/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2281

► Detected: 231,056 ► Died: 9,390

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>NEWS
Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
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Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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U.S. Air Force quietly imported 500,000 testing kits from Italy
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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>RESEARCH
Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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>REMINDER
2 million to die in the US despite lockdowns, scientists estimate
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All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
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China faces shortage of testing kits
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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>LATEST CASES
15:03: 29 new deaths in England, United Kingdom.
14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
14:51: 1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:32: 67 new cases in Louisiana, United States.
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.

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ni hao

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BOJO SOON
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1st

Will we hit 10k tonight?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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Okay, cunts, here is what will happen:
By the end of the weekend we will have general curfew in effect in the US, the UK and Germany, many other places, too.
This will last about two weeks.
After that time the governments will realize that there is no use in keeping the young people from work and school and from that point on the curfew will only concern the high risk groups.
Meaning that after the first week of april only people over 60 will be banned from leaving the house.
Public services and volunteers will by then be prepared to provide daily door-to-door check-ups and food deliveries.

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>m-Muh cure
What stage of cope is this?

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HAPPENING

Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
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>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
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>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
>Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
Japanese Anime Home Video Market Falls 0.8% in 2019. Anime BD sales up 0.9%, DVD sales down 8.1%
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT WHAT IT SUPPOSED TO BEEEEEEEE

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Yea

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USA fuuuucked

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This person twitter.com/willwildart
Maybe a penor will appear in the near future

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>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN
>SUBMIT TO CORONACHAN

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Shalom

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xie xie corona chan

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gtfo you kike

Thanks belgian-user.

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Cute dress.

We only need Italy to hit 10k

HUGZIE

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officially tomorrow i believe

>Pres. Trump touts chloroquine, an old malaria drug, that doctors say may help treat novel coronavirus, claims it will be available "almost immediately."

twitter.com/ABC/status/1240666454405664775?s=20

No Trumpbux for anyone, happening over.

Now get back to your fucking cage wagie.

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kek

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Reasons why Wuhan Coronavirus is the perfect name:
1. It doesn't have "Chinese" in it so people can't say it's racist
2. It actually describes the virus type so it's scientific
3. It accurately portrays the origin of outbreak

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Be carefuo guys homeless think this is something to kill them off. Food banks shelters and soup kitchens closing. Police not responding to petty thefts and assaults. They are hungry, strung out, and are going to be lashing out.

This pandemic lies entirely within China's hands. China is a third world country playing dress up as the first. They knew about the threat coronavirus posed long before it turned Wuhan into a hellscape. They acted far too late, and all of their actions were and are simply to save face. Instead of acting with haste and being open to their public about what was happening - they welded metal bars across their apartment doors and covered up the severity of the outbreak. They blatantly lied to the WHO and the rest of the world regarding their capacity to contain the outbreak - and their numbers of infections, deaths, and recoveries.
One day China will answer for their crimes against humanity through nuclear hellfire

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The "I need to live in a society" cope

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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See you in two weeks

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Please Corona-chan PLEASE.
I wanna see le penor also

>14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
big oof

Is Bill Mitchell based or cringe?

why you gotta ruin everything

Denial, or bargaining.

I have a 3 day headache and fucking chills with dizzines but no coughing or shortness of breath. No fever. Wtf maan ?

bargaining

>I want mommy Birx to nurture and care for me while I recover.
>I want mommy Birx to make me soup and then lay in bed and spoon with me while pressing her breasts firmly into me.
>I want mommy Birx to reach around while spooning me and stoke me until I make cummies.
>I want mommy Birx to then whisper in my ear 'I told you mommy Birx would make user feel all better'.

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who tf buys dvds in 2020.
seriously

that WONT work because the virus will spread through the asymptomatic people in schools and come back around to the older people. the lockdown will come back every time the number rises again (and it will, cause this virus is exponential without strict lockdown in place)

Holy fuck, 10,000 cases already? over 4,000 cases in NY already?

