/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2883

>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

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news.un.org/en/story/2020/03/1059011?fbclid=IwAR0ZKyv3ph1FhFAwBeHoMLv6SmpGVwjnTElVv5vzRs9G9mCvKFvEoSZGVMM
>“We envisage a slowdown in the global economy to under two per cent for this year, and that will probably cost in the order of $1 trillion”
>adding that collapsing oil prices had been “a contributing factor to that growing sense of unease and panic
>“There’s a degree of anxiety now that’s well beyond the health scares which are very serious and concerning.”
>“Governments need to spend at this point in time to prevent the kind of meltdown that could be even more damaging than the one that is likely to take place over the course of the year”
>Europe facing recession “almost certain to go into recession over the coming months; and the Germany economy is particularly fragile, but the Italian economy and other parts of the European periphery are also facing very serious stresses right now as a consequence of trends over (the last few) days.”
>“Heavily-indebted developing countries, particularly commodity exporters, face a particular threat”,
>official pandemic “has become very real”, the world is “not at the mercy of the virus”, said the WHO Nigger>WHO Nigger stressing that 93 per cent of deaths so far have been in just four countries.
>It would be “the first pandemic in history that could be controlled. The bottom line is, we are not at the mercy of the virus” -Retarded WHO Nigger
archive.is/0HYQP

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>PLASMA
>CHLOROQUINE
>BASICALLY HOODOO SCIENCE
>TRUMP APPROVED

If virus won't kill you the FDA will lmao

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twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1240698029570547714?s=20

Latest #coronavirus numbers for NYC:

- 3,615 positive cases (there were 1,871 last night)
- 22 fatalities
980 in Queens
976 in Manhattan
1030 in Brooklyn
436 in the Bronx
165 in Staten Island

As of last night: 554 people hospitalized
169 of those people in the ICU

Not a nothingburger, but it's not going to ruin the world like people are predicting.

techcrunch.com/2020/03/17/facebook-link-spam-filter-coronavirus/
>Facebooksuffered from a massive bug in its News Feed spam filter, causing URLs to legitimate websites including Medium, Buzzfeed, and USA Today to be blocked from being shared as posts or comments
>Facebook has been trying to fight back against misinformation related to the outbreak, but may have gotten overzealous or experienced a technical error.
>company spokesperson told us, “We’re looking into this right now and working as quickly as possible
>“We’re on this – this is a bug in an anti-spam system, unrelated to any changes in our content moderator workforce.”>Facebook sent home its content moderators this week and announced it would be relying more on its artificial intelligence systems,warningit could make “more mistakes.”
>“Your post goes against our Community Standards on spam.”
>Earlier this month, Facebookbanned ads for protective face masks
archive.is/SWnqT

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-19/israel-s-mossad-spy-agency-nabs-100-000-coronavirus-test-kits

"Nabs"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/By_Way_of_Deception

DId you watch Contagion?

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Anyone got the 200k corona pic, i've been away

CURE-CHAN PLEASE SAVE ME

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You’re right I’m going back to work. Everything is fine

Anyone else /homeoffice/ here?
It's so comfy.

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anti-happeningfags started with posting "more threads than deaths", and it's only happening in China back in January
reminder that Yas Forums is always right

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Enjoy your 50 cents, cheng.

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NYC is the new Milan

Congrats mutts

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friatider.se/rapport-fran-italien-respirator-hjalper-inte-coronapatienter

>Italian doctors from the hospital in Cremora are claiming that respirators have a 100% failure rate for all of their patients so far.
Not a single patient who was deemed to be in need of a respirator has survived.

I wanted to post a theory earlier, that maybe alot of the equipment in the hospitals in Italy are literally broken/malfunctioning? Their death rate is literally more than twice compared to the second deadliest place affected by the Corona virus. I mean the death rate in Italy is absurdly higher than any other place, what the actual fuck is going on? It's not like it's the only country with old people, and it's not like Italian health services are of low quality or anything.

Isn't it a plausible theory that the equipment they've got in their hospitals is malfunctioning or something?

>buzzfeed
>medium
>legitimate websites

Nuke China. They attacked the weakest of our society.

