/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2276 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 227,756 ► Died: 9,304
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>NEWS
Italy crematories overwhelmed, military takes coffins to other regions
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
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Ecuador blocks runway to prevent Spanish flight from landing
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JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
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>RESEARCH
Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
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>REMINDER
Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
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China figures likely simulated
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Spain only testing high risk cases
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>LATEST CASES
12:47: 70 new cases in Pakistan.
12:36: 24 new cases in Wales, United Kingdom.
12:27: 719 new cases in Switzerland.
12:12: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Scotland, United Kingdom.
11:49: First death in Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.
11:43: 80 new cases in Iceland.
11:38: 102 new cases and 3 new deaths in Switzerland.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +34 (+8) Iran +1,046 (+149) Spain +2,378 (+129) Germany +1,305 (+5) US +227 (+5) S. Korea +152 (+7) Switzerland +824 (+3) UK (+4) Netherlands +409 (+18) Austria +197 (+1) Belgium +309 (+7) Denmark +75 (+2) Japan +9 (+3) Portugal +143 (+1) Greece (+1) Luxembourg +132 (+2) Indonesia +82 (+6) Russia +52 (+1) India +28 (+1) Turkey +1 (+1) Mexico +25 (+1) Croatia +13 (+1) Argentina (+1) Bulgaria +2 (+1) Algeria +7 (+2) Curacao (+1) Norway +115 Sweden +122 Malaysia +110 Australia +113 Cze. Rep. +109 Brazil +3 Israel +96 Finland +41 Pakistan +73 Singapore +32 Chile +104 Iceland +80 Poland +38 Slovenia +33 Romania +17 Thailand +60 Bahrain +12 Estonia +9 Philippines +15 H. Kong +15 Iraq +13 Peru +10 S. Africa +34 Lebanon +16 Kuwait +6 UAE +27 Armenia +12 Taiwan +8 Slovakia +2 Colombia +9 Serbia +8 Latvia +15 Hungary +15 Brunei +5 Faeroes +14 Albania +5 Morocco +7 S. Lanka +9 Malta +5 Palestine +3 Bosnia +6 Azerbaijan +10 Kazakhstan +8 Georgia +2 Tunisia +10 Lithuania +2 B. Faso +6 N. Zealand +8 Uzbekistan +5 Bangladesh +4 Bolivia +3 Congo +7 Nigeria +4 Guam +4 Honduras +3 Cuba +1 Ghana +2 Tri. & Tob. +2 Fr. Polynesia +1 Tanzania +3 Guyana +1 Bahamas +2 US Vir. Isl. +1 El Salvador +1 Fiji +1 Nicaragua +1… Total +8,968 (+361)

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U S A
U S A
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>JP Morgan forecasts -14% GDP growth for US Q2, worst since WW2
>archive.is/JaYZq
DROP, not GROWTH!

>COUNTRIES LIST
International 146,828 (6,059) Europe 98,517 (4,356)… China 80,928 (3,245) Italy 35,713 (2,978) Iran 18,407 (1,284) Spain 17,147 (767) Germany 13,632 (33) US 9,486 (155) France 9,134 (264) S. Korea 8,565 (91) Switzerland 3,939 (36) UK 2,626 (108) Netherlands 2,460 (76) Austria 1,843 (5) Belgium 1,795 (21) Norway 1,706 (6) Sweden 1,423 (10) Denmark 1,132 (6) Japan 923 (32) Malaysia 900 (2) Portugal 785 (3) Canada 727 (9) D. Princess 712 (7) Australia 709 (6) Brazil 532 (4) Greece 418 (6) Pakistan 380 (2) Ireland 366 (2) Luxembourg 335 (4) Poland 325 (5) Slovenia 319 (1) Indonesia 309 (25) Thailand 272 (1) Bahrain 268 (1) Philippines 217 (17) Egypt 210 (6) H. Kong 208 (4) Russia 199 (1) India 197 (4) Turkey 192 (3) Iraq 177 (12) Ecuador 168 (3) Lebanon 149 (4) S. Marino 140 (14) Mexico 118 (1) Panama 109 (1) Taiwan 108 (1) Croatia 102 (1) Argentina 97 (3) Bulgaria 94 (3) Algeria 82 (9) Hungary 73 (1) C. Rica 69 (1) Albania 64 (2) Morocco 61 (2) Azerbaijan 44 (1) Moldova 36 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) B. Faso 33 (1) Martinique 23 (1) Bangladesh 18 (1) Ukraine 16 (2) Jamaica 15 (1) Cuba 11 (1) Guatemala 8 (1) Guyana 5 (1) Curacao 3 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Cze. Rep. 631 Israel 529 Qatar 452 Finland 400 Singapore 345 Chile 342 Iceland 330 Romania 277 Estonia 267 S. Arabia 238 Peru 155 S. Africa 150 Kuwait 148 UAE 140 Armenia 122 Slovakia 107 Colombia 102 Serbia 97 Latvia 86 Uruguay 79 Vietnam 76 Brunei 73 Faeroes 72 S. Lanka 60 Cyprus 58 Jordan 56 Andorra 53 Malta 53 Belarus 51 Palestine 47 Bosnia 45 Kazakhstan 44 Macedonia 43 Georgia 40 Oman 39 Tunisia 39 Cambodia 37 Lithuania 36 Senegal 36 Venezuela 36 Guadeloupe 33 N. Zealand 28 Liechtenstein 28 Uzbekistan 23 Afghanistan 22 Macao 17 Bolivia 15 Fr. Guiana 15 Congo 14 Reunion 14 Cameroon 13 Maldives 13 Nigeria 12 Guam 12 Honduras 12 Paraguay 11 Rwanda 11… Total 177/251

