/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2280

how did the spanish flu effect your city? in mine 25 orientals died a few white people and chinatown was quarantined. Small white town in BC. This is going to be much much worse.

>JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israel’s foreign intelligence service Mossad has obtained coronavirus testing kits for the country, Israeli officials said on Thursday.

>According to some local media reports, the Mossad haul included 100,000 kits procured from Gulf Arab states that do not formally recognize Israel but which have pursued low-level coordination on regional security challenges such as Iran.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-israel-spies/israel-says-its-spies-have-procured-coronavirus-kits-abroad-idUSKBN21626U

But then.....

>Israel's Health Ministry said Thursday that the Mossad had purchased the wrong test kits for the novel coronavirus, as Israel continues grappling with containing the highly contagious pandemic.

haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-health-ministry-says-mossad-bought-wrong-testing-kits-for-coronavirus-1.8691295

tfw arabs out jewed the jews

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>1,238 new cases in New York state

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I enjoyed my time with you guys.

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Is she growing or is she slowing?

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Women are hopeless when it comes to this stuff, aren't they?

>based uncle was in the province at the moment and probably hiking and fucking around with nature, oblivious to the apocalypse
>he left the place with ample stock of food since he always do that so he can leave home less
>mfw female co-worker is stuck with me due to unfortunate circumstances in my old uncle's place
>she's been doing the cooking ever since the containment started
>we can't leave the house otherwise we will get police'd plus the roads are closed
>there's no sign that this lockdown will end
>things are getting awkward as hell for me here
Holy shit send help.

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SECOND CASE OF INFECTED DOG, HUMAN-TO-ANIMAL TRANSMISSION "LIKELY"
TREAT YOUR GOOD BOIS WELL BEFORE THE LIQUIDATORS COME
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075993/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-second-dog

SECOND CASE OF INFECTED DOG, HUMAN-TO-ANIMAL TRANSMISSION "LIKELY"
TREAT YOUR GOOD BOIS WELL BEFORE THE LIQUIDATORS COME
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075993/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-second-dog

SECOND CASE OF INFECTED DOG, HUMAN-TO-ANIMAL TRANSMISSION "LIKELY"
TREAT YOUR GOOD BOIS WELL BEFORE THE LIQUIDATORS COME
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075993/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-second-dog

SECOND CASE OF INFECTED DOG, HUMAN-TO-ANIMAL TRANSMISSION "LIKELY"
TREAT YOUR GOOD BOIS WELL BEFORE THE LIQUIDATORS COME
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075993/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-second-dog

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Multiple attendees at LGBTQ festival in Miami test positive for coronavirus twitter.com/TheWesternldeaI/status/1240676480700633089

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>Won't comment on repercussions for China
Oh
Shit

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Any of you ever drank Corona beer? Is it any good?

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>10k dead
>soon

What happened to Gary?

Welcome to clown world where life and death matters are dealt in Twitter.

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THE WORLD IS PAYING THE PRICE FOR CHINA SUPPRESSING THE INFORMATION WITHIN THE EARLIER MONTHS

Hey svenanon, how you holding up?

a RIP for user

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Who says you're gonna die today? Take your time and enjoy your life with us

Which countries are giving out NEETbux to all, and why is it still not the UK?

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I don't know what to make of that statement.
Is real war finally brewing?

>walking to job
>retards outside
I want corona to kill those fucking idiots

This + HIV surely kills them

LOMBARDY REGION PRESS CONFERENCE STARTING ANY MOMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>499 TOTAL deaths only in one province (not in 24 hours you idiots)

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+5k in italy today, pls

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I want to lick Corona-chans butthole

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Just here for Italy.

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serious question. What's the best mask for this kind of situation?

lmao you should leave immediately

>China announced 0 new cases
It's over, harpooners.

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It's meh. Squeezing a lime wedge into it helps.

