> Boris Johnson updates the country on coronavirus
[YouTube] youtube.com
> Bill summary
publications.parliament.uk
> Bill in full
publications.parliament.uk
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>Answers promised after school shutdown confusion
bbc.co.uk
>40 London Underground stations to be closed
bbc.co.uk
>Italy deaths rise by record 475 IN 24 HOURS
bbc.co.uk
>Europe sets up emergency lifeline worth billions
bbc.co.uk
*cough*
So how does education work now if exams have been cancelled? Are brainlets going to get a free ride?
>They expect one of us in the wreckage Britain
>muh vaccine
Reminder there were morons on THIS VERY BOARD who were saying lockdown tomorrow
LMAO at you
i’m going to buy beer so if you civvy cunts wanna tell me more about army training, then crack on. but i’m off for a bit
stupid mongs
imagine the smells and sounds of these two going at it, how would....what would.....how would it even work?
start forming raiding parties
ok honeys time for some WINE
i cook with WINE, i sometimes put it in the food too haha
live, laugh, WINE haha
a bbw
a big bottle of WINE
don't whine, WINE hahah
Link us to source lad.
New figures are out
you dont know what you're on about
policing is about gangs
the police are the biggest gang
except for the military
dumbdumb
Don't trust the "official". Don't trust their testing. They are wasting money on Corona Virus tests when they should be spending on treatments instead. There's something fishy going on there, don't trust the authorities!
Head for the hills and come back when it's over. That's your only hope.
how many new is that today?
by eddie
its on the daily mail lad cmon youre cleverer than that
it's banned but most chinese use vpn's to access facebook/instagram etc, so they do the same for porn
God I'm such an alpha.
Normalfags:
>absolutely shitting themselves
>social lives ruined
>jobs, mortgages in jeopardy
>risking infection daily
NEETs:
>everyday life totally unaffected
>no chance of contracting virus
>looks like extra bennies are on the way
Who's laughing now, wagies?
>pooDDo
>CFR just keeps going up
it's around double that of MERS in the UK now. this isn't good. "recoveries" are still sitting at 65.
>civvy cunts
go and desert your post again you fucking coward cunt, any self respecting squaddy would bury you where you cowered
Over 600
Doesn't look like it.
When are our leaders going to actually do something? Seems they're still on the herd immunity plan but are pretending to not be. Only actually thing they've done is close schools. Everything else is pointless advice and precautions. Make a forceful decision that can't be ignored!
who cares
>can't understand words
>gets pissed in a big huff
see you later when you're crying about how much you hate yourself
lil c
>extra bennies
QRD please
They will just ignore it and move onto the next paranoid fantasy
cool wine aunt fridge magnets
>When are our leaders going to actually do something?
lol never you spastic
The only person you can rely on is yourself.
i can’t even remember what i bullied you for but you’re obviously still seething about it
This will cheer you up
This is the ideal sexual dynamic. Powerful Anglo-Saxon male with his Celtic princess.
based threads
weaponized population control, it's nothing personal goyim
>McDonald’s stops dine in
WHERE ARE SINGLE MUMS GOING TO BRING THEIR KIDS NOW
says increasingly embarrassed retard for the 14th time today
>new numbers come in
>overall CFR is still 10%
why aren't people recovering? the data says that most cases are "mild". shouldn't the CFR be 3.4% by now?
>Anglo-Saxon and Celtic
i meant more the production of it in china i don't even know is there even any chink porn
God I wish that were me sitting on his lap
London will close by Monday. Rest of the UK will follow.
Threads will seem optimistic in a few weeks
Lots of talk of increasing Universal Credit, and conditionality has already been scrapped so no more going to the jobcentre to answer impertinent questions
why did you desert your post
Haha can't you see though, it's all the government reacting to people's reactions!
lmfaooo
can't go into too much detail but think i just walked into a drug deal happening in my local shop
daily reminder that you could have prevented this - had you actually listened in January when we predicted this
>herd immunity
you do know government workers dont follow this policy right? 80% of them now work at home.
It's a meme to keep normies from panicking
oh right, yeah i dunno
Pray for us, Saint Chad
there is no immunity, herd or otherwise. ADE is a thing.
the funny this is you lot dont think dhl delivery drivers are to blame for this virus, but youll find out eventually because ill prove it to you lot
>Third death from Covid-19 in Ireland confirmed, with 191 new cases, bringing total to 557
watched it last night on eddies stream pretty grim still a bit upset about it, not sure i'll ever watch it again.
>Mad Lisa sells her body to Bazza for rotten sosij rolls
Norf 2020
In the words of the Virgin Mary...
>
Fines of £1,000 for anyone refusing a coronavirus test, powers for ministers to ban public mass gatherings and local councils to decide how to dispose of your dead relatives in emergency laws to be rushed through Parliament
dailymail.co.uk
>It's a meme to keep normies from panicking
Literally everything the government says is a meme to stop normies panicking.
Baited by Caesar LMFAO. Go and have your bevvies you plank
going shops anyone want anything
Wow so 0.05% cases from just the number tested
Even smaller when you count people not tested its a miniscule amount and you have fearmongering from Beth Rigby wanting to shut down everything and economy crashing and panic buying
PATHETIC!
Slow motion happening is pretty gay t b q h
Couple of bottles of Newcy Brown
Matt?
ive watched them deliver parcels round my house, you think theyre only parcels, but they have virus droplets on them its so they can kill people in their homes almost like a trojan horse because you think youre getting a parcel but then you cant breathe
You don't die in one day, the deaths are increasing. :3
There's no such thing as a Windrush scandal. All of them should've been deported the fuck back in their pajeetistan, Patel should fuck off back there too. The Home Office is not for shitskins.
The virus is a front for the next phase of African Cattle Planet™ since 1789. This phase is about killing boomers (in order to finish off the voting denographics as brown youth will vote for tyranny), bagging patriots and them dying of "Corona", repopulation with "climate refugees" and then preparing of the chipped population where you can't buy or sell without the vaccine.
The virus was never meant to last long or kill us all, just last long enough and kill enough. Pay attention to laws being passed and proposals (in the UK for example they are about to just force through 100 pages of laws in a day and Boris has proposed mas testing so people can prove they had the illness and have recovered).
Pic very related. Cap this.
Any info on extra/free bennies lads?
>part time wagie here
A Terry's chocolate orange and a bog-roll
we told you this would happen
>500 deaths a day in Italy
pathetic
Just go the Paki shops. Abdul will sort you out, he's loads of stock
Probably be announced in the next few days, even Tory MPs are clamouring for an increase in NEETbux
They still have a 0.08% death percent
OMG ITS RISING
that's clearly murrica
So is lockdown going to happen or not? If so, when do you think it’ll happen?
>tire center
Guess how I know this isn't in Britain