/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2278 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 228,708 (+9,920) ► Died: 9,377 (+434)

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FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
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Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Italy rushes 10,000 med students into service, scraps final exams
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>RESEARCH
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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Virus spreads through pipes
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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>REMINDER
China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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>LATEST CASES
14:56: Prince Albert, the leader of Monaco, has tested positive for coronavirus.
14:51: 1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
14:32: 67 new cases in Louisiana, United States.
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.
12:27: 719 new cases in Switzerland.

>MORE
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i dont have more reasons to lift coronavirus is killing all westoids lol

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Rate my PrEP boys

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NEW ITALY
WATCH THE CASES EXPLODE BY NEXT WEEK

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Nice shorts faggot

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Stage-1 containment imminent!

>STILL no nationwide shelter in place lockdown

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Whats wrong with your face lol

Bros.. Will New Jersey open everything back up after enough economic damage? How long can this possibly last?

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Corona-chan wants to give you chocolate!

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My friend was going to move to LA by the end of May, I guess he has to cancel his plans?

Get new material, Yas Forums

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20,000 PEOPLE IN JEW YORK AFFECTED

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Wish the happening wasn't over. Pretty much just waiting for the non critical cases to clear up at this point. Now I have to eat all this canned food.

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Grim footage of temporary morgues that have been set up around #London, which is the epicentre of the #UK’s #coronavirus crisis, with over 600 reported cases within the city
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COVID-19 is a neocon hoax and nothing more than a nothing nothingburger. Prove me wrong.

UK deaths down.

Summary of corona virus antivirals and vaccines in progress

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What the fuck happened within the last few hours? Was resting soz

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Guys, Corona-chan is immune to the vaccine

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Is anyone else starting to get a little nervous?

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They won't do this until it's far too late. We're fucking dead.

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19% hospitalization rate in NYC
twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1240651592900231169

WHAT
THE
FUCK

Europe was third world all along
kek

top zozzle

New York City will recover from this.

I mean it's a city of islands. It's easy to get control

how many dicks do you have to suck for immunity

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Thread theme

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Give me your best corona memes /cvg/

No, because I actually did all nessicary prep unlike you LARPing normies. I hope you all die.

youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM

why is no western country doing what the chink authority is shown to do in this video?

>hard mode
no tinfoil, schizos or other conspiritards answers

No. Its a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by june.

From previous thread:

I’ve got shortness of breath. Got 2 hrs of sleep last night. A little light headed but no headache or coofing. Anyone with similar symptoms turn out ok without paying 6k to go get checked out?

Anyone have the image of the viruses mutation strains?
it was a flowchart / tree, separating out current mutation gnomes for the more aggressive strain at the top, and the less contagious lighter symptoms strains at the bottom.

Can't seem to find it anywhere

you can't run out of toilet paper
when you wipe with your left hand
kek

what vaccine, also sauce ?

oWo who's this semen demon?

nbcnews.com/business/markets/markets-settle-coronavirus-fears-continue-fuel-sell-n1161526
>government doubled down on its economic response to the coronachan outbreak, ramping up financial assistance for affected businesses and floating a $1 trillion stimulus package
>Federal Reserve announced Tuesday that it was launching a program to encourage lending, part of its sweeping emergency measures to address the economic fallout
>A constant slew of updates and shutdowns has sent investors into a tailspin, with traditional safe havens like gold and oil no longer necessarily viable options after a price war between Russia and Saudi Arabia
>some are now even contemplating whether the massive social and economic upheaval caused by the coronavirus pandemiccould throw the U.S. into a depression
>Dow plunged below 20,000 in session lows as traders grappled with the unprecedented economic volatility. Trading was again halted in premarket activity Tuesday after the S&P hit its "limit down" threshold. It's the third time in a month that trading has been paused before the opening bell
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>doubling in two days
>we'll be over 100k before the end of the weak
>1,000,000 in two weeks

Could be anxiety desu

>checked
Nah I'm good, I did what I had to do, told people it was gonna happen, no one believed me, now they panic while I'm comfy at home waiting for it all to end.

>Washington state
Did those Liberal childfuckers eat Kung Flu Soup?
Or why the fuck do they have that many infected there??