She's like any good giantess

Always growing

WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT 1200 NEW CASES IN NYC WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

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bullshit and fake news

Here's some mind food - if bats are a serious incubator of devastating viral outbreaks, why is China not taking proper measures to cull bat populations? They had no problem killing enough sparrows to starve half their population, so dealing with bats shouldn't be too difficult.

>Argiebro confirmed to be a doomer who doesn't believe in Hydroxychloroquine

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All beer is piss that people pretend to like because of societal norms.

I said to her "why the fuck are you even here then"
>oh its not that bad

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Any mask fitted for CBRN filters

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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good
fuck dog

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Me too brother.

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strawpoll.me/19569826
IMPORTANT /CVG/ POLL
>IMPORTANT /CVG/ POLL
PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR INPUT ABOUT THE FUTURE OF CORONAVIRUS

>boomers + young college kids

Ah. Florida. If it cant happen everywhere, then it will defibitely happen there

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It's nothing special

But muh cure.

Stage-1 containment imminent!

with lime its perfect for a sunny day

I'm going out Yas Forumsros

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They're paying for not staying at home, stupid retard faggots

This aged well.

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>we haven’t even reached the peak yet
HOLY SHIT

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is it choloroquine or hydrochloroquine im confused right now

>tfw your government wont publish the number of patients needing intensive care anymore

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>ZOMBIE MOVIE

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I'd never thought I'd see the day.

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Daily reminder that this is the fault of Italy due to their incompetance and their virtual signaling
youtube.com/watch?v=8o_uXF9B4KI
youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

based but also a leaf so not based

Yes! they're going to self identify. Let's not use red armbands as to avoid confusion.

He's finally about ready to give the shit China should've got within the earlier months of this shit. I can promise you, utter and serious shit is about to go down.

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what did you just say you fucking piece of meat on a stick

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Normies will get us killed if they continue like this

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To this day I still can't understand why do some people not only eat dogs, but cook them in such barbaric ways.

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News on Russia. I'm beginning to feel a little nervous guys.

In Russia, 52 new cases of coronavirus infection have been identified. March 19th
Total number of infected in Russia: 199 people. It's been less than a hundred a couple of days ago.

The distribution by region is:
1. Moscow - 12 cases
2. Moscow oblast- 5 cases
3. Sverdlovsk oblast- 5 cases
4. Tula oblast- 3 cases
5. Krasnoyarsk krai- 3 cases
6. Khabarovsk krai- 3 cases
7. Tambov oblast- 2 cases
8. Voronezh oblast- 2 cases
9. Krasnodar krai- 2 cases
10. Kirov oblast- 2 cases
11. Ivanovo oblast- 1 case
12. Ryazan oblast- 1 case
13. Murmansk oblast- 1 case
14. Nizhny Novgorod oblast- 1 case
15. Perm krai- 1 case
16. Novosibirsk oblast- 1 case
17. Republic of Sakha (Yakutia) - 1 case
18. Orenburg oblast- 1 case
19. Khanty-Mansi Autonomous Okrug - 1 case
20. St. Petersburg - 1 case
21. Republic of Chuvashia - 1 case
22. Saratov oblast- 1 case
23. Tver oblast- 1 case

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shh, he's asleep

Not all beers. Some (like Heineken, Budweiser) are decent.

I've gotten fat again

Also I'm happy we couldn't afford prepping for months otherwise I would've ate it all by now

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OH SHIT GUYS THEY'RE COMING
QUICKLY POST YOUR SELF DEFENSE WEAPONRY

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So where are the mass deaths? It's an insult to the flu to even compare this bitch ass virus to it.

>Treatment already here
Nothingburger confirmed. This clown fiesta will be over by the end of April.

>not even 2 weeks

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"It's ok, they're telling the kids at their school to wash their hands"

Only the most mentally ill broken humans hate dogs

twitter.com/TPL8_GTS/status/1239739178390360064
USING THE FREE CORONA CHAN MODEL

FEMA Level 1 has already been activated though
What's the next step?

