Imagine wanting to eat something this cute

kek
I should have known

youtube.com/watch?v=hfmoNdDtOII

you seem to be very interested in the subject user

It’s morally hypocritical to eat beef, pork, and chicken, and then call out the Chinese for eating weird shit. My problem is with how they slaughter them. They think the animal’s suffering makes them taste ‘better’

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Looked bats up the other day...they are surprisingly cute

Is "weird shit" bred and domesticated for food consumption?

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>cute

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looks cuter than your average chink

Yes

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No, mostly. I’ll admit they run some risk of disease species jump with some of their eating habits. I mean, look at all the diseases that come out of there—it’s gotta be that, right?

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animals clean their dick all the time, stop thinking sexual thoughts you freak

Now I know why chinks eat these little shits.

>It’s morally hypocritical to eat beef, pork, and chicken, and then call out the Chinese for eating weird shit.
Not really. Don't eat predators or scavengers. Predators eat lots of animals, and are more likely to pick up any diseases they may be carrying.

same dick size?

I'd go down on that bar and swallow its seed. Hopefully giving me resistance to the Chinese contagion.

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They catch and eat wild animals, and they don't even give them to a vet for a test before consumption.

So there's no hypocrisy for calling out the facts of degenerate ways of food consumption in China.

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fucking nice, thanks for reminding me what this meme used to be

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More like Dick-envy

They'd have to go after this poor little bastard then

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An otter is a fish, the furriest fish of them all.

People call out the treatment of the animals by the Chinese.

inb4 hypocrisy. Tu quoque doesn't dispel the fact they are far, FAR, FAAARRR more barbaric than even the worst slaughterhouse in the US.

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omg im losing it with this picture

>Imagine wanting to eat something this cute.
I'm not a subhuman therefor I can't imagine that.

Can you really touch them, though. They're swimming in rabies and other diseases.

i already made a thread faggot

oh god that's funny. Thank you user, I needed this.

oh my god

how can I make my home bat-friendly? What kind of "birdhouse" do they need?

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I don't care.
youtube.com/watch?v=3nrv4Bc17gc

They eat cats and dogs. You think they'll stop at bats?

They piss all over themselves and rub it into their fur 24/7, they're extremely needy and hard to take care of too.

The bat soup story is bullshit yeah? We don’t actually know where this shit came from?

They also spread disease, rabies is no joke.

Leave nature alone

Pangolins, maybe. Definitely Wuhan.

batcon.org/resources/getting-involved/bat-houses

try to avoid having artificial lights near it, only red LED if you must as it disturbs them less

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immigrants yes, but bats also do this too

Bats are fucking disgusting creatures. Imagine thinking these shrieking devils that enjoy spending most of their time alone in a dark cave hanging upside down are cute. These stupid ass worthless fucks have caused a global recession and many pointless human deaths. Fuck these guano spreading pieces of shit.

Based

chinese are not people

Good post

I think cows are cute but I still can enjoy a good burger.

cute UwU

don't blame the furballs for being eaten by chinks. They also help keep the insect population down

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Sounds, and light. One good solution to get them visiting, depending on the types of bats in your area, is to make a box with a hole wide enough for the bats to fly into full wing, or just leave it open on the bottom turn it upside down so the hole is facing down, and nail it to a tree.
Do this away from your house, as bats defecate where they sleep. However, doing this over a garden is a great way to get cheap fertilizer.

NOOO!! not the baterinos!
Not the heckin skypuppers!

I forgot to mention different varieties prefer different latching surfaces, you could put a dowel rod across the inside (or multiple) or make the inside full of very rough uneven surfaces they can grab onto. Also, the deeper the box the better.
You'll need to check the box regularly, at night preferably, for wasp nests.

I don't want them as pets. I want to invite wild bats to live near or in my house, on my balcony, in the attic.

thanks

I found this as a house. I could easily build it.

I think I will also need to plant insect-friendly flowers so they can find food. in Germany bats don't eat fruits, only insects.

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>Giuseppe Zanotti boots

Hahahaha holy fuck that brand. Truly for Chad as they are possibly the most obnoxious shoes in existence

made me laugh you sick bastard

same here, can see them flying around the lights at like 2am eating all the bugs, it's really cool

Kill all chinks

Want to know how avian flu spreads out from China? Cock fighting. The rooster when it gets enraged has blood that collects in it's lungs. The way the chink menace fixes this to continue the cock fight is to place their mouth over the rooster and suck out all sorts of fluid out from it's face, blood, mucous, everything. That's how you get avian flu every year.

Respect.

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>I found this as a house. I could easily build it.

Do it Krautbro!

I have several of these around both my houses, and my property is largely biting insect free.

Other people are getting their yards sprayed for mosquitoes, and these little critters eat like kings, and all it cost me was $30 in lumber and fasteners and a few hours of work.

Hoo boy they do stink in summer if you have to get close to fix the hanging hardware or something. But usually the just hang way up on a south/east facing pole or tree, out of the way.

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> in Germany bats don't eat fruits, only insects.

Oh la-dee-foohkin-da Tobias, in GERMANY your bats eat only insect. Thanks for the fucking etiology lesson Björn. Any other autistic bat facts you feel like sharing on the politically incorrect message board?!?!?! Huh?huh? Enlighten us Joegen!

Huh.