> Boris Johnson updates the country on coronavirus
youtube.com
> Bill summary
publications.parliament.uk
> Bill in full
publications.parliament.uk
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>Answers promised after school shutdown confusion
bbc.co.uk
>40 London Underground stations to be closed
bbc.co.uk
>Italy deaths rise by record 475 IN 24 HOURS
bbc.co.uk
>Europe sets up emergency lifeline worth billions
bbc.co.uk
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dailymail.co.uk
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gulfnews.com
forbes.com
edition.cnn.com
blogs.wsj.com
thaipbsworld.com
straitstimes.com
inquirer.com
hoodline.com
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
dailymail.co.uk
worldometers.info
theinfectiousmyth.com
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twitter.com
start forming raiding parties
This spaz in town
It's time.
really hating not drinking ffs
tempted to get a few bottles of cider
who is this semen demon
Unbelievably based
Cannot stand this lockdown lads; spring is tomorrow and I won't be able to go outside:best I can do is stay in the courtyard outside with me cat.
youtube.com
Well, that's true; cannot wait to move there, bloop!
Not really since last time, I haven't done anything.
she's just an honest woman
reminder: if you are feeling unwell simply telephone the on-call doctor and he will come to your house with his little doctors bag and... no wait lol that was years ago before diversity, liberalism and kikes destroyed your once incredible country. now i guess you just die while your daughter is raped by pakis and you can't even complain or you will be arrested for speaking. oof
>fantastic year
>millions die
>vaccine trials are a failure due to the nature of the virus
Steal a cow
British anons were built for takin BBC up their lily white asses
Why is she a spaz?
Size of that thumb; astonishing
getting the 89 la?
NOO this is a maximum happening, don't take away my happening-dopamine, NOO, it's incurable, honestly guys, china and italy are lying, cases aren't slowing down !!!!!
I could have understood it if a few addresses from different family members appeared. That would make sense for a a vetting process. Every single address was mine, no others and when I asked why they wanted to know he just said "I dunno, they said a few addresses PINGED UP, then asked if I had any association with them" no way I'm being a shizo it has to be linked to the women on the phone the other night.
Fuck toil seriously, I am not going in to cover just because my holidays are cancelled.
I don't care if I'm asymptomatic, I could still be carrying this shit and more to the point SO COULD MY FELLOW TOILERS.
Corporations are going to drag their feet over the whole asymptomatic thing because they know your average toiler doesn't have a clue what that fucking means.
Tomorrow I'm going to Sainsbury's first thing in the morning and buying literally all of the restocked bog roll just to spite the mongs who hoarded so much of it from me. Might buy all the bread and milk an' all.
The LATS on that lad
Twice broken and then shattered, you have ruined me
i'll take the one of the left
Yas Forums are all going to die, say something nice about them
mutts law
Had my first wipe with newspaper lads, fucking awful
You cuck roaches think you can play rough? Let's go, I'm wiping.
From town? Don’t be silly. It’s goes from St Helens to John Lennon
I recognise that merseytravel yellow
#Jonathan Ross is Cancelled Party
i wasn’t fucking talking to you
dont worry lad
fuck em
you're doing your bro a favour
I did it with baking paper once. Was even worse.
OMFG U DOXXED KAREN KAREN IS SCOUSE OMFG
fucking tourist
Don’t be silly then
Not seeing much about BoJo in here, what's going on?
white sports socks lad, wear it like a mitten throw it in the wash
just use a towel lots of goes on a big one then wash it you don't need bog roll it's literally kike roll there used to be nappies that you washed then kikes made disposable nappies that kill dolphkns but what the fuck do they care just buy more products goy
FUCK TWANNIES AND FUCK TWANS-WIGHTS
He's me mate!
>muh brown queen
>muh based poo gonna send em all back
fucking kek she's an sjw libmong like the rest of the tory cunts.
youtu.be
any truth to cvg being cbts?
There's always one and your it.
Can't wait for the inevitable not-corona storyline on Doctors in 18 months
Linehan is a tosser. Has he said that trans people are bad or summat?
