/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2277 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 228,388 (+9,600) ► Died: 9,357 (+414)
LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>NEWS
Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
archive.is/c4191

Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
archive.is/i0vGJ

Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
archive.is/OYnJ0

Italy rushes 10,000 med students into service, scraps final exams
archive.is/Ijypn

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
archive.is/agOPR

>RESEARCH
Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

Virus can live in the air for several hours
archive.is/ucAUF

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/LFJlR

Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
archive.is/ZZanF

>REMINDER
Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
archive.is/X8GWA

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/9ksKl

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

>LATEST CASES
13:25: 409 new cases and 18 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.
12:27: 719 new cases in Switzerland.
12:12: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Scotland, United Kingdom.
11:49: First death in Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.
11:43: 80 new cases in Iceland.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=iBRMmkQgdr4
youtube.com/channel/UCGXbLrVe8vnkiFv7q2vYv3w
supplychainbrain.com/articles/31024-coronavirus-watch-governments-rush-to-secure-ventilators
archive.is/4MXcD
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ
youtube.com/watch?v=0k8vvTTy5UA
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menafn.com/1099870779/Coronavirus-freezes-consumer-driven-US-economy-testing-retailers
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this will be over in a no time. I don't get why you all overreact to it so much

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CENSORSHIP WARNING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

CHRIS CHAPPELL'S CHANNELS ARE GETTING DEMONETIZED FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT CHINA AND THE CORONAVIRUS!

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK ARE CENSORING CHRIS CHAPPELL!

>CENSORSHIP WARNING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

>CHRIS CHAPPELL'S CHANNELS ARE GETTING DEMONETIZED FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT CHINA AND THE CORONAVIRUS!

>I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK ARE CENSORING CHRIS CHAPPELL!

CENSORSHIP WARNING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

CHRIS CHAPPELL'S CHANNELS ARE GETTING DEMONETIZED FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT CHINA AND THE CORONAVIRUS!

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK ARE CENSORING CHRIS CHAPPELL!

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How do I convince my dad that he shouldn’t have his friend over for dinner this weekend?

>409

Who else/herd/

This. People don't know what Farr's law is apparently...

If my country dies...*cough cough* leave the territory to my brothers *cough cough* the UK...

twitter.com/brutjapan/status/1240548562909495297

Trumpbux

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

We're approaching the 250k mark

Is that understood /cvg/?

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Bitchute. Everyone uploading to yt is braindead.

I have enough food for my family for the next year, i have chickens, 2 goats, and a nice vegetable garden.
I stocked up on penicillin, morphine, and over the counter drugs. I have water filters for the next 5 years, solar panels, a wind turbine, and batteries.
I have masks and hazmat suits, all i need now is to download the rest of my backlog. I have 20 packs of toilet paper, probably more. And i complimented it with a bidet and i'm building a water tank and rain catcher to assist my well(still need to dig it out).

Nothingburger fags can have fun with their lung scarring, organ damage and busted testicles.

Are you ready Yas Forums?

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Inshallah, may Bill Mitchell be stricken with the Wu Flu

New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. The mortality rate among the elderly for the flu is more than 2%, eg this source:
>Patients with an influenza infection and pneumonia were significantly more likely to require intensive care unit (ICU) admission (27% vs 10%) and mechanical ventilation (18% vs 5%), and to die (9% vs 2%), as compared with patients without pneumonia.
ajmc.com/journals/supplement/2018/managed-care-perspective-on-optimizing-influenza-vaccinations-in-adults/influenza-in-older-patients-a-call-to-action-and-recent-updates-for-vaccinations

Happeningfags are basically on suicide watch at this point. Being completely blown the fuck out by the numbers.
>inb4 more posts reeeing about how all the patients on the boomer death ship had le best doctors in the world and were totally all gonna die but those doctors saved them.

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>HOW WILL PHASE 2 GOING TO BE????
HOW WILL PHASE 2 GOING TO BE????
>HOW WILL PHASE 2 GOING TO BE????
HOW WILL PHASE 2 GOING TO BE????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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American companies denying workers paid sick leave:

McDonald's - 517K workers

Walmart - 347K workers

Kroger - 189K workers

Subway - 80K workers

Burger King - 165K workers

Pizza Hut: - 156K workers

Target - 51K workers

Marriott - 139K workers

Wendy's - 133K workers

Reposting because just woke but thread at bump

(OP)
Guys I discovered something last night, google coronavirus solar activity, there should be articles from jan saying FREAK SOLAR MINIMUM causes viruses to grow
Then check current sunspot activity on space weather (tldr: ZERO)

its a fucking 33 year cyclic event, and it explains the earthquakes to. The masons didnt do this, they knew it was coming and did nothing.