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The longer we wait the worse it will be and more will die

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can you still smell/taste things normally?

we've said it's 20% for the longest time

13% serious
6% critical

Every single one of them needs a bed in the icu as well as a ventilator

can't wait to pick off yellowsuits trying to hide in the bushes, couldn't be more visible lmao

He's changing the narrative again kek

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Yeah could be honestly.

YOU THERE!
SHOW ME BODY TEMPERATURE,
OR YOU DIE!

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Italy, Spain and China just need to start digging mass graves and burning them afterwards

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NEW ITALY HOSPITAL FOOTAGE

youtube.com/watch?v=9vNWEBmygbU

>for one person

Why won't UK update its numbers

That blood serum one must have been a fucking catastrophe.
Xi was touting it like crazy for a few days when they were trying to reopen factories and then it all went silent.

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I want the Trump/Andrew Jackson memes to be real

please

let it be real

>need exercise to improve health and immune system
>retards fucking EVERYWHERE like its an eternal weekend
What the fuck do i do? i don't have enough space inside my dog house sized room.

>deaths going down
This is the last “””happening””” I’m ever following. The one thing I don’t need is to fuel boomer ego about how they’re always right about stupid shit like this. All I wanted was a devastating pandemic and a fucking virus could even give that to me. I need to get off the internet and actually do something productive with my life. Just feel so defeated and disappointed... I truly thought this was the one, bros.

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10th amendment
Its literally impossible to do this in the US without imposing marshal law, so they're passing the bucket to states

This guy is quickly becoming my favourite things i cvg threads alongside hazmat memes

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Travelers from China. Most of the origin patients on the East coast are also from the West coast or cruise ships.

and?
hey at least we're not getting fucked from immigrants every time kek
give up Kraut, you can't roast us anymore.
The Muslims Inquisition is waiting RIGHT OUTSIDE Europe.
they're waiting and watching for an open window.
Guess your leftist shithole is done for lmao.

WHERE ARE THE LEAKS ON CHINA
>WHERE ARE THE LEAKS ON CHINA
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS ON CHINA
>WHERE ARE THE LEAKS ON CHINA

Someone HAS to know what's going on

Bro I've been nervous since Jan 21st or whenever the news broke internationally about this.

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Are you the user considering going to the rural area?

>Sad music

Post your favorite pictures from the early days of /cvg/

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New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. The mortality rate among the elderly for the flu is more than 2%, eg this source:
>Patients with an influenza infection and pneumonia were significantly more likely to require intensive care unit (ICU) admission (27% vs 10%) and mechanical ventilation (18% vs 5%), and to die (9% vs 2%), as compared with patients without pneumonia.
ajmc.com/journals/supplement/2018/managed-care-perspective-on-optimizing-influenza-vaccinations-in-adults/influenza-in-older-patients-a-call-to-action-and-recent-updates-for-vaccinations

Happeningfags are basically on suicide watch at this point. Being completely blown the fuck out by the numbers.
>inb4 more posts reeeing about how all the patients on the boomer death ship had le best doctors in the world and were totally all gonna die but those doctors saved them.

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The US got 2000 cases in 12 hours like two days ago what more do you want

Man, I can't read any of those screenshots.

Told y'all it's going to get bad there. Most infected per capita when?

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make your own hazmat memes

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>Herd burners

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Based Bill.

Who is this

I live with my parents because they live very close to my office and I can save money. I told them this would happen somewhere around January 20th while we were eating dinner and that we should get supplies. They laughed it off. I decided maybe I was overreacting so I never actually did anything. I didn’t want them to think I was going crazy and send me to a mental health hospital. Now I regret not doing anything. We are fine both financially and supply-wise but I should have done more

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Can't believe I fell for this shit. Obvious now that's it's not that serious and they are shutting down the economy for (((other reasons)))
Yeah maybe 1 million will die but that's just a bad flu. The fucking shills were right all along.

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it's tested dumb leaf

What about asymptomatic cases that only show symptoms too late and then die? They spread the disease without looking like they're unhealthy.

Good quality pull up bar. Not nigger tier doorframe pos.