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I'm OK, I've gone back to work and am working in close relations with the actual work to prevent the spread of the virus here in Sweden, can't say what but I've got pretty decent insight into how the work is going.
And it's not looking too good, people in Sweden have generally reached the "heavy breathing/chest pain" stage, with lots of actual Pneumonia this week and the previous two weeks.

Well, perhaps not today but soon enough. Just this morning my nose started to feel runny, but it's like it's filling up continually without actually having a runny nose, very weird. Hurts like hell too.

Wtf go to HR now and get that bitch fired.

>Being this retarded

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MY CARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

please never 3d model anything ever again, you disgrace.

t. character modeler

Hydroxychloroquine is the one that will fuck your eyes up slightly slower than the regular one.

this

Roscosmos published a snapshot of the construction of the coronavirus center.

The mayor of the capital, Sergei Sobyanin, announced the start of construction of the medical center on March 12. The mobile complex of the infectious diseases hospital will be built behind a concrete ring near the village of Golokhvastovo, it will occupy an area of 43 hectares and will be designed for 500-600 patients.

According to Sobyanin, the center will be built in a month.

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You're all racist. Reeeeeee

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What a weakling

I can only hope it actually happens.
And I hope I can survive coronachan to witness it.

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Oh god we're racing to 300k so fast I can hardly keep my pants on

>Budweiser
>Heineken

Ugh. What a Brazilian thing to say. You guys don’t have craft beer for shit do you?

The virus doesn't like direct sunlight, so a beach might not be so bad.

cool gif

What will it take to convince you I'm based?

tastes like piss compared to a good draught beer

It's just a flu nigger. Happening cancelled. See you at the office next monday. Be there.

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COMPARISON BETWEEN EU CONTRIES SINCE THEY GOT THEIR FIRST 100 INFECTED

DAY 17:
ITALY: 12,464
>SPAIN: 17,147
GERMANY: 8,198
FRANCE: 7,730

SPAIN + 5000 CASES THAN ITALY AT SAME DAY COUNT
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There also was a case in Tomsk, no?

DO BETTER THAN FAGGOT
t. man of memes

The artist should do it for every 50k cases now

I'm Chinese descent living outside of China, I really really want people to keep calling it the Chinese virus because fuck mainland China, I don't care if all other Chinese with me included gets flak because of dumbasses being baselessly racist as long as there are repercussions to the mainland.

I sincerely hope that this post is bait

dumb mutt

It's great, very light and refreshing. I'll be drinking some tonight.

You guys are only at #2280?

Wow, this really is dying down. I feel dumb pulling my gold out of the bank now.

calming, isnt it ?

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I sincerely hope you are right.

Also while we're at it RIP rouble.

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Don't worry. I'm sure when this virus has passed the government will spread Canada's legs open even wider than before.

martial law

>I want to lick Corona-chans butthole
I hope she infects me. Once in a lifetime experience

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8130479/99-patients-killed-coronavirus-Italy-existing-illnesses-study-finds.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8130479/99-patients-killed-coronavirus-Italy-existing-illnesses-study-finds.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8130479/99-patients-killed-coronavirus-Italy-existing-illnesses-study-finds.html

These are only the new ones.

call a nigger a nigger to their face and you'll be kaoken x10 based

>Dutch health minister collapses during parliament debate
And this afternoon he resigned. Wew. We are doomed aren't we.

>► Detected: 229,959 (+11,171)
anyone remember when we all shit our pants when china added 14,000 cases? were nearing that amount daily.

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B A S E D
THANKS user
NOW THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU NEED TO DO MORE WITH HER

IMAGINE THIS DUMVASS WILL LEAD HUMANITY TO THE FUTURE,NOW HE IS DEALING ON TWITTER FOR VENTILATORS.HE COULD EASILY MADE ALREADY A BUNCH OF THOUSANDS TO HELP

It's been around since the beginning of February.

