/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2275 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>china +34
>iran + 1046
>spain +2378

hmm

Who here is laughing at Mutt butthurt
>muh stonks
>C-C-Chinese virus

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stock market asmr

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You know, they didn't just start with bats...

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8th for heavy viral loads

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>MADAGASCAR CLOSED ITS BORDERS
Happening is over.

LONDON (Reuters) - British pharmaceutical company Synairgen said on Wednesday it had the go-ahead to test a drug that could boost the lung function of patients with coronavirus, potentially assisting in the global fight against the pandemic.

HAPPENING OVER
ITS OVER
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>less than 10 000 deaths

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Should I be having my windows open at all?
I'm basically living in in a quarantined zone right now and despite that, my fucking family still insists on having the windows open every day in order to "freshen the air".

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HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE FUCKING SHUT DOWN!!!

God this is killing me and my wife. We stocked up. We're ready. But fucking kike bosses keep expecting us to show up.

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Guys, seriously I can't be the only one who remembers it being the 10 cent army
Whats going on?

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New Diamond Princess Figures:
>still 7 dead
>527 recovered
>14 serious,critical
>700 were infected total
>average age of the 2500+ passengers on the ship is 58
>possibly even higher for the 700 who got infected
>everyone who died was over 70

>Italians are only testing the serious cases which grossly over-inflates the mortality rate
>even then the ones dying are mostly elderly
>there are literal 98 year olds who test positive croaking it in hospital and being added to the death count as corona-deaths

>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

>Even the koreans aren't testing everbody, and their numbers are likely missing many more mild cases - which means even their low mortality rates are an overestimate.

Are happeningfags ever gonna admit they went way overboard with this?
>inb4 more autistic screetching about (((expert projections)) and jewish estimates
We have a completely closed sample of 700 elderly which proves a 1% mortality rate. Among the elderly. This is flu-tier. I think even the flu has a higher chance of death among the elderly.

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Where do you live?

Based. Hope the law continues to crack down on "looters". I'm hoping here in America, they start putting together anti-looter forces, I'll be happy to serve my country against the "looting" menace

[CHART UPGRADED]

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>Japan’s deputy prime minister has bemoaned a decades-old “curse” for ruining the Tokyo Olympics. There’s been a lot of speculation that the Games will have to be canceled or postponed due to the new coronavirus pandemic. Deputy Prime Minister Taro Aso told a parliamentary committee Wednesday that the setback has happened due to a mystical hex that hits the Olympics every 40 years. “It’s a problem that’s happened every 40 years—it’s the cursed Olympics, and that’s a fact,” Aso said, according to The Guardian.

PLEASE, would a drawfag meme this one?

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So why aren't more germans dying?

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>plague waifu simulators

Tencent army.
It's a chinese company name

It's still worth it right bro's?
Sure your hopa will likely be born with:
>a tail
>and weak lungs
>probably look nothing like you
but hey at least he'll be good at math, right!?

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>handmaid's tale sjws btfo

Iron Ann calling the chink sympathisers out.
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/18/ann-coulter-cheap-tvs-expensive-flu/

>Here’s a thought: While self-quarantining with their families in multimillion-dollar Manhattan co-ops, Wall Street wives ought to have a chat with their Master of the Universe husbands about China, globalism and political correctness. Those are the vectors of their robber-baron wealth.

>Thanks to “globalism” — i.e., cheap goods from China — we’ve gotten many wondrous things, for example:

>— Toothpaste on American shelves made with a poison found in antifreeze.

>— Toxic Chinese drywall installed in about 100,000 U.S. homes, emitting noxious fumes that destroyed electrical wiring and metal fixtures and sickened homeowners. Replacement of the drywall, pipes and wiring cost Americans billions of dollars.

>— Hundreds, possibly thousands, of American dogs killed by melamine-laced Chinese dog food in 2007.

>— The loss of about 200,000 beautiful maple trees lining the streets of small New England towns, eaten by Asian long-horned beetles that arrived on Chinese cargo ships in 1996. The U.S. taxpayer spends hundreds of millions of dollars to eradicate the repeated outbreaks that continue to this day, despite promises from the Chinese to do better.

>— Viral pandemics — H1N1 (from China), bird flu (from China), SARS (from China) and now the Wuhan virus (from China).