5 MINUTES TILL ITALY NUMBERS
POST PREDICTIONS

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Give each other a pat on the backs. We beat this. Finally we can get back to our Normal lives and society as a whole can let out a sigh..Can I get a USA?

based

youtu.be/KKH0zdlujYM
Informative video with stats and sheet.

CORONACATION WHEN???
I'm ready for some time off, when will we see a nation wide quarantine, and shut down of all non essential services?

If only the Italians knew about it, oh wait they did.

He's a fucking retard.

Is it true 499 in Lombardy alone?

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im gonna die
i love all you faggots tho just wanted to say that before i go

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Hugzies

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>Shit we promised all this money but we might actually have to deliver
>Uhhh okay that's enough everyone we had our fun time to cancel it

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The same people who still uses FAX

I'm not too excited for futa. I wanna see the hips get bigger

Hug, obligatory post to remind you to get ammo and guns before it's too late!

>the possibility of making medical equipment at their factories.
this is retarded, their factories aren't set up for this at all
PR scheme to save stock prices

+5600 positive
+650 deaths
And one or two regions will not report numbers

They're just pretending the N95 is not required unless they're a severe case, never mind the fact that close regular contact matters even with asymptomatic patients, and that the recommendations were changed entirely due to the fact that there just weren't enough N95s. The sad thing is most of the people I work with won't question it, even the ones with young children at home.

Is Netherlands still continuing with the herd immunity strategy?

kek that lived long so long curefags

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He is Eugene of the right.

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600 dead today

I had headache since yesterday. No fever no chills but night sweats.
Welcome to the club.

The red dynasty will suffer consequences, but not by retaliation
It will go liks ethis:
The (((wallstreet))) money flowing into the party member's pockets is completely dependant on keeping the world buying cheap stuff made in China.
This in turn is the only thing keeping the red dynasty, called the CCP, alive.
But now the money has dried up.
The red emperor and his eunuchs have nothing but the deepest disdain for the lower casts. They don't care the least for dead slave workers.
So, next the CCP cronies will try to force the slaves back into the factories, without payment or food. At gunpoint if needed.
But it will not help them. The peasants are afraid, they are starving and will cut off their heads.
China is looking at another 100 years of warlords and destruction.
Any ambitions the CCP had for world domination are as dead as the bat in their soup.

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Alcon 2020 Cancelled. Due to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic and recent government advice that everyone should avoid gatherings and crowded places, we have taken the decision to postpone the following Anime and Gaming Cons
>Alcon 2020 Cancelled. Due to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic and recent government advice that everyone should avoid gatherings and crowded places, we have taken the decision to postpone the following Anime and Gaming Cons
Alcon 2020 Cancelled. Due to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic and recent government advice that everyone should avoid gatherings and crowded places, we have taken the decision to postpone the following Anime and Gaming Cons

Thats the PPE at the hospital i work at lol

Not until it kills at least 500k people in the US

We won. Confirmed that we already beat this. Life is going back to normal already

Japan

PENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY ALMONDS HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED

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Just say Wuhan Virus.

It's nearly pasta o'clock.

Get comfy bros, numbers soon.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU
Full interview:
cnbc.com/2020/03/18/watch-the-full-interview-with-bill-ackman-on-the-coranvirus-threat-to-economy-shut-it-down-now.html
You should have listened Yas Forums.

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Based actual retard

Post yfw the doctors and journalists in your country talk and believe in China's numbers and WHO's recommendations, even if routinely disproved.

Day 3 of shelter in place orders. I think I am going to start playing guitar again.

>And one or two regions will not report numbers
explain

600 dead
4400 new cases

FIRST

One of the things how Czechs handled the utter incompetency of the government is that there was put together a volunteer based hackathon to make information about corona more streamlined and accessible.

Pretty good overview of the situation including where they got the disease if they got it abroad and all kinds of interesting data.