>be American
>go to costco
>frozen edamame, corn, mixed veggies, green beans, etc. all still in stock
>8lb bags of french fries sold out

God damn, we're BASED.

it's not going to be war. anyone smart knows the chinaman loves his jew gold. just literally stop buying shit from them and they will implode. could you imagine dealing with the soviet union if the US bought ALL of their shit from them? that's china

>spain cases STILL that low

Italia numbah uan!
>Italia numbah uan!

I've been getting into epidemiology on a more serious level lately, watching hour long lectures on Youtube etc.
It's fascinating, one of the concepts I fail to grasp and would love to try to extract an answer from a top scientist would be; how do viruses think? How does this organism which is essentially just RNA in a protein capsule know how to navigate to and infect a cell? I was learning about the reproductive cycle of HIV and there are so many involved steps and it blows my mind something we don't even consider a living organism is capable of that.

National-level shame is the only thing that has any chance of improving China's food preparation standards and general health levels.

If the world don't call it the "China Virus" or "Wuhan Virus" because it's racist, we'll be facing the same pandemic in several years' time.

Based.
Same for all alcohol.
I'd never think about drinking it by myself.

>literally comes from china
>OY VEYU HUWHITO PIGGU DONTU SAY THAT

join the HERD nerd

The houses in this village will lose 99% of their worth, villagers sure will be happy.

Why would anyone eat that hormone disrupting steamy trash known as edamame?

>Ftw your country has the population of Australia and you desperately are trying show the world how to contain the virus but no one will listen because they are all salves to Chinese forgiven policy
>Ftw hypercomunism will literally be the downfall of humanity

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>>ZOMBIE MOVIE
SOON

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god does anyone have an archive of /cvg/ the moment 14k dropped? Shit would be cozy to look back on

>+1000 new cases in Amerisrael
what the fuck are you doing?

uhh, nothingburger bros????

Doesn't COVID-19 literally stand for Chinese origin virus ID-19?

GAS GAS GAS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

"real chance they MIGHT work"
the medication trump was pushing doesnt/barely work lmao

DOMINOS WILL BECOME A SUPER POWER

we are skrewed user

it's their last days, may as well enjoy it

its a nothingburger to them after all

>when this virus has passed

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>We broke 200,000 yesterday
>Already broke 230,000 today
>Italy hasn't even reported yet
>Day isn't even over
Jesus fucking Christ

Why do people say new cases when we are just discovering previous cases that weren't tested in time?

Umm, you giving her free shit and not fucking her silly???

we all do

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I ain’t going to no fucking fema camp I’d rather die.

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These people are fucking crazy. I hope CoronaChan kills them all.

We already have identifiers here.

> Novosibirsk oblast- 1 case
PIZDETS

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why white people so stupid?

youtube.com/watch?v=wAkkJRBoBd8

I didnt give a shit about this, at first, because fuck the chinks. But there are some Asian American kids that'll definitely go through hell if we keep calling it that, and they may have roots here back to the railroads. Wuhan flu works well enough.

0 * 0.01 is still 0.

Do we have Scandanavia + Baltics as well?

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>Dominos booming
>enjoy your corona infected pizzas

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What in the utter fuck. This must be fucking shooped

Jesus fuck. Any realistic chance that the spread there can be stopped or slowed down? There must be some way. Also you've done so much and again thanks.

Unironically we will be surviving this. We're neets after all, the appointed witnesses of such a historic happening for now

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So there’s already a cure. Happening is fucked. This shit always happens for fuck sake.

same experience at my store kek. go in and see vegetables and fruit all well stocked, get about 100 dollars of meat and veggies and shit and check out, niggers ahead of me in line bought nearly 200 dollars in all chips and soda and other shit. they ain't gonna make it.

Honestly, good. I’m in NY state and if we just let this thing spiral out of control and then it stops, whatever. I’m in a much safer part of the state.

Even cm3d2 model is better

PLEASSE MORE GIAMNTESS MEANIE CORONA CHAN

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That's how you know they really have no options and have to push for placebo tier shit.

I don't mind those degenerate party idiots getting holocoughed.

