I want to hear the most 'take your meds' perception of what's happening

We've summoned kek back in 2015 and he's about to deliver a nwo for pol

Impossible

Jews didn't do anything with coronavirus.

Jews released it, overhyped the panic so the economy crashed and now they can enforce a retarded bloated authoritarian state full of jews and idiots with UBI, state companies and all typical jewshit.

This is the earth finally executing humanity.

that it's a natural virus that came from animals and that israel had nothing to do with it

jews

Salam aleikum nigga

haha no too ridiculous

The virus was designed by a virogy team lead by Ralph S Baric of UNC Chapel Hill. Two of the researchers on the team were from Wuhan Institute of Virology. They published papers about it in nature.com. The rest is history.

Earth is surrounded on all sides and infiltrated in all aspects by aliens that have convinced us over thousands of years that they were the forces of 'good'.
When in fact, while they did engineer us, they use us to harvest adrenochrome and other devious things. They also drove a wedge of enmity between us and the other original earthlings, with whom we now have a unified front against the true enemy. The hidden enemy.

It's not working

This is far too accurate a thing a schizophrenic would say.

Take your meds you sound delusional

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Released by Bill Gates and co. to thin out the population and make it easier to force everyone into being microchipped and subdued. Virus may coincidentally have high rates of male sterility in order to partially solve the overpopulation problem

Take your meds, schizo.

But will it ever solve my virginity problem

virus created in lab. one strain to kill. one to have same effects, but not kill, and create immunity. plan was china released kill strain on enemies and non-kill on themselves. so it looks global until everyones dead but the chinese and their allies. other govs know this and deliberately released the non-kill strain on their people, hence massive delayed responses, and UK even endorsing 'herd immunity' for a while. but trump is a time traveller and knew this was coming, so he is using it as prime cover to arrest all the global satanic pedophiles aka 'deep state', starting with saudis. probably a lot of weird shit will be happening in the skies but this will be timed for when maximum number of global pop. is indoors, IE new age space weapons / potential alien intervention, as the global pedos have off world alliances with bad aliens

Would watch this movie.

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I see that you browse /x/ as well.

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That problem is easily solved with money, mr bong. Loads of decent looking British whores who will do whatever you want for minimal money

These are all good theories and all. But you need to spice it up with a tad of numerology and a dash anecdotal evidence.

the chem trails were the raw materials for nanobots to build themselves inside your body and now they are complete the deepstate can target you or groups and activate the virus.

Jesus did a poop, it was perfect, the devil did some magic on it and 9-11 chem trails, thus the earth is flat.

yay

M’schizo

Virus doesn't exist, it's a global spectacle to crash world's economy like never before and gates&co will try to force mark of the beast chip implants on humans. Then we become literal slaves.

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Free Xbox though right?

there is something odd going on with time right now. it is distorting. the days seem to last forever. monday and tuesday seem like a million years ago.

Aliens created this to cleanse the Earth for their eventual takeover

This virus was held in a lab in Winnipeg, where it was stolen by Chinese spies. The Chinese then weaponized it, used it on their own people, with the ultimate goal of it spreading world wide. The cover up wasn't a PR thing, it was to ensure spread. The aims of China are threefold, 1) reduce boomer population to ease strain on healthcare system, 2) tighten grip on citizenry, 3) tank American economy as they will be unprepared/unwilling to properly respond to virus, thereby triggering debt defaults

the coronavirus is some kind of occult entity summoned and controlled by a black lodge of duginist chaos magicians to put an end to to the liberal globalist technocratic paradigm in a way that ideological, cultural, political and revolutionary efforts could not.

the coronavirus is the crown wearing, invisible prince of the air

aka the antichrist itself.

China was working on a virus that was engineered specifically to cull their elderly population and vaccinate those elderly who are deemed important enough to keep around but commie incompetence led to it being released early.

already pretty much was, dont have a job any more but for some reason i dont care rght now. Tired of being a slave? Me too but I don't really know how to create my own soirce of income. Suicde might just be the answer because apparently I'm not supposed to be here.

The coronavirus is actually a time distortion, caused by a change in the space time continuum. The space time continuum was altered by the Obloo-Zentors, the noble race that created the Overmind, which keeps the universe from falling into itself. The alteration had to be made, as a Chinese scientist was about to discover the Overmind. Luckily, he, and all the possible traces to him and the Overmind were erased. Had the Overmind been discovered, it would’ve created a catastrophic imbalance in the space time continuum, which would have ripped the whole universe apart. The dying people are from the ripple effect in the space time continuum. They produced a mutation in space and time, which unfortunately can only be absorbed by micro organisms, such as viruses. In this case, the effects were bad, but containable. The most important thing is that we will live through this, and that all traces of the Overmind were erased, making this announcement harmless

China released it on purpose, ensuring the Chinese Century.