>pic countries we got it from
>Italy
>Austria
>Germany
>USA

>onemocneni-aktualne.mzcr.cz/covid-19

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POST UR COCK

sounds believable, still need proof

probably just flu user

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no, rutte backpeddled massively in yesterdays debate. we're currently doing the same as most yuropean countries.

>ITALY NUMBERS SOON
In no way is my body ready.
Brace for impact, brace for impact.

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STOP I WISH YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT BUT YOU’RE NOT WVERYTHING IS A FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Guys does anyone know if Based Rocco's okay in Italy? He seems like a down to earth guy even though I don't watch porn

ah yes the very futuristic and modern 日本人s
its always funny how they are more modern in some aspects and still use retarded outdated tech like flip phones

stop trying to get me back into femdom

>there are no coincidences
Nothing is new under the sun
>everything is planned

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EVERYDAY UNTIL SHE STOPS

THE NEED FOR GROWING CORONA-CHAN NEVER STOPS

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>We
Hey faggot if you're gonna shill, important tip. Don't fucking put WE

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No, because having food is more important than keeping boomers alive.
This wil be the decision to make.

Sounds like sepsis instead of Corona-chan. Been nice knowing you.

>tfw down to 1 N95 per worker that we have to re-use
>Hospital is coming out saying we totally don't need them since the CDC says N95s are overkill, wink wink
>WHO comes out saying we need to be taking airborne precautions

You should throw a massive street party to celebrate your victory.

Is this malaria drug actually effective ? I really enjoyed e-learning, plz do not stop the happening

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Prove it, nigga.

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Its not fucking over you retard, US is about to proclaim martial law in few days. They have over 10k cases.

China announced 0 new cases today. So it seems if anyone had the vaccine ahead of time, and deliberately released coronavirus, it would be China.
Checkmate, Chang.

i am too, too bad futa is inevitable

Looks like India already has problems with some diseases that are waterborne in their Ganges river, like Cholera, and the Coronavirus is set to explode in India if it isn't already running rampant over there.

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are people quitting?

You're too horny for your own good.

When he dies, will they put him in a can?

Only 1 new death today

IT'S OVER LADS
INFECTIONS DECREASING
STOCKS RISING
WE MADE IT

sxource

Rapunzel is so goddamn hot.

DON|T COOF ON ME!

That was before the treatment got approved, though. Now we will see how it goes.

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

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Also, anime of the year first teaser video
youtube.com/watch?v=dM-KXdVv49s

They closed the borders of NZ, good luck to the rest of you.

Were fine. Go outside and enjoy the day. The worst is already over.

>no clinical studies done
>just a single crazy frenchfag that posted his "study" on youtube

God I wish she would smash me with her giant pussy

where are the nothing burgerfag?

Checked. India can deal with it on their own as they are a superpower

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. Romans 1:26-27

Just in case you guys were wondering why this was happening...

Feeling like I should have bought a reusable respirator a few months ago when it was just in China and they weren't sold out on backorder until fucking May.

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Keep coping

The coronavirus was developed by China's illegal bioweapons program, not by the U.S. Just yesterday, some user posted an article about some Japanese business men who were arrested because they sold equipment to the Chinese, equipment that could be utilized in the creation of bioweapons.
>archive.is/dggcO

Pathogens have also escaped from some of China's other biolabs.
>archive.is/RgUyI

According to Nature.com, a contributor to the article about China's recently built biolab, the BSL-4 Wuhan Institute of Virology biolab, China's biolab can serve a dual purpose, doubling as a bioweapons creation program. There's also another biolab in Wuhan, operated by the Chinese CDC.

"But Ebright is not convinced of the need for more than one BSL-4 lab in mainland China. He suspects that the expansion there is a reaction to the networks in the United States and Europe, which he says are also unwarranted. He adds that governments will assume that such excess capacity is for the potential development of bioweapons.