Dont ignore this.

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NUKE THE CHINESE NOW

AAAAAHHHHH

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nur bei bitch Ute!

youtube.com/watch?v=iBRMmkQgdr4

Army moving bodies to crematorium.
I wonder if there's gonna be a burning capacity problem.

youtube.com/channel/UCGXbLrVe8vnkiFv7q2vYv3w

but user everything is still accelerating

based and freemarketpilled

There better be dick at the end of this rainbow.

FATTER THAN YESTERDAY

post one, get one for free

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>be me
>late 20s
>dry cough
>fever hovering around 100
>diarrhea
>born with shit-tier immune system, genetic condition

Well goys I think this goose is cooked. I’m fucked.

cite full file number

We became the state and you don't set a foot outside your house ever again.

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Free testkits here.
100% reliable

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>Kung Flu Because its from China
-POTUS


The Grim Reaper is at the door and I dont know what his pronouns are!

Did you just assume Death's gender?!?!
Wuhan Flu

W -ash your hand at least 20 sec
U -se face masks responsibly
H -ave your temperature checked daily for fever
A -void large crowds
N -ever touch your face with unwashed hands

>228.451 cases
>9.357 deaths
>0 new cases in Hubei province
>all new cases in China are imported
>Italy numbers reached the peak yesterday
>stock market is not collapsing anymore
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause a extinction level event

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GAS
>GAS
GAS

Our numbers are rising, we're coming for you Italy! Soon we will be number one in deaths.

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Infected minorities rioting and looting.

>100% reliable
can't argue with that

r0ll

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Let me live long enough to see the collapse

kek

Me thinks Bill Mitchell is a Chinese Agent

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the Italians are having to do triage in their hospitals you dumb fucking nigger, what the hell are you even talking about? Do you think it's normal for a hospital to be swamped so hard they go under and have to start triaging patients?

Madrid crematories working 24/7

Wow it's fucking nothing.

rollan

OPEN THE GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rollan

Prolly better than the "real" tests

YouTube is demonetizing every video that even mentions Wuhan Lung Fever in passing. It's more a virtue signaling thing, preventing people from making money with disaster, than straight censorship.

SERIOUS QUESTION:

Does anyone have one of these prophetic dreams?

It is like you dream of something and forget about it but when it actually happens, you feel like you have experienced these events before [like a deja vu]. I am beginning to think that i have already experienced all of this 6-10 years ago. I only started to write down some of my dream just last year like a dumb ass. None of those are related to the current happenings but who knows? Am I crazy? Am I a shizco?

My A negative blood type prevent me from everything!

now light yourself on fire diseasenigger
do it for the greater good

Rolling.

aw crap 3 numbers away

NUKE CHINA NOW

Can someone pls tell me what the symptoms are?

I don't feel sick or anything, no fever, but there is what feels like a tiny tiny rattle in my chest. I feel like I'm being a hypochondriac because I'm scared of Corona-chan but I'd rather also not being infected :(

Thank you CCP

Testin

So are there actually more old people dying than in a normal flu season?

here we go

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Threadly reminder that China already defeated Corona-chan in just a couple of months. Such a big nothingburger.

Inb4 "you can't trust Chinese stats"
If the cases were rising in the way predicted, the hospitals would be overflowing with people on ventilators and you would have hundreds of thousands dying by now. You can't hide that even with the Great Firewall. Instead China is closing the emergency hospitals they built as there aren't enough people to fill them.

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stay mad megafaggot

hit me. I am already dead

start writing down your prophetic dreams in a dream diary.
if the dreams you noted down actually become true, then you can be sure you're not fooling yourself.

Please be gentle.

>Twitter web app
Guys I think he was arrested!

when it gets to 1 million she should be just one giant boob

2nd opinion for pls.

Have the Islands got any cases yet?

>retard doesn't understand that a large number of infections suddenly will swamp hospitals
>doesn't realize that hospitals have decades of historical flu data to go off of and prepare for that accordingly, which is why it doesn't happen every flu season
>his moronic smoothbrain gets tangled and confused and believes that this virus is worse than the flu despite the hard numbers suggesting otherwise.
what's it like being a retard?

