AUS/POL/ - AUSTRALIA IS CLOSED EDITION #7

Evening lads.

>Australia announces travel ban on all non-citizens and non-residents
sbs.com.au/news/australia-announces-travel-ban-on-all-non-citizens-and-non-residents

>Qantas and Jetstar to suspend international flights and stand down 20,000 workers
theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/19/coronavirus-qantas-and-jetstar-to-suspend-international-flights-and-stand-down-20000-workers

>Aussie share market plunges amid coronavirus chaos and emergency rate cut
news.com.au/finance/markets/australian-markets/all-eyes-on-rba-rate-cut-as-aussie-share-market-falls-amid-coronavirus-chaos/news-story/d10098e9c3121512c48d573b0875887f

>One Aussie state has all but shut its doors with the "toughest border measures in the country", threatening fines of $16,800 and six months in prison.
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/e4c1494a3a61b3e55faf27804d3f6ca4

>A recession is probably around the corner, and it's not all thanks to coronavirus
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-recession-what-does-it-look-like/12064074

>Queensland Government passes public health measures to bolster powers ahead of expected rise in coronavirus cases
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-covid-19-queensland-parliament-bolsters-laws-powers/12069182?section=politics

>Coronavirus Australia live updates: Queensland announces 50 new COVID-19 cases
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-live-updates/live-coverage/e4c1494a3a61b3e55faf27804d3f6ca4

>Australian Schools Will Not Close Despite Coronavirus Fears
10daily.com.au/news/australia/a200319qpoen/australian-schools-will-not-close-despite-coronavirus-fears-20200319

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FUCK

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GIMMIE SCUMBUX

First for fuck off ASIO "praise him" poster

Checked and yeah agreed. 99% of auspol are sick of those posters . reminder to report the fags

whats that aussie song "veranda out the front nanana out the back. and an old rocking chair" called?

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>economic collapse
>Afterpay having a sale
>Kogan shoving constant sale email ads
>Other websites doing the same
Jesus fuck, do these Jews have no shame? Afterpay is the worse considering they're literally CREATING DEBT.

checked and agreed

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Evening niggers, who nightshift here?

nevermind googled it lol

burke's backyard

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Reminder that the swing to the far-right is happening right now and everyone hates asians.

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>Afterpay sale
>$45 for 5cents worth of face masks

I'm 172 cm
I have a flatmate who's like 6'3
I have a hatchet, a kitchen knife and a boxcutter knife as my disposal
I have no reason to believe he has any weapons, although obviously can get knives from the kitchen.

If he tries to raid me, how can I defend myself from him?

It's fake right? Right?

A lot of casuals on Aus/pol/ tonight.

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Play nice and get him in his sleep (Before he gets you)

Manlet

These reports get aired and then deleted once the jewish owners of ABC kvetch loud enough

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I've just been lurking the last couple of nights, just nothing but low tier posts lately.

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ooooft

Sydney right?

The police targeting white racism part. Its fucked I can't tell if it's real or not.

desu since 'rona started Yas Forums has been pretty dog shit desu

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make a spear

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me neither user

Wh-who's this?

Hey Bryan can I scab a ciggie?
youtube.com/watch?v=jPpDT5Yo-Z0

I didn't realize that this was the walking dead

Yeah like a few months ago I was regularly having discussions about fixing the country.
>feelsbadman.zip

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I can't believed they banned pooping from tall buildings into your lover's mouth. That seems wildly unfair.

Grow a foot and be a real man

You're a manlet, range and leverage is your only friend.

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Not him.

>I'm 172 cm
manlets when will they learn
>how can I defend myself from him?
you can't

im not so comfy anymore, lads. can ebola and foot & mouth make a return instead?

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If your less than 6 feet tall, you don't deserve ti live

>Ebola
Sheesh, we dodged a bullet with that one. I'm actually going to say "I'm glad we got Coronavirus". Ebola is insanely deadly

my bad Mr Nolan sir

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>leverage
elaborate

Has anyone else noticed that petrol hasn't fallen since global prices crashed?

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-19/coronavirus-retailers-keep-petrol-price-difference-amid-downturn/12069940

Time to nationalize the petro industry, fuck them

Spoken like a true 5"6 manlet

Shut up Clarence

But it was much easier to detect and contain, which is why it didn't spread.

It's literally less than a dollar a litre

Das Reich

6'5" manlet here. 100kg no fat and athletic. Take me on faggot. Your own fear would defeat you

Shut up clarence. You smell like soap and almonds and your gay sweater is fucking gross.

yea. Just glad we got the lesser of two evils.

>eschooltoday.com/science/simple-machines/what-is-a-lever.html

I'm not going to spell it out for you.

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Not in Vic. 1.12 cheapest I've seen recently. Some places charging 1.50+ though atm. No idea what those cunts are thinking.

Spoken like a true sub-6'0" cunt

>6'5" manlet
It's ok user, you're on the internet. No one can tell that you're only a 5"8 manlet.

Give it a couple of days. Same happened where I was, then a few days later prices dropped like a stone.

How are boomers THIS stupid?
youtube.com/watch?v=rjsSKVWZ-kY
They are booing her for asking a legitimate question, I hope every boomer fucking dies from this boomer remover.

thanks
I'm a little rarted

This is a video from the US btw but I just fucking hate boomers so, I'm posting it.

ok loves

Bruh that deflection

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Can you wash bank notes? I want to withdraw some cash from an ATM or get cash out at the supermarket checkout, but the notes could be swimming in virus germs. Can you dump them in a sink full of soapy water and give them a good wipe and then dry them off with some paper towels?

but they will delay passing on savings- and increase prices ahead of predicted crude hikes.
That's just business, that's what they will do.

These companies won't do things like ensure we have stockpiles- in fact these companies DON'T want us to have gasoline reserves.
If we don't take control back we're losing billions every year for nothing and failing to protect our economy

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supermarket chad here. I can get anything I want because I am the one that fills it. if I see something I want I just keep it out the back. I told the fresh manager to get my some steak or I wouldn't keep any dunny paper for him. cunt did it, steak for dinner tonight

Government would never go for it, they get too much cash from the $0.423 fuel excise.

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Why is it bait? The notes are made of plastic aren't they?

so just wash them dumb cunt. pretty sure the ones in ATM's are all fresh notes only been touched by the people at the mint and armour guard or ever fills them

tldw?

Can I use a deodorant can and a lighter as a weapon?

I honestly didn't know if you were actually that retarded. Of course you can was dollaridoos.

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You can throw them in the washing machine.

use engine de-greaser instead it shoots further

fair enough