“'These facilities are inherently dual use,' he says. The prospect of ramping up opportunities to inject monkeys with pathogens also worries, rather than excites, him: 'They can run, they can scratch, they can bite.'”
>archive.is/iKqAe

Nah, I just wanted to meme a penor on corona-chan to bait some fags.

hmmm i got night sweats too did not have before, but monitor fever and blood oxygen everyday

we’re getting 10 inches of snow here

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>oppai tomboy
Holy FUCK

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You'll see in a couple of mins LOL

New Twitter Operation
#ThanksChina

Fuck off ching chong

Too late I coofed in a bunch of packages and mailed them over ages ago

EURO 2020 IS ALREADY CANCELLED

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Come the fuck on

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Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate archive.is/L5SUi
This guy resigned today. He can't handle it anymore.

how long do you estimate supply chains will hold?

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>STOCKS RISING
>he thinks there's a bottom

Who's going to tell him

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Obviously the only sane choice but ngl I kind of wished at least one country stuck to it just to see what Corona can do fully unleashed.

Strange is that in my area i've heard lots of people having headaches. Feeling like shit and with red blood shot eyes.My city is an important border point were we have people in quarantine.

somebody legit did this. i'll just leave this here. top kek.

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Just say Chink Pneumonic Plague.
Call it what it fucking is.

0 infected
0 dead

It is a nothingburger

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You don't simply stop being into femdom la

>source: dude trust me
You still going on with this?
I remember how it was
> ZERO WHITE DEATHS
at first, and then
> ZERO DEATHS IN AMERICA
and now this:
> THIS FAGGY LITTLE VIRUS WILL ONLY KILL 100-200 BOOMERS
Stop moving the goalposts.

>Seems like someone lost all brain cells ahead of time.
user, you realize that chinese announcements are about as relieable as this cheap chinese coffeemaker I bought of Alibaba?

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The herd is strong

Look like complete garbage. Picked up.

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Congrats on finally beating the virus, China and soon, the US! Now, do us a favor and vacation and party like there is no tomorrow!

raoult speaks about it here

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Coronavirus : diagnostiquons et traitons ! Premiers résultats pour la chloroquine

I also like how they said only 'high risk procedures' - which includes vent disconnections. As if that doesn't happen DAILY by accident in every hospital with q2 turns, restless patients shifting around, et cetera. My only debate is do I just wear my p100 at all times or do I wait until we start getting other staff furloughed on suspicion of exposure/we get a case in my unit. Really I should just up and quit given the safety issues, but that would blacklist me. That and my area has good reason to avoid being front line in taking suspect patients.

>dead cat bounce

LOCK YOUR DOORS. WIPE YOUR ASS. BODIES RISING. BORDERS CLOSED. POOLS CLOSED. TIME TO ACCELERATE

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Dude, this is Crow Thread now.

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>heh, wait my ass

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>1% critical
>literally lower than flu

Someone explain to me how this isn't a nothingburger?

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Fucking pom.

F
youtube.com/watch?v=cdQlmfRVJ84

He collapsed because he’s been working so hard and he was helping find the cure. It’s more of a celebratory collapse

India is a superpower?

It’s what’s already happening here, people over 70 can’t leave the house, and the rest are begging to be locked down at home.

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It appears to be somewhat effective, though due to how coronavirus works it probably won't impart any lasting benefits until the body's own immune system catches up with the virus.

Not really, not yet anyway. Its not so bad in missouri yet. We’ve set aside half of the ER and half of the 5th and 7th floor for (suspected and confirmed) corona patients though and theyve been pretty full. Just got the email today that pharmacists are to no longer go on rounds, and perform our clinical duties from the inpatient pharmacy only to prevent transmission to us

Good taste, let's survive for it

Holy fucking shit. Isn't this about that clingy first year college student constantly asking for advice on the 3rd year guy? I'm sure I've read about this but can't remember what

Moshe I'll give you my foreskin for a vaccine. Deal?

Where's Italys numbers?

It's already far too late.

Don't tread on me!