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DOOMERS BTFO

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globalnews.ca/news/6688316/coronavirus-court-delays/
>lasting effects on the Canadian justice system
>Alberta’s Court of Queen’s Bench is adjourning all scheduled trials for at least 10-weeks and will limit hearings to urgent matters
>Ontario putting all new jury trials on hold.
>“They have to have a plan on how are we are going to deal with matters once we get back to it,”
>Courts will be hit with a flood of cases to deal with, she said, and it could take some time before everything is back to normal.
>delays will likely double the amount of time an accused has to spend in the system dealing with his or her case
>“They have to. The fact is we can’t allow the virus to spread. We’ve got high-risk people coming to court.”
>The ruling said people charged with an offence have the right to have their cases tried within 18 months in provincial courts and 30 months in superior courts.
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Is it a bad idea to take multivitamin pill but also take individual C vitamin and D3 supplement on top of the multivitamin pill?

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>stop panic buying goyim, plenty of food to go around
>shelves still not restocked since last weekend's rush
Am I glad I started prepping in Frebruary.

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wtf is Italy doing?
I've lost all hope that we will ever catch up with them

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Name my band.

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Post yfw PHASE2 kicks in.

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U.K. to close none essential businesses like restaurants etc when?

16% of those 6 patients got reinfected within 2 days

>Just got a message from work
>My work will be closes until early June
FUCK!

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How long are you ill with covid-19? starting to feel a bit weird

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>kek wills it.

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And how many had a reoccurrence after another week of incubation?

It's over

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Truckstop sex

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.

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>1% CRITICAL

I SAY NOTHING
YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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are the spanish user with power outtage?

GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
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>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
>GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN
GUAYAQUIL AIRPORT, ECUADOR, PUT OFFICAL CARS ON THE FIELD SO A SPANISH PLANE CAN'T LAND ON IT DUE FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS FROM SPAIN

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That part of the peer review?

The Flu Fighters

New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. The mortality rate among the elderly for the flu is more than 2%, eg this source:
>Patients with an influenza infection and pneumonia were significantly more likely to require intensive care unit (ICU) admission (27% vs 10%) and mechanical ventilation (18% vs 5%), and to die (9% vs 2%), as compared with patients without pneumonia.
ajmc.com/journals/supplement/2018/managed-care-perspective-on-optimizing-influenza-vaccinations-in-adults/influenza-in-older-patients-a-call-to-action-and-recent-updates-for-vaccinations

Happeningfags are basically on suicide watch at this point. Being completely blown the fuck out by the numbers.
>inb4 more posts reeeing about how all the patients on the boomer death ship had le best doctors in the world and were totally all gonna die but those doctors saved them.

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Dude literally every drug has potential side effects. Retard.

power and internet with 100% uptime here

>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients.
>Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment.
>None of the control patients was lost in follow-up.
>one of the patients under hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin combination who tested negative at day6 post-inclusion was tested positive at low titer at day8 post-inclusion.
27% complication rate including the reinfection (7/26). 23% didn't actually get better in 6 days (6/26). 50% got better in 6 days without being reinfected by day 8 (13/26). The control group reached the same milestone in 8 days. The control group had no complications or reinfections. The people dishonestly claiming 100% cure rate in 6 days do it based on only 6 out of the 26 patients, out of which 1 (16%) got promptly reinfected. Dead on arrival.

