PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FLOTUS MESSAGE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL PREVAIL 3/18/19
pic.twitter.com/T6UCyaPRIy
youtu.be/IRNCFxsXMh0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Nursing CEOs 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470490-1/
youtu.be/ZYmDrxjDKMU
youtu.be/_z5gH8k32c4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/18/20
c-span.org/video/?470459-1/
youtu.be/inl3tMRUH_8
>DefSec Esper on (((FakeNews))) 3/18/20
youtu.be/vYn6RCjC3Kc
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/18/20
youtu.be/DC7OlyY4pLg
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142658034001
>AgSec Perdue on Dobbs 3/18/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6142706322001/
>AgSec Perdue on FoxNews 3/18/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142553082001
>Trump2020Adviser Harp on FBN 3/18/20
youtu.be/uWv6W7dvOWA
>StateDeptVideo: Iranian Regime's Misinformation Campaign 3/18/20
youtu.be/mPvtGCa8eC4
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: If you feel sick, stay home 3/18/20
youtu.be/htMboJF7pIc
>WHVideo: SG Adams Message to Young People 3/18/20
youtu.be/BUq3XDNCsUc
>WHVideo: Who needs to be tested for Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/r5uRwMmh2aU
>WHVideo: NIAIDDir Fauci: What To Do If You Feel Sick 3/18/20
youtu.be/rkmOgvXi_p4
>WHVideo: What should you do if you think you might have Corona-chan? 3/18/20
youtu.be/Hgc38ozxm3Y
>TrumpAd: Trump: Presumptive 2020 Republican Nominee 3/17/20
youtu.be/OKopezb1ez4

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MAGA

>You will never go into a two month nationwide quarantine paid for by TrumpBux[tm] with your far-right ethno nationalists online....

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>*United the left and right*

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Day 6 of the containment, user's dicks are really raw

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MAGA

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Awoo!

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I ran out of tendies already

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>some schizo delusion post
lmfao

youtube.com/watch?v=-JIAeUaMTCQ

Why did Trump marry a prostitute who can't speak English?

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Bros 3 days ago the thingy that is in your toilet bowl you know the thing that cleans and purifies your toilet water you know the thing that makes it smell nice fell into the toilet and I didn't want to touch it so I've been shitting in my toilet without flushing for 3 days now. now I have been wiping my ass with TP but therein lies the problem because I cover up eat shit with a new layer of TP and it's gotten to the point got my entire toilet bowl it's full of shit and teepee. And I don't know what to do. Do I risk it and flush? I'm tempted to but I don't know if I should risk it because what if my fucking toilet explodes and the shit floods everywhere and like I don't know what to do. Help me Bros

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What should Trumpbux be called /ptg/?
Personally I'm in favor of "Bison Dollars"

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whitepill me

This is correct. She speaks at least 5 languages, she beautiful, she's kind. The best the left can do is a fat nigger dude in a dress whose lunch lady arms cause the media to fawn.

Never forget.

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>well a lot of people did this and left reviews idk if they went back and finished the actual story line but they bitched a lot about it
a lot of reviewers are idiots and suck at vidya
i don't remember where it was but there was that reviewer for cuphead whose gameplay video showed he couldn't even get past the tutorial for forever because he couldn't understand the controls or how to play or something

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Is meat back on the menu boys? Will I get Blimpfbux? Will I get extra for my kids? Are Nancy Pelosi and Cuck Jewmer enemies of American citizens?

Joe literally closing the florida beaches by his sheer charisma alone

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Black sweater mummy best mummy

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>The Jew laughs nervously as Trump prepares the bill

Oh Kike..

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why didn't Obama marry a man?

She really needs to put on her hat

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spectator.org/bernies-billionaires/
frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/03/bernies-billionaire-how-richest-man-hawaii-funds-daniel-greenfield/
spectator.org/is-bernie-a-wimp-or-just-a-grifter-or-both/
Daily reminder that there are no refunds.

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so has the treasury said exactly who will get trumpbux checks besides people who don't make a million per year?

TEFO Bills

Not For Niggers Cash.

imagine how hot she would be look with no skin

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Don't they know Floridians are ectotherms?

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>trump sending people $2000 a month means tesla is getting FTL and america is gonna become a utopia
its a schizo cope, just open your eyes your country is brazil or worse rhodesia

>be Bill Maher
>boomin and a‘coomin

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Tranggangerinos

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well ngl i suck at vidya because i went over a decade without playing so i'm still learning but it's hard after 30 to learn vidya all over again but even i'm not that bad kek holy shit

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What timeline is This?