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My wife and I are being repatriated home to Belgium in seven hours. We have to be at the airport four hours in advance and from what I've heard/seen it's chaos there with all the people trying to get out at the same time. Assuming we can make it to the plane we then get to spend 8 hours amongst approx. 200 people breathing recycled air/farts. Thank fuck we took enough temazepam with us to calm us down ... Wish me luck , will post to let you know how it went once I'm back and safe in our kingdom. Never back down , never surrender ! Tous ensemble !

drawing a crowd

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youtube.com/watch?v=rKyYFXguARE&feature=youtu.be

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whats the sauce on this footage user looks absolutely kino

italians... always late. Even to die.

Everybody in Lombardi is now in ICU

And go shit in peoples ground model air conditioners if you're infected.

There's nobody left to post em. It's over.

About to be zero because we found the cure

Doesn't sound good

>not a coof

sure

>784 dead
>4953 new cases
W E W L A D

Late, Lombardy press conference is still going so protezione civile is running late.

Flu STILL killing more everyday.

youtube.com/watch?v=nWArr8QQ32g

Not started yet.

lastampa.it/cronaca/2020/03/18/news/coronavirus-l-istituto-superiore-di-sanita-solo-12-le-persone-decedute-senza-patologie-pregresse-1.38605276

>Only 12 people died in Italy after they were affected by the coronavirus who did not have previous pathologies that explain its end.

>This figure - the agency always specifies - was obtained on 355 files, compared to the total of 2,003 received: 17.7 percent of the overall sample. The average number of pathologies observed in this population is 2.7. Overall, 12 patients, accounting for 3.4 percent of the sample, had no pathology. There are 84 victims (23.7 percent) who had only one disease; 90 had two pathologies (25.4 percent); and 169 (47.6 percent) were affected by three or more diseases.

HAPPENING IS OVER, PACK IT UP LADS

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NOT ENOUGH

Something good

WAIT WHAT

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That is absolutely fucktarded.
It's so fucking stupid that I actually want to believe it...

Only stupids retards like you travel in a pandemic. Stay alive.

Hey, at least is not corona...hehehe tricked the little big one.

You know, the fucking Russia fags sent a bunch of online trolls to spread rumors that it was the fucking CIA who did it you fucking dumb shit

>flesh fang
aaaaaaand into the trash it goes

Only for today, next week we'll reach 5k deaths/day

Fuck Drudge Report.

NETFLIX asked to slow streaming so Internet doesn't buckle...
State Dept to tell Americans not to travel; Return home if overseas...
National Guard Chief Sees 'Tens of Thousands' Deployed...
Outbreaks Spreading in Nursing Homes...
Virus Plan Anticipates 18-Month Pandemic, Widespread Shortages...
ER Doctor Says Hospital Supplies Already Being Rationed...
Forced Quarantines Spark Confusion and Worries About Precedent...
'Everything out of our control': Inside first major U.S. city on lockdown...
California Governor says 60,000 homeless in state could get virus...
From trickle to steady flow: Caseload tests military...
Grocery Delivery Strains to Meet Voracious Demand...
Truckers Facing Hurdles in Keeping Supply Chains Moving...
Supermarket superheroes!
Eating Out May Never Be the Same...
TESTING CHAOS CONTINUES
NY CASES DOUBLE OVERNIGHT
STAY HOME FOR 18 MONTHS?

Stay safe user!

You will be safe back home...

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he's innocent.

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NOOOO NOT MY AMERICAN DUBBED ANIME VERSIONS NOOOOOO

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I shouldn't be laughing

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YES, YES AMEWICUNS, CHINA STWONG. WE KILL VIWUS, BELIEVE CHINE MEDIA. 0 NEW COWONA CASES, CHINA STWOOONG.

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we are currently keeping it under control for now in iowa but with community spread its probably only a matter of time... luckily with only 3mil population our state shouldn't have terrible numbers....

