Brit/pol/ (CV News)

they're still good

non preppers BTFO

>rt.com/uk/483489-panic-shopping-coronavirus-rationing/

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hi bongs, me and another bong kept rolling digits in aus/pol/. We have been blessed

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i can get booze any time i want u spaz

Don't want to be infertile.

If I make it through this without being infected, I'll be in the 20% of still fertile males. The hareem awaits.

you're tryin though

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>imagine actually standing in that queue
I GOTTA C...C...CONSOOOOOOOOOM

wish he'd fuck off desu

>55

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Predictions for total UK deaths by end of the day?

146

So hows things? Feeling nice and healthy? Not even a slight fever?

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trying not to drink tbqh

The electricity is going to be alright right?
I've got a fuckton of frozen stufff but would barely last a week on the few bags of pasta and tins of beans, spam and corned beef i have

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you'll succeed this time

80

yes

When do they normally relase the stats?

get a wind up radio

The government gets you booze, like they got you your flat and the pot noodles in your otherwise bare cupboard you hopeless helpless shiftless little prat

Can't stop going out to the shops lads. Stocked up ages ago, got enough food to lasts months comfortably if needed. I just get bored now and keep going out for choccy and crisps.

no i won’t you mong

I hope Karen doesn't get the Coronavirus!

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5pm’ish

we have failed

100%

i like going out to soak up the comfy pre-apocalypse vibes

Are we all going on lockdown or what

trains and coaches cancelled

How do you cook with that?

Been going to work still and everyone is coughing and dropping like flies but I'm perfectly fine. Think I might be one of them carriers who pass it on to others without being effected myself.

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100 billion

get a wind up stove

you need a ham radio for that

Government is going to dissect you soon for the cure m8

If you live in London and are white NOW is the time to leave. The army is already deploying in and around the city, complete airtight shutdown is coming within hours.

Don't listen to the governments pathetic attempts at panic control, they are wargaming for civil war level events, think Katrina and the LA riots. Remember what happened when one nigger with a gun got shot a few years back? Well there are 147,000 more non whites in London now and imagine how they'll start behaving when the food runs out.

Whites are weak and stupid when compared to generations of the past, we've been breeding runts for 70+ years, those who would never have reached adulthood only 100 years ago are breeding like rabbits while the smartest people stopped reproducing in the 1970's.

Say what you like about niggers, arabs and all the other third world filth, they come from genetic stock that was forged in some of the harshest environments on earth. They may not be fit for building civilizations but they are bonded by blood and do know how to chimp the fuck out, they elevate baser activities like looting, rape and murder into an art form.

Also did you not notice the numbers of commonwealth troops being deployed? Who do you think the Nigerian and Pakistani soldiers are going to be protecting? If you're white and in London you will be a target for everyone else, including the authorities.

R U N!

Post yfw that cunt posts the same corona spam in this thread as well

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Wind up microwave.

Don't mind alkies but alkies who go on and on about being an alkie are vapid cunts. Most of the time they're not even alkie.

Watch him now, he'll INSIST he's an alkie. Boring bastard. Drinking substituting a personality.

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The plague has returned

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skellys shall inherit the earth
we've been surviving on subsistence calories for years in preparation for this very scenario
your gains won't help you when you can't get out of bed because you haven't hit your macros for the day lmfao

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>people are panic buying cigarettes and shampoo
It's just a meme at this point.

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hi bongs

i had a bit of a runny nose but i stopped using heating because weirdly i think that was causing it (being too dry?)
now i just keep warm with a comfy blanket and feel 100%

I wonder where Vault 13 got their toilet paper from

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Just cooked a banging goulash
This self isolation lark aint too bad desu fellas
Might break it to go try that kfc donut burger though ngl

digits again.... WHY. MAKE IT STOP

6 million

now's the perfect time to sightsee
london was deserted this morning
actually probably safer than usual to go out since there's nobody around to infect you

your reign has ended, bogan

Ye i reckon
Only time white people will riot is if we have no leccy

How come the army isn't patrolling bradford then?
Have they deemed it a lost cause?

if importing niggers and paying them benefits to consume products is fine, what's wrong with a UBI?

Lads where has Lizzie gone? Think she's in a secret bunker somewhere? Thought she would have made some meme speech on tv by now

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Standing Sharia Army is already there lad

thank god. God bless the queen ay lads

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