>Is it really worth paying $3 for a T-shirt at Walmart, rather than $9? The precise reason Chinese goods are so cheap is that they skip the crucial quality-control step.

>The media’s reaction to this latest pandemic out of China is to say …

>LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT: THE CHINESE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

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If we go down, then everyone goes down, friend.

I am planning on putting these fuckers into transparent foil and then open the windows and lay them on my window ledge to desinfect. Hope they dont fly away though. Is it a good idea?

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Pictures of empty supermarket shelves are the new food porn.
twitter.com/johnestevens/status/1240399813885284354

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nypost.com/2020/03/19/old-malaria-drug-hydroxychloroquine-may-help-cure-coronavirus-study/

Needs to be top of page one bold. One human trial already an obvious success.

DIGITS SAY IT

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>Well, like most animal-to-human viruses, this one did originate in China and then spread across the globe when Chinese tourists infected people in other countries.

>As described by Melinda Liu in Smithsonian Magazine, the Chinese wet markets, “often poorly ventilated, with multiple species jammed together — create ideal conditions for spreading disease through shared water utensils or airborne droplets of blood and other secretions.”

>This 2017 article was titled: “Is China Ground Zero for a Future Pandemic?”

>When the pandemic arrived, at least the World Health Organization leapt to action. First step: Find a cure? Develop a vaccine? Demand protections for the elderly?

>NO!

>WHO officials got together and worked on coming up with a new name for the “Wuhan virus” that sounded less Asian.

>Next, the WHO put out a “Fact Sheet” to ensure that those with Kung Flu would not be stigmatized. It instructed:

>“DO — talk about people ‘acquiring’ or ‘contracting’ #COVID-19.

>“DON’T — talk about people ‘transmitting COVID-19,’ ‘infecting others’ or “spreading the virus’ as it implies intentional transmission & assigns blame.”

>As fear of the Chinese virus spread, Gloria Allred brought a lawsuit against a Los Angeles school for sending an Asian student to the school nurse after he coughed in class.

>Americans are cowering in their homes. Airlines, restaurants, beaches, ski resorts, professional sports, colleges and stores have been shut down. But we must never violate the fundamental civil right of an Asian to cough in class and refuse to see the nurse!

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Lmfao

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not fair

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Daily reminder that a large % of 1 400 000 000 chinks are shilling away like no tomorrow as we speak

I heard that a lot of the infected Germans are younger tourists who were visiting Italy, which would explain the death rate. Germany also has one of the best healthcare systems in Europe

israel today:
>Mossad Secretly Acquires 100,000 Coronavirus Test Kits for Israel
>These test kits are like gold on the international market at present, and somehow the Mossad got its hands on a treasure-trove.
>One media analyst speculated that the Mossad had used its behind-the-scenes connections to states with which Israel has no official relations, and which have thus far not been hard-hit by the coronavirus. Those states might be willing to sell available test kits to a third party, not necessarily aware that they will ultimately go to the Jewish state.

The Jerusalem Post:
>Mossad brings 100,000 'unusable' coronavirus test kits to Israel
>A spokesperson for Magen David Adom explained to The Jerusalem Post that specifically, the tests were missing a patented liquid into which the testing sticks need to be dipped before a screening can be administered. Without it, the test cannot be done.
>The spokesperson explained that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is "using his connections around the world now" to try to obtain this liquid as early as Friday.

Yes that should definitely work
*Hides under your window*

Timisoara

Because the media is lying to not further the panic

you think all the shitskin terrorist groups will just sit idly by as soon as Gerabia acknowledges weakness?

because bratwurst is the cure

FUUUUUCCCKK I MADE SOME CALLS BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DEAD CAT BOUNCE FUUUUUUU CC. KKK

>just a flu, breh

Nah, it was always 50 cent army.

so? Least we won't have to hear you faggots acting as numbah wan borger anymore.

She'll find a way over from one of the islands around it.

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where?

kek had answered

good, you can't rebuild if it still stands

>The New York Times has also been on the racism beat, with these pressing stories:

>As Chinese Grapple With a New Illness, an Old Stigma Is Revived

>An Outbreak of Racist Sentiment as Coronavirus Reaches Australia

>As Coronavirus Spreads, So Does Anti-Chinese Sentiment

>And there’s more!