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I NEED THE DAILY DEATH DISEASE COMPARISON CHART NOW PLEASE HELP

REEEEE

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Reminder, the more shills the bigger this will get. Pro tip go ccp and glowies, just stop posting. You can't sroo Yas Forums, no one can, Yas Forums is always right and nothing is beyond our reach
You die next

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Woah, nice world-ender

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>working
Wow dude, sounds awesome
Glad my gibs will still be coming

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This very second, seen it a long time ago before though

schizo reply, cia doesn't bother with this incel hole

WEWWWW LADS

Someone drop me the link on how corona uses your antibodies against you plz

So my mask got stolen while at work, any tips?

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Germany doesn't even report on the condition of patients.

fact: every single person that has died so far has had MAJOR underlying medical issues. every. single. one. of. them.

fact: northern italy is LITERALLY full of huge chinese factories filled with chinese people flown in via florence and milan. that is why there are so many cases/deaths in northern italy. it isn't 'dirty' italians being counted as dead.

fact: the leftwing and media are demanding London be shutdown, using troops if needed. why? well because so far of the 9,000,000 people that live and work in London 0.01% "might" have corona. 0.01%. let that sink in.

fact: China really did do a brilliant job of containment. you have to remember this spread like wildfire at ground zero (Wuhan) and the Chinese folks handled that shit with almost inhuman speed.

i don't want to get all tinfoil-hat'y here but... this virus is dogshit in lethality compared to even the common cold yet here we are in a full scale global meltdown? this doesn't make sense at all.

TIME TO STOP IT

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Eat your bat soup, Xi

44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN

abc.es/espana/galicia/abci-hombre-pide-policia-vigo-detengan-porque-esta-harto-estar-encerrado-casa-madre-202003181703_noticia.html

CLOWN WORLD

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>implying I'm actually working
It's play pretend but you don't even have to pretend because you're at home.

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> Facebook AI recognized Buzzfeed as spam and acted accordingly
based and binarypilled

WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS
> WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS
WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS
>WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS
WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS
>WILL THEY CANCEL STUDENT LOANS

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>mild condition
that includes "mild" pneumonia

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fuck him raw

find the person who stole it and raid them when the boog happens

hopefully

>mfw my job has me all over town and will be in even more demand

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This live updates stream has the most chll music. Great link.

Is it just me or OPs are becoming shittier over time?

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Yeah, just like every other world-ending happening from the last 20 years.

Holy shit. NYC is kill in 2 weeks

>already caused a global recession
>virus hasn't even hit it's peak
even if it doesn't end up killing millions our world is changed forever already.

went to get more ammo and oats
am i gonna die

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fact: ur a faggot

Thank yo-OOH NOOO

I meant that the Communist Russians fucked up and the Chernobyl nuclear power plant accident happened.

The only good OP is the argentinian

Who's the Spaniard who drew this? Need your Twitter to look up more of ur work.

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>more schizoposting
take your medicine, seriously

No.

Why did my dad go full schizo? He told my mother and myself to fuel up our vehicle's. Is it really happening? This is not a LARP.

>Texas user

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>fact: China really did do a brilliant job of containment
Kek, enjoy that social credit point
We never said this was world ending you mong.

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Pierre, France's numbers when

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you relaxed near blacks

Is that a takedown ?

There will be riots in a week, tops. NYC is finished.

NO COUNTRY LIST YOU INCOMPETENT OP

MAKE ARGENTINO MAKE BREAD AGAIN.

Don't worry.
You can use that ammo to kill yourself.

Dilate tranny.

IT'S OVER 9000

Are you Hispanic?

This should be interesting

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It's not a happening.
Yas Forums is full of schizos straight out of /x/
Literally stopped their meds and losing their minds over a flu.

Xi is love, Xi is life

Only if they cancel everyone's credit card debt too.

WallSmoth predicted this

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Lock down is the only option at this point, if we starve the virus of new hosts it will die off

Martial law for Ohio coming today.
Screencap this.
This is a warning.
-R

It's literally in the OP you fucking cretin:
>37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
>archive.is/agOPR

Any real numbers out of china yet?

>HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM

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these threads are moving so fast nobody will even notice that I replied to your post.

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Dude if y’all are near Houston you’ve already been exposed.
>T. Houstonfag

>44 YEARS OLD MAN WENT TO THE POLICE STATION T W I C E TO ASK THE POLICE TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE CAN'T BE ANY LONGER INSIDE HIS MOM HOUSE IN VIGO, SPAIN
I'm stuck with my sister, her husband and the fucking kid. I've been seriously considering this option.

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My father is white

You might not have, but there are plenty of people who are bemoaning impending societal collapse.

No, probably never will be until the CCP is dead. Which will happen soon.

real shit or chain mail?