You'll never know true suffering mate.
Mask and rubber gloves, classic spaz signs
Checked, based Gazzaposter
>implying I havn't been here over 10 years
>implying I don't know Karen has a C&G in bricklaying
dosser
yummmy yummmy state boots
>Italy overtakes China as the country with the most coronavirus deaths with 3,405 dead after a rise of 427
dailymail.co.uk
reminder that china's numbers are fake and they probably have tens of millions of deaths by now.
The only people I've seen with masks are chinks
>Linehan is a tosser
yes
he's been tranny bashing for a few years now
otherwise, still a tosser
He's a cunt anyway. It's all about the lesser of two evils. Trannies will neck themselves by mid 40's, Wossy can't.
shes cute.
they come to your house to do an interview and don't realy care about relations unless you are a proper nutter. THey care about debts, gambling, people you lived with and where you lived.
you have to tell them about brothers, sisters, half or step siblings aged over 16.
I genuinely want to see what these mutt posters look like. I guarantee most of them are bisexual racial cuckolds
Power levels increasing.
Jonathan 'purge the trannies from all nooks and crannies' Woss
Jonathan 'gender bender death camp train tender' Woss
Jonathan 'throwing transvestites from terrifying heights' Woss
Jonathan 'let's savage Lily' Woss
Jonathan 'reassign yourselves to the incinerators' Woss
eat shit white boy
Nothing spazzy about it imo.
Looking good like mate! Remember ye on the doors!
Rather eat shit than bats.
>tfw homegym
jon ronson is hilarious. his book on extremists is one of the funniest things i've ever read
i’m gonna get drunk and sperg out cunt
£50 shop is finally arrival today after waiting a week .
14 items cancelled. Only £6 of items are actually coming.
What is my next move?
Did i miss something?
we really are tight fisted fuckers
So what happens when they see a spider in the sink, very grey area for me, is it a bug or a walking malteser to them?
>Bill Gates predicts 33 million deaths:
washingtonpost.com
>33 infected in California:
cnbc.com
>33 year-old Chinese victim:
dailymail.co.uk
>33% increase in one day:
qz.com
>Amazing race 33 cancelled from corona:
realityblurred.com
>33 cases in Bahrain:
gulfnews.com
>33 million locked down in China:
forbes.com
>33 year-old German victim:
edition.cnn.com
>Wall street Journal vol. 33:
blogs.wsj.com
>Thailand’s 33rd case:
thaipbsworld.com
>Singapore’s 33rd case:
straitstimes.com
>Virus interrupts 33rd wedding anniversary:
inquirer.com
>9 screened for corona;33% looking to relocate:
hoodline.com
>the coronavirus genome ends with 33 a‘s
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
tl;dr GLOWNIGGER FAKE EVENT
Actually go to the shops?
BASEEEED
But now his bro can't stay on here all day and pretend to be a pathetic scouser that lives in a car and isn't allowed to see his daughter
Fuck off Yank cunt, this is /brit/pol
i wonder if boris will pull another u-turn once the science tells him that a vaccine is impossible
Do not stand up for that faggot Linehan.
He was signalling against us then when he forgot that leftists change the rules every so often he said bad shit about trannys.
Leave him out in the cold and laugh at the grave he has dug for himself.
A chink is lower than a spider, since spider's aren't bugs, but chinks are.
You're just paying for a fancy sticker
People give supermarket's shit for price gouging but that's what will keep stuff on the shelfs and put a limit to what people can hoard. Economics needs to be included in school
You need your arse belting
mate if you think someone googling "gchq" is more dodgy than posting on here then you must have your head wedged so far up your own arse that it comes out your neck in its original position
dunno
im 5 cans of oxtail soup short
fuck asda
Fair point.
weird innit, me name's karl plonkington, i'm really dumb, i'm not acting or anything duhhh duhhh weeeeee
get on the 89 and try it cunt
29 dead today
Half of them in London
Why are Londoners such pathetic weaklings?
look at that little bitch
dyel?
Remember always catching you in the toilet having a few keys, always let it slide of course cause we're brothers.
people don't like PG tips?