>Virus Fuels Anti-Chinese Sentiment Overseas

>Coronavirus Outbreak Risks Reviving Stigma for China

>Wait – here’s another:

>For a Chinese Traveler, Even Paradise Comes With Prejudice

>A few weeks ago — before a trillion dollars in wealth was destroyed by the coronavirus panic and we learned the real disease was racism — everyone, including the Times, admitted that the virus was brought to Italy by two Chinese tourists.

>“[T]here had not yet been any confirmed cases in Italy,” the Times reported, until Jan. 30, “when the government announced the first two cases.” The scientific director of an infectious diseases hospital in Rome identified them: “two Chinese tourists visiting Rome.”

>The Times buried this fact in an article perversely titled: “Cruise Passengers Are Held at Italian Port in False Alarm Over Coronavirus.” On one hand, a bunch of cruise passengers were inconvenienced for 12 hours; on the other hand, a viral pandemic that could kill millions was introduced to Italy. You write the headline.

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Oh...oh no. I'm so sorry.

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How the fuck does this even happen?
Our stores are still all stocked up.

Shit happens bro. I've had a bad cough & sore throat for 4 days now. Also started sneezing a while ago. Last time I felt like this was in December, which fits in with the theory that Corona was already here last flu season.
Anybody else feeling sick?
I work at a mall btw, one of the biggest in South Florida, I 100% should have been exposed to some fucker who was sick.

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This woman might be very Islamophobic, but at least she's defending her people.

Corona-chan might not be in his lungs, but she is certainly in his head

Extremely based

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I can't believe Yas Forums is buying into this meme disease

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By the way, the mortality rate for the elderly for the flu is more than 2%.
>Patients with an influenza infection and pneumonia were significantly more likely to require intensive care unit (ICU) admission (27% vs 10%) and mechanical ventilation (18% vs 5%), and to die (9% vs 2%), as compared with patients without pneumonia.
ajmc.com/journals/supplement/2018/managed-care-perspective-on-optimizing-influenza-vaccinations-in-adults/influenza-in-older-patients-a-call-to-action-and-recent-updates-for-vaccinations

Happeningfags are basically on suicide watch at this point. Being completely blown the fuck out by the numbers.
>inb4 more posts reeeing about how all the patients on the boomer death ship had le best doctors in the world and were totally all gonna die but those doctors saved them
>but the hospitals are gonna be overrun which will cause a 200% mortality rate.

> Brazilian infected graph looking like a rollercoaster
Yeah no yeah
No.

The economy is over for the time being. Stop participating in it for as long as possible. You're only going to hurt yourself, brother

>MIss España 2018
>a fucking tranny
you fucking faggots deserve this haha
youtube.com/watch?v=9bJlb4xFhs8

Perfect time to clear the backlog!

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Should be fine unless there's a sidewalk right out your window

Tencent is a thing, it's a chink corp that bought plebbit. So yes, you'll meet Tencent army if you go to plebbit.

ain't that the cutest little coinky dink?

I'm going to buy the dip

French roasties sound adorable.

Because despite what butthurt Poleshits and Angloshits forcememe, Germany is rich and extremely well-organised

>Lombardy is the Italian region most devastated by the Wuhan virus. As far back as 2003, a Library of Congress report cited Lombardy as having the highest concentration of Chinese immigrants in Italy. Our media refuses to tell us this fact today — or any day.

>No hard feelings, but why not relieve people’s minds? West Virginians who have no contact with anyone visiting from China can rest easy! No need to stockpile toilet paper.

>While we’re at it, when will the media and the “medical community” get around to informing Americans that this latest Chinese pandemic poses little danger to anyone under 70 without certain chronic medical conditions?

>Italy has been ravaged by the Wuhan virus, but the average age of the dead is 81.

>According to the dire estimates of the Imperial College of London — whose assessment we are following — excepting those with underlying medical conditions, the new coronavirus could be less deadly than the seasonal flu to anyone under 60 years old and no worse than the 2017-18 flu season for those in their 60s.

>But it’s five to 10 times more deadly than the regular flu for those in their 70s and 80s, respectively.

>We ought to surround old folks homes with the National Guard and call it a day. It would probably save more lives and wouldn’t destroy the economy.

>But there’s no time to think about saving lives. The important thing is to stamp out the idea that a virus that originated in China has anything to do China.