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That's besides the point I'm literally shaking but I'm ready for anything.

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1000 deaths per day now. Think we might get to a point where there could be hundreds of thousands of death per day

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I bet the 13% will be 0% after that

So you are Hispanic. In that case, it's a nothingburger and you can go outside and socialize with your fellow kind in El Paso.

I've found a cure! I know which drug will halt this in it's tracks, guys!

it's just an 's missing

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Could be that Corona is exposing a gigantic case of corruption regarding medical contracts for equipment and shit.

It seems that Germoney and South Korea are doing just fine.

macleans.ca/education/school-closures-due-to-coronavirus-may-last-longer-than-you-think/
>Alberta was one of the few parts of Canada where kids were supposed to go back to school this week as normal, without mandated closures or March break on the horizon
>The provincial daily briefing changed that, jarringly
>Alberta,classes were dismissedindefinitely.Until September
>Saskatchewan followed suit with similar language about indefinite school closures, then British Columbia on Tuesday
>“This pandemic will not end in a matter of weeks and there won’t be a clear opportunity to reopen schools, likely not until September at the earliest,”
>In China, schools in most regions remain closed despite the disease receding in the country
>Alberta, though, seems to be one of the first jurisdictions worldwide to reckon with an end to the school year
>Whenever school does resume, the return to the class day’s routine won’t be the only adjustment at schools, Milner-Bolotin predicts. There will be emotional impact after weeks of worrying; of being largely housebound; of losing sports and other organized activities; of bearing witness to panic in their typically even-keeled elders.
archive.is/6WbrT

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Remember to take your Vitamin C /cvg/
Sadly I started to get a dry cough and slight sore thought so for now its 2/g an hour till my liposomal arrives

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>Italy now with more deaths than China
Will someone ever call out China for their fake numbers?

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>source: that nigger i sucked off

Ok Ramón Pérez Gutierrez.

>Trump calls the virus china virus, kung flu
>suddenly nothingburgers explode in number
Make u thinker

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They will come out once China collapses. Like with the USSR, when legitimate documents came to light only once it collapsed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THE HOLOCOUGH IS UPON US!!

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roll

Take your meds schizo

Just don't go outside, it's not hard.

RIP Texas cities, you won't be missed.

In fact that goes for all cities, fuck cities

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This is still a nothing burger, swine flu fucking killed more people and there wasn’t this much hysteria back then

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Once everything is said and done the WHO will quietly release the real estimations.

I believe NY will be the worst we've seen so far. Worse than Wuhan or Bergamo
Legit scared now lads.

0,061% of Italy was detected carrying the virus.
Nooooooo, Italy is going to die. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's worrying but y'all acting like it is already OVER. Fucking panicmongering.

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Hearty kek, nothingburger's are the schizos here actually

I honestly wonder if there are actual non-ironic nothingburger's in these threads or if they're all just shills/baitposters

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We 1984

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WHY ISNT OP POSTING THE COUNTRY NUMBERS ??????????

I have a friend with the Cincinnati police. Just wait.
-R

Neither does Iran.

This is why, faggot.
Swine Flu is a steady slope. Corona is a mountain

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No, they were danes.

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I totally agree I hope all these shitskins die.

>NYC has fallen

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Post your best Corona-chan images. I wanna bust a fat load.

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Business worldwide is closed for a month minimum
Stock markets are down 30% and dropping
Companies have laid off half their staff

I'ts already well past over
This is the new paradigm

>walking around with a cellphone
low tech user you have to go low tech

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Spain is going to be absolutely nuclear.
Italy is mostly contained to Northern Italy.

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mild pneumonia that keeps you out of work for a month (killing the economy) and leaves you with permanently damaged lungs.
possibly sterilizes you TBC

if only

Just leave your phone at home, job done.

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Are "refugees" still rushing into Europe during this?

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Oh it will be, Italy isn't as packed as NYC, it will be a bloodbath
Yea, you'd need to be special kimd of retard to shill for commies
Come hime to the countryside brother, it's freedom

Hey now, give it until next week.

Seems fake now

Where is the rest of usual copy pasta numbers you useless lazy nigger?

Wait are you the Dane who's been bragging about your full facemask since early February?

Kel-Tec

yes

>we did our best guys...if we hadn't done the things we did the pile of bodies would be much bigger...just look at africa...we had some very difficult decisions to make...we didn't want people to panic because that would make things 10 times worse...please don't blame us for doing fuck all for a month