Okay, Bill is fucking BASED

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Glass them

Wheres the back to work propaganda chink

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rool

you took the roll.
i turned out to be healthy:

Girlfriend and I are moving down to her parents house in a small town rural area. Taking all of our shit and just living there for the next few months.

Gonna move tomorrow night. Hoping they haven't quarantined our city by then

I'm gonna make it.

>wuhan, a city bigger than the island of manhatten, is still at 0% traffic

1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
>1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
>1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
>1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
>1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK
>1,769 NEW IN NEW YORK

WE ARE THE NEXT ITALY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Holy shit sauce? Or at least show her ass damn

>Stock market isn't collapsing anymore.

nothingburgers confirmed fucking retarded.

Monday will be a shitshow.

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so what ?

nah, hes just a dumbfuck in ultra denial

Here goes

I'm so glad the GOP got rid of that pesky line in the latest bill that would've required companies with over "500 employees" to provide paid sick leave. These will be the same restaurants asking for a bailout later, when the service industry gets hit even harder.

Fuck 'em. Cut the checks directly to the people. Maybe it will trickle the fuck up.

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Farr's law is what makes it so shitty, retard. big parabolic spike everyone dies. Spread out that parabola enough to maintain ICU capacity and everyone is stuck in their house for a DECADE. Pick something in the middle and it is still shitty.

how much is emperor the pooh paying yoi yellow niggas

>it’s spreading in South America
>already over 500 cases in Brazil
>Chile blowing up
>user 2 months ago said if Corona Chan comes into contact with Brazilian bats would mutate into an even more lethal strain

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lol

Quarantine will last for 12-18 months. Either that, or everyone will get infected. Food stores only have food for 2 months. Food production worldwide will be a fraction of normal. Do you math.

NUKES WILL FALL ON CHINA BEFORE THIS IS OVER

10,000 CASES IN USA
>10,000 CASES IN USA
10,000 CASES IN USA
>10,000 CASES IN USA
10,000 CASES IN USA
>10,000 CASES IN USA
10,000 CASES IN USA
>10,000 CASES IN USA
10,000 CASES IN USA
>10,000 CASES IN USA

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supplychainbrain.com/articles/31024-coronavirus-watch-governments-rush-to-secure-ventilators
>President Donald Trumpsigned an executive orderWednesday giving the federal government broad powers to direct the production and distribution of health protective gear, ventilators and other supplies
>U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar take priority over private contracts and agreements
>It’s not clear how extensively the government would use the powers outlined in the broadly-written order, or whether companies would start legal objections if they disagreed
>White House cited the Defense Production Act of 1950, which gives the government authority to allocate private resources in a national crisis
archive.is/4MXcD

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Jews ovening.

ProTip close metro and public transport

Or they are closing hospitals because there's no people left in those areas.

>tfw I LIVE in New York

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>Infected minorities rioting and looting.
Fuck, that makes sense then they can come with Martial Law to ((clean))) the streets from those animals.

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> hospitals being overrun

This is your excuse for panic? Literally only wuhan built extra hospitals. So all this panic is caused by bug people freaking out and swarming their hospital in wuhan.

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE US SHUTS DOWN!

My wife and I are sick of going into work and risking our lives for kikes.

big boy bill

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i believe it. fucking uncanny valley, this was probably generated by a neural network.

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checking

Those not inside their home will be gassed

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>OPEN THE GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have fun dying of Corona you cuck!
Work out at home like a sane person!

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A rattle? Explain

mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

Thank you Argiebro.
You will never be forgotten.
Most dedicated Baker in Chan-History.

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1000 cases by weekend

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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In America, only whites get the virus. Blacks are superior and can't get corona

fahne zeigen, schwuchtel

Fidel Castro's bastard son is due to address the leafs in a few minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=0k8vvTTy5UA

Just NYC or the whole state?

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BURGER YOU BETTER DO IT
NOW

Is hand-washing a jewish trick?

NO CORONA-CHAN, NOT MY MARKET
NOT MY MARKETTTTTTTT

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Longislandfag here, even those of us who work at a grocery store started calling out. The store manager really gave me shit for it but I did it a day in advance and I was like okay, but I’m not coming in lol bye

Nope, not enough test kits
Actual cases are probably 30k+

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So this is pretty much nothing now right? Cases are slowing down and we will all be back to normal in two weeks.

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Is...Is there videos?

Just went yo pharmacy. Due good karma I managed to score one more, the last viramin c supplement bottle. 30 grams.

