Brit/pol/ - Emergency Powers Bill Edition

> Bill summary
publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/58-01/0122/en/20122en.pdf

> Bill in full
publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/58-01/0122/20122.pdf

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>Answers promised after school shutdown confusion
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51956279

>40 London Underground stations to be closed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51946409

>Italy deaths rise by record 475 IN 24 HOURS
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51952712

>Europe sets up emergency lifeline worth billions
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51955389

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angry eddie

He's more fun when he's shitfaced t b h

I really hope all the niggers start looting again

Going to need source on that 66% death rate.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/

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twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1240647614267379714
>Sweeping Emergency powers
>52% in the poll
1000 year Boris Reich confirmed

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spacker

It's just the /cvg/ mong, ignore him

I've very quickly skimmed the emergency powers bill summary and there's very little to go on.

Does Brit/pol/ want to join me in trying to decipher the main bill?

EU's chief Brexit negotiator has tested positive

I'll decipher it for you:
>The government can do whatever the hell it likes.

look at the diamond princesses if you want an example of how it will look when it's ran it's course, a nothing burger with 7 / 527 death rate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ooooooooooh
shit.

How convenient :o)

my mum normally hates the tories but shes beliving all the tripe they come up with now

army on the streets of scotland lads lol

It doesn't take into account all the people who have gotten in and self-isolated and recovered.

the overall CFR is holding at 10% (roughly 25% if you ignore the fake numbers from china, SK, japan etc). this virus is as deadly as MERS and as contagious as measles.
>muh r0 of 2.5
it has a 24-40 day asymptomatic contagious incubation period. the virus can hang around on surfaces for up to 9 days (28 days in low temperatures) and it can stay in the air for 6+ hours. the r0 is probably somewhere in the high 30s or 40s even with "social distancing".

First death in Northern Ireland today.

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there are still 178 active cases from the diamond princess. the CFR could easily increase significantly.

Press F to gas fenians

spacker

What makes you think south korea is fake and do you think diamond princeses numbers are fake too?

>about to argue
>tfw remember belfast is irish majority
>tfw remember derry is irish majority
>tfw most protestants are isolated in the countryside

begorrah
it's happening again

even if they all died , which they wont , that still wouldnt be deadlier than mers

EMERGENCY POWERS BILL CLAUSE 18
> Confirmatory medical certificate not required for cremations: England and Wales

Shipmans revenge!

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These are people who were tested positive and hospitalised. Most of those infected get very mild symptoms or no symptoms at all that's why it spreads so fast in the first place, unlike SARS that got pretty much every infected person bedridden.

None of that is true.

read the /cvg/ pastebin.

No one cares

go back there spacker

National Day of Prayer when?

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lmfao which one of you incels reported me

woo

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Get

Lmao it was me

If all of that was true, wouldn't we have seen more fatalities by now? Especially on the Diamond Princess?

deanocide

Who here /ocado/

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janis are fuming
fuck i need a drink

Is he ban evading user?? Isn't that also against the rules ??

Snitches get stitches la. Why is Brit/pol/ so sensitive, almost child like or emotional girl.

BASED EAVESDROPPING LEGISLATION BEING PUT INTO THE CORONA BILL

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

it's like you enjoy raging

Yeah, GR17: being a fat spacker

link to the passage i dont have the attention span to actually read it

bury me with a working fully charged mobile please...

Let's see them get me when I shift into maximum Tordrive

>almost child like or emotional girl.
Eddie in one sentence

hello, 007

EMERGENCY POWERS BILL CLAUSE 28
> Suspension of requirement to hold inquest with jury: England and Wales

He's not getting upset by the tough lads of brit/pol/ though is he?

nufags, i came to 4chsn back in the day because of lack of moderation and reporting was the peak of cringe. different times i guess
i think it’s more i enjoy arguing
ban evasion as usual

it's a seethe economy

Left/pol/ on suicide watch.

Public satisfaction with...

Boris Johnson
Satisfied: 52% (+5)
Dissatisfied: 38% (-6)

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 52% (+5)
LAB: 30% (-)
LDEM: 9% (-2)

And what about his covid test?

They are gonna round up all channers and sentence then to life imprisonment.

He's still mad his mum bought him two pot noodles to put him on until the dole packet comes through; he had to eat them all at once before he could buy any more the autist.

> Offences
> 23
> (1) A person commits an offence if the person—
> (a) fails without reasonable excuse to comply with any direction, reasonable instruction, requirement or restriction given to or imposed on the person under this Part of this Schedule,
> (b) fails without reasonable excuse to comply with a duty under paragraph 18(1) or (2) (duties of individuals who have responsibility 5 for a child),
> (c) absconds or attempts to abscond while being removed to or kept at a place under this Part of this Schedule,
> (d) knowingly provides false or misleading information in response to a requirement to provide information under this Part of this Schedule 10 or otherwise in connection with the exercise of any power under this Part of this Schedule, or
> (e) obstructs a person who is exercising or attempting to exercise a power conferred by this Part of this Schedule.

(2) A person guilty of an offence under this paragraph is liable on summary 15 conviction to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale.

£1k fine

Guy on sky news mentioned it

>party politics
cringe

Only cunt i think i ever reported was wn once for spamming those fucking catholic pics. Oh and the cunt user who kept reposting nads dox.

boris is a traitor and he has the blood of millions on his hands. he should have closed the borders in january.

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kids have been let out early and over excited

I can't deal with this

constant street football

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Eddie is winning.

there was a beggar outside sainsburys not seen him for a week , same at tescos.
are there homeless still around in your town?