Picture possibly related, possibly not related.

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>tfw normies

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Well it has to be built somewhere. And that's as close to Moscow as it gets.

This might sound autistic but I've never really understood what shame is about. What makes you feel shame?

are you trying to say i should kill my dogs now

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that treatment was known since China had an outbreak

It MIGHT fuck up your eyes with LONG TERM therapy.

Coronavirus treatment with Hydroxychloroquine takes like 10 days or so.

1 million by april seriously

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Potatoes have all essential nutrients.
People are smart.

i used to work at a burger place and i served my friend a burger like that on accident when he came through the drive-thru
gave him a nothingburger

LEGALLY FREE FOR COMMERCIAL USE AND EDITING, THATS THE POINT OF IT

It’s a light summer beer but it’s drinkable

Because cases grow exponentially but testing grows linearly. If you find 100 today there's 120 out there to find tomorrow.

bongs arent people

The virus on surfaces isnt the main vector. Its dirty fuckers coughing and sneezing near you. Unless UV can zap it as its flying through the air at 50 mph...

South America needs to stop lying about the numbers.

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Hang on just a minute.

Where are all the nothingburger posts?
Are they ded?

It's kinda bad. I've had worse though.

>Trump announces cure
>French government immediately declares that it's fake and the study is invalid
What are the Frogs playing at bros?

>This hypothesis, put forward by some, including Professor Didier Raoult of the IHU Méditerranée Infection in Marseille, was dismissed by other eminent infectious disease specialists and dismissed as fake news recently by the Ministry of Health. Yet it resurfaced yesterday with the presentation on YouTube by Prof Raoult of positive results in a non-randomised, unblinded trial of 24 patients.
archive.is/uDd15

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Doing my numbers right now, 20,000 tomorrow. 35,000 for next monday

SPAIN IS FUCKED
ARMY SHOULD DO SOMETHING

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twitter.com/RTUKnews/status/1239584711346769920

Americans explain yourselves

>qurantine ends
>everyone goes out and parties
>*coof*
>cases skyrocket again

Already have that one.

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She's breath-taking

CHINKY FLU
>CHINKY FLU
CHINKY FLU
>CHINKY FLU
CHINKY FLU
>CHINKY FLU
CHINKY FLU
>CHINKY FLU

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You may not understand it because Finnish culture isn't a shame culture.
See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilt-shame-fear_spectrum_of_cultures

based retard

going around and shouting "1488, gas the kikes" Is hardly an identefire, we alll know that normies will start using them as soon as it will start tranding on twitter

privatizing wasm such a great idea

Does China ever learn? Did they learn from their previous SARS infection? I doubt it.

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Because gooks will be gooks

I know that feel

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>winnie the pooh baseball

now those were the days

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NOOO 200 DEAD BOOMERINOSSS
ITS HECKING HAPPENING DO SOMETHING

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UK is -5000/3000 cases than spain/italy at same day, you gonna get lower numbers than France overall

Who is going to wear protective gear forever after we go out of this crisis?

user, women have needs. You may need to provide the service. Desperate times call for desperate actions. I believe in you.

They're trying to not get their people overdosing on hard malaria drugs that don't work.

Their retardation is profound. Our government is warning a second wave BUT JUST EXTROVERTHINGS

No, it means coronavirus disease. First detected in 2019

no no no, please be safe, Russia!

>dad leaves voicemail saying my grandpa needs my new address so my grandpa can send me court papers regarding trust fund if he dies
>mom died last year to cancer
>only grandparent left
>just wanna play some Code Vein and not think about this shit
I already lost a job I was supposed to start to this faggot virus, my CPA exam got cancelled, and now I can't even enjoy my corona vacation.

Just about done with this shit.

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Based artist.

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Chinese outside of China hates the mainland, that's why we don't live there, because our ancestors did everything they could to get the fuck out.

YES, KEEP IT COMING BROS

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>army should do something
user, the military is known for primarily shooting their guns and following orders....