I was really suprised. They had measures. But wore mo masks, or gloves. Well not thaat suprised. The Netherlands has done nothing but tey to bullshit everyone for the last 20 years. Our incompetence will show. There is unlike other countries very little real goodwill from people, apart from low iq people. Who can't even fanthom basic logic.

Top 4 very soon. Top 3 soon.

Watch it.

Ffs I didnt want to have to write a fucking essay and make my own thread. Read my previous message I solved some small part of this, yw.

Tldr: its the fucking sun, solar minimum = no sunspots = pandemic (dont ask me how but scientists agree, google it)

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AAA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAAAAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CALISTHENICS WILL NOT MAINTAIN MY GAINS!!!!!!!!

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I wonder how it will affect to all those orthodox jews at NY city...

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When I was younger. Not anymore.

the us navy is in trouble

checking

GAS
>GAS
GAS
>GAS

just smoke some weed and forget about the virus, kek.

HAHAHAHHAHA

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ALL THE HECKIN DISNEY WORLD A RINOS ARE CLOSED A DUDELY!

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Post yfw phase 2 hits

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I’m at work at a USPS plant and feel like a fucking sitting duck

Probably NYC. Hospitals will be overwhelmed at this point.
No doubt, every major city is fucked, and that will trickle down to the suburbs.

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I know you're just farming for (you)'s but no one cares about this decrepit boomer anymore. Post a screencap of his twitter feed when he admits he's dying to coronavirus, until then, fuck off forever good chap.

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Turns out the Brazilian bat meme might be true

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I am pretty sure he is not one retard coming up with this shit but like a team of 9-5 shills. Is Bill Mitchell even a real person?

>bitchute
>hq:london
>somehow better than yt
Kek

Missed the one about "no one saw this coming" before the "i always knew"

How long before the island is on complete lock down with martial law?

you should have listened to us homegymcels, faggot. Gonna come out of this shredded

The moment that lockdown ends, they're going to be hit twice as hard.

Why is this virus a fucking slowburn? Everything is always “”””wait until two weeks”””” or “””this is only phase 1”””. I want societal fracture and unrest now! All this fucking waiting around... for what?! No wonder why Yas Forums despises slowburn horror movies. All of this bullshit up and down situation and yet no fucking thousand deaths in the US. And you know what I hate the most?’ Is boomer nothingburgers being smug as fuck right now. Goddamn I fucking hate this fucking happening.

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Shut down the metro then incinerate it. You don't want the rats to do anything funny.

Surprise me

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Ultra death, orthodox jews are worst than gypsy in this case

theyre obviously closing them cause they ran out of healthy healthcare workers

wtf i hate the sun now

WHERE ARE THE NEW UK NUMBERS

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Yes, but you must find them yourself. Because the spoonfeeding is over.

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cuomo looks straight out of They Live

It's a very faint feeling of like when you have a cough, you have like a fluid-like bubbling/gurgling when you breathe. It's very faintly noticeable. If it were severe, it would almost feel like you need to cough up phlegm. Almost like an.... Itchy? Feeling.

Comparable also to breathing in too much air/breathing out too much and over/under inflating your alveoli?

No other symptoms. I guess I had a slightly runny nose yesterday but don't have it today.

It's amazing that people still don't realize you wait until it actually floors, before even thinking about buying the dip.

I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR A HOME GYM. IF I DID I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT THAT SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE

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DEJAFLU
I feel like i've seen this germ before

it's another shoah all over again

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Mostly NYC

billposting may not be what it once was, but he still has a dedicated fanbase and i aim to deliver them the content they crave

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just wait til it kills some pretty white girls and/or politicians

;_;7

We have 8000 suspected cases, and you can assume 70% of those are Corona.
The odds of the bat mutation thing are said to be 20% by the larp. Our borders are NOT closed. Lets pray, frendo.

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Role

lookner is getting progressively shadowbanned as well. I went to his page the other day and it 404ed. refreshed and it suddenly came back. now his live broadcasts aren't sending notifications to subscribers.

Their numbers are completely made up. China was actively hiding deaths. If someone died of a heart attack before being tested it wasn't counted in the deaths and people who were tested positive were having different causes put on their death certificates. They didn't have ventilators, proper medication or even toilets in emergency hospitals. Thousands per day were being cremated and those reporting on it were disappeared by the CCP. However, they also weren't testing everyone, only the most severe cases. It's typical Chinese work ethic. Cut as many corners as possible while making it look like all the proper work was done. In the end their case outcomes might look semi-accurate at best while only reporting a tiny fraction of the deaths and cases, the same way they lied about numbers in the 2003 SARS outbreak that was mysteriously 3x less lethal in China.

