/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2279 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

You faggots blowing this out of proportion. Literally nothing will happen, the economy needed a hard reset and this was it. Be glad we'll be able to afford things now. Also, enjoy this extended spring break.

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Chinese virus

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>whitehouse.gov/live/
is he having stroke?

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=A4wdbibV3IM

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FIRST DEATH IN OKLAHOMA

57 year old man with COPD though and obese. Never stood a chance.

> CHINKS WILL DIE
Adolf plz

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R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
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>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
>R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE
R. MADRID PLAYER LUKA JOVIC AND ASCOLI PLAYER NIKOLA NINKOVIC FLEW TO SERBIA SKIPPING THE QUARANTINE

>elespanol.com/elbernabeu/futbol/20200319/jovic-denunciado-policia-serbia-saltarse-cuarentena-viajar/475953073_0.html

SERBIA, GET READY FOR MORE CASES

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Give me your scariest COVID19 webms, I need to take the red pill

Based.
Random survival and homesteading shit in this one:
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Live press conference of the Corona team now
Who is watching?

New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. The mortality rate among the elderly for the flu is more than 2%, eg this source:
>Patients with an influenza infection and pneumonia were significantly more likely to require intensive care unit (ICU) admission (27% vs 10%) and mechanical ventilation (18% vs 5%), and to die (9% vs 2%), as compared with patients without pneumonia.
ajmc.com/journals/supplement/2018/managed-care-perspective-on-optimizing-influenza-vaccinations-in-adults/influenza-in-older-patients-a-call-to-action-and-recent-updates-for-vaccinations

Happeningfags are basically on suicide watch at this point. Being completely blown the fuck out by the numbers.
>inb4 more posts reeeing about how all the patients on the boomer death ship had le best doctors in the world and were totally all gonna die but those doctors saved them.

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name dropped the malaria drug

thread on /t/, but i was looking for more options

DRUMPF SOUNDS AWFUL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORANGE

pscp.tv/w/cUI1-DFEWUVYa3ZOV0F5amd8MWdxR3ZFQk5SWFdLQg1IncGmLjHea60KzjE8NyDMxArqPGr4tLZ5BZ4oyu8Y

Donald finally figured out the anti malaria drugs

NUKE CHINA NOW

Why are the planes flying, that is my question.

...

I want to cum inside a Chinese girl right now. Raw, no condom sex.

Are the UK numbers out? Last I heard there were 66 new cases but that seems too low

TRUMP MENTIONING HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE
DOOMERS BTFO

youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM

it's just a flu bro, don't worry about a thing, keep consooming

President of the United States everyone

CHINA NEEDS TO GIVE ME A GF TO MAKE UP FOR THIS VIRUS

100 reddit scalps

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Drumpf is rambling again, Jesus Christ let somebody else speak

Ok Mitchell

Me

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We will never have a rightful punishment against China because retards want to own drumpf.
It's important to remind everyone where the virus come from, so it should stressed everytime that this virus is CHINESE. CHINESE VIRUS.

HAPPENING OVER

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>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

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He could pronounce the word? Impressive.

anyone have screenshots of this thread back when nobody took it seriously?

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Trump fell for the HCQ meme. How many American's are about to overdose on malaria drugs,

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We're going to be able to make that drug available immediately, immediate, I've talked to Andrew Cuomo last night, he wants to be first on the line, tremendous promise, tremendous, I think it's gonna be great

Hahahaha

CHINA NUMBA 1 IN EATING BATS, SNAKES, AND PANGOLINS

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EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU DYING
COUGH

You forgot to post the countries list

137 deaths now total. Confirmed cases is meaningless as they aren't doing anywhere near enough testing anyway.

WUHAN FLU

Trump is that kid that couldn't read but the teacher kept volunteering them.

REM-dessar-RAR

TP cash.
Soon

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Yeah but that 1 teen who died and the 0.3% who got reinfected?
And that nigger collapsing in nyc vid?

on the scale to 10 how useful is this mask against corona-chan?

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>china has the situation under control
they have a gov't that literally controls everything even what the media is putting out so of course it looks like everything is in control. western democracies, even with the fringe element screaming end of times, has to deal with the other 95% of rational citizens and prevent increasing hysteria with measured means. spraying shit will only fuel conspiritards assumptions or doing any pointless show of having control is not worth it. what do you want them to do?

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>using a drug for 5-7 days that's normally used for months will give you side effects
shoo shoo jew

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sniff sniff

Is Boris just waiting on people dying on the streets, before he tests?
As part of the delay phase, perhaps?

this vaccine damage control shit is so boring. When is martial law coming? When are niggers going to start rioting? I'm fucking bored

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>blindness
>deafness
>vital organ damage
He's better tell granny not to chug a bottle of pills she found in the attic.

I audible kek'd for the first time in a week

ty

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>551
absolute scam

I'd shake his hand but I'm not supposed to, I'm going to get into trouble

remdeserRAR

I think somewhere around 40-60 percent. It's not n95 but I think pretty much every article I read it's still better than nothing.

Is he having a fucking stroke live?

I wonder what did the marketing guys named that facility.
>Get well family hospital?

>tfw coronavirus gets btfo'd by common over the counter drugs

private charters perhaps
rest of the planes? goverments incompetence + jews plans

3 members of the same family died in New Jersey. A 72yo woman and her two children. Guess what ethnicity they are? Italian.
Why does it target Italians??

>woke up after only 4 hours, felt bad and unrested
>fever
>coffing
>chest pain

Shit shit shit is this it?
I'm scared. I don't want to die so young from something so stupid. It was nice shitposting with you lads.

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It could be a game changer, a game changer

BUT MAYBE NOT
But it could be a game changer, very power

5 minutes if fitting perfectly and breathing through nose only.

As useful as this.

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Every drug has potential sides fucktard

blyat na huj

youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174?t=496
>youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174?t=496
youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174?t=496
>youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174?t=496

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Stage-1 containment imminent!

1/10 if you're trying not to get it. 8/10 if you have it already and are trying not to spread it

.05/10

> Hydrokw hydrokweinlo...... kweinoleen

>TPpoor

One boomer keeps destroying your happening fantasies

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mb cuz the anemia mediterranea

1450 it fren

>what do you want them to do?

Kill the normie, NWO now

Really just asking question. Everybody screaming in these threads, it's been a hell of a rollercoaster so far. Really just trying to ease the anxiety in some way desu

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>tfw the plague got btfo'd by a blade in your wrists

>Building company is going to fit a new bathroom at the end of next month
>mfw they want a £1000 deposit now

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>less than 10 000 deaths

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How do i explain these fuckers that we will collapse. They still belive is a government manipulation.

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How's situation looking like in middle east and africa?