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Did anyone saved the WIP corona chan drawing posted last night?

That imagine is pure high grade concentrated cringecancer

It gives me heartburn. I prefer Dos Equis or Tecate.

Is that the version of this?

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Infodump on ID2020:
>Bill Gates pushing vaccines with implantable microchips to create biometric IDs kept forever on public blockchain
>their partnership with the Rockefeller Foundation who wrote the Lock Step scenario of doing philanthropy after a global pandemic in a world with tighter top-down government control and authoritarian leadership
>the mandatory vaccine law passed in Denmark
>not even mentioning they're working with and modifying deadly pathogens from biosafety level 4 labs all over the world

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Kek

why do people need ASL when you can just read captions?

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I'm glad these were all saved. There are whole compilations from all the nothingburgers.

People like them will infect others when they know they are infected, typical selfish people.

raoult speaks about it here

youtube.com/watch?v=n4J8kydOvbc
youtube.com/watch?v=n4J8kydOvbchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4J8kydOvbc
youtube.com/watch?v=n4J8kydOvbc

Coronavirus : diagnostiquons et traitons ! Premiers résultats pour la chloroquine

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terrorism?

>that don't work.
study showed otherwise, 100% cured within a few days

dabbing on these niggers

Gimme your favorite name for the virus pol

Craft beer is dangerous.

reuters.com/article/us-brazil-beer-casualties/brazil-reports-third-death-from-suspected-poison-craft-beer-idUSKBN1ZF2UF

This is some nigger-tier shit right here. You're making a fool of Corona-chan.

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yeah, we are basically fucked and this isnt going away until we have a very good antiviral or a vaccine

The King is the first commander of the army, just pointing out.

Some people just need to be purged

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It’s ogre bros. They found the cure. Get back to work now. Hope you enjoyed your little vacation :)

They're too busy shilling a placebo that has already been largely discredited.

>but cook them in such barbaric ways.
It makes you euphoric when eating the meat because of all the stress hormones built up.

BASED JOURNALIST

There is a lot of giant Corona/tiny Earth pics

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Will Hydroxychloroquine work?

>he doesn't know
Heh... prove to me you are based and I'll tell you the physical identifier.

SARS went under the radar because China successfully shed off the responsibility by rewriting history so that it's Hong Kong's fault instead of Guangdung's.

>CDC reports millennial generation BTFO even if they think that they're young and healthy

millennial generation — accounted for 20 percent of those hospitalized and 12 percent of ICU patients.
>millennial generation — accounted for 20 percent of those hospitalized and 12 percent of ICU patients.
millennial generation — accounted for 20 percent of those hospitalized and 12 percent of ICU patients.

>Reports coming out of France , Italy , and Netherlands about young people getting seriously ill, and very seriously ill, in the ICU

>Nearly half of U.S. coronavirus patients in intensive care are under 65, CDC reports
38 percent of the U.S. patients known to have been hospitalized for COVID-19 were between age 20 and 54
C.D.C. report, 20 percent of the hospitalized patients and 12 percent of the intensive care patients were

People 20 to 44 — the millennial generation — accounted for 20 percent of those hospitalized and 12 percent of ICU patients.
>The high rate of hospitalization for younger adults matches the statistics reported from France , Italy , and Netherlands.

theweek.com/speedreads/903303/nearly-half-coronavirus-patients-intensive-care-are-under-65-cdc-reports

cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6912e2.htm?s_cid=mm6912e2_w
>Coronavirus doctor says lung scans for young patients were ‘nothing short of terrifying’

an increasing number of people between the ages of 30 and 50 have presented with severe symptoms,

nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/

nypost.com/2020/03/18/millennials-may-be-at-a-higher-risk-for-catching-coronavirus-official-says/

>16 year old healthy boy in the Netherlands in coma because of the Corona virus

ugebrev.dk/flashnews/geopolitik/halvdelen-af-de-kritisk-smittesyge-i-holland-er-under-50-aar/

Half of the critically-infected people in the Netherlands are under 50 years of age

>geography is racist
honk-honk

based Queen

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hs.fi/politiikka/art-2000006445897.html

The Ministry of Social Affairs and Health has instructed hospital districts not to disclose regional data on the number of people in intensive care due to coronavirus. The ministry's director general justifies the policy with privacy protection.