Nigga, deaths haven't been down since yesterday. Wait until Italy starts piling up more bodies.
Unless you're suggesting that China has it fully contained, then it's obviously PRC propaganda.

based.
if we're lucky the muzzies starts rioting and we can just roll them over with panzers.
if not... we'll be like jews.

I'm not, but I already am in a semi-rural area, and if shit hits the fan it's easy to go to an even more isolated place.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, CORONA-CHAN!

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>prince albert status: canned
Also, doesn’t Monaco have the highest medium wealth?

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>Mnuchin warns senators lack of action could result in 20% unemployment rate
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/steven-mnuchin-unemployment-warning-coronavirus/index.html

>Unemployment benefits websites crashing in multiple states because of sign-up overload due to mass lay-offs in the service sector
slate.com/business/2020/03/coronavirus-unemployment-websites-crashing.html

>Multiple industry sectors requesting federal bailouts.
edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2020/03/18/lead-3p-markets-panel-live-jake-tapper.cnn

>Dow crashing 9000 points in a month, volatility index at all-time high
ccn.com/dow-crashed-9000-points-in-30-day-plunge-but-this-stock-is-up-800-in-6-days/

>House pares back paid sick and family leave benefits in coronavirus bill

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/paid-sick-leave-house-bill/index.html

>Coronavirus sparks support for Universal Basic Income in unlikely places::
qz.com/1819369/coronavirus-sparks-support-for-universal-basic-income/

did jim catch the wuflu or something? where the fuck is jim stream

no satan, i won't panic, i'm very comfy at /cvg/ indeed

Hospital ER update:
Infectious disease unit confiscated locked up all PPE and we are allowed 1 mask per 12 hour shift... bros they're killing me slowly

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>don't worry go..-guys it'd n..nothing. I promise hahaha

There's some virus apparently

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hold on we still have more than 100,000 bodies since the civil war buried next to roads or in mass graves, another few thousand might not suppose a big issue

Fire raining down from the sky, mass rapes and murders, ethnic cleansing and mass looting, complete collapse of every state and dogs and cats living together, until that happens its a literal nothing burger flu.

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Starting to think this is all a global coordinated effort to gaslight me and make me never leave the house.

They have been gangstalking me for years. Changing the volume of my tv, gaslighting me to try and make me thing I'm insane and now this is the latest. Sometimes they mock me on the street now too

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Buy the dip bill, the worst is over

they are very late at testing, so they are still testing only the very obvious

RIP.

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>No. Its a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by june.
No. It's a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by March.
No. It's a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by April.
No. It's a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by May.
No. It's a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by June.
No. It's a nothingburger flu. Will be forgotten by July.
No....cough cough... It's a nothingburger...cough....flu. Will be forgotten by August.
No....It's a....MOM, TAKE ME TO THE ER NOW

(((Liechtenstein)))

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stop being a phonefag huebro

>Restricted and repetitive behaviors and interests are among the three core symptoms of autism. They include repetitive movements with objects, repeated body movements such as rocking and hand-flapping, ritualistic behavior, sensory sensitivities and circumscribed interests.
He doesn't know about the 'tism

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Cute!

South Korea showed us the rate drops when you actually test more of the population

LMAO, you westoids thinking I'm that guy and calling me "faggot", yet the jannies are so scared of me they banned me for 3 days after making that post here around 2 weeks ago

>everyone either dead or welded in their home
>cured
Tomato tomahto

In some Spain hospital half medic staff got infected.

unironically muslims are better than i*dians

If you're good with supplies then just stay home now, no point in doing anything else unless your family considers getting out of there.

Why is there no mass disinfections taking place, china style?

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Go back to /x/ schizo

Post thighs

I already know about that Chinese Virus, Hans. What I'm asking if there was some sort of new events related to said virus

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The cases and deaths are exponential and according to the imperial college article, these "hard measures" will have to be in place intermittently as long as this virus is circulating
It has exponential growth so we cant let that snowball keep rolling down the hill..

tfw you like small tits

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Nope. I am inside, safe, have enough food. Pretty comfy spending all day on /cvg/ threads
Cute. Thank you UN

>Italian coffin trucks deployed in Bergamo, Italy, because there isn't enough room in the crematories
>Mayor says that death numbers are likely higher because people are dying in their homes and they aren't being tested due to hospital over-capacity

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>numbers we've known since January are a shock
Kek where have you been?

