HOW THE FUCK DO NEETS DO IT

>work really hard at my home office for 3 months
>party for a week in either miami or vegas
>repeat
i literally just got back from miami a month ago so i'm doing okay atm but ill probably lose my mind in the summer

I could go for some tendies.

Maybe you have no imagination. I could be isolated in solitary confinement and still keep myself entertained.

1. because youre a normie faggot
2. you have to be mentally strong to fight off boredom and depression.

Watch K-On!, at least the first season. Watch it now. Japanese with subtitles or don't waste your time. It's on nyaa.si. If you're not going to watch K-On!, just die.

myanimelist.net/anime/5680/K-ON

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>NOOOOOO I MUST SEE PEOPLE EVERY DAY OR ILL GO CRAZYYYY
Normalfags are absolutely pathetic. I've lasted 26 years in their world and they can't even last a goddamn week in mine. Fuck them all and I hope all of you normalfaggots get the virus and die a horrifyingly painful death.

"social closeness" terrifies me

>oh noooo I'm such a stupid boring faggot I can't live without meeting my retarded friends
kill yourself

I haven't left the house in a decade. I don't watch TV, movies, or play video games. No friends.
How I do it is using my imagination to be other people in other places, it's mostly hero fantasy stuff.

normie

I forgot to mention that they're all probably still on social media talking to everybody they would normally anyway.

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I don't like slice of life user. I need tension, I need dread. You should all watch Monster instead.

How do you get money?

take another with your cock out

>5 days
You are just a weak little pussy faggot.

To add to that I've had social anxiety and panic disorder since at least the time of my earliest childhood memories so there's a lifetime of conditioning to being content with being alone.

>Mental fortitude and a strong will
>neet
Lolno

Some people have internal monologues, you know?

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mental weak faggot detected

>console
>games
top kek

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Because I don’t know how to do anything else. An entire childhood of bullying and adulthood of isolation has made this my norm. Love seeing normalfags freak out about it though.

I agree. Soulless husks fuck off.

>losing my mind because I cant socialize
you are a fucking NPC sheep that needs others to simulate your mind, where NEETs don't need others to simulate their minds, because they are used to self improvement without needing the acknowledgement and approval of others.

It’s because you hate yourself and need others to validate you daily. Take this time as a mental vacation and learn something new.
Everyone should have side income after quarantines, you now realize the digital market is becoming more of a goldmine.

>I draw fat asses for a living and am currently making a shitty meme game.

You get used to it after a while, all of the days that pass just blend together. Helps if your introverted with anxiety as you dont want to interact with people often anyway so taking the step to needom really isn't that difficult, i imagine its difficult for extroverts who have a requirment to be around other people at all times.

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me

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Visited my mom and usually feel awkward hugging her.

DELIBERATELY not hugging, and constantly shuffling around to keep distance was much worse

And you have to be a severe faggot to say unironically.

this

I've agoraphobic for 12 years I barely talk to other people. Yes it's very tough mentally, it's like you are in a constant losing battle with your negative thoughts. I laugh at normies now expierencing a tiny drop of it.

Kek look at this retard
Wait, you don't do this?

Autism made me a NEET, it's natural for me. I love the solitude.
If you are not happy being by yourself, you are in bad company

Just play vidya and go outside for like an hour. Just get a stack of games and play through them. Maybe replay the GTA games on PS2.

Ironic,

We spent years becoming more ok with being by ourselves whilst being with others online and now personally Ive reached a point where I am ready for it and this will be a walk in the park, well not an actual walk in the park but you know what i mean.

The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

>DELIBERATELY not hugging, and constantly shuffling around to keep distance was much worse

Dont worry, when all this is over you can go back to your moms place and stick your willy in her pie.

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I enjoyed it when I watched it many years ago, but I would never rewatch, too slow of a burner

Just play videogames and get an indoor hobby it isn't that hard

Being a diagnosed autist helps a lot

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They jerk off to anime waifus

norminiggers will never posess the ability to suffer needed to be a 40yo wizard

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My iq is 185, yours around 100

The fire rises brother

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Well It's because I hate you OP and you talk too much.

hah you wont last the week.

Read the Bible

Pretty much this OP. If you can get distracted by a hobby, that’s all you need.

>literally admits to being a social retard whilst simultaneously saying HURR DURR YOU ARE MENTALLY BROKEN

sides are in fuckin orbit

I'm a NEET and I often spend several months without so much as stepping outside for a single second of fresh air. Literally months without going outside for a single second. Absolutely nothing has changed for me.

>Working remotely, mandated to logoff at noon and still getting "Leave w/ Pay" to make up the hours
>Naturally pretty reclusive anyway
>Qt asian waifu has me cooming regularly
>Reading Julius Evola
>Doom Eternal comes out tomorrow

No complaints

Literally sit outside all day in your back yard. I've been planting crops, harvesting kumquats and working out.