Because they're not English.
checked. if it's the shit of a hot girl then absolutely
Update?
Careful now, spastic.
Yes, let's keep on posting this single source, now withdrawn medical paper.
Been to China a few times. They will eat anything, scorpions on skewers, snakes, bats. If it walks, crawls or slithers they'll eat it. Spitting on carpets indoors is fucking vile and holding babies and toddlers over outside bins for a shit.
Fuckin ell Peter griffin bulked up
>Tesco dedicate a few hours a day to old people
>Now they are deducting an extra hour for staff and NHS workers
Even less chance to find some bloody toilet paper
>TWENTY THOUSAND soldiers on standby from TODAY to help with coronavirus chaos as No10 denies they will be deployed to keep order if the pandemic brings panic to the streets of London
dailymail.co.uk
Why can't you tell the difference between Brit on Yas Forums and Yas Forums?
Boris said that adherence to social distancing in London was "patchy"
Anything to birko kidda, the 1 normally
She’s a scouser, she’d batter you la
He was on the radio last night screaming about trannies and how 'if they're not comfortable in their skins we can accommodate that', he sounded fucking frenzied. I don't think he was even supposed to be on, it sounded like there was a struggle before it cut off. Try and find a link now.
Cases aren't slowing in italy, they are the worst in the world now assuming China isn't fudging numbers.
Have the numbers been released for today??
UK is still extremely low on the number of cases per 1 million thank god there are no enforced lockdowns
worldometers.info
That's cause we're mates marra, I remember when you shot that karate cunt in Bortley. Fuckin' shot like a gangsta mar.
i’m not coming to birko ffs
so there will be no way to avoid these vaccines and microchip implants will there,
bit gay if you ask me
Why does the DM always capitalise every other word in their headlines?
>Spastic MONG links ARTICLES from the DAILY MAIL and ACTUALLY thinks he's NOT a spastic!
Why does everyone say that about pol. It's literally the most popular normie tier board on this site.
They don't let you take more than couple anymore
Let the younger ones know their nuts will shrivel up and then they will take it seriously.
Time to wake the fuck up wankers - shit is getting very real
That's actually one thing I have plenty of.
You have great taste.
Have you been the sun inn yet?
I believe you,.
Sounds like a fantastic place.
I bet you never took the L3 into town you meff, I bet you've never even been on a Ribble bus you wool
I'll nick them if I have to.
Are they individually wrapped? Unwrapping eight teabags a day is irksome. I don't carry tea around in my pocket.
just refuse
there won't be a vaccine. this is SARS 2.0. ADE made a SARS vaccine impossible.
i meant the whole site. there are no normies on Yas Forums lad
i am the king of old lancashire and the emperor of cheshire
I think I have corona. I'm 30. I have 98% chance to survive this but knowing my luck - I'll die like dog.
cope, when this all ends in a few weeks what are you going to say then? we'll probably start sending people back to work soon when we realise a lot of people have immunity already
Ming tombs, Drum tower, Great Wall are worth a visit and some of the Hutongs, but the rest is shit. Ghost Street is good for an authentic meal (not bat).
Brits please don't be NPC sheep. There is no actual test for a "Corona virus" it is bullshit. theinfectiousmyth.com
What makes you think you have it?
yeah ok
So that's how Chinese men shit? This is how Chinese women do it
I am the most intelligent poster in this thread.
Checked and yes, it's a nothingburger, but the media drive the narrative.
>I am the most buoyant turd in this toilet
china is definitely lying about their numbers. they've been burning tens of thousands of bodies (or more) every single day in every affected city since february or possibly january. wuhan is a ghost town now.
God I wish that were me.
good evening sir
Grim footage of temporary morgues that have been set up around #London, which is the epicentre of the #UK’s #coronavirus crisis, with over 600 reported cases within the city
twitter.com
are bodybags enough?
women at work have a fit over pg saying its shit but its just tea to me
>ADE
?
Larp fuck off
i bet you do
Don’t post stuff like that here.
Kys
How many of these have you got saved on your HD, lad?