>if we're lucky the muzzies starts rioting and we can just roll them over with panzers.
actually pretty based.
I would love to see those roaches run over.
Fucking need to nuke the shit out of the gulf states ffs.
until and unless the Muslims are wiped out, we will never witness any progress.
The mudslimes were great once, but not anymore.

God bless John

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FIRST DEATH IN NORTHERN IRELAND

begorrah

Just letting you guys know that Trump will get everything done during the lockdowns. Great progress being made already! Stay tuned!

Ok boomer

>a case in Chad
I'm surprised these Saharan African places even test for this shit.

Jews win

So is it the Italiano flu now?

This is fake news. It was a military exercise.

greato

>global coordinated effort to gaslight me and make me never leave the house.
wtf I love globalism now

Fellow flipfags how's the containment in your area? :^)

Tacoma WA user here
Lots of chinks and faggots, the faggots are really spreading it, basically every "club" in Seattle is faggot central

mostly laziness, and they don't want to upset the stock market

says the state overrun by niggers.
We get it,
Muslims and niggers are the W*rst combination to make it out of africa.
kys
France is already done for.

literally wait 2 more weeks, for 2 more months and then 2 more years. We still don't know if people actually "recover".

Calm down 2020 superpower

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...

spraying cancer all over citizens probably wouldn't be taken to well user. also this is more or less a show of doing something rather than doing nothing.

who's that cutie Martian?

>Italy only has 500 people dying a day
>on average less than 200,000 per year
>can't cremate the bodies fast enough even with modern technology
anyone else getting the big think?

why is WHO such a cock?
youtube.com/watch?v=PGzZpR6CZ3M&t=2s

This is cute. Thanks and also
Nice.

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>>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

40000/365 ~= 109 deaths per day. Probably elderly as well.
Italy, with much lower population already topped that, even if we assume half of the dead cases were caused by something else.

If Corona-Chan managed to kill 500 people per day in USA, then we are getting about :
500 * 365 = 182500 in USA per year
4307000 in the world per year if proportioned
about 2 153 500 if we take away half of the cases.

I have finally accepted this today. We need to start focusing on the real happening. Why are they shilling this doom so hard? Why are they deliberately crashing the economy?

it was,is and always will be the Ping Plague
never forget who's to blame
never forget the chinks we lost
never forget the origin

burn to the ground

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Live here. We have like 100 ICU beds for 1.6 million people. Retarded government was waiting on instructions from Boris to start shutting down. Don't think UKs plan even took into account our tiny amount of ICU beds and the fact we are on another island. It's too late.

STFU muzzie.
We're going to annihilate each and every one of you stupid box worshippers before 2050.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I don't think the normies have figured out that Corona-chan is going to have to run it's very ugly course yet. They are still acting like this will just go away at some point.
That article is a must read for everybody BTW imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

I was in a city and debated in a hurry if to move to a rural area or not. Last minute decided to load the car with all my preps. Made it a few hours before they closed the roads.
I'm so fucking glad I did it, here we're in nature with lots of room and fresh air and places to run and exercise. People in the city are going INSANE. Children are not allowed to go outside for anything, mine would have gone bananas. They keep them locked 24/7 in tiny apartments and neighgours have gone 1984, reporting anyone who "breaks the rules".
Rules are retardedand useless, people with dogs can be all day out on the street walking the dog. People with kids can't go out not even for a minute. People who want to exercise can't even go out for a minute. Is driving people really crazy.

Kek, thanks.
My internet here is bad it just work on the phone.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>ordered a package from Amazon.com
>it's coming from Seattle

How fucked am I?

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when the worst combination to make it out of africa is still better than streetshitters

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wait aren't all your icu beds already at max capacity?

Oh
Yeah looks like it's spreading here and there, more or less

Really makes me think.