Enjoy the sun while you can, faggot.

just have confidence and be yourself bro

Try not being a woman.

Basically this, enjoy your own company

like nigga just stay home and use the internet to communicate. I'm using this shit as an excuse to stay away from work as well for two weeks. Fuck em.

What do you do all day though? Watch anime ? That's fucking retarded. If you actually had any skills and motivation you could easily make a lot of money

mostly video games

How do you waste your time running around?

lol

People like you are so shallow and insipid they would rather shock themselves over having to think about how little there is in their mind. Sucks to suck.

wjh-www.harvard.edu/~dtg/WILSON ET AL 2014.pdf

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fuck off normie

just be an introvert, it's not that hard

I think about this every time I hear that line. youtu.be/SYZm_ErTh_s

Social retardedness can teach you things and develop you in other aspects. It's not a contradiction. My happiness does not come from external sources

Imagine the time you were struggling through life's many stresses after preadolescence
>studying for school
>working a shit job to pay for whats to come
>taking care of your own needs
>fixing problems
>suffering injuries and illnesses
>working out your finances
>keeping yourself fed, clothed and warm
Etc
Was anyone by your side to support you?

This. I've lived in isolation for 20 years. Going outside is frightening for me.

It takes effort to find detergent and bleach now, otherwise I'd probably spending all the time I don't work at home. I don't have anything to lose if there is a collapse. I think about the next life when I can't sleep and take comfort in the fact that I won't have to be in this place again when the story is over. I can say without any doubt in my mind the only things I care about are my family and Yas Forums.

Kill yourself (unironically)

How pale are you?

This is kinda true to be honest, also being an introvert helps.
>t. mentally ill NEET

yes

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Not a neet (probably the last spaniard working at an office atm) but hobbies + alcohol help a lot in a quarantine.

You get used to it in due time, you have to experience some form of insanity during long periods of isolation to truly find serenity in neetdom. I'm mentally ready for this when my country goes into lockdown

well, inside my mind I can see everything happening in the world and it keeps me entertained. only way I can describe it to you

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>What do you do all day though?
What do you want to do? Do that. It doesn't even matter what you choose, you can do whatever you want from the moment you wake up to the moment you go back to sleep.
>inb4 still restless
Tough titties, deal normalfag

K on is garbage, watch mob instead

have you tried not being a dumb fucking serf?

I do make a lot of money. Just because I'm not a retard wage slave that trades their life for trinkets and paper certainly doesn't mean I'm poor.

My biggest hobby is learning, kid. I know a great deal about my local ecosystem--can survive off the land indefinitely.

I also have access to a large workshop, several computers, and am an avid reader and visitor of the library.

For a while I was a rock climber, circus performer, ran non profits, worked in non profits,.

TV is for retards and public education lobotomizes children.

This
>I don't need constant affirmation of my existence.
Especially this.
This
A bit extreme, but they are right.

I think you got all the answers. But if you want some more suggestions, here is mine. Have a daily routine, exercise at least 45 minutes every day. Do push-ups, pull-ups (order a push-up bar online, they are cheap), crunches and squats. If you don't know how to do them, there are plenty of tutorials on youtube. Read, daily, for at least one hour. Alternate fiction for entertainment with something useful, like some philosophy shit on how not to be a beta faggot like yourself. Cook. Use this extra time at home to learn how to cook and eat more healthily. Start simple (salads or soups) and go for fancy stuff in a couple of months. Listen to podcasts and music, explore new genres. See movies (not the new Hollywood trash). If you feel the need to masturbate, don't do it while watching porn (actually stop watching porn completely).

I hope it helps.

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This, but unironically

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i've been a neet for a few years and i'm very happy. i tend to get bullied by coworkers and spend all my time thinking about hating them when i'm employed. i was a normal person with own place, career and married at one point. now, i spend all of my time jogging in the park, making youtube videos, bantering on pol, reading scholarly articles related to my field (i have a doctorate in stem). for socializing i go on tinder dates. the first date is always at their place, i don't fuck around with this get a coffee bullshit. neets are the true aristocrats of our time, you should show us respect.

>>Day 5 of "social distancing"
>>Already losing my mind
better get used to it
it is not temporary

What this user said.
If you're a man, you shouldn't have issues with isolation.

>I'm a NEET and I often spend several months without so much as stepping outside for a single second of fresh air. Literally months without going outside for a single second. Absolutely nothing has changed for me.

I'm comfortable with going weeks at a time without face-to-face human contact; but without fresh air? Thats impossible for me. How the fuck do you restock on food?

Your level is far higher than mine.

This. Self-induced aspergers (too much dope) ftw. Also +130 IQ from reading whilst high and NEETing for over a decade.