Yeah we are completely fucked. The Finnish CDC downplayed the estimates of case-fatality-rate and people who would need treatment and this is the next thing that happens.

Someone needs to draw corona chan like this.

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I'm pretty sure were getting NEETBux right away!

Dutch health minister stepped down

Hasn't worked for the 2 months we've known about it. It will get the company's stocks up.

He only posts when the numbers change

>is Chinese Food racist
lmao

I think so

Most people with mild symptoms recover after 10 days without treatment. Why take any drugs if you are one of them? Koreans have been using HCQ since when they had 30 cases there and judging by the fatality rates it's not doing shit for people with anything more than a case of sniffles.

And like this

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Stop lurking and post already President Trump!

>inb4 trustfund babby
I don't give a shit about inheriting money I don't even know how much it is, I've never even asked. I'm tired of everyone dying around me.

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Just do like China and start killing and burning all infected.

She's going to go hyper soon, isnt she?

What's the official reason?

based vorefag

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who is that OAN journo, not even cooming

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Mexico has reported its first coronavirus death

>he attended a two day concert in Mexico City on 3 March with 70 000 people each day

His wife added that she had not been tested for coronavirus
Tens of Thousands Pack Mexico City Music Festival

Hugo López-Gatell, deputy director of the Health Department
In Mexico we have a culture of a little bit more of hygiene that helps us to limit this kind of transmissions,” he said.
I lived in San Diego for 12 years and at my work we could never ever get them to stop putting
used toilet papper in the trash , even after telling them our plumming can handle it , the smell was unimaginable

Fact the virus travels through feces!!

Tens of Thousands Pack Mexico City Music Festival

breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/03/15/tens-of-thousands-pack-mexico-city-music-festival-despite-coronavirus-concerns/
>Mexico under international criticism for coronavirus response

>El Salvador, president blocked a flight Monday from Mexico City to San Salvador, citing subpar sanitary safeguards in Mexico

thehill.com/latino/488100-mexico-under-international-criticism-for-coronavirus-response

>'Women's Day' March Led To Surge Of Dead in Spain
'Women's Day' March Led To Surge Of Dead

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/last-weeks-womens-day-march-helped-cause-surge-deadly-coronavirus-infections-madrid

Spring breakers pack Florida beach despite coronavirus pandemic

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8119647/Shocking-images-crowds-sand-Clearwater-Beach-Florida-ignoring-coronavirus-warnings.html

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

like this etc

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Btw, who makes those corona-chan breast grow fan arts?

jewish hubris has destroyed NYC.

the first infected and infectious cluster in NYC was an orthodox jew and his family. he commuted from his home into a law firm in midtown manhattan while sick and continued to send his children to school/college despite being sick - his job and the two schools were the first buildings to be closed. his neighborhood (that went under the 1 mile radius quarantine before cases began exploding in the city) is new rochelle, an orthodox jewish community.

the second major cluster (100+ people infected from ONE neigborhood) is an orthodox jewish community in brooklyn

>nypost.com/2020/03/18/coronavirus-cluster-in-nyc-hasidic-community-confirmed/
>forward.com/news/breaking-news/441304/coronavirus-containment-zone-new-rochelle-new-york/

mind you, this same community in brooklyn and upstate new york propagated a measles infection that turned into a partial quarantine/state of emergency

>cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2019/09/us-measles-cases-hit-1234-brooklyn-outbreak-called-over
>"More than 75% of measles cases recorded in 2019 have come from two outbreaks among New York State's Orthodox Jewish communities—one in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and one in Rockland County."

these people believe they are above the law. they are not sheltering in place. they're STILL hosting religious services and events with 1000+ people then crowding into urgent care centers (knowing fully well they're sick with the coronavirus) and infecting all the staff and people who show up for unrelated medical problems. this will never hit the national news/tv though since that'll make them look bad.