You know, barangay niggers setting up metal grid gates, police or (police) arresting and fining you about 5K if you get caught out during night hours even though quarantine should be both day and night cycles. The usual

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vox.com/the-goods/2020/3/17/21183911/coronavirus-household-supplies-toilet-paper-hand-sanitizer-face-masks-amazon
>There are few sights more disconcerting in modern-day America thana grocery store with barren shelves,
>across the country have seen whole aisles wiped clean as fears about thecoronavirus outbreakhave escalated to alarming heights
>stores are straining to keep all kinds of products — Lysol wipes, Clorox bleach, toilet paper, bottled water, thermometers, canned food, bread, Tylenol, and hand soap — in stock.
>biggest grocery chains, food suppliers, and consumer goods brands are generally well-equipped to handle this kind of surge in demand, experts say the global reach of their supply chains is contributing to the problem
>“just buy it on Amazon” isn’t the easy solution, either. The e-commerce giant notified sellers on March 11 that itwould restrict salesof products like face masks, hand sanitizer, disinfecting wipes and sprays, and isopropyl alcohol on its third-party marketplaces in response torampant price gougingand deceptive labeling, which saw four-packs of Purell listed for as much as $220.
>“We are working around the clock with our selling partners to ensure availability on all of our products, and bring on additional capacity to deliver all of your orders,”
>slowdown is a reminder of how heavily many US companies rely on Chinese suppliers, whether for finished goods or component materials: Procter & Gamble, whose brands include Charmin, Pampers, and Tide,warned investors
>“this is not going to be the last time that business gets interrupted based on the global and interconnected supply chain,”
archive.is/vrpJ9

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>id2020.org/

G-G-GUYS?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

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could you get corona and barely get affected? I've had that weird feeling in my lungs for a while that is somewhat like that time I had to inhale smoke when I fire happened in my place, in a way lesser degree though. I thought it could be muscle tightness but stretching does not change it. or maybe i'm just hypocondriac.
would be nice if I got free immunity though.

I also live here! Apparently we're also short about 900 ventilators. Local chemist has more or less barred anyone from entering without prescriptions. Now exams and all are finally cancelled. Welp.

repubblica.it/cronaca/2020/03/18/foto/bergamo_non_c_e_piu_posto_70_mezzi_militari_portano_le_salme_fuori_dalla_regione-251650969/1/#1

strawpoll.com/3sce5gwe

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Politicos had to be seen to be politically correct. Now the real damage is being done you'll see them backtracking slowly. Already started today with Chris Whitty saying "mutations are weaker" and a lower than yest UK death toll. I guarantee by next week they'll be saying there is a weaker strain now.

But aren't the "buy the dip" fags on his side? I'm so confused. Does he have dementia?

>\1,238 new cases in New York state, United States.
Aw shit.

USA is fucked because pic related is a fact. We don't even get the yellow gowns anymore and barely get the fucking low key mask

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brrr.money/

I fucking KNEW IT

corona can't survive that long, you're good

LIKE, VERY
It's the second US coronavirus focus

I'm immortal

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Connected by tunnels.

New York is off to the races, dark times ahead and chimpouts...
I thought Spain just got started, they too can't burn bodies fast enough?
German science is still the greatest in ze world!

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FASTER GOY

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Guess this pretty much confirms martial law on Monday.

sure, as if a Muslim nigger's opinion and kek's amounts to anything.
stop it dude, your pathetic.
it's 2020, we're the CHADS who are going to take care of the muzzies.

brrr.money/

Probably still lots of excitable boys such as yourself over on r3ddit. Might still be habbening. You should go check

..A new statistic shows a devastating impact on Hollywood: 120,000 entertainment industry crew jobs have been lost.

...Most shows have shut down production amid fears of spreading the contagious virus, which the World Health Organization declared a pandemic.

...The COVID-19 virus is having a far-reaching impact on the entertainment service industry, with restaurants being forced to reduce services to takeout only, as well as the sports industry, with the NBA and the MLB games being suspended indefinitely.

...Vanessa Hudgens has come under fire for an Instagram video in which she casually dismissed the virus' impact.

nypost.com/2020/03/19/coronavirus-hits-hollywood-120000-crew-jobs-lost/

Just wash your hands lol

france is shit dude
u have big ego