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>N=36
>p-value < .0001
Yeah fool someone else.

news4jax.com/news/local/2020/03/17/coronavirus-to-blame-for-bloody-supply-shortage/
>nearly 2,700 American Red Cross blood drives have been canceled, meaning close to 86,000 fewer blood donations have been made
>80% of donated blood collected by the Red Cross comes from blood drives at workplaces, campuses and events, most of which were called off because of concerns
>At each blood drive and donation center, Red Cross employees already follow thorough safety protocols to help prevent the spread
>Red Cross has implemented new measures to ensure blood drives and donation centers are even safer for our donors and staff
>Red Cross expects the number of cancellations to continue to increase, which is causing heightened concern for blood collection organizations and hospitals across the country
>“Unfortunately, when people stop donating blood, it forces doctors to make hard choices about patient care, which is why we need those who are healthy and well to roll up a sleeve and give the gift of life.”
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Venezuela has 84 ICU beds for the whole country.
Socialism works.

20,000 IN SPAIN TOMORROW, YOU GONNA SEE IT
>20,000 IN SPAIN TOMORROW, YOU GONNA SEE IT
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n=6, even worse

>definition of mild literally includes pneumonia
Enjoy losing 30% of your lung function for the rest of your life.

FOR ANYONE STRUGGLING TO COPE WITH OUR NEET LIFE DON'T WORRY
WHEN BILL GIVES YOU YOUR "DIGITAL CERT" VERIFIYING YOU'RE A GOOD GOY, YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE
>tfw revelations is real

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some spanish user said he has power outtage.
i ridiculed him for posting from smartphone, instead of asking where it occured :(((

Dude they did it on purpose so they could buy into the stock market

pharma and anti trump shill impressive

You can have it for almost a month with no symptoms. You can have it from infection to recovery for 40+ days.

Y el koletas dando una charla saltándose la cuarentena de su choni infectada
C O M U N I S M S

pretty much every goverment, not just the US

it's really hard not beeing an conspiracy theorist atm...

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>tfw you didn't buy high and sell higher

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1240641906582925312?s=20

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IS THE LARDENING FINALLY HERE?
ANY LOOTING NOGS? DID I MISSED THE CHIMPOUTS?

Yikes.

Yikes.

fake and made up

and Sánchez saying companies are having shut downs of energy, fucking scum

Yikes.

What we really need is a Free Bleeding v 2.0 campaign where normies are convinced to hold in their shits for multiple days in order to save on precious toilet paper.

2 confirmed cases where i live and fucking idiots where in "usa" and "europe" fuck my life now i have to go to work on fucking buss i will fucking die!!!!!!!!!!

>be toothpaste
>attempt to prep
Pic related

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Peer reviewed does not mean replicated , remember that other miricle cure that was an Ebola med that turned out to just be coincidence that it was working and it even ruined some dudes liver when they tried to replicate it ?

This disease has an extremely high recovery rate especially in people under 50 , the timeline of recovery varies massively also , some take weeks others take days.
Don't taught this as a miricle cure until they replicate it at least one fucking time .

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And again
Cherry picked sample
Lrn2 epidemiology before posting
>wut r environmental factors?

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Blame shifting. His self worth is in shambles

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BURGER

WTF MY FLAG IS FINALLY FIXED
YEAH LET´S GO

So basically this either suppresses it for a time or does fuck all and the patients own bodies did the work.

How come Madrid is so absolutely JUST'D but the rest of the country isn't that worse off? You can't compete with Italy if it's only one of your cities pumping the numbers up

>Just a flu

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Posting this again.
Italy should see the number of deaths go down in a week or at the end of the month at most.
Spain, France and UK will follow Italy and UK is probably going to be hit the hardest.

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Are the FEMA camps up?

Chinese Takeout

bro, i would say less is more in this case.

my blood have been screened lately and i only eat fast food and canned food, except vitamin D every value was pretty good...

just take D and maybe really low from the others

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>hold in their shits for multiple days
Wait. what? How often are you supposed to shit, I go like once every 3 days

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thats a conspiracy

KIKES

Friendly reminder to sosi suka

Reminder to start growing fucking potatoes, literally the easiest (and most sustainable ) source of calories when all the stores are looted.