Jack from Morcombe just won 10 thousand pounds on the radio

i report manhands out of spite tbqh, if you’re too thick to ban evade you sort of deserve it

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Can't remain for the event to happen, remain indoors and watch the quiz show on a Thursday when my food parcel arrives

Can we build a collection up of all the pakis/shitskins buying massive amounts of toilet roll?

Like this?

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saw this posted on twitard and made me laugh. it'll be funny trying to get the alckie tramps out after they've stayed their welcome, assuming he hasn't been shanked.

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Yes thank you.

There's been a beggar with a dog sitting outside ASDA for over a month now, and last week some upper middle class woman in her early 50s started insulting him then went into the store and reported him to the black man who watches the CCTV screens. He's sitting outside ASDA again now lol

>UK's coronavirus death toll rises 33 to 137 with the youngest just 47 as Scotland's fatality count DOUBLES in a day and Northern Ireland confirms its first victim
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8130219/The-victims-claimed-coronavirus-Northern-Ireland-records-death.html

I know your pain buddy.

I hate kids playing in the street but I cope by saying that at least they are white English kids playing out and being normal children rather than stuck in front of the propaganda box watching BBC bull shit... but yesterday - a fucking wog. white kids playing with a fucking wog.as though it's normal. jesus fucking christ how long before it's all wog kids? only a matter of time

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>Mnuchin warns senators lack of action could result in 20% unemployment rate
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/steven-mnuchin-unemployment-warning-coronavirus/index.html

>Unemployment benefits websites crashing in multiple states because of sign-up overload due to mass lay-offs in the service sector
slate.com/business/2020/03/coronavirus-unemployment-websites-crashing.html

>Multiple industry sectors requesting federal bailouts.
edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2020/03/18/lead-3p-markets-panel-live-jake-tapper.cnn

>Dow crashing 9000 points in a month, volatility index at all-time high
ccn.com/dow-crashed-9000-points-in-30-day-plunge-but-this-stock-is-up-800-in-6-days/

>House pares back paid sick and family leave benefits in coronavirus bill

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/paid-sick-leave-house-bill/index.html

>Coronavirus sparks support for Universal Basic Income in unlikely places
qz.com/1819369/coronavirus-sparks-support-for-universal-basic-income/

DOUBLES from 1 to 2

>noooo you cant disturubute toilet paper from out of town supermarkets too local stores so can boomers can buy it!!

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One of my friends living in london still doesn't want to come back to australia. Its scary bros

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>Other victims include a 'typical jolly Irishman' who died on St Patrick's Day
lel jovial micks kicking the bucket on their hallowed day

i used to work security, there’s always some cunt who reports the homeless just sitting there doing fuck all. i usually just left them be unless they were harassing people or selling the big issue

I add posts to archived threads, it's like directors commentary

>kids
>playing football
You sure? Kids here are all shut ins playing vidya and only ever seen outside game shop and cex. Black kids are out kicking a football around though, while the girls sit on the wall/square watching

Lol wot

did you ever do door work?

So will there be some actual new rules for London today or will there just be more precautions and advice?

they will puke and shit everywhere lol.
one here had probably made enough £ to retire, women regularly handing him £20 notes.

Why the big issue?

I don't understand people (non employees anyway) who go around grassing in defence of multibillion corps.

Homeless bums have to stick together

>poocharging a nogger £10 for bog roll
twitter.com/i/status/1240381468641239046

>poo doubles bog roll price
twitter.com/i/status/1240306713644994563

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because they can't afford loo paper

nah, i could but really doesn’t seem worth it. all the ex door lads said it’s gone to shit now days, everyone’s coked up and no one has each other’s back and too many cunts getting stabbed

my stomach's been in knots for 3 days now, need some benzos and booze to calm down

because it was always some eastern euro woman who waved it in everyone’s faces

Is the bill martial law?
Idgaf about the details.

99% of dead had at least 1 existing illness

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8130479/99-patients-killed-coronavirus-Italy-existing-illnesses-study-finds.html

>young fit not going to die

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have sex

you can post on threads at 4plebs, one of the best ways to communicate ;^) ;^)

>Update
I'm against mass immigration, but if you get upset because you see some white kids playing with a non-white kid then you must be a mentally fragile person.

The one round here was followed at the end of the day and went home in a brand new beemer

i think it’s a “i have to follow the rules so you should” attitude. most of the bums who hung around were pretty sound, just wanted somewhere to chill and not be bothered. i just wish they didn’t piss so much

mate plays in a band, he won't play pubs now (Pre CV) just b'cos of the cokeheads

>Three more Italian doctors die battling coronavirus: Ten medics have now lost their lives, with 2,629 health workers infected - 8.3% of country's total
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129499/More-2-600-medical-workers-infected-coronavirus-Italy.html

based

You're not wrong mate, Brit/pol/ is not far off r.eedit now.

Yea, well seethe has only been here since late 2017 early 2018 so you and Eddie are both right

>Trump: The number of coronavirus cases in the US has reached over 10,000.

If you think the situation is bad in Italy its only just begun in the States.

>Young Americans are not 'invincible' to coronavirus: Nearly 40% of hospitalized patients are under 54, CDC finds
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8129633/Being-young-WONT-spare-coronavirus-CDC-study-warns.html

>11 brand new chalets
>inviting all of the tramps in north yorkshire to come and stay.
The cunt is only doing it to show off kek he gets what he fucking deserves.

>upset
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH OMFG GAGAGA I JUST CAN'T HAHAHA HOLY FUCK WHO ARE YOU MATE WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK LOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAO

i’ve heard stories like that before, i think it’s probably true in big tourist places. these guys were just lonely alchys who never really asked anyone for anything.