/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2282

it is the time when people leave their jobs. Panic has set in.

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Based.

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I have been in the hospital since Monday because my wife had a baby. She had a splitting headache and we had to go to the ER today because it may be something spinal. Chances my wife and I get Corona??

BREAKING NEWS
>Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits
Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits
>Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits
Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits
>Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits
Israeli intelligence bought 100,000 of the wrong coronavirus test kits

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>More deaths than china

>doubt

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>Italy has a higher death count than China
>Italy population: 60 million
>China population: 1400 million
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How? I thought the entire country is locked down?

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Interesting video that goes more into depth of how quickly the infection rates can go up, from the professor who estimates that probably upwards of 100,000 are already infected in Sweden.
Video is in Swedish with no subtitles yet, but Danes and Norwegians might find it interesting as well, and it's simple enough that even normalfags can understand the severity.

youtube.com/watch?v=zA_7g6OCgbY

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It's ok friends hugzies are safe with suits

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>NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY HECKIN PASTA NIGGERIINOOOOOOOS!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

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You're still a faggot though, can't cure that

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
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Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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RIP Italy

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WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

EURO 2021 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SIAMO CAMPIONI DEL MONDO PASTABROS!!!!!!!

>OVER 41.000 CASES!!!!!!!!
MORE CASES THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY OUTSIDE OF CHINA!
>OVER 3400 DEATHS!!!!!!!
MORE DEATHS THAN FUCKING CHINA!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK SPAIN!
FUCK FRANCE!
FUCK GERMANY!
FUCK IRAN!
ITALIA NUMBAH ONE! NUMBAH ONE!

ALZIAMO AL CIELO QUESTA CAZZO DI COPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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Stock market crashed, tons of chinks died. It's been happening all year, go be upset about it somewhere else.

>late Jan: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>early Feb: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>late Feb: lol look at crazy user with his prepping and gas masks
>early Mar: where did you get that mask user? and what do you recommend stocking up on?
>late Mar: we've sent everyone else home without pay, but you seem less likely to get sick, so you're still on schedule user

literally my situation

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>50-50 deaths and healed
Really makes you think...?

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Had a pretty good ride about and work out, also news from NC, we have community spread here.

Happy to be a country boy, more than before

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Not sure how weird this is but I live in upstate NY and there are suddenly a bunch of Pigeons showing up. They've never ever been up here before.
They're like, city pigeons. Wtf is happening?

holy shit, nice user

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Germans being smart wtf?

>Kikes BTFO

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Somehow Greta supports calling the virus "The Chinese Virus" as Trump says.
Clown World

gimme a break, it's been a happening and still is a happening, and we're all more entertained for having experienced it

Is argiebro dead?

for the next baker:
Dutch health minister that collapsed has now resigned
>archive.is/2nRtk

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Congrats!

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>5.322 NEW CASES AND 427

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Just for reference to those who say that it affects only the old, etc... Here are Slovenia's infected, sorted by age as of today.

Starostna skupina = Age group
Moški = Men
Ženske = Women
Skupaj = Total

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSASSASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Italian are gonna wiped out this world
If this keep going

Just looked up the side effects of HCQ
>fucking blindness, heart failure, difficulty breathing
Oh wtf, I think I'll stay inside

>not even 10k death yet

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>MUH DEATHS
only cases matter

TRUMP CONFIRMED THEY HAVE A WORKING VACCINE AND TREATMENT
>TRUMP CONFIRMED THEY HAVE A WORKING VACCINE AND TREATMENT

STOCKS RISING SHARPLY

>HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP

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What is happening when prisons riot in massive amounts when guards stop showing up? Sex Offenders get murdered?

Logarithms are just mirror exponentials. Instead of telling you the number of new cases they tell you the rate of increase.

Sloppy job Mossad.

>Italy
>Rich in culture that spans thousands of years
>Spain
>Rich in culture that spans thousands of years
>France
>Rich in culture that spans thousands of years
High mortality rate
>Sweden/Norway/Denmark
>Deliberately destroys their past
>Germany/Austria/Switzerland
>Deliberately destroys their past
>Japan/Korea
>Deliberately destroys their past
Low mortality rate

Really makes you think

The incubation time

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Am I the only one who feels concerned when the number of death goes slightly down, like Italy today?

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>takes up to two weeks to show symptoms
>takes up to two more weeks for the first stage of the infection
>stage two starts after antibody production and kills you
>it's up to another week

>tfw these new 500 dead were infected possibly five weeks ago

THESE FUCKERS COULD HAVE GOTTEN SICK ON VALENTINES DAY FEB 14 AND ONLY NOW BE FUCKING DYING

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hahaha

Thanks for sharing. Now get back to work.

428 died since last thread to be exact

The dead can't feed them, the animals already know.

Because China has faked the numbers since the beginning.

Thank you Spain-bro, there is never enought Corona-chan OC

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UK ARMY PLACED IN CITIES UK ON LOCKDOWN BY SATURDAY

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Sulfur dioxide (also sulphur dioxide in British English) is the chemical compound with the formula SO
2. It is a toxic gas responsible for the smell of burnt matches. It is released naturally by volcanic activity and is produced as a by-product of copper extraction and the burning of fossil fuels contaminated with sulfur compounds.
earth.nullschool.net/#current/chem/surface/level/overlay=so2smass/orthographic=-255.76,23.03,2121
china is burning bodies,again

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WE HAVE BUILT THE VIRUS TO DESTROY HOMOPHOBIA AND RACISM IN OUR MODERN SOCIETY. TRANSGENDERS NEED THEIR OPERATION, NOWWWW!!!
TRUMP WILL BE INFECTED AND ALL YOU ANTISEMITES WILL DIE DUE TO SHIT TO MOUTH INFECTION. WE WILL HAVE NO MERCY ON YOU BIGOTS AND RACISTS.
WE ARE LEGION. WE WILL NOT REMAIN QUIET.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
WE ARE ANONYMOUS!

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