GROW CORONA-CHAN GROW KEEP GROWING

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I forgot the link: blogs.biomedcentral.com/bmcseriesblog/2017/07/17/cleaning-up-a-public-health-threat-the-river-ganges/

The sun shines again. Can’t wait to go back to my office to work. My boss is probably excited about this since we can all work hard as a team again. In retrospect it wasn’t even bad. Just a minor hiccup

>He doesn't know forskins are the vaccine
Lol, you're dead cousin

when do we get our trumpbux?

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Can somebody copy paste what you refer as "the plan" Please ?

The flu literally kills more every milisecond, hapoening over

happening is unironically over now that CHLOROQUINE TREATMENT has been shown to be effective, many countries are already adopting it as their main measure to treat the virus.

user i... im sorry.. you already have it

I still pray that is nothing. Didn' t had the flu like from 3'rd grade. 30 yrs old now.

Good. Fuck funimation and fuck dubbing.
Especially, fuck German dubbing.

>>Only 12 people died in Italy after they were affected by the coronavirus who did not have previous pathologies.
>tfw I have preexisting conditions

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We won’t get it because we can go back to work now. The world is back and kicking babbbbby

RARE

>dub
nothing of value was lost

Total nothing burger. just empty grocery shelves, massive layoffs, and greatest commodity price crash in history.

It is funny how you change VPN chang

Was there ever in the records of daily death from Spanish flu? Just curious

user i.. im sorry.. you already have it

PLEASEBEMEMEING

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For those of you with access to a pulse oximeter, just keep in mind that if your finger is cool/cold, it'll read false low.

Woops

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Herd immunity means everyone who doesn't gain immunity dies so noone is left who might get sick, right?

i hate the
>haha he looks so scary
trope

if the p100 is personal wear they may force you to remove it
We're not allowed to use outside PPE on our rigs right now due to liability
But watching what the Italians and Chinese are suiting up to see patients compared to what we're wearing is definitely worrying

I went up to a CICU yesterday
>presumed covid patient
>on a fucking CPAP, so they're aerosolizing everything
>not in negative pressure room
>rest of the unit is filled with immune-compromised boomers and people on vents
>crew got a face full of it since we're waiting outside the room before staff let us know that said patient was being tested and presumed positive

Flu is a lot more spread too. You are being unfair to Kung Flu. Compare them when they will have same popularity.

Caramelldansen must never die.

There were also Chinese researchers editing SARS-CoV viruses with HIV to see if they can infect human cells. HIV originated from a baboon, SARS and Ebola originated in bats. What a coincidence that the SARS-CoV-2 virus has an HIV-like mutation that has made it extremely contagious.

"The new coronavirus has an HIV-like mutation that means its ability to bind with human cells could be up to 1,000 times as strong as the Sars virus, according to new research by scientists in China and Europe."

Even a bunch of Indian researchers said that they found or thought they found HIV inserts in the coronavirus genome sequence.
>archive.is/xwQVe
>archive.is/vHtpU
>archive.is/M9IRO

Here is a YouTube video from Seeker about bioweapons development. I made sure to start the video right when they are talking about the Soviets trying to create a dangerous pathogen, a "plague bacteria that was resistant to antibiotics."

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Here's a article about an explosion at a Russian biolab that holds smallpox and other deadly pathogens like ebola.
>archive.is/JGISL

Here's a paper by Chinese scientists who were putting forth the idea that the coronavirus might have escaped from the Chinese CDC biolab in Wuhan, the same lab that is just a few hundred yards away from the wet market where the coronvirus was thought to have originated from.
>archive.is/eHOIk

However, people keep saying that the virus originated from a wet market in Wuhan where animals are kept in horrendous conditions, then slaughtered for meat. If that's true, this could all have been avoided if China spent a few million dollars training and hiring health inspectors to make sure wet markets are up to code on health safety rules. But what do you expect when factory explosions are common in China.

>anime
nothing of value was lost

except that's incorrect

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