 8k

I'm tooting for Spanish flu levels of destruction

Anything less and it's a nothingburger

Your stonks are gone Bill
Get a job you lazy fag

Let's call it by it's proper name:
Wuhan virus

screw this sars/covid shit

Not even CHADs are safe.

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Yea, because everyone's 'lockdowns' in the west are nothing like what the commie chinks did where they literally kept people in their homes 24/7 for weeks

Just been round and done my daily clean routine with antibacterial wipes and then mild bleach solution - make sure you stay on top of things frens.

Don't forget
>phones and tablets
>remotes
>light switches and door handles
>keyboard and mouse
>taps
>common surfaces and handrails

Remember to keep your clean zone
>Wash your hands as soon as you enter house
>Sanitise your hands as soon as you get in your car
>Sanitise your hands as soon as you get to your desk

This stops you spreading things within your environment after you have been in contact with surfaces touched by the public.

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My grandma died of pneuomonia. She got it and died like 1-2 days later. It's almost guaranteed to fuck up elderly. :(

Here's the original high-res version. So nice to see your memes live long and fruitful life.

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fucking kek. makes me respect him even more for having the balls to do that.

Yet people still believe china's bullshit

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we strong

absolutely based

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No footy from March to the end of April. How will they survive

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Based trump calling it as it is

You should burn down your appartment complex

Based if true

mother Russia

>US is at 9k
>go to store
>come back
>US is at more than 11k

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newfag detected

Is she pregnant or just curvy?

"the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone." The logic error is assuming a BW program would use a previously used backbone. They would avoid using one to escape attribution!!! Bogus conclusion!

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0%, every disease hits a saturation point long before they can infect everyone.
Even if it did it really would have to only leave less than 1 in a million cases as survivors in order to get close to killing humanity for good.

The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.
>The End Times are not here yet. Relax, brothers. We are going to be okay.

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It's big in US because of obesity. Fats gonna die.

its in my neighbourhood now. confirmed case just a few blocks away.

Is it okay if I smoke cigars while I have the covid?

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I've been coofing hard

Is everyone dead, why are these threads moving so slow

GOING TO GO OVER 10000 DEAD TODAY!

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Its bullshit, we are counting deaths like shit, why is germany so much lower? This fucking flu will devastate our economies just to save old people lives...once again young people get shat on their future by boomers

preggers

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Can anyone else explain to me why coronavirus is the best thing to ever happen?
> punished trudea is anti-immigration and partial fascist
> boomers dropping like flies
> mega-corps bleeding dry, local businesses thriving but slow
> globalization is dying
> virtualization efforts are finally catching up to where they should have been 10 years ago
> misinfo like drinking bleach is killing off retards (as it should)
> retards and normies are brawling for toilet paper and buying out food when they can't even spell preservation.
>> meanwhile me and other ubermesch are harvesting our crop gardens and eating ourselves fat, selling food-crops to neighbors, etc

Is the way to a technotheocratic monarchy to simply let a virus fuck over the old world gov? Who else wants to help raise panic levels by wearing plague doctor uniforms and spreading more misinfo?

C O R O N A
I S
B E S T
V I R U S

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>that graph

>Making the lightest and hardest to see color the top of the big bars, and majority of the tiny bars

that's racial and predjudiciary and discriminory

I don't trust that kike website

.... i hope your post is a b8 reply

T. CHANGALANG

Probably >1 MILLION UNDETECTED cases by now

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The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. A couple of days ago, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

>civil war in Israel soon
Gonna need source on that, Giuseppe.

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My condolences.

looking for a link to the HIV RNA reports and the 5 day survival of the virus outside the human body

wanna show it to a biology friend

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL THIS IS A NOTHING BURGER?
SOAPLANDS IN JAPAN ARE STILL OPEN
LETS GO,BROS IM USING MY DRUMPFBUCKS TO GET MY DICK WET!

There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even a bunch of Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
>archive.is/vHtpU
>archive.is/M9IRO

Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

However, people keep saying that the virus originated from a wet market in Wuhan where animals are kept in horrendous conditions, then slaughtered for meat. If that's true, this could all have been avoided if China spent a few million dollars training and hiring health inspectors to make sure wet markets are up to code on health safety rules. But what do you expect when factory explosions are common in China.

>See qt3.14 on the street
>can't even talk to her because social distancing and stuff

I don't like this happening anymore lads

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>no one falls for this bait
You fell for this bait.

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

Nice excuse for being a pussy, faggot.

Who is this

it's literally just the flu
in three months when everything's back to normal I'll be laughing at you retards

> s.o.y.b.o.i
> blue checkmark
opinion discarded

LOLI CUNNY CATALOGUE AVAILABLE
GET THE QTS WHILE THEY'RE HOT

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it's a spambot

Nature paper says
"the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone." The logic error is assuming a BW program would use a previously used backbone. They would avoid using one to escape attribution!!! Bogus conclusion also note Wellcome Trust scientist was first to tout this , big in population control.