>just got text from my boss
>"Hey were you in room X with patient Y last saturday?"

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FEMA at level 1 right now so camps are probably being set up

>using a drug for 5-7 days that rheuma patients use for months will give you side effects goy
>don't you DARE think of using it
>you HAVE to use the expensive cocktail costing thousands of dollars
>you can't use this decades old anti-malaria drug for a few bucks
what a coincidence that a pro-trump shill wants to sell expensive meds

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Last time i saw this text is was under a russian flag.

It was more believeble as tis meme shit.

>if the lockdown worked
We're going beyond Italy

>i go like once every 3 days
literally how

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WHO CARES ABOUT THAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Soon black coffins

El Salvador news
>I fucking give up edition

>1 case confirmed
>Fucking nigger asshole piece of shit crossed the border illegally
>Huge area in lockdown for 48 hours to try to find who the nigger chimp infected

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Jinx, you owe me a coke, faggot.

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>There's a gorillion cases of coronavirus but only like 3 people have died in YOUR area

holy shit the fucking propaganda is real

What the fuck happened within the last 10 hours? was resting soz.

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If anyone wants to scrape Corona-chan images themselves or whatever else, these are the programs to use:
>Boorus
Grabber
>Twitter
>Deviantart
gallery-DL
>Pixiv
PixivUtil2
All of them let you search by tags, etc.

>Cherry picked sample
It's literally the only closed sample. All other samples ignore the mild cases that aren't tested.
You are coping so damn hard at this point - desperately clinging to any hope of not being btfo by the data. It's delicious.

>How often are you supposed to shit
varies by person and diet. anywhere from daily to every 3rd is considered normal range. the point is to convince them to go beyond whatever is comfortable or normal for them.

Didn't Cuomo say italy will speak in 45 days?

Resources are occupied at the moment

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Study also claims that it's mostly old people dying. We wouldn't shut down countries for old people. China isn't firing mobile crematoriums 24/7 due to old people. Their factories are not employed with old people.

>just a flu, bro

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Muh america

HELLO MY FELLOW BASED KEKAPEDES! WHY DONT WE INFECT OURSELVES WITH COVID-19 AND ENGAGE IN B I O T E R R O R

>literally how
I shit once a week. Every persons stomach and metabolism works differently.

Power consumption is way down over all, he must be in a shithole within a shithole for the power to fail.

Funny germans

Based El salvador president

Honestly a nicer coffin than I could afford on my own. Here in America they're probably just going to wrap us up in newspaper and throw us into pits.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

TOKYO SAYS IT'S "IMPOSSIBLE" TO SUSPEND THE OLYMPIC GAMES BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>okdiario.com/deportes/gobernadora-tokio-dice-que-imposible-suspender-juegos-coronavirus-5323984
OIC PRETENDS TO CELEBRATE THE OLYMPIC GAMES AT TOKYO "CLOSED DOORS" WITHOUT AUDIENCE IF THEY HAVE TO
>okdiario.com/deportes/coi-esta-dispuesto-celebrar-juegos-puerta-cerrada-antes-que-aplazarlos-5319233

TOKYO SAYS IT'S "IMPOSSIBLE" TO SUSPEND THE OLYMPIC GAMES BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>okdiario.com/deportes/gobernadora-tokio-dice-que-imposible-suspender-juegos-coronavirus-5323984
OIC PRETENDS TO CELEBRATE THE OLYMPIC GAMES AT TOKYO "CLOSED DOORS" WITHOUT AUDIENCE IF THEY HAVE TO
>okdiario.com/deportes/coi-esta-dispuesto-celebrar-juegos-puerta-cerrada-antes-que-aplazarlos-5319233

TOKYO SAYS IT'S "IMPOSSIBLE" TO SUSPEND THE OLYMPIC GAMES BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>okdiario.com/deportes/gobernadora-tokio-dice-que-imposible-suspender-juegos-coronavirus-5323984
OIC PRETENDS TO CELEBRATE THE OLYMPIC GAMES AT TOKYO "CLOSED DOORS" WITHOUT AUDIENCE IF THEY HAVE TO
>okdiario.com/deportes/coi-esta-dispuesto-celebrar-juegos-puerta-cerrada-antes-que-aplazarlos-5319233

TOKYO SAYS IT'S "IMPOSSIBLE" TO SUSPEND THE OLYMPIC GAMES BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS
>okdiario.com/deportes/gobernadora-tokio-dice-que-imposible-suspender-juegos-coronavirus-5323984
OIC PRETENDS TO CELEBRATE THE OLYMPIC GAMES AT TOKYO "CLOSED DOORS" WITHOUT AUDIENCE IF THEY HAVE TO
>okdiario.com/deportes/coi-esta-dispuesto-celebrar-juegos-puerta-cerrada-antes-que-aplazarlos-5319233

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what? that they exist?
lol. idiot.
they do exist, and they even have their fences sloped inward not outward. as to keep people inside, not outside.

