> "No Faping... You're summoning Demons. If you masturbate, you're losing memory, vitamins, proteins and intelligence."
Says a Catholic Fanatic in Mexico. She also says that "those women who commit masturbation, they become into lesbians..."
And also she says that "When you masturbate, you're making out with 600 demons"...
Any comments, suggestions? Everything she said is true? She's an old schizo bitch?
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I'd believe this before coronahoax.
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There's some truth to this, Lilith needs more demon spawn. There's only one way to get them
That old lady seems to be so crazy. She's from Zacatecas and she stays preaching day and night on streets. And people film her because her sermons are so hilarious - she says that Frozen (movie) Ana and Elsa are lesbian, and she also say that make up the faces is sin; but she says so many truths as well...
>There's some truth to this, Lilith needs more demon spawn. There's only one way to get them
by coomin' ?
ITT: We summon demons together.
wtf? lol.
>you don't have pain in your chest because IT"S NOT THERE!
Don't call her a hag you memeflag filth, she's right and you need to stop sinning
They were lesbians. Make up is just another tendency women picked up from fallen angels, like jewelry. The fallen angels loved to make themselves as outwardly extravagant as possible.
Tertulian wrote about this in the literal second century. This woman is correct. About everything.
>He uses a Deus vult flag, yet endorses sinning
I can see your nose from here
This is POLITICAL - you dumb f.
Latina schoolgirl is my fav though
>vitamins, proteins
Yeah, that's why you eat it when you're done.
Kill yourself and stop masturbating faggot. She’s mostly right
Based Rosarita
Catholicism is basically a psychological hack where you channel all your sexual energy into reproducing with your wife.
Also divorce is illegal in Catholicism so if you fuck up you have to stick with her forever. But there is also marrital debt which basically means that if your wife refuses to have sex with you when you demand it she is sinning because when you get horny, and you are married, the Church teaches that that's God telling you it's time to make babies. When you get horny and you aren't married that's god telling you to get married.
This is why Catholics have a stereotype of having huge families.
She was speaking exclusivley to women on this
>masturbate
>make out with 600 demons
Later virgins
Yes, he cannot create only destroy
She isn't of my racial group so I don't care. Maybe you care because you derive your identity from the worship of a dead rabbi, but not everyone thinks like you.
Why you trying to defend wanking yourself so much?
>this old Mexican lady hates it so it must be really be good, right guys?
>If you masturbate, you're losing memory, vitamins, proteins and intelligence."
All of this is definitely true and been known to be so for thousands of years.
No dude. I said that I see that old lady as very insane, but she says some truths that people today are omitting.
Why are you Israelis so obsessed with making people masturbate?
What about fapping into my gfs mouth after sex, which I do every day?
She said that having having sex is just only for make babies. Not for having pleasure.
You just want to circle jerk with us don't you user
>"When you masturbate, you're making out with 600 demons"...
Does this mean im not actually a virgin?
I’d release my demon semen all over those Mexican grandma titties
Don't coom in your hand.
Coom in your wife's snatch and get her pregnant.
>Lilith
Truly x tier shit, kill yourself.
idk. ive also been told by many mexicans that smoking weed protects you from witches magic.
Amen
She mentions a video:
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she also mentions that arousal is not natural and comes from demons.
Well if you study the Bible there are 2 creation stories for women. One where man and women were created together and the later were woman was created from Adams rib, the first woman rebelled her name was Lilith
>you're making out with 600 demons
Hot
Have sex
>christfag sperging out that someone doesn't worship his jewish death cultist rabbi
pure cancer
>When you masturbate, you're making out with 600 demons
Okay if you insist
Your father's asshole was pure cancer after I was done pounding it, faggot.
I'll fap to that.
>those women who commit masturbation, they become into lesbians
Hot
>stop fapping
Make me, faggot.
Start jacking off 4+ times a day and tell me how long you can live a nice upright and holy life
She's right
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>Says a Catholic Fanatic in Mexico. She also says that "those women who commit masturbation, they become into lesbians..."
This is true, though
> Everything she said is true?
yes
truth
fapping is induced by lower astral entities (demon) attachment
the semen demens?
>you fuck demons when you fap
Just stop, I can only get so hard.
2020 and this shitty site still doesnt have webms with sound
Yup, its fucking based. Also, marital debt works both ways, lol.
>no, we have enough kids, I don't wanna fuck you on your fertile period
>sorry, I'm horny, you have to put a baby inside me now or you go to hell.
lmao, also, Catholic girls (the ones who actually practice the faith, especially the trads) are fucking baby crazy as hell.
you really can't reabsorb it. our digestive tract wasn't meant to be used to consume cum, OP
>not just fucking her again
>not just marrying her already and having 10+ white kids
faggot
WRONG
They're stripped of sound on many boards to prevent screamers and ear rape trolling.
this might be true, my memory has really gone down hill and i'm getting dumber
>because she's a fanatic she must be wrong whatever she says
Sometimes, there is truth in chaos and lies is order.
Stop watching porn, coomfag.
Preferable to masturbation.
You have an irrational anger over men touching themselves. Nofap fags must address their childhood trauma before they can begin changing into less annoying faggots.
Finally, someone said it.