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lmao wagies BTFO

Roll, nigger

>Ultra death, orthodox jews are worst than gypsy in this case

What do you mean, do they have diseases?

>More significantly, in our view, during solar minimum, new viruses, bacteria and other microscopic biological entities can penetrate the interplanetary magnetic field barrier and reach the stratosphere.
Interdasting, doubt they'd be a bat coronavirus tough

Anyone have the link to the virologist saying this is BS ?

>that same fencing position

National guard press conference

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>Sir, do you need assistance?

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> 10 K U S A
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AUSTRIA NUMBA ONE!

contracted from the chinks
and i know it's a germ to groooow

THE NEET PM IS OUTSIDE
youtube.com/watch?v=0k8vvTTy5UA

roll

It is estimated that by this month's end we will have about 40,000 cases.
No deaths yet though.

The coffee shops are suprisingly the only stores that take it seriously. With heat sensors n stuff.

Pharmacy saud they had no gloves or masks cause people are prepping. But i call bullshit. I bought gloves myself the other day. 1 box serves the whole pharmacy.

It is just our culture. Arrogant & ignorant.
Always thinking to know better, basicly lying as if trying to be jewish. Kinda exains why everyone here supposedly lost a relative in the holocaust. Go figure....

This virus will show how bad things really are. The true damage of fluoride..

that's it
china will take over the world

Just give it another 2 weeks bro. I promise this thing might catch up to the flu one day.

Digits means I live through the next waves of corona-chan.

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Roll

Are rural areas safe from corona? my grandma and grandpa live miles and miles away from civilization in a farm filled filled with natural life, am I safe there? I doubt even the bats there are carrying the virus since it's a desolated place

On the Guardian. Deaths are down.

Test me daddy guberment

Uma...

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amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/3075947/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-16-new-cases-health-officials-probe more dead gooks

>WUHAN

Which based country is CMHS located in?

sounds comfy

sauce? bno reporting 1238

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Delicia

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someone post their cock

menafn.com/1099870779/Coronavirus-freezes-consumer-driven-US-economy-testing-retailers
>outbreak has transformed the US virtually overnight from a place of boundless consumerism to one suddenly constrained by nesting and social distancing
>tests all retailers, leading to temporary store closures at companies like Apple and Nike, manic buying of food staples at supermarkets and big-box stores like Walmart even as many stores remain open for business -- albeit in a weirdly anemic consumer environment
>"Weaker balance sheets and relentless margin pressures will continue to push smaller, cash-starved retailers down the ratings scale and closer to default,"
>most effective way to minimize risk of the virus's transmission is to reduce density and maximize social distance
>"While these situations are unsettling and ever-changing, we will continue to make decisions in the best interests of our employees,"
>analysts caution that e-commerce distribution and shipping networks are not immune to challenges
>"All parts of the economy and supply chain are vulnerable,"
>"People aren't in the mood to spend money."
>FedEx didn't directly respond to questions about whether the company has employees with coronavirus, but a spokeswoman said the company was taking precautions suggested by WHO
>"If any employee experiences symptoms such as fever or respiratory infection, they are directed to seek medical treatment immediately."
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Am I the only one who notices how this is disproportionately affecting white countries? It spreads way faster in Europe than it had in Asia and every country in Europe is now infected. Italians are dying more than 10x than South Koreans despite both having a lot of old people.

Possibly, however keep in mind you might be carrying the virus.

Here's one from a pneumologist.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI&lc=z23hxlx4swmxiz0gd04t1aokgvwthgphqgqqbfvbhwojbk0h00410.1584627100973305

catching the flu
there'll be dearth and misery
LYING ON MY SHEETS
ITS SO HART WHEN I TRY TO BE HEALTHYYYY

Chile is part of China since the ancient times user, dont fight it

Look at the date on pic related then look at those charts again

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Take me in my sleep please and thank you.

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So officialy Russia has "appointed" first death from corona. This tweet says that woman, who died from coronavirus in Moscow, was a professor in university and until admission to hospital she was able to give lectures. It is not clear how she got infected and when. Neither she nor her relatives traveled abroad. And this means that corona is at large in Moscow.

twitter.com/naganoff_ru/status/1240588928467505152

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>German police rolling up in full riot gear and virus-protection to keep the peace at the refugee housing in Suhl after previous violent attempts of Merkel’s guests to escape the quarantine.