This won't cause additional panic.

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>opening the door to criticizing biased media

FUGG:DDD

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I hate how every western "break" about this chink flu is information we've had for weeks

if you are quarantined with women do your part and contribute to the babyboom by fucking them raw

His job is done. The world defeated corona. We have a cure we can all relax now

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I have heard an intelligence researcher talk about that.

The hits just keep coming.

The normie PANIC is dumb because people should have been prepared.
But Yas Forums's CONCERN (with a healthy dose of paranoia) is completely valid.

Absolutely agree, this Earth is a good snack for the new growing goddess of death

and we always need more

You can use cm3d2 models freely too, japs won't sue you.

For you

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Chink Flying AIDS!

How likely is it that chloroquine will cure this virus?

>can't wash hands
Well they're dead

You have no idea how much I wish this was true

HIV drug combo fails as treatment for severe COVID-19 in China study

news.trust.org/item/20200318231107-sqloz

is that mr fainter?

>MAYBE POSITIVE EFFECTS, MAYBE NOT POSITIVE EFFECTS
>MAYBE POSITIVE EFFECTS, MAYBE NOT POSITIVE EFFECTS
>MAYBE POSITIVE EFFECTS, MAYBE NOT POSITIVE EFFECTS

Ok, that's a "cure"

Fatigue

Make sure you've got your masks, Revenants.

Chinese Virus
Kung Flu
Shanghai Shivers
and my oc Hubei Hiccups

Thanks for letting me know about that. Now I know who to point my finger to when mass "quarantining" and "containment" begins in Spain via the military

>Rewriting history so that it's Hong Kong's fault
They better sharp up those pencils because that's gonna be a whole lot of rewriting involved that covers about the whole world

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I don't understand how we're not in a lockdown yet! We have the exact same exponential growth Italy and Spain had. Shut it down, what the granpa is waiting for?!

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>entire chink shill MSM got BTFO by OAN

It's amazing what a society can do if they actually work together.

We aren't lying. We are just having "issues" with the only lab that is able to perform test on patients. By Friday other labs will be able to do it as well and expect Argentina to be between Chile and Brazil in number of cases ( between 350 and 550)

100%. This was a nothing burger. The world will continue pushing on like always and we’ll get back to our normal lives by next week

How long until Martial Law becomes commonplace?

It’s about to go down when the Queen is making statements. AHHHHHHHH!

If shit goes down everyone is a fair game making gestures will only put a big target on yourself as far as I'm considered

And hot too.

don't give this communist goverment ideas of another communist goverment, they would follow them.

he ded

You're from NA. You don't know what beer looks or tastes like

Please elaborate.

ya'll ready for the collapse?

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About time. I'm tired of this happening already.

>stepped down
one foot on the grave, RIP

oh shit whites in Canada getting mad money is going to natives

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The collapse of corona? Yeah because it’s already here.We won

Wuhan Coronavirus is the perfect name because:
1. It doesn't have "Chinese" in it so it can't be racist
2. It actually describes the virus type so it's scientific
3. It accurately portrays the origin of outbreak

As an ICU nurse, know that modern medicine is generally good at keeping a dying body going a lot longer than what's even reasonably humane. Death is far from the worst (families keeping grampy and granny intubated and slowly tortured to death while their fingers and toes go black because the levophed is the only thing keeping their blood pressure going is).

Lol

Meanwhile, how's the hydrochloroquinine and co. treatment working? Shills trying to come up with a cure for this virus always

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But look at Wuhan now. Is a beautiful calm place kek

>RT
Fake and gay russian propaganda.
These are russian actors. Bad ones apparently.
+15.

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we ain't finna get shit dawg

0%. It would have done so already.

based trumptard

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