>Hurr durr orenj men based
It's playing to his base to obscure the fact that he bungled the early stages.
Apparently it's working. And that's... depressing.

What's your theme for today?

youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

ty

I walked just by him a few days ago...

Look here: pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

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New Tennessee numbers. Still no info on hospitalizations or critical cases. More confirmation of mostly younger people getting it.

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>Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
>archive.is/CI9sO

This means the bacteriophage larp late january/early februari on Yas Forums was true

Nature paper says
"the genetic data irrefutably show that SARS-CoV-2 is not derived from any previously used virus backbone." The logic error is assuming a BW program would use a previously used backbone. They would avoid using one to escape attribution.

+336 CASES IN MICHIGAN
+336 CASES IN MICHIGAN
+336 CASES IN MICHIGAN
+336 CASES IN MICHIGAN
+336 CASES IN MICHIGAN
clickondetroit.com/health/2020/03/19/michigan-coronavirus-covid-19-cases-spike-to-336-as-testing-ramps-up/

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Soap kills the corona, soaplands are a stronghold

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Gentleman, may I have your attention please?

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I like where your head's at.

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I'm starting to think the same thing

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Based memeflag

Brehs...

Grandpa Black Death got 1/3 of Europe. Let's go for 1/3 of the world

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Alright guys, I'm pretty sure I got it now.
I had that headache for a few weeks in February, then a slight random cough which went away for some weeks.

Since this morning my nose is runny as hell, but it's not actually runny, it just feels like it's constantly running when it isn't.
I'm sneezing randomly, but no fever.

Slightly hard to breath, but not enough to say I'm having trouble breathing.

I've had fun guys, you've been great. We'll continue shitposting in the afterlife, if it exists.

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Hopefully he didn't coof on you.

I like how even your edgy alt-right girl is still a fucking thot that wears slutty outfits

Peru may survive this unscathed:
>rpp.pe/peru/actualidad/coronavirus-covid-19-ministra-de-salud-confirma-que-el-paciente-cero-ya-esta-recuperado-y-fuera-de-peligro-noticia-1251820
Our first case, a 25yo flight steward already recovered after 10 weeks.
>gestion.pe/peru/coronavirus-en-peru-padre-de-nino-diagnosticado-advierte-nuevo-caso-pero-minsa-aun-no-lo-confirma-nndc-noticia/
Three relatives of the guy who tested positive may be on their way to be discharged in the following days. One is a 51yo man, the other is a 67yo woman and finally a 7yo boy.

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About to hit 10k deaths, quarter million cases.

>"I know we're supposed to be social distancing right now but I couldn't help to take the risk in face of your beauty"

Who is she?

AOC

based

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Gross.

nah, people are wary of each other, it's weird now

31-Jan: Survives up to 9 days on different materials
archive.is/HsmZ9
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

16-Mar: Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
archive.is/ufDZK

11-Mar: Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF
archive.is/JEf4H
doi.org/10.1101/2020.03.09.20033217

27-Feb: HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

10-Feb: nCoV contains new HIV-like cleavage site
archive.is/AhdAT
doi.org/10.1016/j.antiviral.2020.104742

2-Feb: HIV-like inserts associated to binding
archive.is/vHtpU
doi.org/10.1101/2020.01.30.927871

31-Jan: Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
archive.is/HsmZ9
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

THE MEDICAL CLINIC IS CLOSED

THE BANKS ARE CLOSED

WELFARE OFFICE IS UNREACHABLE AND PROBABLY SUSPENDING PAYMENTS

CAN'T GET MONEY, HAVE TO LIVE ON WHAT I WITHDREW WEEKS AGO

CAN'T GET MEDICAL HELP, HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE PAIN

I'M CALM BECAUSE I CAME TO TERMS WITH DEATH LONG AGO BUT PEOPLE AROUND ME FREAKING OUT, AND THAT IS MAKING ME ANGRY, LIKE YOU'RE NOT HELPING OUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL BY FREAKING OUT, I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRYING AND HYSTERICS

IT'S HAPPENING AND I'M SURROUNDED BY CLOWNS

1000 hrs in paint
Blue-eyed Rican

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>m'lady

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What is the ideal temperature for your fridge brehs

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>South America
>unscathed

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>already
>10 weeks

Hrmmm

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Why would anyone go to the hospital after getting the flu?

You’ll regret not talking to them for the rest of your life

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Source?

Repeat after me /cvg/

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

Did you get to fake cough near some old people or just annoying individuals?

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>dengarden.com/gardening/Soap-Tree-Alphitonia-excelsa-Red-Ash

If End Times arive remember to follow your local frog to the nearest ziggurat

Is it getting worse. I've been coughing a lot and hard

Amazon warehouse worker in queens tests positive :O

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Built for saving the white race

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damn, this might actually work. You're alright leaf

>one of the 9 pics looks like me when I was a child
Oh no no no

Just like in Italy.

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

Originally posted by an Italian-user. I lost the original copypasta because some a-hole(I think he had an American flag) was going to report me.