Trump is gonna win in a landslide

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>well a lot of people did this and left reviews idk if they went back and finished the actual story line but they bitched a lot about it i think probably now those reviews are buried under reviews from real players who did the whole game but yeah they exist
Fucking dumbasses. Probably spics. Spics fucking love writing shitty halfassed reviews.
I remember deleting my save at the end, myself. I love when games make you do real shit.
If you haven't played Nier 1, do it, and go for every ending. The gameplay isn't as good, but for me it's the better game in the end, with an even stronger story. If you think Automata's plot got to you, you're in for a hell of a thing.
I also like the soundtrack of the original better.

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Sounds like you've got food stocked up for the next week

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Have you tried calling a plumber?

My dow jones is shooting up because of FLOTUS speech

America is changing.
No more terms, we need only Trump.

TRUMP SURGES IN POLLS TO TIE BIDEN & SANDERS

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Damn Muhammad they got you working late today

We're not stagnating in the USA. This is the calm before the storm. We're going to grow and expand and prosper and the rest of the world is going to follow our lead and emulate us. We're going to explore the stars and build colonies everywhere in the solar system whether or not those places seem feasible now- they will be subdued by our explorers and our settlers and we'll eventually extend our dominion to places beyond our solar system and even beyond the stars themselves. It's our purpose and destiny.

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Chink$ will pay for these dollars.

THIS IS GREAT

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Let’s see how she feels about this today, probably “fuck drumpf”

/r/ing biden hat on old man, missed opportunity

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>Nier 1
i watched videos on the games to learn the lore and i want to play but i only have ps4 so idk how to
also checked

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Reminder that Trump fucks White House interns and makes Melania watch while she cries and masturbates

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ONCE THE BILL PASSES, THE UNITED STATES WILL ENTER A LONG GOLDEN ERA.
THE WORLD SHALL BE OURS AND WE WILL BE IN SPACE BY 2040 OR 2027.

GET READY, FAGGOTS.
ITS TIME TO ACCELERATE.

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> i don't remember where it was but there was that reviewer for cuphead whose gameplay video showed he couldn't even get past the tutorial

Here it goes Kazoku
> A "games journalist" plays the Cuphead tutorial level for 26 minutes [1]

[1] youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk

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>calm before the storm
Boomers coom to this

i'm too lazy to open up my illustrator so someone else can do it but i did do this

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Dr. Gook doesn't approve.

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Is Trump the first POTUS who has been very public about cheating on his wife?

inquisitr.com/4521203/trump-tells-howard-stern-about-day-he-stashed-mistress-marla-maples-on-vacation-with-wife-ivana-kids-video/

based

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>Black sweater mummy best mummy

I just want to shelter in her place.

Democrat voters are praising Trump and pissed at the Democrat party leadership

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pour something very acidic or very basic in the toilet, such as HCl or Bleach, allow time to dissolve before attempting to flush - if you have a plunger use that

That would be really patrician

Eh I mean, decent effort.

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>Trump suspending (((mortgage foreclosures)))

Kek, my kids play this game better than that dude.

Would you hit it?

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BE BEST

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I hear it runs really well in the PS3 emulator from what I've heard, but as I'm typing on a potato I can't really confirm.
Square really needs to stop fucking around and release it on bigger platforms and PC already. If any game needs a rerelease, it's Nier, especially considering we only got one protagonist in the States. Bright side, though, he's the better protagonist.

This, they're retards who suck ass. They even shit on great shit like underrail because they suck.

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Proposed new ERA of America flag.
Thoughts?

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Fedora continues to prove why he needs a rope in minecraft.

You mind if I masturbate to this?

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pics or it didn't happen

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FLU FIGHTING!!!
THAT VIRUS SPREAD FAST AS LIGHTNING!!!

Chinese dollars

Imagine the asshurt

>Implying shes not holding their heads down as they choke on The Don.

that fridge body
people pay to see this
people pay to fuck this

> BE BEST
Yeah ... everybody is good at something. Can one be best at spreading despair and still be in the good graces of the adorable First Lady?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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how do I get trump bux?

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with a walking stick

NEW!!
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>NEW!!
MNUCHIN OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TRUMPBUX AND WHAT AMERICANS WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO RECEIVE THEM:
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NEW!!
MNUCHIN OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TRUMPBUX AND WHAT AMERICANS WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO RECEIVE THEM:
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>NEW!!
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>decent effort
i mean it was like 30 seconds in paint but yeah
well i've heard the PS5 is going to be backwards compatible so instead of running it on win 10 i can just buy it and play it there. the resale market will boom if that's true. otherwise yeah i'll get that shit and try it out i've got a really good controller for this and that's how i play ESO.

Who took the photo?

How many deaths does Florida have? 1 or 2?

>how do I get trump bux?
You gotta be employed.

Talk to Mitch McConnell. He shot down TrumpBux.

This bitch needs to go.

Part of what I said before
> those who can, do
> those who can't, teach
> those who can't teach, research
> those who can't research, peer review
> those who can't peer review write dismissive comments about it in the internet

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FUCK YES