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>self isolating because i am incubating the virus
>have literally no one to do groceries for me

I am so fucking happy that i saw this coming, i have food for atleast 40 days

>Country already fucked over by multiple things
>Now gets a visit from Corona chan
God truly hates Venezuela isn’t it? It’s almost comical

I go that often. Some people just do. Had a bunch of tests done, Im working as normal. Danny Sexbang said he's the same way. Probably genetic.

Ahora tiene el cni. Qué podría salir mal?

>America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

read your own study see

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self checkout and contactless payment

If you know of a method with even less indirect contact let me know.
(Not that I'd have to go out and buy groceries for the few weeks)

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases?fbclid=IwAR1rtWgLpYTQQjFhooSFgo5lK6BPexjQG0q7W1KO_Lp5z3SzQUFk6z4rL4Q
>A 36-year-old man has died of respiratory failure in Wuhan, five days after being discharged from one of the makeshift hospitals built to contain the outbreak
>The report, which was later removed, said Li Liang had been admitted to the hospital – built to treat patients with mild and moderate symptoms – on February 12, according to his wife, surnamed Mei. He was discharged two weeks later with instructions to stay in a quarantine hotel for 14 days.
>Mei said her husband was not feeling well two days after leaving the hospital, with a dry mouth and gaseous stomach
>listed respiratory blockage and failure as the symptoms which could have led to his death
>Wuhan’s makeshift facilities – issued an emergency notice on Wednesday that said more discharged patients had been readmitted after falling ill again. The hospital will begin conducting antibody tests on all patients before discharge from Thursday, to ensure they are fully recovered
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Eat only proper meat(game) and you will be surprized.

bruh

Is Pepsi alright?

China use bags, yellow bags

18 MONTHS TO PRODUCE N95's
>The 500 million N95 air-filtering respirator masks President Donald Trump said the federal government ordered could take up to 18 months to be delivered
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-19/trump-s-500-million-respirators-could-take-18-months-to-deliver

TOPKEK, best news of the day
Welcome to the club, spic goblins

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Yeah because the reason Italy isn't using it is because they hate their citizens.

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>Japan won every golden medal because only japan compite.

It starts with coffins, then body bags, and ends in mass graves.

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Wow, no pictures, no sources, no nothing. Thanks for being retarded.

Diet is the most contributing factor. I'd wager that your fiber intake is low.

Any real figures from China? I don't believe their numbers

that gave me a good laught

The WHO niggers said it at their press conference about 10 fucking days ago you dumb asshole.

No more friends of cupper flag?

Anyone have the full list of what we are calling it?

Chinese Virus

Asian Airborne AIDS

Shanghai Shivers

Kung Flu

>Implying Japan is not following orders from IOC, WADA and NBC to keep this globalist circus going
>Despite multiple signs this is going to be a catastrophe and Uefa and Conmebol already agreed in cancelling their tournaments
This only serves as a reminder muh based Japs are, and will always be puppets from the West

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Not bodies must be burn.

boomer remover meme is a lie

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Lololo
As I said learn to epidemiology
A closed limted sample is of use to tell us what happened in that closed situation
It tells us nothing about situations outwith that environment
There are so many other factors to consider
Please, you really are embarrassing yourself thread after thread
You are making a classic ignorant mistake

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Gloves were invented for some time now, you know

They don't have numbers either, everyone is locked in their homes even if they are about to die.

American news is reporting Chinese numbers as though they think they're true. Honestly, what the fuck.

lmao just let athletes compete from home then.

Man, are Brazil and Chile gonna end like Italy?

does anyone find it a tad strange that this outbreak starts in 2020?
It is almost as if corona-chan is part of a grand multistaged scheme.

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It kills all, no matter the age, skin color, jew or goy.

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brrr.money/

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Can't wait for the Canadian sequel, set in Toronto hopefully

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Is that deaths though or confirmed infections

Wu Flu

yes. lizzardpeople are immune.