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but remdesivir failed to produce positive clinical outcomes and it nuked the guys liver

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 19.03.

>1305 NEW INFECTIONS:
>13632 TOTAL INFECTIONS +10,59%
>5 NEW DEATHS:
>33 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 19.03. 13:30 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>NEW FATALITIES:
19.03.2020 29th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, 83, pneumonia
19.03.2020 30th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, , pneumonia
19.03.2020 31th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, 87, pneumonia
19.03.2020 32th death: Bayern, woman, 69
19.03.2020 33th death: Bayern, woman, 86
19.03.2020 34th death: Bayern, man, 80
19.03.2020 35th death: Bayern, man, 99
19.03.2020 36th death: Bayern, woman, 80
19.03.2020 37th death: Bayern, man,87
>median age of fatalities: ~81
>probable average mortality: 9,33%
all fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI reports:
+2801 = 10999 cases
+8 = 20 dead
updated: 19.03. 0:00 GMT

>19.03.
Several politician think curfew is possible.
Federal minister of health: Germany has one of the highest testing capacities, but we can't manage to test 100000 every day.
Niedersachsen: Ministerpresident wants to avoid curfew. Current measures sufficient, if followed.
Berlin: 25 cases of 519 hospitalized, corona-clinic in exhibition hall maybe finished in 15 or 20 days.
Federal minister of defence: Bundeswehr to play role in paramedics and supplying shops with wares.
Federal government: 10500 tourists repatriated.
Polish border: After opening of more highways to the border, jams are still persistent.
Bayern: Ministerpresident to declare curfew if decreasing of contacts is insufficient.

>Uncontroversial and universally beloved Grüne-politician Cem Özdemir, 54, infected.

EU: Bordercontrols hinder supply of food.
Israel: Mossad "aquires" 100000 tests from country, to which Isreal does not have diplomatic ties, forgets swabs.
South Korea: 152 new infections, new cluster in nursing home discovered, 74 infected. 33000 in retirementhomes to be tested.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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...

He had an 85% chance of surviving anyway. This is not news.

or just stop using cash

Doctor, I can't breathe. Help me.

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well shit bros my aunt has it comfirmed and she met my grandparents, who met my mother so I probably have it. I probably won't notice shit but I'm worried for my grand-parents

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What game?

ahem
FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

Go play with some palm oil indofagget, nobody cares about your shilling.

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The 50p army

Wish I can go back to the days where I was just playing PSP with my fellow semi-NEETs.

>outjewed

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pics or didn't happend.

Part & Parcel of London life

better listen to your shinto deities there, japshits
> or not heh

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I'm incredibly tired. I worked Monday night for the last shift of a 7-day stretch. When I got home I slept most of the day. Then I woke up and slept all that night. Ever since then I haven't been able to stay up for more than a few hours before I get really tired and go back to sleep. My area is the hardest-hit by the virus in the state.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/coronavirus-kills-180-north-korean-21658486
>may have killed almost 200 soldiers in North Korea amid suspicions of a major outbreak in the secretive country, it is claimed
>"just too many bodies" to be cremated, and military leaders have ordered all corpses to be disinfected, the Daily NK reported, citing a source inside the regime's military
>claim the virus has been spreading through the country and Kim Jong-un's regime executed an official who violated a quarantine after returning from China
>healthcare system is woefully unprepared for the virus and they have expressed fears that an outbreak could be devastating, given the state of hospitals and malnutrition
>observers believe the Kim regime is covering up cases
>180 soldiers had died in January and February of symptoms consistent with coronavirus,Daily NKreported (archive.is/2zH4l)http://archive.is/sgmg1

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No asian blood?

All floridabros should assume they've been exposed. My gf is in the healthcare industry and had a nervous breakdown yesterday cause she says it's gotten too real to cope with. Doesn't help that we have spring break faggots running around south Florida. In 10-12 days time, we will be struck down and unfortunately we will become a huge exporter of the disease out to the rest of the nation.

We are so fucked.

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>Some boomer in the background asking if he's black or white
Based

>t.

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Based

That guy has been repeating the exact same methods (slander, obfuscate, disinform) every thread, he's obviously a wumao. Or in our own term, a buzzeRp.

WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

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Koikatu.