It's beyond fucking happening

My dad just told me to go fuel up my car now WTF is going on! This is not a larp he just texted my mom and she then told me.

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He saw that gas was 1.65 a gallon and he's a boomer

>Mommy and Daddy told me to fill up my car with gas
Why don't all adults always have a full tank

This lol

HOLY FUCK YOUR FATHER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S HAPPENING. AAAAAAAAA

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user has contact with his father, and has to go outside for more than five minutes.

>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So much this! Boomers are OBSESSED with the price of gas and will drive 10 miles out of their way to save 2cents a gallon.

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CAN CONFIRM OPS CAR FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>gas prices go down
>BOOMER INTENSIFIES

why do boomers spend HOURS obsessing over pennies, while their 401k goes to shit?

OKC here. Boss is in Dallas and he just gave me a heads up. This is not going to be fun.

In Texas. Filling up right now. I was out of gas anyways. A couple years ago Texans created a shortage.

Your dad is a schizo and needs to take his meds.

I remember seeing beaners put gasoline in trash bags.

>mfw gas here is still $2.99
fuck this shithole state (CA)

They'll idle for 3 hours after driving for hour to save $5 on a tank of gas

>my mommy and daddy say so
youre a little faggot bitch who would kys if mommy and daddy told you too

just go fill up. i know usually this shit is larp, but this is real. it's not something really bad, but people will panic buy fuel. just go top off tanks now so you dont end up trying later

Friend of a friend told me the same thing.

>My dad just told me to go fuel up my car now
My dad told me to drop my pants

This. Also the same reason they get confused when you bring up inflation and why things like a 20 dollar burger is equally as retarded as only being paid 15 dollars per hour for a minimum wage job. For some reason "inflation" is as hard for them to grasp as calculus.

Hahaha, fuck that's desperation

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Apparently medical staff in tx are starting to be told of a full lock down/quarantine ahead of time. To be announced Sunday and start Monday. Not sure how true that is.

genX here.
Always been this way. Bloomers have always been autistic about gas prices. Maybe it has something to do with the gas shortages in the seventies.

My grandfather's ghost told me something similar as he was fucking me up the ass.

Q predicted this.

Op is a nigger. It is quite rare his dad told him something

i dont really know anything about that. that's not what will cause the panic buy of fuel. it's not like people will really be traveling anyways, but just top off your tanks now. you'll see why soon

did you listen to your dad?

>my mom has surgery on Friday
>starts chemo next week

They were around during the oil crises of 1974 and 1979. Gas went up by 50% in those crises, and it wasn't always available. It really, really spooked them, and they just can't get over it.

dudes a texas fuel pump just flew over my RV

More weight = less gas mileage.

Is this just Texas, or does this apply nation wide? I'm in the Great Lakes area.

What's your reasoning then? Is it about oil company layoffs due to price war with saudis?

Boomers have been waiting for a Happening since 2001

19 fucking years you little shits

SAGE. DOXX THESE FAGGOTS. START GASSING SYNAGOGUES

Lol no fucking joke man, my grandparents regularly drive about 50 minutes to get gas. They will call my dad and be like "hell they got gas $0.20 cheaper up there y'all need to go fill up." My dad can't get them to understand they just burned all the money they saved by driving all the way there. Literal fucking retards.

GUYS MY UNCLE WORKS AT A GAS STATION AND HE TOLD ME THAT GRETA THUNBERG IS GOING TO CAST A SPELL THAT TURNS ALL PETROLEUM PRODUCTS INTO DIARRHEA

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>you'll see why soon
why not just tell us?

I really need to get an EV

Fuck, she's a toilet witch!

boomer here. just fueled up the trucks, cars and rider mower just in case.

Pool guy in Houston texas, I hope there is a lockdown because I'm about to lose my shit with these fucking boomers in their mc mansions abusing their swimming pools on their quarantine vacations. All these flickers care about is stupid shit like their fucking pool when I got a lot going on on top of being a wagie. I'm about tilted.

My boomer retard neighbors are buying back into the market today "before it goes any higher..!"

Because he's full of shit.

too bad you won't be able to fuel it, cause it just flew over my house

Because it's so cheap?
Idiot.

100% this. Saw a mexican filming the display as he was filling up his truck.

>$1.65
You lucky fuckers. Here I am in commiefornia relieved to see gas below $4 a gallon for once. They keep it extra expensive with their imaginary special environmentally friendly blend bullshit.

>the gas shortages in the seventies

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Dude from texas here, trafics down but people still going to work and most stores still open.

Colleges shut down for the month which is ok cus people coming vack from speing break trsveled to coast.

A couple of school premetivky shut down. Not many cases and I dont notice any much crazy.

No lines at gas stations but retards from the big cuty are coming to smaller areas to buy our tp.

Nice

Just get a fucking EV and tesla batteries + solar panels

i only know about texas. just go top off tanks. it's not some tragic event. i filled up my cars, tanks, put a bit of fuel stabilizer in them and I have a siphon. Im not sure how long it will last but i'd still like to mow or use chainsaw. you dont need to go buy a bunch of gas canisters. just top off what you already have

Being validated by the fonz is the best thing to happen to me all day.
My life sucks.

>did you listen to your dad?
Yes, it's not like he's grandad or anything

how didnt the gas eat through the plastic....?
lying memeflaggot

>That comment
Pointless meme flag, we know where you're from

Welcome to the happening

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I heard New York state is blowing up with cases.
coronavirus.health.ny.gov/county-county-breakdown-positive-cases

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REFINERIES ARE SHUTTING DOWN

Proof?