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China created the virus and sent out infected people to spread it around the world. They also had a vaccine ready beforehand and their population are already inoculated. The lockdown in Wuhan was entirely theatre

The Coronavirus was actually a top secret military project, codenamed Limit 115. It was a genetically engineered biological weapon developed by United States scientists working under the aegis of the power groups that would later form the Enclave. The intent was to deploy it against China, to sterilize large segments of the population and undermine enemy manpower.

The virus was inadvertently released in 2019, when a group of Chinese infiltrators procured samples of the virus. They were killed in San Francisco during their escape and the sample containers were damaged. As they were shot in a public area, the virus managed to infect a large number of people. This led to a widespread epidemic that killed an estimated twenty thousand citizens across the United States, with the epicenter in San Francisco and Los Angeles.

The virulent nature of the plague and the speed at which it spread led to the first-ever national quarantine of the nation and the closing of borders, as tens of thousands die. In 2020, West-Tek started to develop a cure for the virus, establishing the West Tek Research Facility.

However, despite extensive quarantine measures and research, no cure would be developed. By 2021, the New Plague continued to spread throughout the nation, the death toll fueling national paranoia. The government used the rising paranoia to discourage assemblies, fuel the anti-communist sentiment, and encourage informing government forces of suspected subversive elements.

West-Tek was ultimately unable to develop a cure. Instead, in 2025 the government contracted the company to develop a Pan-Immunity Virion in response to China's aggressive use of biological weapons. Although unsuccessful, the PV Project would lay the groundwork for the development of FEV.

However, the FEV research would leak out in 2027, leading to widespread protests and lead many to speculate that the U.S. government was responsible for the New Plague in the first place

See You and I are aligned

nice

The virus is an old project of 3rd Reich that got somehow destroyed during transport to Japanese lab and landed in China's territory, it was supposed to be a bioweapon that they had cure for which they would only give to young and healthy people of their kind, leaving elderly and weak to die. During ground work some chinks unveild it, then got back home blaming sickness on bat soup

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Very plausible. It seems we are going for a power struggle and not learning from our not so great history. I love humans.

Entirely plausible. Also, it's one kind of population control I can support.

The virus was man made to see how the general public would react to a global pandemic

spaceweatherlive.com/en/reports/sunspot-report
express.co.uk/news/world/1232974/coronavirus-china-virus-pandemic-WHO

>The “deepest sunspot minimum” for more than a century is about to force the Sun into partial hibernation, they say. Public health authorities have been warned to be vigilant with the phenomenon linked to historic viral pandemics. Previously unseen strains could emerge through the coming months while existing ones turn super-virulent

>how does the 33 year (solar) cycle work?
reddit.com/r/DarK/comments/7m9nf5/how_does_the_33_year_cycle_work/

No one took the thread seriously so I must be nuts right. Whatever idgaf right now, heres a corrupted pic of the real alien pic.

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Gosh if the "good" conspiracy theories aren't true then we're so fucked

You ARE watching it.

CoVID-19 is a carefully designed bioweapon released by a group of altruistic good elites. It is effectively a training drill, throwing the entire world into an emergency. The virus is designed to be minimally damaging while being dangerous enough to spark enough panic to initiate nation wide lockdowns. Imagine what we would be facing now if the disease was 80% fatal. Modern society stands on fragile legs— whoever released this wants to train us to deal with supply chain issues and how to recover.

Seems there may be an element that causes infertility in men.. if true it is meant to cull the populations of people unintelligent enough or too poor to self quarantine for the duration of the disease. If true, could unironically usher in a new golden age of designer children bred with superior genetics— going only to people mature and educated enough to desire childrean without accidentally getting pregnant themselves

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Coronavirus is a bad vibration that can be meditated and prayed away. Last night I made a sigil for good health and posted it on reddit as a trump hate sigil to overcharge it and my sore throat and cough recovered. Still waiting on my tarot cards to arrive for a prognosis but meanwhile judging by my horoscope i’m good for now. Love and healing for all xoxo

The virus was originally created in WW2 by the infamous Japanese Unit 731. When the nukes ended the war samples were stored in secret by 3 chosen by the project overseers. The virus was to be released to facilitate the colonization of the earth by EBE (extra terrestrial biological entities) by making the survivors of the plague susceptible to alien-human hybridization, and thinning the human population to reduce the chance of successful revolt. The fact that the virus was deployed means colonization is about to begin.

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