The Fermented Jew

Almost out of booze. Is it worth the risk to go outside and get some?

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Definitely worth it.
If the world is going to shit, you don't wanna be sober while it's happening.

T. Winston Churchill.

Woodford Reserve is top notch user.

Just find some small liqueur shop and stock up now.

If you're addicted, withdrawal can kill you faster than the virus.

Get whiskey. Good for immune system. But just don’t get shit faced. Have a glass after dinner.

Yes. Consoom the booze. It's healthy and beautiful.

Always. Also get some herbal jew. Quarantine is gonna be boring.

That Highland Park on the right would fit right into my collection i'll tell you that

Just still some

get some delivered?

all accurate apart from the typo in whisky

Depends where youre from, nigel.

Before you go into the store douse yourself in gas and light up. The fire-suit will protect you until you come back out.

Yes, unless you are elderly or have a preexisting condition

Yeah, and lick a few door handles while you're at it, degenerate alkie.

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>go outside
Is the delivery not working there? Idk what is the situation there but sooner or later here everyone will get a full quarantine since we have more than 100+ cases, so its pretty much inevitable. Still don't get shitfaced, because you never know.
Not to mention if shit really hits the fan booze and cigs become extremely high value.

Grab a bottle or three of everclear. Use it to make mixed drinks, sanitizer, or hobo stove fuel.

i consider myself "addicted" like i just cant have one once i get going then go on a 2 or 3 week bender of just being hammered all the time. but one day, wake up, suffer a hangover from hell for a day. then be fine and go a few weeks without a drop

This ones just sad

based on real life experiences

Elijah Craig Rye is good if you live in one of the states that has it.

yes it's good shit

Be like me. Send your negress out for booze runs

OP here - I went out and got some whiskey, but this fucking woman was getting too close to me, so I had to isle-dodge until she stopped following me. The shop had "social distancing tape" to keep everyone apart but stacy was ignoring it. Then on my way out some 15yr old cunt COOFED in my path. I've never been so scared in my life lads.

yeah that's still addicted friend. i'm the same way. been off it since october now though with only a day or 2 "relapses"

I used to be physically addicted to the point that 3-4 hours without a drink would send me into heavy withdrawals. Going about 12 hours would send me into seizure and hallucination hell. Ended up detoxing in a hospital because I couldn't successfully taper, even with benzos. I've been sober for around a year and a half now. Reflecting upon it, I realized how shitty it would be to be addicted to that degree during a quarantine with liquor stores shut down. Shit would be hell. If you're able to control yourself, more power to you. Being able to drink all day in lockdown would be nice.

The universe is telling you to stop drinking you dumb fuck. I nearly blacked out last night and I'm going to try not to stock up until this whole thing is over.

I have a problem too. Whenever i blackout i wake up naked with a dildo up my ass. My fiance gives me shit for it

Whiter than you Mohammed.

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All that the people I have ever talked to clearing them about alcohol was they needed to know it was about time to get the bottom up for good.

They went home and drank it up. They simply finished what they started. And that's the end of that story.

>I couldn't successfully taper, even with benzos.
replacing booze with something worse. i see why it didnt work

You use benzos to taper off of alcohol. It is the common treatment. That's what they did for me in the hospital - they just used Librium which is extremely long lasting and no euphoria. I was trying to do it on my own with Xanax, which is an extremely short lasting benzo. So the goal isn't to replace booze with benzos. It's to keep withdrawals bearable so you aren't hallucinating your balls off and having seizures. You slowly taper the benzos down over time. You could do it with alcohol too, but it is much more difficult.

I'm so fucking hungover right now lads

Get weed you retard

Don't you mean the Distilled Jew?

liquor store is probably pretty safe as stores go, it won't have huge crowds and it's pretty easy to sanitize everything you take out.

You might look into homemade booze user, a gallon jug, some fruit juice, and some yeast/sugar

nice bottle of Highland Park, Ed. the rest is so so. and I've just fulfilled my prep booze stack too. Bought a couple of scotches.