>Suhl - Nachdem sich die Bewohner eines Flüchtlingsheim am Wochenende und am Montag versucht hatten, sich gegen die verhängte Quarantäne zur Wehr zur setzen, sind am Dienstag weitere Einsatzkräfte hinzu gezogen worden. SEK, Wasserwerfer, Panzer und Rettungswägen wurden vor Ort aufgefahren.

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Cuomo and Lookner saying 1769

National Guard provides medical testing, facilities, logistics, distraction of medical and food, collecting samples, will double numbers by end of week

>be NEET
>literally nothing has changed

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Immunity

Orthodox jews need pray for hours dozens or thousands jews same texts in group because muh messiah.
Thousand males over 20s close each to other by few inches.

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Oh boy here we go

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Fucking leafs.

the flag
no faggot
no cocks for you

>It is just our culture. Arrogant & ignorant.
This is the worst part. That and being incredibly stubborn. Some dutchies would rather die than change their tune. I STILL see people saying it's just a flu and that the media is just trying to scare us.

Asian countries are collectivist, western countries are not. We do not work together toward a common goal, we are crabs in a bucket.

Who's man enough to lick them?

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nah don't worry, if I was carrying the virus I would be dead right now, I'm on immunosuppressants (meds that lower your immunity) to treat my chronic disease, if I get it I will join the statistics simple as.

Because theyre broken, incompetent and dying nations. With no will to love. Where as other nations are thriving.


People don't know how bad things really are.he well has long been poisioned.

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YES YES YES MOAAAARR

I got you, leafbro

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Fire away!

Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fatty. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Manhattan Sniffles”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Manhattan Sniffles” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

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>Italians are dying more than 10x than South Koreans despite both having a lot of old people.
Italians are only testing the most severe cases, while koreans are also testing more of the mild cases.
Both are leaving an even larger pool of extremely mild cases untested, giving heavily skewed mortality figures that happeningfags are feeding off of.
Look at the boomer death ship if you don't believe me. 1% mortality among the elderly (lower than the flu).
This pisses off hapooners more than anything.

So it turns out the London lockdown rumours were bullshit as were Italian military vehicles being used to transport "corpses" was. PS the Italian media did nothing to dispel those rumours. Really makes you think.

so if china keeps saying that hong kong is part of china then the "no new infection today" is bullshit right

Rolliosis

Give me Nurgles blessing

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R-Roll

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Do we have any idea on how China is actually doing right now, or have they killed all journos?

Well corona could cure my alcoholism, looks like i did not prep well enough...

>feet
No thanks

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Ill just leave this here

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Kek

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Rolland McDonald

Rookie numbers

Simultaneously based terrifying.

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6 nucleotides is not a lot? The brazilian mutation would be a lateral RNA transfer with local viruses. It needs to be quite significant.

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I got tested yesterday but yay for sooner results

HOOOLY SHIIIIEEET

GAAASSS EM AAAAAAAL

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Soon.

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Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
>Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
>Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
>Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020
>Magical Doremi 20th Anniversary Anime Film's May 15 Opening Delayed. Magical girl film staff cites production issues, but still aims for 2020

NOOOOOOOOOO MY NOT MAHOU SHOUJO GIRLS NOOOOOOO THEY ARE PURE AND INNOCENT THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS

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>twitter.com/i/status/1240580811088449536
Grim footage of temporary morgues that have been set up around #London, which is the epicentre of the #UK’s #coronavirus crisis, with over 600 reported cases within the city
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wait

France is a shopping heaven right now

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There is one with better resolution?

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pretty much

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There's a famous legend about the origin of chess that goes like this. When the inventor of the game showed it to the emperor of India, the emperor was so impressed by the new game, that he said to the man

"Name your reward!"
The man responded,

"Oh emperor, my wishes are simple. I only wish for this. Give me one grain of rice for the first square of the chessboard, two grains for the next square, four for the next, eight for the next and so on for all 64 squares, with each square having double the number of grains as the square before."
The emperor agreed, amazed that the man had asked for such a small reward - or so he thought. After a week, his treasurer came back and informed him that the reward would add up to an astronomical sum, far greater than all the rice that could conceivably be produced in many many centuries!

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But all those different independent sources?? How could this be?