How do I do it? In general I hate human animals. I naturally stay away from people so this has been a breeze.

None of this has effected me at all. The only glitch was trying to buy a damn pizza with cash. Cash stopped being accepted. Fuck them and their pizza!

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you have mind of sheep

I took time off from Best Buy because they weren't closing their doors. I'm now officially back in my natural habitat. At my parents house with vidya and snacks. It's easy, OP. Just play video games and enjoy the silence.

My parents do it for me, of course. Boomers at least have some use.

What part of the I in ISTP and INTJ don't normies get?

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I guess this is true, I have actively avoided people and isolated all my life as if they were carrying a disease already

Need internal strength and fortitude. It is a weakness that you need social contact. Find your inner peace.

>mfw my normalfag friends are losing it already
I tell them to just be themselves and give loneliness and boredom a firm handshake. This is hell for most people but at the same time it's my heaven, kek

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You get used to it

only the strong survive as NEETS, OP is just an undermensch

Get down the pub user, That’s where you’ll find me

It’s easy if you have schizoid personality disorder.
I haven’t talked to anyone in person in over 3 years.

This guy is right

Do you have one of these?

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Is it day 5 already? This whole things feels like a vacation to me. I don't want to go back.

If its all you've ever known, then it just is. You are missing something they know nothing about.

...

Mental adaptation. Being an extrovert means you're only as healthy as society is. In this Clown World that means accepting complete insanity as normal.
Being an introvert means you're as healthy as you are and can just avoid unhealthy things.
Corona chan has ironically made me more social because you can already get everything you want or need with the exception of groceries and guns delivered at your door and now you need more of both of those.
But these fucking normies and boomers? I am laughing my fucking ass off watching them struggle as if the sheer bliss of being left the fuck alone were somehow undesirable.

its not a choice

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>How do you faggots spend a lifetime doing this?

who wants to go out, there's nothing interesting out there.

I'm a wage cuck but outside of work I have basically zero interaction with people.
Yas Forums has made me unable to tolerate being around normals and what validation I used to receive mentally from having friends and a gf no longer does anything for me.
I have a perhaps unique perspective where 2 of the gfs I had in my 20s were really attractive so I know what it's like to be banging a hot chick. But now after having those experiences within the context of everything I know that comes with that and what I have learned here, having a gf is simply no longer worth it for the trade off in time and money spent. I plan on being totally celibate until I find wife material tier, which is a prospect I would not think was in the realm of possibility for me a few years ago. I find it easy now.

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Learn to self regulate you emotions without the constant validation and reinforcement of chattering monkeys. Extroverts are pathetic.

I not ready for it to end. This is how life should be. I feel life has been preparing me for this. Like that little girl in Signs who has a weird thing with water. I could do 10 years like this standing on my head.

His basement is fitted with a fully self sufficient system. He takes a shit in the toilet and it gravity feeds into his garden basement and the piss goes to a purification chamber

By not being addicted to the shit Jews have forced upon us. If you cant spend a month reading, working out, and thinking by yourself you have no right to call yourself a man. WANTING to live like this is one thing, but struggling to do so makes you a weak willed woman.

Same
Literally just daydream fantasies

you could also not watch cartoons and enjoy a movie or play fucking vidya, or find a fucking online job you faggot

>You can still call people and talk to them on the phone
>You can talk to people online, video calling even!
>Play some games
>Watch documentaries
>Watch TV series you've been meaning to but haven't had time for due to wage slavery
>Read a book
>Buy a kindle and read many books if you're scared of paper
>Work out
>Shitpost
>Be creative, draw or write something
>Have a wank
>Sing 99 bottles of beer

That's all i can think of right now. Good luck!

shit

that explains alot actually

>Mental fortitude and a strong will
im the opposite of that

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Just be yourself.

This. The mind is powerful if you let it go free.

I turned mine off. Was too loud and obnoxious. Took years of pain and suffering to get there. I think mostly in vivid images now.

>My parents do it for me, of course. Boomers at least have some use.

So you're like a Hikkikomori then. Well, I guess things are good when you have your parents supporting you.

But your NEETdom is not secure, what if they decide to intervene? They can deny you access to food.

Secure your existence user.

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It's very simple: Suprintelligent people aren't interested in human interaction (with the 99.9999% of people who are MUCH dumber than they are) and instead focus on creative achievements, learning etc.

>tfw you've unknowingly been training your whole life for the boog

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Get some audiobooks, I got a collection of 25 from a link some user posted years back and have been slowly working through the ones that stood out. Loved Rendezvous with Rama, and Brave New World was just sort of sad to read though still worth the time it took.

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Before getting heavily jewed for years I didn't even need to vent here.
You suck, attention whoring is the only goal of your stupid golem lives.