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Got 3 30 packs of beer. Not sure how long they'll last once I start quarantining myself over the weekend. Used to get gnarly sleep withdrawals but they vanished over the last six months for unknown reasons. Might buy another 30. I could do with a long break though. It possibly being the end times isn't exactly helping my sobriety.

wonna know how I know you're a 100% american under bong's vpn, OP?

It's also to keep a heart attack at Bay. I was to the point where I could hardly walk down a flight of stairs without a drink just because I'd shake uncontrollably when I tried to use my muscles.

The heart rate issues and the the insomnia was the worst for me, hallucinations were kinda meh. I'm glad Ive been limiting to half a pint a day now, could never go cold turkey off of what I did before.

that's clearly not his own collection you dimwitted fucktard

You feel anything from half a pint at all? Damn dude, best of luck

not true, dipshit.
whiskey and whisky are two different things no matter where you're from

fun fact the fermented jew is the house wine at adolfs smoke house a bar and grill in berlin

Yeah, certainly. I was so low on potassium when I went to the hospital they were very frantic and told me I was close to heart attack. I didn't really understand what was going on at the time I was hallucinating so bad. It was the kind of thing where when I was at home the night beforehand, I could recognize I was hallucinating but couldn't discern that it wasn't reality. I also kept hallucinating entire conversations. Afterwards my mom said I had been talking to people that weren't there in the hospital room and I had balled a blanket up, pet it the whole time, and told her I loved the dog. Shit was fucking intense, man. I have done all manner of hallucinogens over the years and even DMT didn't touch alcohol withdrawal hallucinations. I knew about the shaking, insomnia, etc. when I decided to quit. I didn't expect to be squatting in my bathroom yelling at the wall I thought CIA agents were behind.

Although this may be a great opportunity for temperance, one cannot discard the wisdom of our Founding Fathers: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria." Cheers!

That’s not physically dependent if you can quit without life threatening withdrawals. If you start shaking within 24 hours then you need to taper off or go to a medical detox.

If you are concerned about withdrawals being severe (not just mild insomnia and slight shakiness), stock up man. I mean that. The last thing you want is to run out and have no way to get more.

why would you tell someone to smoke when a respiratory disease is floating about?
post nose

Yeah, it chaps my ass when I see binge drinking party goers be like "omg I'm such an alcoholic LOL." Fucker, you aren't an alcoholic until you need to drink otherwise you can't move. I don't put mental dependence in the same category as physical dependence. One will kill you, the other just makes you wish you had a beer.

You retards are realy scared to go outside?

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I'll bite Vlad, but I'm 100% British. Tell me why you think I'm a yank in disguise.

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I had multiple substance withdrawal and the hallucinations were so vivid it's impossible to explain, but you did a pretty good job.

Yes, but go at 2am. Can you grab me some milk?

As an alcoholic im telling you, give up the liquid jew. Ive literally spent the last 2 weeks trying to taper off so i dont die and last night finally beat it. It will catch up with you. Ive never once been physically addicted until it hit me one night recently when i didnt drink and got mild DT's. Its been a nightmare since forcing myself to drink when i wouldve preferred to just go cold Turkey

My current stock. Most of the beer is leftover from my wedding. There are 3 bottles of single malt scotch, about 12 bottles of win and 3 bottles of champagne, not shown.

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wine*

Please buy better liquor. Most of those are poorfag-tier.

Bought enough to trade for other things if things get scarce. Otherwise, the cabinet is stocked...indefinitely.

No. The more things that control you the weaker you are.

Ok Hans, you’re the expert. What is the best German beer?

Nah just take to the opporutnity to learn how to make it yourself.

by far!

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I grabbed 7 bottles of gin, 2 cases of beer, and a 60 of rye on monday. It's always good to have it incase they close liquor stores. In Ontario we only have 1 liquor store so if they decide to shut them down I'm fucked

>But just don’t get shit faced
You're writing that to a Bong?

Yes

>Wedding
Congrats mate, crack open a shiner for your old buddy user. Working from home so I’m fixin to grab a Hofbrau